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I'm a freak...I love the arch, and really dig St. Louis...sorry, folks!  I must suck...

 

OK....I'm not even gonna touch this one....

I'm a freak...I love the arch, and really dig St. Louis...sorry, folks!  I must suck...

 

OK....I'm not even gonna touch this one....

 

Entendre not, lest ye be entendre'd...

I'm a freak...I love the arch, and really dig St. Louis...sorry, folks!  I must suck...

 

OK....I'm not even gonna touch this one....

 

Entendre not, lest ye be entendre'd...

 

LOL..

Wherever home is, here's to you being there. Happy Thanksgiving, you motherscratchers!

 

(MODS: please re-file this bit of naked sentimentality under "Where is Home" or "Trash")

YOU'RE my uncle  - thanks

 

-OTRFAN

 

Thats right!!!!! :laugh:

He's got more hair on his chest than I have on my entire body!  Ewwww.

 

-MyTwoSense

I went through some really old threads:

 

Yes.  I went to Vegas.  Yes, I love Vegas.  Yes, I don't give a damn about your nonsense comments about how it isn't "cityish" or "it's all fake."  Kiss my black ass, I won $600 and got wasted everynight (thus, no night shots).

 

-ColDayMan

 

 

 

I don't think it takes much to challenge the mind at a Kentuckian institution...

 

-David

If somebody was talking about my dad, I would have punched him, too.

 

-Mark Mallory

 

Not from UO, but I had to post it!  He was referring to the altercation that Pat DeWine had a JeanRo's Bistro. :laugh:

Here's three of them, right in a row...

 

It seems that business casual is the standard, unless people are meeting with clients.

 

My clients actually prefer assless chaps, its really weird.

 

MyTwoSense is one of your clients?!?

 

Pope you need to find another "office" to work out of, instead of The Leather Stallion.  :behind:

"In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage." -- John Steinbeck

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When you beat north carolina and illinois from the "big conferences", you might as well be beating the retarded red-headed step child in the conference. You might as well be proud about calling star jones fat.

 

- the pope, regarding the Big East beating other conference teams

"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

^taken out of context...he was just referring to Rutgers, not all of the Big East.

^taken out of context...he was just referring to Rutgers, not all of the Big East.

 

no, i just didnt bother looking up the rest. big east blows for football.

^you have no say in the matter...what Division 1 football program represents Cleveland again...

 

I'll take UC football over what Cleveland has to offer...NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!

^you have no say in the matter...what Division 1 football program represents Cleveland again...

 

I'll take UC football over what Cleveland has to offer...NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!

 

someone suffers from a bad case of boosterism and jealousy.

^boosterism...yes, but jealousy!?!?!?!

Colday

I'm the mayor!

Kingfish

Nice work.

(On the demise of Rivage)

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I don't call them eggs. I call them "chicken miscarriages."

 

- kingfish out of water

"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

Come on baby...three in a row...three...in...a...row...

^Sky pretty

- Kingfish

 

Refering to one of my posts on a countryside with aurora pic. ;p

All department stores are downsizing.  It helps with their sales per square foot numbers.  I would guess they built the other stores too big.  Also, high end department stores in Cincy have historically done poorly.  Saks is limping along with incentives from the City.  There are no other high-end department stores in the market.  To many in Cincy, Macy's is high end...JC Penny's and Sears is just right. 

 

SSSCincy, you should try to get on with the Enquirer ... you both do an excellent job of making shit up.

 

One of my favorites.....If I didn't know Cincy-Rise, I might be afraid to post things!  He promised he would never yell at me!

i think this article fits here. it's time for word of the year again. you may remember last year it was 'truthiness' from the colbert report. this year 'plutoed' won out:

 

 

Pluto's revenge: 'Word of the Year' award

POSTED: 10:56 a.m. EST, January 7, 2007

 

Story Highlights• American Dialect Society chooses "plutoed" over "climate canary"

• "Macaca moment" another strong contender for honors

• ADS voted for "Word of the Year" and other categories at annual meeting

 

(CNN) -- Pluto may no longer be a planet, but it has a new claim to fame: "Plutoed" has been chosen 2006 Word of the Year by the American Dialect Society.

 

The society defined "to pluto" as "to demote or devalue someone or something, as happened to the former planet Pluto when the General Assembly of the International Astronomical Union decided Pluto no longer met its definition of a planet...

 

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/07/word.of.the.year/index.html

 

The smell is really Bad, we've been told by staff it really bad around Herald Square.  I had a quick meeting on 44 Street and it was bad walking thru the Rock. Center area.  Its not as bad on Columbus Circle.  It appears to be coming from Jersey City.  Leave it to New Jersey, to live up to its reputation as being the only state with an official (bad) smell. 

 

All of our NYC based HR/PR departments have issued statements to the employees, alerting them that we had to cut the fans of to all the buildings as and the NYPD has asked employees to stay inside. In Chelsea, its so bad, that our NY1 staff actually had to evacuate their building.  PATH service was cut.  Maybe I should have gone to Vegas  :|

 

Just what I need on a Monday.. :roll:  :roll:

This is quickly becoming "Favorite Quotes off UrbanOhio."

Poor MyTwoSenses didn't know what he was getting himself into when he started the business name thread.

MayDay's following reply was the best so far....

 

Behind Closed Eyes - Do you want to imply that you're blind?

Contents Under Pressure - Someone needs depressants.

