Suffice it to say, when I kick the bucket - there will be a wake, not some mopey somber-@ssed "calling hours". And ain't no chance in h#ll that some yoho is going to do my makeup, stitch my eyes and lips shut and plant a pink light over my head so some dipsh!t can walk up to my casket and say "gee, doesn't he look nice?" - no @sshole, I look DEAD!  -MayDay  :-D

Folks - I do have to make one request - keep this discussion IN this thread. So help me god, if there's ever a forum meet and a bunch of people start philosophizing and end up ruining my buzz, there will be hell to pay (pun very much intended)! There is nothing worse than going out with a bunch of people, having a jovial time and then some jack@ss decides it's their moment to share some "epiphany". Drinking is not meant to cause introspection and if by some accident it does - keep the introspection IN! - MayDay

Well, I just drove by Shaker Heights this morning. Yep, the guy is correct. All those multi-million dollar mansions are boarded up. They even boarded up Shaker Lakes. Some mortgage company repossessed the water. -3231

You could be the single most pessimistic person on the face of this planet.  You are not even a glass half empty guy, you are the one looking at the glass saying how many flies may drown and die because there is any water in here at all.

 

-Michael Redmond

Marge could have single handedly built the marge schott streetcar.

 

-thomasbw

Portsmouth is a non-stop party. I'm not kidding. It's awesome. - GCrities80s

"are you serious with your avatar etc?  You know youre doing it just to bother people like me."

-Anonymous

^Why is that quote anonymous?

Well I guess I am happy we are the center of bullsh!t with the high-paying, creative jobs that bullsh!t brings.

 

-Cincy1

ATTN BULL RIDERS

 

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Reply to: [email protected]

Date: 2008-02-11, 8:43PM EST

 

 

IM LOOKING FOR ANY RIDERS OR RODEO PEOPLE TO HELP ME GET READY FOR A RODEO,IF YOU GOT BULLS LET ME RIDE'EM..IF YOU BULL RIDE LETS GET TOGETHER AND RIDE.. 

 

 

 

 

Location: CINCINNATI

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

PostingID: 571032052

Hah. And Seicer promised me he'd stay away from Craigslist personals.

^--- What the heck??

That post is obviously code! Have you seen some of those ads?! I went through there one time; that site is scary as sh!t.

That's even better than the wrestling school that advertised here a while back, "Finally a real wrestling school is coming...."

LOL

 

I ran across this on a personals web-site (NOT CraigsList) --

"Hey people, it has been a long time since i have updated my profile, and alot has changed in my life since then. I love my first year in college, I am getting both my medical degree, and an acting degree...I wont lie, once I met this guy on this site named David! I acted like I was a 14 year old, he was my inspiration to start acting, and I am actually 19 and I m currently going to UK college, and I am a sarority girl!I modle for Hollister as of now but i am trying to find a more perminent job lol, I love the night life, I love to party, hangout, and I also cheer for UK college...My name is Makenzie I wont say my last name because of stockers, and I am sure there are some sicotic people on this site. Every morning me and my sis meg5220 go to star bucks and get coffee...i love it! I also love to write, i am mostly inspired by sadness and hardships. I love music "all kinds" but my fave is country, i love singing and dancing. I hate people who are fake! I am very random, not so preppy in a sickning way, i do love to shop and look good though but who doesn't? I am an animal freak, oneday i want a farm full of them lol! I like guys who are outgoing, funny, sweet, "but not to cheesy". If you wanna kno anything else just message me, feel free to ask anything and i do mean ANYTHING!

 

 

Love,

Mickey"

 

UK College? Where is that at?

David I had never clicked on the "General" category, that's where this was and I about fell out of my chair laughing.  Do you think the double periods mean something?

 

David I had never clicked on the "General" category, that's where this was and I about fell out of my chair laughing.  Do you think the double periods mean something?

 

 

It's Seicer trying to live out his Brokeback fantasies.

"UK College? Where is that at?"

 

It's located near the unnecessary preposition at the end of your sentence. ;-)

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."

-Mark Twain

Mark Twain? He must be, like, one of the first members of UO.

"Mark Twain Sucks" - unidentified Cincinnati resident

here are the directions to twain's grave if you want to mess it up

 

From:

Cincinnati, OH

 

 

Drive:

545 mi – about 8 hours 40 mins

1. Head northeast on Gilbert Ave toward E Court St 0.2 mi

2. Slight right to merge onto I-71 N 104 mi

3. Take the exit onto I-70 E/I-71 N toward Wheeling/Cleveland 1.8 mi

4. Take exit 101A on the left to merge onto I-71 N toward Cleveland 112 mi

5. Take exit 220 to merge onto I-271 N toward Erie PA 40.4 mi

6. Continue on I-90 E, Entering Pennsylvania91.2 mi

7. Take exit 37 to merge onto I-86 E toward Jamestown, Entering New York 187 mi

8. Take exit 50 for CR-63/Kahler Rd toward Reg. Airport 0.4 mi

9. Turn right at CR-63/Kahler Rd S 0.6 mi

10. Turn left at Big Flats Rd/CR-64 0.4 mi

11. Turn right at CR-55/Harris Hill Rd 1.5 mi

12. Slight left at CR-33/W Hill Rd, Continue to follow W Hill Rd4.5 mi

13. Sharp left at Walnut St 430 ft

 

