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I think another bank would step in. If that were the case, I would like the Mega-Asian version please with a side of community development - SUPER SIZE ME!

So actually, the Holocaust can be blamed on a prostitute.

He tried to take over the world because of the STD that made him a little loopy.

Thank god... it's official. World Exclusive Hitler HAD only got one ball By ALEX PEAKE Published: Today AN extraordinary account from a German army medic has finally confirmed what the world long suspected: Hitler only had one ball. War veteran Johan Jambor made the revelation to a priest in the 1960s, who wrote it down. The priest’s document has now come to light – 23 years after Johan’s death. The war tyrant’s medical condition has been mocked for years in a British song. The lyrics are: “Hitler has only got one ball, the other is in the Albert Hall. His mother, the dirty b****r, cut it off when he was small.’ Until now there has never been complete proof Hitler was monorchic – the medical term for having one testicle. But the document tells how Johan saw the proof with his own eyes. In the account, he relives the horror of serving as an army medic in World War I. He died aged 94 in 1985, but had told his secret to priest Franciszek Pawlar, who kept a note of their conversation. Johan’s friend Blassius Hanczuch confirmed the priest’s account of how the medic saved Hitler’s life. He said: “In 1916 they had their hardest fight in the Battle of the Somme. “For several hours, Johan and his friends picked up injured soldiers. He remembers Hitler. “They called him the ‘Screamer’. He was very noisy. Hitler was screaming ‘help, help’. “His abdomen and legs were all in blood. Hitler was injured in the abdomen and lost one testicle. His first question to the doctor was: ‘Will I be able to have children?’.” Blassius said that when the Nazis swept to power Johan began to suffer nightmares and blame himself for saving Hitler. Hitler’s genitals have long caused controversy. Some historians dismissed the “one ball” song as propaganda. But an alleged Soviet autopsy on Hitler backed it up. Records show Hitler did suffer a groin injury in the Somme. It is the first time an interview with anyone who treated Hitler during WWI has come to light. Dr Martin Farr, senior lecturer at Newcastle University School of Historical Studies, said last night: “This genuinely new twist is fascinating.” [email protected] Ditty to lift our morale By CHARLOTTE SPRATT THERE are several versions of “Hitler has only got one ball” — sung to the tune of The Colonel Bogey March. It is thought that it was first written in August 1939 as propaganda against the Nazis. Writer Donough O’Brien claimed in his autobiography that his father Toby O’Brien had invented the ditty while working as a publicist for the British Council. He said he was trying to improve British morale with a song against the German leader. That version began: “Göring has only got one ball, Hitler’s are so very small, Himmler’s so very similar, and Goebbels has no balls at all.” But no one has managed to discover who switched the lines to correctly say that it was Hitler who was missing a testicle. Most versions now begin with the line: “Hitler has only got one ball.” Some go on to make the odd — but amusing — claim that “the other is on the kitchen wall”. Others claim his mother hid the missing testicle in the Albert Hall. Comedian Ricky Gervais claimed in a gag during his Fame stand-up tour that he has checked the building out and never found it. Almost all the versions refer to Hitler’s mother, “the dirty b****r”, being the one who lopped it off. The second verse is: “She threw it over Germany, it landed in the deep blue sea, the fishes got out their dishes, and had scallops and b******s for tea.” © 2008 News Group Newspapers Ltd.

My friend Nicole took this shot in Rocky River Metropark. (posted with her permission) [edit: reformatted]

That is cool. My mom tells the story all the time about when somebody picked up the entire grocery tab for us when we were little.

Already a thread on this one: http://www.urbanohio.com/forum2/index.php/topic,13267.0.html

Last night I made some Braised Ox Tail, with Red Wine Reduction Marinara and Herbs, served over Cavatelli and fresh mix of grated Parmesan, Asiago and Reggiano cheeses.

This is what my daughter wants to be for next Halloween.

Is the rat one in SoHo the newish Banksy?

WOW! That stuff is very cool!

I'm thinking security standards would prevent sharing the building. Any know if its been done before in any other city?

Well, my theory didn't work. Just wanted to see what would happen if I left it all alone without changing a thing. I call it the Cleveland Browns theory.

So super-duper big boats (or very low flying planes) can see it at night

Should I send it twice? ;D

I'll post it. I'm not afraid of La La Land:

^You don't have to answer... Just being a smartass.

You mean like East Fourth?

Its really good to see those updates. Thanks for posting.

It's going to be their staging area, IIRC.

Welcome Isaacsapple, to the board and to Cleveland. Here is a birds eye view looking from the west. The Cleveland Art Museum is on the upper right, the lagoon lower right.

A department store?? As UO number 1 shopaholic, I cannot say I want to see a department store in a 25k sq. ft. space. Even if it was the entire ground floor (48k Sq. ft.- 20k +25k+3k) is tiny and probably would not be feasible or profitable. So you're the HSIC? You are a funny girl.

The Governator - because nobody picked him yet

So does this move, the unknown possibilities with the NCB Building as well as the not-set-in-stone development on Jacobs Property signal a move of the "Financial district" from East 9th and Euclid to Cleveland's Public Square area?

I remember it now. That was here. My son and ex-mother-in=law were at that game. Thanks.