Eminent Domain - So, you only offer legal assistance to developers?

Imaginative Execution - Creative guillotines?

In the Presence of Others - If you're on Earth, chances are you are in the presence of others.

Project 5 - Sounds like a bad Star Search singing group - I give you 3 stars.

Pulling Out All the Stops - Too damned wordy.

Revel - Oh, those wireless people with the angsty commercials!

Skillful Maneuvers - Kinky!

(The) Comfort Zone - Aren't people supposed to always try to step out of that?

(The) Gentleman’s Quarters - A nautical-themed piano bar for "my people"?

The Monolith & the Minimalist - Sounds like artsy gay p0rn.

The Third Dimension - I'm picturing sequinned jumpsuits and 70s EW&F music.

Wow - Whoopee. Woohoo.

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Shutting down the site in the middle of the day is like closing the homeless shelter in winter. Even if it's only for a short time, a bunch of people will be miserable and wandering aimlessly, waiting for it to reopen.

 

-rob_1412

If MayDay is the HBIC and ColDayMan is the HNIC, is Magyar the HICK?

"In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage." -- John Steinbeck

If MayDay is the HBIC and ColDayMan is the HNIC, is Magyar the HICK?

Did you just come up with this, or is it located somewhere else?

All the parties I've been to there have been awesome... the Roberts know how to put on a good show. And the hotel is great, the lobby is just amazing, and I don't have anything to complain about the Max&Erma's thats connected. I took my date there for homecoming, and we had a great time. The balloon artist, Bernard, is pretty funny.

 

exurbkid, endorsing Wilmington's convention center as a place for a 40-something couple to relive their club-hopping youth on New Year's Eve...

^From what the ladies say, back in the day RiverViewer himself was quite the "balloon artist."

 

When parents talk about a town that is a nice place to raise kids, it's not the same as saying it's a nice place to BE a kid.

 

Brilliant.

one of the worst joke's ever inkaelin, congrats

 

-the pope

Sometimes I think Republicans rather be called racists than have to pay a nickel of tax to a government.

 

-KJP

Fine. I'll replace it with Mario humping Princess.

 

-seicer

I did spend about 3 minutes looking for info on how often they were held, then I realized that UO/UncleRando would be much more efficent!

 

-inkaelin

 

You're damn straight!!!!

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I'm the "older man" your mother warned you about.  :evil:

 

-rob_1412

Heteros recently bought the house about two blocks from here, where I lost my virginity on a Thanksgiving night back when I was young and innocent. That pretty well kills my plan to install a bronze plaque designating it as a historic landmark. 

 

rob_1412

 

 

That is a ton of info cramed into two sentences.  Funny stuff though.

 

seagulls, pigeons, what's next?  Squirrels?  (Otherwise known as rats with better hair)

 

Love it!

Heteros recently bought the house about two blocks from here, where I lost my virginity on a Thanksgiving night back when I was young and innocent. That pretty well kills my plan to install a bronze plaque designating it as a historic landmark. 

 

rob_1412

 

What?!?!?  That is waaaaaaaaay too much information, but thanks anyways rob!

BJs at the mall? Maybe I'll go more often.

 

-GCrites80s

Heteros recently bought the house about two blocks from here, where I lost my virginity on a Thanksgiving night back when I was young and innocent. That pretty well kills my plan to install a bronze plaque designating it as a historic landmark. 

 

rob_1412

 

What?!?!?  That is waaaaaaaaay too much information, but thanks anyways rob!

 

I think its great that we've created an enviroment where someone feels so welcome/free to make such a statement!

I love myself!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and you guys on urbanohio! :D

Heteros recently bought the house about two blocks from here, where I lost my virginity on a Thanksgiving night back when I was young and innocent. That pretty well kills my plan to install a bronze plaque designating it as a historic landmark. 

 

rob_1412

 

What?!?!?  That is waaaaaaaaay too much information, but thanks anyways rob!

 

I think its great that we've created an enviroment where someone feels so welcome/free to make such a statement!

 

I agree, especially since Rob is a top notch contributor to UrbanOhio

I did exercise some restraint by not revealing the lurid details. I'll save those for after a meet sometime, over a beer or two. :evil:

 

For now, I'll just acknowledge that it had something to do with holiday family dynamics, as so often is the case.

I did exercise some restraint by not revealing the lurid details. I'll save those for after a meet sometime, over a beer or two. :evil:

 

For now, I'll just acknowledge that it had something to do with holiday family dynamics, as so often is the case.

 

since I don't drink...tell me now!  lol  Inquiring minds want to know!

And here's where Kingfish leaves the room.

I did exercise some restraint by not revealing the lurid details. I'll save those for after a meet sometime, over a beer or two. :evil:

 

For now, I'll just acknowledge that it had something to do with holiday family dynamics, as so often is the case.

 

since I don't drink...tell me now!  lol  Inquiring minds want to know!

 

Yes...do tell! :-D

I did exercise some restraint by not revealing the lurid details. I'll save those for after a meet sometime, over a beer or two. :evil:

 

For now, I'll just acknowledge that it had something to do with holiday family dynamics, as so often is the case.

 

since I don't drink...tell me now!  lol  Inquiring minds want to know!

 

Nor do I drink much, or often, but a few drinks make it easier to tell. I'm kinda bashful, ya know. :oops:

 

Besides, that's just the kind of tale that could get a guy banned.

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