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A little silly fun  8)

 

1) Pick the month you were born

Jan - I ate

Feb - I banged

Mar - I ran naked with

April - I smoked with

May - I ran shirtless with

June - I beat July - I cuddled with

Aug - I needed

Sept - I shot

Oct - I shanked

Nov - I stabbed

Dec - I slept with

 

2) Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - my lover

02 - a dog

03 - homer

04 - A homo

05 - a condom

06 - A toothbrush

07 - a hippie

08 - a glass of milk

09 - a porn star

10 - Paris Hilton

11 - the trojan man

12 - a teletubby

13 - the kool-aid man

14 - some crack heads

15 - an easter egg

16 - a pot head

17 - a bum

18 - a stripper

19 - a horse

20 - a homeless guy

21 - a drink

22 - my best friend

23 - the cookie monster

24 - my boy friend

25 - a bowl of cereal

26 - a golf ball

27 - a bag of weed

28 - a french fry

29 - your mom

30 - your grandma

31 - a mop

 

3) Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - because hoes keep stealing my tacos

Black - because I'm sexy like that

Pink - Because I'm good in bed

Red - because I have AMAZING boobs

Brown - because I had to

Purple - because I'm gay

Gray - because I love marijuana

Green - because I love to snort cocaine.

Orange - because I smoked crack

Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose

Blue - because I'm a pimp

Yellow - because I didn't like the way he/she looked at me

Gold - because the people in my head were banging

Tan - because I'm a soldier boy/girl

Shirtless - because I've got abs

Polka Dots - because I hate my life

Other - because I have double D' s

 

OK..... Is this supposed to provide some keen insight into ourselves? It didn't for me.

"In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage." -- John Steinbeck

So apparently I needed a glass of milk because hoes keep stealing my tacos.

 

I should have stocked up on Ho-Cakes. 'Cause hoes got to eat too!

 

 

 

 

I smoked with a dog because I'm gay.

 

Yes, today I'm wearing a violet shirt.  The irony.

 

OK..... Is this supposed to provide some keen insight into ourselves? It didn't for me.

See above.

Apparently I slept with an Easter Egg because I have double D's.

I cuddled with.... the trojan man.... because I'm a pimp (if you go by me wearing a sweater) or because hoes keep stealing my tacos (if you go by the shirt I have on underneath the sweater).

 

Either way.... sounds about right.

I cuddled with.... the trojan man.... because I'm a pimp (if you go by me wearing a sweater) or because hoes keep stealing my tacos (if you go by the shirt I have on underneath the sweater).

 

Either way.... sounds about right.

 

You slut!

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I stabbed a pothead because hoes keep stealing my tacos...

Why is everyone wearing a white shirt?

dayummm lol

 

i banged a homo because im sexy like that...  how tru

I stabbed a bum because I have AMAZING boobs....

 

Ohhh this brings back the days of myspace lmao

I smoked with a condom because I've got abs...

 

Well, part of that is true.

You people are nuts.

"In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage." -- John Steinbeck

Its amazing how these things always work out to be true! :P

And why are there so many hoes in Ohio stealing peoples tacos?!

I ran naked with the Trojan man because I love marijuana... 8)

I shanked a pot head because I love marijuana.

 

Wow.  That actually made sense.

"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

OK fine, I'll play this silly game. Mine is...

 

"I needed a condom because I love marijuana" which makes no sense because my girlfriend lives 5,000 miles away and I tried marijuana 30 years ago but did not like it. Oy.

"In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage." -- John Steinbeck

I beat the kool-aid man because I love to snort cocaine.

"It's just fate, as usual, keeping its bargain and screwing us in the fine print..." - John Crichton

I banged a bowl of cereal because I'm a pimp.  Word.

Mine is kinda lame. 

 

"I beat a drink because I love marijuana."

I needed a toothbrush because hoes keep stealing my tacos... Sounds about right

 

 

I ran naked with a drink because I love marijuana?  I don't know what to say... :roll:

 

So this must have been put together by reputable astrologists?

So this must have been put together by reputable astrologists?

Is there another kind?

I banged a toothbrush because I'm sexy like that.

You go girl!

"In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage." -- John Steinbeck

I needed a french fry because I'm a pimp!  LOL!!

I shot a pornstar because I'm sexy like that.

 

Wait... Do we get a prize of we have actually done this?

I ate my boy friend because I've got abs.

 

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OK fine, I'll play this silly game. Mine is...

 

"I needed a condom because I love marijuana" which makes no sense because my girlfriend lives 5,000 miles away and I tried marijuana 30 years ago but did not like it. Oy.

 

Speaking of which, I had to make sure you were active on here today after reading this headline -

 

http://news.yahoo.com/american-stranded-ukraine-online-dating-scam-181151852.html

I needed Paris Hilton because I smoked crack.

OK fine, I'll play this silly game. Mine is...

 

"I needed a condom because I love marijuana" which makes no sense because my girlfriend lives 5,000 miles away and I tried marijuana 30 years ago but did not like it. Oy.

 

Speaking of which, I had to make sure you were active on here today after reading this headline -

 

http://news.yahoo.com/american-stranded-ukraine-online-dating-scam-181151852.html

 

It sounds like Mr. Dolego had issues with fantasy and self-delusion even before he traveled to Ukraine, and his inability to comprehend reality and plan accordingly was what led to the mess he found himself in.

I needed Paris Hilton because I smoked crack.

This is probably the closest to the truth than any other "admission".

I smoked with a pothead because I love marijuana...

 

 

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I smoked with a pothead because I love marijuana...

 

 

no comment...

 

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Speaking of which, I had to make sure you were active on here today after reading this headline -

 

http://news.yahoo.com/american-stranded-ukraine-online-dating-scam-181151852.html

 

It sounds like Mr. Dolego had issues with fantasy and self-delusion even before he traveled to Ukraine, and his inability to comprehend reality and plan accordingly was what led to the mess he found himself in.

 

Nope. I've been over there several times and come back just fine. :)

"In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage." -- John Steinbeck

"I shanked your mom because I'm sexy like that" Hah! Pretty much. Except I banged your mom, not shanked... You have to look out for us Scorpios.

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