December 17, 200915 yr Author If an alien spaceship landed in the middle of Fountain Square and made first contact with us, you can bet the Enquirer's banner headline for the next 24 hours would be "Sharonville Crash Causes I-275 Delays" "You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers
January 6, 201015 yr I just have a hard time getting my head around the idea that people are still that overtly racist in this day and age. I'm probably naive, but I hope not. Stay gold, Ponyboy.
January 6, 201015 yr Sometimes apropos of nothing I shout out, "DO IT FOR JOHNNY, MAN!" Nobody ever has any idea what I'm talking about.
January 6, 201015 yr Sometimes when I am 'posseing' up and heading out to a nasty street brawl, I do a perfectedly formed, toes pointed handspring over my chain linked fence... all with a pack of cigarettes rolled up in my sleeve. .... too soon?
January 6, 201015 yr Sometimes when I am 'posseing' up and heading out to a nasty street brawl, I do a perfectedly formed, toes pointed handspring over my chain linked fence... all with a pack of cigarettes rolled up in my sleeve. .... too soon? LOL. Nobody even paid attention to him in that movie. I still laugh when I think about little Emelio Estevez being a bad ass in that one. Who knew his brother would turn out to be the badass whack job.
January 6, 201015 yr Nicholas Cage almost got the part of Dallas. Thank God Matt Dillon got it instead. I hate Nicholas Cage.
January 20, 201015 yr KJP in the Cleveland District of Design Thread: And leave it to EC to find a way to bring "soil erosion" into the District of Design topic. Wow...
January 20, 201015 yr Nicholas Cage almost got the part of Dallas. Thank God Matt Dillon got it instead. I hate Nicholas Cage. HUH? Where did you read that?
January 20, 201015 yr Nicholas Cage almost got the part of Dallas. Thank God Matt Dillon got it instead. I hate Nicholas Cage. HUH? Where did you read that? You put this in Favorite Quotes why? :? Nicolas Cage is Francis Ford Coppola's nephew but he still lost the role (rightly so, imo).
January 20, 201015 yr Nicholas Cage almost got the part of Dallas. Thank God Matt Dillon got it instead. I hate Nicholas Cage. HUH? Where did you read that? You put this in Favorite Quotes why? :? Nicolas Cage is Francis Ford Coppola's nephew but he still lost the role (rightly so, imo). Bubbles, do you see the date and author of the original post? It was you sweetie!
January 21, 201015 yr Nicholas Cage almost got the part of Dallas. Thank God Matt Dillon got it instead. I hate Nicholas Cage. HUH? Where did you read that? You put this in Favorite Quotes why? :? Nicolas Cage is Francis Ford Coppola's nephew but he still lost the role (rightly so, imo). Bubbles, do you see the date and author of the original post? It was you sweetie! Oh, I didn't realize we were talking about it in this thread lol
January 21, 201015 yr Bubbles! :lol: It's almost time for me to go home. Everything seems funny right now.
January 26, 201015 yr Bubbles! :lol: I know lol Who the hell says Bubbles!? Except, like... Michael Jackson lol MTS is a nut.
January 26, 201015 yr I played a character named Bubbles in some murder mysteries years ago. She was a slutty, dumb lounge singer. Ah, the glory days.
January 29, 201015 yr Yes, all defendants are honest and objective assessors of the lawfulness of their actions.
February 5, 201015 yr From the Cincinati Dayton Megalopolis Thread: Is it time to start a long discussion of new names for the region? :evil: No. Answer: Cincinnati :evil:
February 23, 201015 yr From the "New Ohio Statue Needed For US Capitol Bldg." thread. Drew Carey of course! Or John Boenher, it would be life like because he is bronze® already! Hilarious!
March 14, 201015 yr Author The thing about great art is that it teaches us things about ourselves. For example, I learned very quickly from this piece that I see little use in trying to watch 3 movies visually alternated with each other every 1/10th of a second. - X http://www.urbanohio.com/forum2/index.php/topic,22411.msg470619.html#msg470619 "You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers
April 13, 201015 yr From Cleveland: Local Media News & Discussion, conversation about the Plain Dealer's apparent cutting of professional critics in favor of reader submissions ... http://www.urbanohio.com/forum2/index.php/topic,13110.msg478059.html#msg478059 The timing seems so off now, since we actually have a foodie scene now. Our theater scene isn't too shabby either, but that doesn't apparently matter all that much. Too bad we don't have a journalism scene.
April 15, 201015 yr From the dumb Cleveland Thread Back in the 19th century when MyTwoSense was MineTwoBits, beer was sold in wooden boxes. It was called "gut rock" which was pidgin German for "good bock". Everybody needs to get off of his back (and his lawn, you whippersnappers). The Dry Cleaning Gardener made a funny!
April 21, 201015 yr "This bridge needs more lighting, no doubt about it. Only the center pylon is really visible at night. The effect it has from a distance is that of a 400-foot tall dildo sticking out of the Maumee River." Of course, it's gotta be C-Dawg! :D
April 21, 201015 yr ^ i am surprized he didnt add, "...that can be seen up in gangsta detroit" because as you know toledo and detroit are likethis! :laugh:
May 7, 201015 yr From the UrbanOhio Parents & Families thread! C section. Yikes. As a man, that just sounds so scary. my wife had 3. I told the OB to just put in a zipper. AJ93 comes thru with a classic!
