I did exercise some restraint by not revealing the lurid details. I'll save those for after a meet sometime, over a beer or two. :evil:

 

For now, I'll just acknowledge that it had something to do with holiday family dynamics, as so often is the case.

 

since I don't drink...tell me now!  lol  Inquiring minds want to know!

 

Nor do I drink much, or often, but a few drinks make it easier to tell. I'm kinda bashful, ya know. :oops:

 

Besides, that's just the kind of tale that could get a guy banned.

 

 

ummmm hummmmmm  lol

The Muslims don’t recognize the Jews as the chosen people.

The Jews don’t recognize Christ as the Messiah.

The Protestants don’t recognize the authority of the Pope, and

The Southern Baptists don’t recognize each other in a liquor store.

 

- Boreal

So, can we set a day and time for our march with pitchforks and torches on the Chicago Sun-Times office? I'm busy next week, but I can probably do Tuesday.

I did exercise some restraint by not revealing the lurid details. I'll save those for after a meet sometime, over a beer or two. :evil:

 

For now, I'll just acknowledge that it had something to do with holiday family dynamics, as so often is the case.

 

Since I'm neither a West Virginian or an Akronite, I'm pretty sure I don't want to know about Rob's loss of virginity involving family dynamics.

I love just love our Maude Findley-Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak-Hollingsworth-Julia Sugarbaker-esq HBIC, MayDay!  :-D

 

 

"If my handle were "ILoveCleveland", you know damn well you wouldn't be giving me this difficult a time."

 

No Dan, you've earned all the crap that people give you. You make generalizing and inaccurate statements about Cleveland, and what's worse is that you say them to people who already know what is and isn't good planning. Some of us even do things and work in places where we can make the changes needed to steer city planning in the right direction. But when was the last time you acknowledged that? Oh, that's right - you don't focus on what's already working, you're content to only point out the negative. In other words, you're happy to b!tch about what's wrong but unable or unwilling to actually do something about what you're b!tching about. If you have a significant other, they're deserving of sainthood.

 

Plenty of other people manage to present contrarian viewpoints but they seem to command respect from other forumers. Oh that's right - it's not you. It couldn't possibly be you.  :roll:

Wow - a MayDay smackdown!  That would be just almost as scary as having Grasscat really go off on you...must be what American Idol singers feel like when even Paula has nothing nice to say...

 

 

I didn't even think people over the age of 35 knew how to use the internet.

 

-vulpster

Once again, an urbanohio topic takes a tragic turn for the gay.

 

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

-kingfish out of water

Maybe I'll buy it and then sell it for $10,000. - grasscat

^Give us some context :-/

They're always funnier that way.

 

^Don't you read the Cincinnati Random thread?!?!? :lol:

Yeah but I have Grasscat on ignore : D

JK. I love everyone :]

This is what ink was talking about, in its context:

 

NORTHSIDE

1523 Lingo St, claims to be rehabbed.  Let's see...assessed at $43,200 in 2005.  Sold for $57,000 in 2006.  Being offered now for $38,900 :?  They're going in the wrong direction!  Maybe I'll buy it and then sell it for $10,000.

 

http://www.urbanohio.com/forum2/index.php?topic=333.msg173138#msg173138

 

 

KOOW is just a hot mess, but funny as HELL!

 

i didn't see a place on my return to declare "income from meth labs"

 

You don't have to declare if your meth-derived income is less than $1,000 and/or 20 cocks sucked.

 

KOOW, I don't want to hear another "sausagefest" comment out of you!  You brought this one upon yourself!  :-P

 

It's Cocktoberfest year 'round at Urbanohio, and I'm comfortable with that.

Yes, but his use of profanity after being warned got him a few days off.

Yes, but his use of profanity after being warned got him a few days off.

 

Really?  Is what KOOW said considered "inappropriate" or "offensive".  I mean, he's sarcastic he's a writer.

 

I'm not trying to buck the authority or discretion of the admins/mods, and I don't know why KOOW was "warned" but based on his previous post, as well as post by other members who have said some pretty funky things here on UO has he really "crossed the line"?

 

Again, this is a question, not a challenge of authority/mods/admins.

 

Is there a written code of conduct here on UrbanOhio?

Um, I'm the HBIC - I'm sarcastic and evil.

 

Basically if you're going to use profanity, make an effort to keep it to a minimum. More importantly, keep it worksafe - whether you prefer **** or #@!% or b!tch, it's up to the forumer. With over 1,200 members the Admins and Mods may not catch every single offense so when we do, we have to act on it. It's really not a matter of forumers breaking the rules, it's the example they're setting for lurkers (aka future participants). I want everyone to enjoy themselves, and yes, bust each others' chops, but I also don't want people to think "anything goes" here.

Um, I'm the HBIC - I'm sarcastic and evil.

 

Basically if you're going to use profanity, make an effort to keep it to a minimum. More importantly, keep it worksafe - whether you prefer **** or #@!% or b!tch, it's up to the forumer. With over 1,200 members the Admins and Mods may not catch every single offense so when we do, we have to act on it. It's really not a matter of forumers breaking the rules, it's the example they're setting for lurkers (aka future participants). I want everyone to enjoy themselves, and yes, bust each others' chops, but I also don't want people to think "anything goes" here.

 

Thanks for explaining sugar.....I mean His Majesty, the HBIC!

Whatever, bitch. If it's not in Cincinnati, then it wasn't Ohio's first.

