Posted April 28, 201015 yr Welcome suewbe, who is UrbanOhio's 4000th member!!! :clap: "You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers
April 29, 201015 yr Welcome suewbe, who is UrbanOhio's 4000th member!!! :clap: Doesn't suewbe get some prizes or something? A bouquet? A premium membership? Maybe a board-game version of the regular forum? ;) "In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage." -- John Steinbeck
April 29, 201015 yr Hmm, what would an UrbanOhio board game be like? Economy fail. Development threads locked due to inactivity on the construction front. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.
April 29, 201015 yr Hmm, what would an UrbanOhio board game be like? Economy fail. Development threads locked due to inactivity on the construction front. Do not pass go, do not collect $200. MTS wildcards!
April 29, 201015 yr Hmm, what would an UrbanOhio board game be like? Economy fail. Development threads locked due to inactivity on the construction front. Do not pass go, do not collect $200. MTS wildcards! Must stop to read an EC lecture; Lose 1 turn. Hehe.
April 29, 201015 yr "I'd like to build a hotel here." NO! Hessler Street disapproves, lose a turn. "How about here?" NO! Little Italy disapproves, lose a turn. "Short Line RR?" NO! Calabrese disapproves. You may, however, draw from the BRT "Chance" pile.
April 29, 201015 yr Your property is burned down by Maleficent's dragon breath. Lose most of your assets rebuilding.
April 29, 201015 yr Hmm, what would an UrbanOhio board game be like? Economy fail. Development threads locked due to inactivity on the construction front. Do not pass go, do not collect $200. MTS wildcards! Keep in mind, I sunk your BATTLESHIP, I own Park Place and all the Utilities, I own you little people! That's LIFE and no, I'm not SORRY!
April 29, 201015 yr What have I done?!?! "In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage." -- John Steinbeck
April 29, 201015 yr MTS is placed on administrative leave for 3 days, take a free spin. Joker...Joker...Joker
April 29, 201015 yr KJP marries the woman coming to visit him in June. Game over. ;D Mrs. Bohuslava Gerasymenko-Prendergast has a nice ring too it, eh?
April 29, 201015 yr Poor suewbe. I wonder if he/she even realizes what they have created by simply signing up.
April 29, 201015 yr KJP marries the woman coming to visit him in June. Game over. ;D Mrs. Bohuslava Gerasymenko-Prendergast has a nice ring too it, eh? Da. I think this thread has spun more wildly off topic than any I can remember -- and they ain't no one bitchin'. "In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage." -- John Steinbeck
April 29, 201015 yr The Wiremobile has crashed. Please mortgage all of your assets to pay for the catastrophic damages to the landing platform at Queen City Square.
April 30, 201015 yr You've come under reasonable suspicion. Draw a Chance card and pray it's an immigration document. Huh? This isn't UrbanArizona.
April 30, 201015 yr I hope I don't land on the Obama Luxury Tax square! Oh Darling....Dont be silly. That would never happen. You have to get through security first.
April 30, 201015 yr In UOpoly, the Free Parking space is a bike rack. ;-) Unfortunately, there are no railroad spaces. :x
April 30, 201015 yr Poor suewbe. I wonder if he/she even realizes what they have created by simply signing up. My thoughts exactly. This thread has to go down in the UO Hall Of Fame for wacky threads. It's classic haha.
April 30, 201015 yr In UOpoly, the Free Parking space is a bike rack. ;) Unfortunately, there are no railroad spaces on the southern half of the board. :x I fixed that for you
April 30, 201015 yr Heh, more like the southern 3/4 if you want to be that way. I think our Reading/PA/B&O/Short Line would be 70/71/80/90, though.
April 30, 201015 yr ^ Advance to the UO Hall of Fame: It's like the Super Friends' Hall of Justice: Make no mistake about it... our HOF would be "built up to street"
April 30, 201015 yr Heh, more like the southern 3/4 if you want to be that way. I think our Reading/PA/B&O/Short Line would be 70/71/80/90, though. No love for 76 or 77? Don't you live in Akron?
April 30, 201015 yr 76 ends halfway through the state. It's a much bigger deal in PA than here. 77 connects Cleveland and Akron with the urban megalopolises of Dover, New Philadelphia, Cambridge, and Marietta. Eh.
April 30, 201015 yr Nominees for Community Chest cards: (1) Ameriflora. Lose $100. (2) Third Frontier Program. Gain $100 ... eventually. (3) National City bought by PNC. Choose another player to be the Banker, preferably one who looks exactly the same as the current banker but hails from out of state. Nominees for Chance cards: (1) You are elected to Congress--and your ties to Jack Abramoff are discovered. Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. You've already collected enough. (2) Browns win Super Bowl. Dump all pieces, houses, hotels and cards off the game board and start over due to end of world.
April 30, 201015 yr Construction webcam freezes lose one turn to complain about your inability to see minute by minute progress from out of town
April 30, 201015 yr Nominees for Community Chest cards: (1) Ameriflora. Lose $100. (2) Third Frontier Program. Gain $100 ... eventually. (3) National City bought by PNC. Choose another player to be the Banker, preferably one who looks exactly the same as the current banker but hails from out of state. Nominees for Chance cards: (1) You are elected to Congress--and your ties to Jack Abramoff are discovered. Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. You've already collected enough. (2) Browns win Super Bowl. Dump all pieces, houses, hotels and cards off the game board and start over due to end of world. Awesome, especially the last one!
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