Posted November 16, 201113 yr A little silly fun 8) 1) Pick the month you were born Jan - I ate Feb - I banged Mar - I ran naked with April - I smoked with May - I ran shirtless with June - I beat July - I cuddled with Aug - I needed Sept - I shot Oct - I shanked Nov - I stabbed Dec - I slept with 2) Pick the day (number) you were born on 01 - my lover 02 - a dog 03 - homer 04 - A homo 05 - a condom 06 - A toothbrush 07 - a hippie 08 - a glass of milk 09 - a porn star 10 - Paris Hilton 11 - the trojan man 12 - a teletubby 13 - the kool-aid man 14 - some crack heads 15 - an easter egg 16 - a pot head 17 - a bum 18 - a stripper 19 - a horse 20 - a homeless guy 21 - a drink 22 - my best friend 23 - the cookie monster 24 - my boy friend 25 - a bowl of cereal 26 - a golf ball 27 - a bag of weed 28 - a french fry 29 - your mom 30 - your grandma 31 - a mop 3) Pick the color of shirt you are wearing White - because hoes keep stealing my tacos Black - because I'm sexy like that Pink - Because I'm good in bed Red - because I have AMAZING boobs Brown - because I had to Purple - because I'm gay Gray - because I love marijuana Green - because I love to snort cocaine. Orange - because I smoked crack Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose Blue - because I'm a pimp Yellow - because I didn't like the way he/she looked at me Gold - because the people in my head were banging Tan - because I'm a soldier boy/girl Shirtless - because I've got abs Polka Dots - because I hate my life Other - because I have double D' s
November 16, 201113 yr OK..... Is this supposed to provide some keen insight into ourselves? It didn't for me. "In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage." -- John Steinbeck
November 16, 201113 yr So apparently I needed a glass of milk because hoes keep stealing my tacos. I should have stocked up on Ho-Cakes. 'Cause hoes got to eat too!
November 16, 201113 yr I smoked with a dog because I'm gay. Yes, today I'm wearing a violet shirt. The irony. OK..... Is this supposed to provide some keen insight into ourselves? It didn't for me. See above.
November 16, 201113 yr I cuddled with.... the trojan man.... because I'm a pimp (if you go by me wearing a sweater) or because hoes keep stealing my tacos (if you go by the shirt I have on underneath the sweater). Either way.... sounds about right.
November 16, 201113 yr I cuddled with.... the trojan man.... because I'm a pimp (if you go by me wearing a sweater) or because hoes keep stealing my tacos (if you go by the shirt I have on underneath the sweater). Either way.... sounds about right. You slut!
November 16, 201113 yr I stabbed a bum because I have AMAZING boobs.... Ohhh this brings back the days of myspace lmao
November 17, 201113 yr You people are nuts. "In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage." -- John Steinbeck
November 17, 201113 yr Its amazing how these things always work out to be true! :P And why are there so many hoes in Ohio stealing peoples tacos?!
November 17, 201113 yr I shanked a pot head because I love marijuana. Wow. That actually made sense. "You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers
November 17, 201113 yr OK fine, I'll play this silly game. Mine is... "I needed a condom because I love marijuana" which makes no sense because my girlfriend lives 5,000 miles away and I tried marijuana 30 years ago but did not like it. Oy. "In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage." -- John Steinbeck
November 17, 201113 yr I beat the kool-aid man because I love to snort cocaine. "It's just fate, as usual, keeping its bargain and screwing us in the fine print..." - John Crichton
November 17, 201113 yr I needed a toothbrush because hoes keep stealing my tacos... Sounds about right
November 17, 201113 yr I ran naked with a drink because I love marijuana? I don't know what to say... :roll: So this must have been put together by reputable astrologists?
November 17, 201113 yr So this must have been put together by reputable astrologists? Is there another kind?
November 17, 201113 yr You go girl! "In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage." -- John Steinbeck
November 17, 201113 yr I shot a pornstar because I'm sexy like that. Wait... Do we get a prize of we have actually done this?
November 17, 201113 yr OK fine, I'll play this silly game. Mine is... "I needed a condom because I love marijuana" which makes no sense because my girlfriend lives 5,000 miles away and I tried marijuana 30 years ago but did not like it. Oy. Speaking of which, I had to make sure you were active on here today after reading this headline - http://news.yahoo.com/american-stranded-ukraine-online-dating-scam-181151852.html
November 18, 201113 yr OK fine, I'll play this silly game. Mine is... "I needed a condom because I love marijuana" which makes no sense because my girlfriend lives 5,000 miles away and I tried marijuana 30 years ago but did not like it. Oy. Speaking of which, I had to make sure you were active on here today after reading this headline - http://news.yahoo.com/american-stranded-ukraine-online-dating-scam-181151852.html It sounds like Mr. Dolego had issues with fantasy and self-delusion even before he traveled to Ukraine, and his inability to comprehend reality and plan accordingly was what led to the mess he found himself in.
November 18, 201113 yr I needed Paris Hilton because I smoked crack. This is probably the closest to the truth than any other "admission".
November 19, 201113 yr Speaking of which, I had to make sure you were active on here today after reading this headline - http://news.yahoo.com/american-stranded-ukraine-online-dating-scam-181151852.html It sounds like Mr. Dolego had issues with fantasy and self-delusion even before he traveled to Ukraine, and his inability to comprehend reality and plan accordingly was what led to the mess he found himself in. Nope. I've been over there several times and come back just fine. :) "In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage." -- John Steinbeck
November 20, 201113 yr "I shanked your mom because I'm sexy like that" Hah! Pretty much. Except I banged your mom, not shanked... You have to look out for us Scorpios.
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