April 1, 200817 yr "But do they call it "sprawl," or some sexier term such as "Freedom Enhancement Zones"? - Kingfish out of water That's rich!
April 3, 200817 yr They actually check your income tax forms to make sure you earn less than $30k a year before they let you into casinos. -KStay2
April 3, 200817 yr Madison reduces its resource consumption by employing naturally reproductive picnic tables rather than purchasing new ones all the time. - PigBoy in Madison, WI: One of the Midwest's Most Beautiful Cities (http://www.urbanohio.com/forum2/index.php/topic,15618.0.html). His whole photo commentary was hilarious, but that quote and corresponding photo was brilliant. And then David, later in the thread ... Madison is an overprotective soccer mom's wet dream.
April 3, 200817 yr Yes: another hot one from David. Evanston has classy panhandlers though. They grip the 40oz with their pinky out.
April 16, 200817 yr Uncle Rando expressed not that long ago-- "Well I like quickies so....its all good." :whip: :whip: :whip:
April 16, 200817 yr ^It was atlas, but lets be honest here...who doesn't love a nice quickie from time to time?
April 16, 200817 yr Uncle Rando expressed not that long ago-- "Well I like quickies so....its all good." :whip: :whip: :whip: get it right. :whip: :whip: :whip:
April 24, 200817 yr a city's true greatness is measured by its night shots during playoffs. -the pope
April 24, 200817 yr a city's true greatness is measured by its night shots during playoffs. -the pope disclosure: that's kind of a famous quote from SSP, well the form is. Variations: A city's true greatness is measured by its skyline A city's true greatness is measured by its tallest building A city's true greatness is measured by its ....well you get the idea.
May 6, 200817 yr for a best picture award, you gotta do more than a two hour happenstance story about a retard. - the pope in discussing "Forrest Gump"
May 16, 200817 yr From cleveland.com Five-star hotel headed to Flats east bank It's a friggin 5 star hotel. You people in Cleveland must be pretty d@mn modest because if this happend in Cincinnati we would all be jumping up and down and saying it's AMAZING news followed by claims that this is proof we are the best midwestern city. nice one David
May 17, 200817 yr You people in Cleveland must be pretty d@mn modest because if this happend in Cincinnati we would all be jumping up and down and saying it's AMAZING news followed by claims that this is proof we are the best midwestern city. At least we don't put city references from movies/TV Shows in the "City Discussions." ;)
May 17, 200817 yr Cincy people are gonna stone me to death for that one~! You're going to be the first forumer to feel the wrath of my newly granted powers on UO.
May 17, 200817 yr What a giveaway! Now we see the violence inherent in the system! Help help im being repressed! Didn't you see the corny ending to the first spiderman? "With great power comes great responsibility"!
May 17, 200817 yr You people in Cleveland must be pretty d@mn modest because if this happend in Cincinnati we would all be jumping up and down and saying it's AMAZING news followed by claims that this is proof we are the best midwestern city. At least we don't put city references from movies/TV Shows in the "City Discussions." ;) What about that Hollywood/Cincy name dropping thread?
May 17, 200817 yr Lets be honest here...we're all big time city-boosters. Hell I've acknowledged that I'm overly optimistic/positive, and I'm unapologetic for that.
May 17, 200817 yr Okay fellahs: I'm about to moderate all y'alls if the next post is NOT a Favorite Quote on Urban Ohio.
May 17, 200817 yr Okay fellahs: I'm about to moderate all y'alls if the next post is NOT a Favorite Quote on Urban Ohio. From the "favorite quotes on urbanohio" thread. Priceless KOOW work.
May 17, 200817 yr Okay fellahs: I'm about to moderate all y'alls if the next post is NOT a Favorite Quote on Urban Ohio. From the "favorite quotes on urbanohio" thread. Priceless KOOW work.
May 17, 200817 yr You people in Cleveland must be pretty d@mn modest because if this happend in Cincinnati we would all be jumping up and down and saying it's AMAZING news followed by claims that this is proof we are the best midwestern city. At least we don't put city references from movies/TV Shows in the "City Discussions." ;) What about that Hollywood/Cincy name dropping thread? True, but the point was we stuck it in the Urban Bar, where it should be. ;)
May 17, 200817 yr Author Write bar, wrong stool. "You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers
May 17, 200817 yr Um, I meant "right" bar, wrong stool. Thanks anyway. (hangs head in writerly shame)
May 17, 200817 yr Author I thought you were doing a play on words...but alas. You ruined my dreams. "You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers
May 18, 200817 yr Author :| "You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers
May 18, 200817 yr Not to worry, Colday: You've got the write stuff. (goes over to door and repeatedly slams it on his writing hand)
June 4, 200817 yr From the "A Bad Weekend" thread uh oh. get ready. Hell hath no fury like strait dumpy midwestern men scorned.
June 7, 200817 yr Who was it on here that said "squirrels are rats with better hair" ? It sounded more funny in it's context but I saw a squirrel the other day and remembered that then cracked up.
June 12, 200817 yr David in communication with me tonight... [23:44] david45213: are you passing out already? lol usually you're more talkative! [23:45] david45213: or maybe you're down in your secret basement partying :drunk:
June 16, 200817 yr The ship was packed... no "packing" remarks from the peanut gallery, thankyouverymuch! - Mayday from his Cleveland Gay Invitational Fellowship Tournament photo thread.
June 19, 200816 yr Sorry, MTS. There's an oppressive hedgerow of gay around this discussion. I can't get anywhere near it. Kingfish out of Water's comment to MyTwoSense's fashionista namedropping posts in the "Off Topic" thread. clevelandskyscrapers.com Cleveland Skyscrapers on Instagram
June 22, 200816 yr the pope in the Cleveland Public Safety Thread: "Its been lingering off topic towards a bunch of barstool social demographers with absolutely no facts, tons of happenstance observations and some blatant racism." http://www.urbanohio.com/forum2/index.php/topic,4065.msg295650.html#msg295650
June 26, 200816 yr Author I don't know what the hell you are trying to prove other than being an asshole. This thread is about frassholes. About MTS. "You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers
July 2, 200816 yr "We ignore the coming sh!tstorm at our own peril." -jonmoxon http://www.urbanohio.com/forum2/index.php/topic,2706.msg301820.html#msg301820
July 6, 200816 yr "The Greene is nice to visit the same way Pyongyang would be nice to visit...interesting, but everyone is walking around aimlessly wondering when the whole thing is going to fold." ..ForTheLoveofDayton, in (where else) "The Greene" thread in SW Ohio projects subforum.
July 18, 200816 yr "It's nice that people from all corners of the state can come together to bash the crap out of Florida." -LovesIt responding to the discussion ongoing in a Tampa, FL photo thread.
July 18, 200816 yr "You know, I just love the "ping!!!" sound a aluminum baseball bat makes when it splits something open." - MayDay You had to be there :laugh:
July 24, 200816 yr "You liberals have a good way of making a debate personal instead of keeping to facts and opinions about policy, issues, candidates." – bananajoe
July 31, 200816 yr From: "It's out folks! ... America's top party schools!!!" thread. C-Dawg Njaim, based on the photoset you posted yesterday, it looks like OU deserves not only its party title, but also, "Most Unattractive Study Body" btw, LOVE the one of that drunk bitch passed the f*ck out with her heels and her Coach purse hanging off....it's EXCELLENT!
July 31, 200816 yr From the South Euclid Thread - SLIGHTLY MANIPULATED and COMPLETELY out of context: "I go both ways. On one hand" "yes it is better than the majority" of supermarket construction. On the other hand... just because its marginally better than the rest" ... "doesn't make it good." :-D
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