 

-Cincy-Rise

I think the depressing Edmonton look has very little to do with The Pope, and more to do with the fact that Edmonton is incredibly depressing.

 

- gnille1

"Did I give a textbook response?  Well, in a sense, yes.  That's because THERE USED TO BE BOOKS that governed the principles of good design.  Now, all you have to do is look up the number of required parking spaces in the Municipal Code, and plop your shitbox wherever and however you want." - DanInDC

I think the depressing Edmonton look has very little to do with The Pope, and more to do with the fact that Edmonton is incredibly depressing.

 

- gnille1

 

I think it's fabulous that somebody from Calgary joined UrbanOhio just to bash Edmonton lol

White trash playing a Mexican.  I've seen it all.

 

I just love me some CDM

The x-factor in this case is how much the judge likes lapdances.

 

In regards to the eminent domain hearing about Wolstein wanting to rebuild the Flats in Cleveland where current with strip clubs holding out.

Topic on strange school mascot names:

 

JohnOSU99

My mom went to Point Pleasant High School (WVa.) home to the Big Black Knights which was often shorten to just Big Blacks.   Can you imagine a bunch of rednecks at a football game yelling "Go Big Blacks!"

 

MyTwoSense

I'm not even going to touch this one!  CDM this one is all yours baby!

 

ColDayMan

We'll give that one to MayDay...

On the lite side of a thread that went amuck…

 

Quote from AmrapinVA:

..... (much to MTS's dismay) Hispanics are slowly moving into into the Polock city....

 

Quote from MyTwoSense:

Gasping and clutching my pearls!  :-o They must be mexican, PRs have better sense than to move to amrap.   :evil:

Yeah if it keeps growing we might have to start calling north of central parkway Over-the-Mekong - thomasbw

I'm not surprised, I mean, OU is easier to get into than Paris Hilton.

 

-David

responding to someone's comment about Ohio University going down hill.

^oh that little blue thing under your name is a xavier mascot, I always thought it was retarded grover. -ThomasBW

 

 

Few things in life are certain. San Francisco threads featuring a victorian rowhouse street (complete with small park in front, skyline in the background), Chicago threads featuring the giant bean self portraits, and Cleveland threads featuring the Hyatt Arcade. - David

 

So very, very true.

I hope it wasn't taken as an insult. I enjoy Cleveland picture threads. Its just funny how people always gravitate towards certain areas (I'm guilty of it too... I have pictures taken of myself and the giant bean lol)

This is the image that I like the best...the transporting of humans through hamster like means!!! - UncleRando

 

I always crack up laughing thinking about this quote whenever I see skywalks.

MyTwoSense: "C-Dawg Njaim, are you under the influence now?"

 

C-Dawg Njaim: "It's a Tuesday in Athens, you do the math."

Every employer I ever worked for has been sold or closed or is near abandonment, except the last two, Lincoln Financial and IBM. Oh. And except for the US Air Force, which is now under the control of a mentally-impaired lunatic.

 

- rob_1412

there's something about taking pictures in a lifestyle center.

 

I feel retarded, and people must think i'm retarded for taking pictures of a mall, but they secretly don't realize that I think they are retards for building this/shopping there and i'm mocking them on a website.

 

In response to the Easton photo thread.

 

This made me laugh a couple times over.

Grasscat had a good quote in there too ... "Is ths a cartoon?"

Another winner from rob_1412:

 

"No matter what shape I'm in, I can always make it home safely (from the bar) so long as no one steps on my hand."

Okiehigh:

 

5chw4r7z , Where is your unit?

 

" - and that's just as the crow flies  "

" - and that's just as the crow flies  "

" - and that's just as the crow flies  "

                                                  - Mayday

 

Mayday, what is this crow that you have recently been speaking of.  It intrigues me  ;)

I don't get the joke...

He was saying Easton is 8 or 9 miles from downtown Columbus, as the crow flies...or...a straight line... I think.

that crow has been doing a lot of flying lately

I don't get the joke...

He was saying Easton is 8 or 9 miles from downtown Columbus, as the crow flies...or...a straight line... I think.

 

Yes that is what it means...GOSH use some context clues!  :wink:

Ahh I get it. People are moving to the suburbs. Sorry, I'm a little slow sometimes.

i love how these discussions go through cycles.  i think we have had these same exact discussions at least once ever year for the past 3 years.

 

 

Bringing up Dyes again.  Only they can take a discussion about what breakfast cereal tastes better and turn it into a race or political issue.

 

-Hayward

You're right.. I should have went to a college in a cornfield.. because we all know employers care more about your BAC then GPA..

 

- ks5214

Plus all the art galleries and what sounds like steam escaping. Oh, wait, that's just the gay guys chatting... <ducking out of the way of thrown expresso>

-KJP

 

From the Orientation thread...I laughed sooo hard when I read this the first time...

if there's one thing every UO-er can agree, its that NW Ohio is ugly as sin (much like ColDay's mom)

 

-the pope

Original quote from me:

I think we can all agree that the level of 'countryness' in Cincinnati pales to that of Toledo...by far the most country city in America.

 

C-Dawg's response:

Well' date=' that makes so much sense coming from someone with little to no knowledge of music marketing.[/quote']

 

And RiverViewer's fantastic response to C-Dawg:

...and that makes a lot of sense coming from someone who eats carrots and likes animals.

Gary. Come for the cloud cover. Stay for the mercury poisoning.

 

-kingfish out of water