MoonlightOhio

one side catholic, one side baptist. 17 on the catholic side, 15 on the baptist. It had been 16/15 then my uncle got married (he's only 9 years older than me) and bam, I have another cousin. However, that is weird, because he is growing up with his second cousins. Were these all planned babies, or is this the product of not believing in contraception?

That is a lot of cousins, my friend. Let me guess, Catholic family?

I've got a Facebook (like everyone else), but I didn't opt for a username or whatever, so I can't say, "Hey, find me at facebook.com/_____!" It's just a bunch of numbers. But my name's Josh Jones and if you're so inclined, you could probably find me easily. I'm also on Twitter at twitter.com/joshjones

Sherman and MyTwoSense are damn dirty liars.

Two cups when I woke up and then probably a cup an hour throughout the day. I started drinking in High School, and in large amounts so my body was accustomed to it. That's called building up a tolerance. To the drug. I know Mom, I know. It's so funny how people who refuse to admit things about themselves are quickly dismissive when things like logic and reason are put in front of their faces. They recognize that they are wrong, but it's too much to bear and/or their pride is too high, and thus a joking remark must be made, lest they feel bad about themselves. Seriously, someone could do a whole Psychology semester on message board behavior.

Two cups when I woke up and then probably a cup an hour throughout the day. I started drinking in High School, and in large amounts so my body was accustomed to it. That's called building up a tolerance. To the drug.

The whole "let your fingers do the walking" thing threw me off. Probably because it doesn't make a lick of sense in the context of the conversation. Anyway, I'm not--ahem--privileged enough to have a maid. I have to wipe my own ass and stuff.

honey, let your fingers do the walking. I'm quite sure they have "domestics" in Cinci. Okay, now I'm not sure what you're saying at all.

Denial's a b!tch, eh?

Domestic staff? HOW DO I GET ONE OF THOSE?

I don't care about recipes, damn it! I want to talk food. Tell me your secrets!

It's been a cool summer here, too. Not being a farmer, I guess I didn't consider how that could affect the crops. The local tomatoes I buy at Findlay Market have all been normal sized, though.

By saying I sound like your doctor, you mean I'm stating facts and using reason and logic? Well, thank you. :)

Assuming that you guys like to cook at home, what are your favorite meals to make? Not just for special occasions, but meals that you prepare regularly, like, once or twice a week. For me (us), it's tacos. Cannot get enough of our tacos. If I could make them every other day, I would. Being vegetarians, the lady and I use Smart Ground Original. Heated over the stove and with some chili, garlic and onion powders, it's as close to beef as I've found. The kicker for me is the gaucamole. Ripe avocados, sea salt, fresh lime juice and minced garlic does the trick for me. God, now I'm so hungry. :(

Oh, I know. I was mostly being goofy. Mostly. :)

Oh God NO. Ive never even smoked a cigarette and I dont drink. All the caffeine was making my blood pressure go nuts, i felt a sharp pain and the next thing I know I fainted. The second time I was talking to my father in the hallway out our house, next thing I know I was on the floor and he was slapping & shaking me. Both times I sweating like nobody's business. I hate to be the first person to break it to you, but caffiene is, by definition, a drug. Might be a legal one, but it's a drug nonetheless. And if you're consuming it in such high quantities that you're BLACKING OUT, you are most definitely a drug abuser.

You blacked out A FEW TIMES? Dude. You ARE a drug abuser.

My Grandma is from and still lives on a farm in Steubenville. This reminds me that I need to visit soon. Thanks for sharing these. :)

Well coming from a family of 2 siblings (and dont think I didn't try my best to become an only child.), yes that is a lot. Both of my parents are one of six siblings. none of cousins are from families larger than four. It just seems like large families you're all over each other. There is no privacy. Its very cramped. You've tried to murder your siblings? Sterilize your parents?

Oh man, really? Republicans? C'mon guys...

Wuss! LOL YOU drink a large toddy from the Coffee Emporium and not shake, damn it! They must be brewing it with cocaine, or something. Honey, in the past I've been know to drink ~14 cups of coffee a day. It wouldn't phase me. I'm not even going to comment on how ridiculously unhealthy that is. Oh wait. That is why I had to stop, well severely reduce, my caffeine intake. I thought I was having a heart attack or a stroke. However, the withdrawal was the worst, I don't wish that on anyone...ok maybe 10 people, like my skank-in-law. Everyday is a battle with the coffee bean. Right now I want an espresso. ummmmmm Have you ever been looked at for GERD? Drinking that much coffee for however long you were doing it for can seriously contribute to it. Feeling like you're having a heart attack is a common symptom, brought on my a high caffiene intake.

What's wrong with the tomatoes? :?

Is 5 kids a big family? Yeah, I guess it is. Anyway, I suffered through 18 years and then got the hell out. My 4 siblings are all pretty similar to one another and my parents so I think having them all under one roof works out for them.

Wuss! LOL YOU drink a large toddy from the Coffee Emporium and not shake, damn it! They must be brewing it with cocaine, or something. Honey, in the past I've been know to drink ~14 cups of coffee a day. It wouldn't phase me. I'm not even going to comment on how ridiculously unhealthy that is. Oh wait.

I'm the oldest of 5 kids.