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Behave... Behave, behave, behave!!! :D

It's been my experience that women like being treated like crap. Of course, they will never admit it. While, "Make me a sandwich" might result in a "f*ck you, *sshole", It still makes them smile. Go figure. ducking....... :-) Sad part is, if you're looking for thrown rotten eggs and tomatoes its not coming from me. I completely agree with this based on my own experiences. *ducks too*

I blame the Springfield paper. Any paper with the 1st Page headline "Spinning Newspaper Injuries up 600%" probably isn't a good source. *looks at own posts in thread* Oh... oh.... so this is MY fault...!? Whatever ><

They copied that from Conan O'brien: [youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLo1USJIkgY"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLo1USJIkgY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object> http://youtube.com/watch?v=VLo1USJIkgY The video mentions completely different things from what I posted. But I guess everyone was bound to do this type of spoof in their own ways. I just saw MadTVs version.

They are trying to mimic qwik-e-marts down to the products so maybe we'll get some duff. :) Products so far Squishe's = Now with 900% more sugar Krusty-Os = Comes with free minature razor discs. (in the cereal) Buzz Cola = Featuring a caffiene induced seizure every 50th can Duff Beer = Keep away from Barney Exaggerating of course XD

Indeed. Too bad our building tendency is quite the opposite. -_-

Something I found on the net Coming June 29th, it's iPhone 6.0. It makes calls, goes on the Internet, faxes, sends Morse code, finalizes tax returns, doubles as a portable MRI, plays digital music, fixes moral dilemmas, cleans earwax, cures inoperable tumors, dances, and in three separate test cases, it even impregnated women who previously had their tubes tied. Plus it's even a beeper. It's iPhone 6.0, the only phone you'll ever need until the next one comes out. Apple iPhones, buy one today before it's ancient technology tomorrow. XD

Quoted for truth Though I would say it to all people.

Yes, horrible things don't happen in other parts of the world. All is roses in Iraq, Darfur, and Rio right now. You forgot the Congo and Indonesia (Slightly kidding, but you know what I'm getting at.) Its pretty brutal all around. You really have to look to find some of it though.

/seconded

Man, I forgot all about this thread. Everyone's sending in some great images. rofl @ quimbob's recent pic and rando's niece pic

Ah well, not as bad as I expected. Personally, I'm not surprised by the issues that came up. I still can't get over the overall cost of the iphone (yea phone+service+fees+other+soul+life) xp *waits for it...*

You win the discussion. Please collect your [Key to the Internets] at the door.

Rofl. Poor pope ;p kidding!

Saw this over the weekend. All I have to say is LOL.

problem is when you have grandma doing five under and suzy snowflake wanting to to 15 over, something has to give and usually its safety. I've said it before and I'll say it again, Ohio should adopt the 85th percentile rule for most of its roads. I took a minute to try and figure the 85%tile out and can't..do tell. DOT monitors speeds over a period of time, they look at the distrubtion and percentiles, and set the speed at the 85th percentile. So if most drivers are going 70 mph and that's the 85th percentile, that's what the set the speed limit at. The only problem I have with this is that I've personally seen people driving pitfully at faster speeds. Poor judgement, timing and decisions, I've seen it. Perhaps it could work, but I'm still worried about the whole thing.

George Carlin! XD XD XD

I agree with you there. And in some parts of the freeway it is like this. Sad but true fact. I don't think we should let them go 80 or 90. I know plenty of cases of people going 80+ that end in disaster. Yea its quite a situation. Of course, careful safe and law-abiding driving is an all-around good solution, but I don't expect everyone cheer all at once -_-

Yep leave it to the UC planning students, you're bound to find some awesome ideas. I mean not only would it be an alternate form of transportation, it would be a fun form of transportation. And it'd be something unique for the area. *keeps dreaming*

ROFLcopter. Yea I thought that was some retarded muppet too. So that's really an XU mascot!? *Chokes back laughter*

I remember the waterfall wall back during my trip to Atlanta last year. And yea panhandlers are aggressive. Fortunately for me I look like one of the weirdos so I don't get hassled as much. Glad nothing happened to you Rando.

Nah... Instead we play some of the weirdest games ever ArcMap 9, Broken Mapping AutoCAD 2007, the dull lines edition Microsoft Word, Legal description edition Microsoft Powerpoint, the Blahblahblah edition Property Disputes, why can't I have my 30 foot fence Tran Plan, build more roads not rails stupid! -_- NIMBY the next generation Sketchup, march of the rectanglez!!! Yep, fun stuff XD

Meh, I'll wait this one out. The last thing I need is to end up with some flop. *expects flak* Yea, yea, whatever. What're you gonna do eh!?

Quoted for Truth and Emphasized for Greater Truth. I sure as hell don't like driving 15-20 mins or more to any place, especially since I'm surrounded by moronic and careless drivers. More time on the road means more time dealing with these clowns. Now I'll agree with rage on this one. I'd like some sort of stats on it. I only have slight doubts about this statement and I will not be surprised if it holds true.