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I happened to be in Chicago this past week.  I snapped a few pics.

 

 

For my Boy Al Bundy AKA CBC!

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It was so hot at the Taste of Chicago I turned 20 shades darker!

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Not exactly UrbanOhio in Greece, but this looks like a power meeting of the Geek Kind!

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...that's all!

hahahahahaha.  that last one was a bit....creepy. 

hahahahahaha.  that last one was a bit....creepy. 

 

They looked creepy in person as well!

Don't think I didn't see you...because I did Mr. Nappy.

"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

Don't think I didn't see you...because I did Mr. Nappy.

 

Excuse me?  "Mr. Nappy"?  Who dat is??

 

 

 

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Honestly I wouldn't have noticed you, unless my best friend commented on Sherm's being Asian and having a camera.  Then when I looked back I was like, "I think I know him".  We got to the top and I was like.  OMG, it's an UO field trip!

 

However, if you roll your beady little eyes at me again, because you're not paying attention to where you're going, I'ma put my size 14's in your ass!  I don't care if you're trying to get a good shot! :P

 

 

*Yawn*

 

Schmoozing with the security guard will get you nowhere.

"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

*Yawn*

 

Schmoozing with the security guard will get you nowhere.

What security guard?

Ummm...hmmm...

"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

Wait, what the fuck?

 

I may have a photo of MTS! Let me dig through my photos tonight. You shall be revealed!

Wait, what the f$&k?

 

I may have a photo of MTS! Let me dig through my photos tonight. You shall be revealed!

 

You are such a tiny little thing.

 

Too make it easy for you, I was wearing sunglasses, fatigue shorts and black high top sneakers.  I wasn't wearing a shirt until we got to the building.  There were seven people, including me, in my group. 

I know who you were.  I believe you were the tallest in your group.

"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

No shirt? Yeah, it was hot enough for that.

I know who you were.  I believe you were the tallest in your group.

 

Yeah I was.  and you damn near knocked me over.  Then you rolled your eyes at me.  I said to Thing No. 1, "I know this negro did not just roll his eyes at me.  I'm not trying to catch a case in Chicago!"

No shirt? Yeah, it was hot enough for that.

 

It was hot as h*ll.  I turned three shades darker then I already was.

 

Did you guys go into the Taste?  That was the worst.  The offering have gone down the past two years.

No, we did a downtown walking tour.  I don't do "tastes" with the folks from Iowa.

"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

Damn, you should have come and presented yourself to us MTS! We were actually talking ill about you!

No, we did a downtown walking tour.  I don't do "tastes" with the folks from Iowa.

 

It was a whole lot of "Iowa" and "Indiana" and "Missouri" up in there!  I get free tickets so thats the only reason we went and then we walked to the south loop to meet friends who live in the S. Loop and then to the beach near the Adler planetarium.

 

Damn, you should have come and presented yourself to us MTS! We were actually talking ill about you!

So what were you bitches saying about me?  :wtf:    Besides I was mad at you guys.

MTS, the Oak Street Mall sign was flashing crazy.  It sensed your presence. 

He probably stalked us the entire day.

MTS, the Oak Street Mall sign was flashing crazy.  It sensed your presence. 

 

LMAO!  We did have a private shopping hour at Barney's

Obviously.  You've must have done something  Oak Street pulled itself out of the recession this weekend.  But only this weekend did all the street's vacancies suddenly become....well.... not vacant.

Obviously.  You've must have done something  Oak Street pulled itself out of the recession this weekend.  But only this weekend did all the street's vacancies suddenly become....well.... not vacant.

 

Well my bestfriend is an higher up for a luxury brand company.  So when he shops they roll out the red carpet and caviar.

What on earth!? Bike injury?

Yeah, I hit a piece of steel on the Lakeshore bridge, just hours after you guys left.

BTW, I like that my face in that above photo is devoid of injury

 

36 Hours later:

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Wow, looks like you got into a fight with my 10 year old niece!

 

She was the one who pushed me into the column you should punish her.

Yeah, I hit a piece of steel on the Lakeshore bridge, just hours after you guys left.

 

How did all that happen?  Were you trying to steal from Barney's again?

 

BTW, I like that my face in that above photo is devoid of injury

 

36 Hours later:

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4136/4766921542_1a2afa1dcd.jpg

 

Wow, looks like you got into a fight with my 10 year old niece!

 

She was the one who pushed me into the column you should punish her.

 

She studies taekwondo.  I'm afraid of with her!

Yeah, I hit a piece of steel on the Lakeshore bridge, just hours after you guys left.

 

How did all that happen? Were you trying to steal from Barney's again?

 

BTW, I like that my face in that above photo is devoid of injury

 

36 Hours later:

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4136/4766921542_1a2afa1dcd.jpg

 

Wow, looks like you got into a fight with my 10 year old niece!

 

She was the one who pushed me into the column you should punish her.

 

She studies taekwondo. I'm afraid of with her!

 

I never walk into that place unless they give the "Thank you for being a great neighbor" discounts.  Or to take pictures of my building from Fred's and maybe order grilled cheese.

 

As for how it happened....long story....dark...uneven pavement....narrow clearance.

Alcohol.

Alcohol.

 

Blame it on the goose

Got you feeling loose

Blame it on Patron

Got you in the zone

Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol

Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol

 

Blame it on the vodka

Blame it on the henny

Blame it on the blue top

Got you feeling dizzy

Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol

Blame it on the a a a a a a alcohol

 

f i stepped it off

Walked outside your trance

Crawled inside your mind

And got my hands into your pants

Wouldn't that beat all

Wouldn't that be great

And all the things you do to me

We could exaggerate

Now everybody knows

Or everybody wants to know

The hows, the whens, the whys

Of how i said goodbye

Don't forget the alcohol

Ooh baby ooh baby

Don't forget the alcohol

Ooh baby ooh baby

Don't forget the alcohol

If i stepped it off

Walked outside your trance

Crawled inside your mind

And got my hand into your pants

Don't forget the alcohol

Ooh baby ooh baby

Don't forget the alcohol

Wow, you guys ran into each other in Chicago? That's f-ing random.

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