May 10, 201015 yr "Btw.. Happy Mother's Day to Mother Earth, who is the only Mother that never had a day off in her entire life and gets raped, used and abused, in the name of progress." - Etheostoma Caeruleum In a thread about... Traficant...
May 10, 201015 yr "Btw.. Happy Mother's Day to Mother Earth, who is the only Mother that never had a day off in her entire life and gets raped, used and abused, in the name of progress." - Etheostoma Caeruleum In a thread about... Traficant... Well, that hairpiece could be seen as a crime against nature.
May 10, 201015 yr AJ93 comes through with another classic... Rocknroller: Close, but I don't think my crowd was fartsy, just artsy. AJ93: I suppose it depends on diet.
May 14, 201015 yr Gramarye: "...drugs aren't the primary reason that inner city families get broken up. It's not like they've got a Cosby Show existence, then the dad gets unlucky lighting up in his home one night and gets dragged off to prison."
May 14, 201015 yr Gramarye: "...drugs aren't the primary reason that inner city families get broken up. It's not like they've got a Cosby Show existence, then the dad gets unlucky lighting up in his home one night and gets dragged off to prison." I wouldn't be so sure that never happens.
June 2, 201015 yr I wonder what this forum would look like back in 1930s when CT was being constructed. I can imagine what the conversation would be about. "Oh man that thing sure looks skinny!" Who knew that 81 years later the building's status as Cincy's tallest would be replaced by a fatter building. I know there wasn't internet back then, but I think it would be funny to read posts back from 1930. I imagine a lot of them probably would have been talking about this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Depression
June 4, 201015 yr This is just so ridiculous and over-the-top that it just has to be repeated :roll: By jmecklenborg: To repeat: a totally insignificant number of people bicycle up and down the hills at present. That's not going to increase with a streetcar. This is a total non-issue. If the local "bicycling community" organizes in opposition to the streetcar, I'm going to be their worst enemy. I have a helmet cam and know how to use it, aside from biking much more than almost any of them. To recall a comment made by LinconKennedy, I grew up biking as real transportation in an environment both physically and culturally much more hostile to bicycling than Cincinnati proper or certainly the vicinity of the Seattle SLUT, and I never consciously thought about any of these minutia that the "bicycling community" is rallying around to raise their profile in Seattle.
June 16, 201014 yr I know that it's wrong for me to like this, but it feels so right. From the "Cleveland: Crime & Safety Discussion" thread: Hey, it would be a start. At least you would be thinking about it instead of spending all your economic development staff's time, energy and budget chasing biotech jobs from Israel and fool's errand LED jobs from Asia. You might start to look to Michigan, Wisconsin, even exurb Columbus manufacturing that needs to expand. Look, I don't want to get suspended again so I will stop now. Let's take our lack of understanding of economic development clusters over to a more appropriate thread. Back on topic please.
June 28, 201014 yr Author The thing about having people live above you is you realize how many people seem to spend the majority of their time at home shuffling around. What are they doing up there? What are all these things getting dropped? Why does furniture have to be rearranged on a weekly basis? People's routines, especially when cooking, involve a lot of shuffling. I understand that. Kids running around, I understand that. What's going on the rest of the time to cause all these sliding noises I have no idea. You clearly aren't getting any. "You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers
July 12, 201014 yr I guess he hasn't been to Pittsburgh , those trains go up steppe hills. Just like the Mongol hordes.
July 14, 201014 yr It was really a great run during the middle of the decade, 1994 the Jake opens, 1995 the Rock Hall, 1996 the Bicentennial, 1997 the All Star Game ('97 right?) A lot of the euphoria was killed when Art Modell announced his "decision" to create the Baltimore Browns. It sucked the life out of the room. Then we had the "Quiet Crisis"........ ..........Then UrbanOhio.com was founded and the city got back on track in a hurry :clap: :clap: :clap:
July 18, 201014 yr from the Cleveland: East 4th Street Developments thread Oh, just tell us for crying out loud! I don't think I can endure three pages of postings of MTS on the rag, EC fearing it will be a bar serving fried dolphins, and jam40jeff hoping for Fredericks of Parma so we can see Ukranian babes in babushkas (the last part would be OK though ;D ). KJP You're killing me! BTW, it's physically impossible for me to be in the rag! But the Fried dolphins and babushkas is hilarious!
July 19, 201014 yr BTW, it's physically impossible for me to be in the rag! Coulda fooled me!! "In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage." -- John Steinbeck
July 20, 201014 yr From: Re: Cleveland: East 4th Street Developments I didn't realize that Sherlock Holmes knew everything, I thought he took clues and looked into them :P Hey, I am just trying to point people in the right direction. If people want to continue thinking that a national retailer like barnes and noble, of which every store looks the same, would hire a local architect to ignore their brand or that the words "cleveland names we already know" weren't mentioned. Go right ahead. :) And for the record I don't know the answer to this, though I did hear a rumor yesterday. But given what we have been told... WRL is designing the space and it's "cleveland names we know", I think it is pretty likely we are looking at a trendy botique who has been successful enough to open a second location. Malley's doesn't hire an architect... they just send someone to home depot to pick up a few gallons of pink and lime green paint and some slat wall. LMAO!!
July 30, 201014 yr tedolph talking about Al Gore in the "global groping" thread: And to think he was only one right wing conspiracy away from being the President!
August 4, 201014 yr from the great RTA thread Was Ward a little hard on the Beaver last night? Seriously though, I don't let things bother me as much as they used to. Yes...I have a warped and dirty mind!
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