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The word "penis" sure is being thrown around an awful lot here lately.

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Its a really cool old building...but all I can think of is Super 8 Motel. - Inkaelin

"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

i did,

 

 

 

 

 

 

with the help of jebus/al gore/coldayman's mom - pope

"ColDay, when I click the "donate" link, nothing happens.

 

No way I'm donating to a POS site that can't even have properly-functioning links!

 

(You'd just blow it on Lee's fried chicken anyway.)"

 

-PigBoy

"ColDay, when I click the "donate" link, nothing happens.

 

No way I'm donating to a POS site that can't even have properly-functioning links!

 

(You'd just blow it on Lee's fried chicken anyway.)"

 

-PigBoy

 

BTW.  It works now. 

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Riiiight... and I'm more hood than Young Jeezy. - MayDay

"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

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^Are you saying the new tower in Louisville is ghetto? You might be right.... - Inkaelin

"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

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although Middleburgh Heights is the Douche Bigelow of sprawl. - Peter Griffin

"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

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why buy a shotgun house when you can live in jenga tower? - Tony-Detroit

"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

That's what this project looks like, a big dump from heaven. - Comrade Zombie

 

Referring to the Louisville tower of course.

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I really don't give a f_ _ _ what architects think. It's like a weather man coming onto my lawn, pissing and telling me it's raining. He might be a weather man and might know a few things about weather, but I'll be damned if I'm going to accept his pissing as rain because he is a weather man. - Comrade Zombie

 

Oy, he's on a roll.

"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

^ I die laughing everytime I read that post :laugh:

The great thing about the observation deck is that you don't have to see Rhodes. - Midwesterner

 

 

From a while back - was just hunting through this old ColDay thread looking for something, and came across it...as Grasscat observed, "That's the best thing I've read all week!"

Until than...just be jealous that your not cruising with me through neighborhoods that make you feel like your in a rap video. - danny1436

 

Ha Ha! Hilarious :laugh:

Sports are more like boner races anyways...

 

-C-Dawg Njaim

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Yeah, seriously. When I signed up for this forum I was hoping there would be a lot of hot female civic engineers on here. :[ - David

"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

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Awww...but it's true! :(

"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

I don't like birds.  I want to build a windmill engineered to kill more birds. -X

1:  Don't you have a restaurant to be served at?

 

 

2:  Please be seated.

 

   

3:  Again, here's the Ikea chair.

 

    poang.jpg

 

    Please be seated.

 

 

-ColDayMan

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I need to buy that chair.

"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

I agree. And besides, I would think that smoking weed would motivate him to build a downtown skyscraper. That way he could get even higher.

 

KJP on Peter B. Lewis

^ OK, you say elsewhere it was the worst joke of the year, but now it's worthy of "favorite quote" honors? Can I really count on you, Marc?

"In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage." -- John Steinbeck

^go ask Bert K, he'll vouch for me.

I'm a girl from Minnesota and I can beat you up.

 

Taken completely out of context from inkaelin. :-D

^That girl is at your school, you better watch your back.

Probably the funniest comment that I have heard on here: 

 

Those people also happen to contribute more to other threads in other sections that ARE Ohio-related, rather than maintaining a one-man circlejerk to this Jenga-project.

 

-May Day

(in my best thurston howell clenched teeth waspy voice) LV??  ugh, sweetie, that's so common!  :roll:  Lick the bottom of my Varvatos loafers!  :-D

 

I couldn't have said that better myself!  Most of us from the "established" east side feel that way about you west siders.  I mean, the East Side of Cleveland is like Manhattan, the westside is so Staten Island! 

Did anyone post this yet?

 

From the Pope:  I really should strive to be more rob-like, start fixing up old tractors, move to a semi-rural area, find a 30 year old sweater and scan some ektachromes

 

http://www.urbanohio.com/forum2/index.php?topic=297.msg71712#msg71712

"In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage." -- John Steinbeck

Or this retort from Rob1412:  Survival in Fort Wayne would be difficult without a sense of humor. By tolerating the preposterous and embracing the merely ridiculous and ironic, I manage to thrive here.

 

http://www.urbanohio.com/forum2/index.php?topic=297.msg71867#msg71867

"In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage." -- John Steinbeck

The police are all over OTR like ugly on Flava Flav

 

-David

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Mr. Coleman, tear down this ipod - the pope

"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

Mr. Coleman, tear down this ipod - the pope

 

Thank you. I was thinking the same thing when I saw that today.

OSU will make OU a branch campus if it keeps talking...

--ColDay smaking down C-Dawg (again)

^LMAO that's hilarious.

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Not picking on him because I often do the same...

 

I'm sure every major city in Ohio has rather large residential projects in Ohio. - ColDayMan

 

Well I hope they are in Ohio.

Walmart is like a bad case of termites and there is very little that can fight them. - AndrewN

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Reality has a liberal bias...

 

-C-Dawg Njaim

That gorilla suit looks like it came from Big Lots. - David

 

Speaking of the Louisville Tower, of course.

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Monkeys mess up the U.S. transportation system, too. They almost never ride public transportation, though.

They sit in offices and formulate bad policy.Some are elected, but usually they're appointed by elected officials.

The solution here isn't langurs, but an informed electorate, and it's probably easier to train langurs than to educate

voters who relate to Bubba and identify with the Dukes of Hazzard. -Rob

 

Way to go Exxon! It's good to see all your hard work finally paying off; I would bake you a cake

if I could afford groceries. -Kingfish out of water

 

Yes, lord knows that I have to dodge gunfire while taking my leisurely walks along Edgewater Drive.

I really need to "throw my signs" when I go for a drink at Twist - that crowd will rumble at the

drop of a hat! In fact, I almost sat on some crackhead when I got my smoothie over Liquid Planet.

Check this out - one time I was waiting for my bus on Clifton and I saw three cars run the red

light on Clifton during rush hour! Them sure is some rough streets over here in the E-Dub! West

siiiiiiiiide represent!  Hell to the no! Let's raise the roof! -MayDay

 

I have as much street cred as a Barry Manilow greatest hits record. I'm the kind of guy who would

cry to get out of a speeding ticket. -Jamiec

Its been a good day on UO.  Not much was covered, but a lot was said.

I would say "I am going to ride the bus because it has a monkey on it."  And then I would do so. - X

From the I Love Cleveland thread in City Discussion. I laughed out loud when I read this...

 

^ WOW..all that REALLY goes on here?  I am usually too drunk to get off the couch..... :drunk:

"In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage." -- John Steinbeck

On "why cant the movie The OH in Ohio come to cincinnati ????"

 

Southern cities are nice, it's southern hicks I have a problem with. Southern hospitality my ass...those people aren't waving at you; they're just swatting flies.

"In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage." -- John Steinbeck

*brushes shoulders off*

On "why cant the movie The OH in Ohio come to cincinnati ????"

 

Southern cities are nice, it's southern hicks I have a problem with. Southern hospitality my ass...those people aren't waving at you; they're just swatting flies.

 

Hear hear! Sorry to see the source thread has been locked, though I feel I might've fanned the flames a tad with the comment that preceded the above-quoted post.

I think that thread was locked because gaslight went into a drunken rage; also, a thread dedicated to the same movie was already created.

Gaslight's new nickname is Mel Gibson. :drunk: lol

I think that thread was locked because gaslight went into a drunken rage; also, a thread dedicated to the same movie was already created.

 

That was the only reason why that thread was locked.  But the behavior was reprehensible.  And he got a week off because of it.

 

Impossible, the media teabags Austin any chance it gets!

 

cdawg

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