To:

1200 Walnut St, Elmira, NY 14905

 

 

 

LOL

 

Man, we have some hatin' on here :)

here are the directions to twain's grave if you want to mess it up

 

-thomasbw

Sorry, I know this thread has already deviated too much on the subject but I want to point out that Mark Twain doesn't deserve credit for most of the quotes he's made. Most of them are either fake or actually coined by someone else.

It is not a trolley."  -Milton Dohoney, Cincinnati City Manager

Life is too short to eat at TGIF McMacaroni Grill.

 

--Peabody99

Then you have Twist where the most expensive thing on the menu is Kentucky Paddlefish.  Sometimes I think that Jean Robert is just fucking with us.

 

-thomasbw

I LOVE this guy:

 

"If you have ever read my posts before you'll know I've had to combat sometimes 4 or 5 posters on here at a time.  I'm really good at it.  Skin is pretty thick as well." – Nasdun

 

http://www.urbanohio.com/forum2/index.php/topic,12740.msg261919.html#msg261919

 

 

Can I wear a white trash blonde wig and bring a lead pipe so I can play Tonya Harding while you skate? - Rockandroller

*bows* thank you :)

Being young sucks. I'm poor. I washed a plastic spoon today for re-use.

 

 

^^^HAHAHAHA!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

I can relate.  I have a very fine collection of Glad Tupperware. 

^from Mom's homecookin..

Yeah, just like Cleveland closing a Mr. Hero for Shanita's Wigs.  You know,that's very...well..Cleveland.

 

-ColDayMan

Honey this company started in Sweden. I would hope they know snow better than we do, to say nothing about furniture. - Civvik, in the IKEA thread regarding the blizzard

Considering it's Italian Village, it's more like His n' His. - kingfish out of water

It always reminded me of House of 1000 Corpses ... which makes me want to vomit in my mouth a little just thinking about it.

 

-8ShadesofGray

^What was he refering to? Give us some context

^---That Maximilian bug avatar thread...

^What was he refering to? Give us some context

 

lostincincinnati's avatar...the one with that creepy looking kid.

From X in the "off topic thread"

The good news is that there isn't a recipient waiting list because it isn't difficult to find a bunch of -ssholes.

 

In discussion about "anus replacement surgery gone wrong".

Rob_1412's signature line- "Some people are like slinkies -- not much good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.", which I noticed after reading his post about his youngest brothers anus-face. 

 

Bad-ss.  Just plain bad-ss.

"On the other hand, Prospect was as dark as Dick Feagler's Soul, so I'm not ready to let up on this issue yet."

 

BlackOpsAmbassador, remarking about the areas of non-working streetlights in downtown Cleveland.

"Last time I saw a white dude with dreads I called him sideshow bob; it didnt go over well" - David in Off Topic Thread

 

:lol: :lol:

^^I was thinking about putting that one up here. haha

^^Yeah, that one was pretty funny. David never ceases to amuse me. lol

Quote from: kingfish out of water on Today at 02:02:19 PM

At what point do all the straight people ruin a gay bar?

 

 

When it closes!  Damn breeders! - MyTwoSense

 

:lol:

Honey, they need to pay me for:

1. The free ad.

2. The free ad via my avatar.

3. The new converts I've introduced to GLBC (specifically Burning River and Christmas Ale)

4. The multitudes of people I've brought into GLBC at forum meets.

5. The eventual liver transplant surgery I'll need (thank God it's made of Irish-German cast iron but still...)

6. The eventual spine surgery I'll need from toting a recycling cart full of Burning River bottles to the curb every Friday.

7. When technology advances enough and I become part cyborg, this is what I'll end up seeing St. Patrick's Day, 2048:

 

 

Mayday from the Cleveland St. Patrick's Day Parade.

Pure genius haha. :lol:

It made me feel better after reading the Springfield thread...

"But do they call it "sprawl," or some sexier term such as "Freedom Enhancement Zones"? - Kingfish out of water

"building cincinnati does not endorse experimentation with hallucinogens or any other narcotic" :)

 

 

 

Well ya fuckin' Should my Man!!

 

first off, Hallucinogens (pot~mushrooms~lsd) and Narcs (coke-heroin) are totally different things - i agree narcotics are bad.  However,

 

Psychedelic drugs, when used properly are such powerful tools in inspiring creativity and discovering spiritual epiphanies.

 

LSD offers an unprecedented life altering moment of clarity in one's thought, where the words just seem to flow so effortlessssssly...

 

MARK GLOVE! in a (grasscat) Cincinnati photo thread...which had nothing to do with drugs.