March 21, 20223 yr I call those exposed brown "rafters" "'80s porno movie rafters". Edited March 21, 20223 yr by GCrites80s
March 21, 20223 yr 12 minutes ago, GCrites80s said: I call those exposed brown "rafters" "'80s porno movie rafters". @GCrites80s🙄 Whose looking at the rafters in a porno movie, except perhaps the participants?
March 21, 20223 yr ^ I don’t hate it and raise you this amazing place in Bath/ Ghent area just north of Akron https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/840-Heritage-Ln-Akron-OH-44333/35328748_zpid/?utm_source=zillowgonewild&utm_medium=zillowgonewild&utm_campaign=zillowgonewild My hovercraft is full of eels
March 21, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, DO_Summers said: @GCrites80s🙄 Whose looking at the rafters in a porno movie, except perhaps the participants? Maybe the girl's not that hot and you get bored
March 21, 20223 yr about: https://slate.com/human-interest/2021/08/knight-zillow-house-listing-real-estate-agent-interview.html
May 18, 20223 yr Sooo, my friends just bought a new house!! Massive Dinosaur Statue Makes Ohio Home Look Prehistoric The three-bedroom, three-bathroom home is no 'eye-saur' and is listed at $162,000 on Zillow. Ben Blanchet May. 12, 2022, 07:26 PM EDT A dinosaur still roams the Earth outside of a house in Cleveland. The property, listed at $162,000 on Zillow, is equipped with three bedrooms, three bathrooms, and a number of animal statues that stand tall in the front yard. These include the 12-foot dinosaur, a giraffe and an elephant. The home is far from “Jurassic Park,” however, as the dinosaur didn’t hatch from an egg in the front yard. Harry Larweh, a Ghana-born sculptor, is the home’s current owner and the mind behind the hand-crafted beasts. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ohio-home-dinosaur-statue_n_627c2d7be4b016d742f68c82 Edited May 18, 20223 yr by surfohio
August 31, 20222 yr I get both a headache and slightly nauseous looking at this. It's not just the pink carpet. http://www.mainstreetpainesville.org/
September 15, 20222 yr Hopefully someone can restore this "castle." I love so much about it haha https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/3860-W-44th-St_Cleveland_OH_44109_M49996-18761?ex=2947813095
October 2, 20222 yr On 9/15/2022 at 1:46 PM, cle_guy90 said: Hopefully someone can restore this "castle." I love so much about it haha https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/3860-W-44th-St_Cleveland_OH_44109_M49996-18761?ex=2947813095 It just sold, a bit over asking price too. I toured this place, fascinating place to walk through, but it looks like a massive money pit. It's in poor condition, the layout is weird, and the price is very high for the neighborhood. Hopefully whoever bought it will appropriately restore it.
January 24, 20232 yr Click on this one quick, before they fix the listing. The agent uploaded images from two different houses on the same listing. This is hilarious! https://www.redfin.com/OH/Cincinnati/3541-Vine-St-45220/home/100983297?utm_source=myredfin&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=recommendations_update&riftinfo=ZXY9ZW1haWwmbD0zNzMyMTE1MyZwPWxpc3RpbmdfdXBkYXRlc19yZWNvbW1lbmRhdGlvbnMmYT1jbGljayZzPXJlY29tbWVuZGF0aW9ucyZ0PWFkZHJlc3MmZW1haWxfaWQ9MzczMjExNTNfMTY3NDU2NTM4NV82JnVwZGF0ZV90eXBlPTEmbGlscl9zY29yZT0wLjg1MzYmbGlzdGluZ19pZD0xNjUxMTc3ODkmcHJvcGVydHlfaWQ9MTAwOTgzMjk3JnBvc2l0aW9uX251bWJlcj0w
January 24, 20232 yr a short screed on house porn: Architecture critic Kate Wagner dissects the profession’s — and the media’s — pre-occupation with opulent single-family homes. more: https://www.azuremagazine.com/article/against-house-porn-kate-wagner/
February 9, 20232 yr This water tower is back on the market. The current owner got it for free with an Auditor's Deed, meaning they paid nothing. https://www.sibcycline.com/listing/2225929/2500-Ferguson-Road-Westwood-OH-45238
March 4, 20232 yr Some really fine reddit commentary on this Ohio beauty..... https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/820-Prospect-Ave_Zanesville_OH_43701_M99936-91638
March 4, 20232 yr ^ the listing starts off kind of OK, but then goes deep and dark fast… My hovercraft is full of eels
March 4, 20232 yr Babylon came to Zanesville, and the contractor gave up miles before the finish line.
March 20, 20232 yr https://www.comey.com/real-estate/cincy/1761644/2500-Ferguson-Rd-Cincinnati-OH-45238/
March 20, 20232 yr ^ Wow. Although I’d be very wary of dealing with a realtor who doesn’t know how to spell ‘utilities’ correctly. My hovercraft is full of eels
March 20, 20232 yr On 3/3/2023 at 8:20 PM, TBideon said: Babylon came to Zanesville, and the contractor gave up miles before the finish line. Pssht. You sound like some snobby millionaire who thinks bathrooms should have doors.
March 20, 20232 yr ^Oh Appalachia, where commercial buildings can become worthless and get the "what if I had my own warehouse" treatment.
March 22, 20232 yr On 3/20/2023 at 6:41 PM, ryanlammi said: https://www.comey.com/real-estate/cincy/1761644/2500-Ferguson-Rd-Cincinnati-OH-45238/ It seems to have a bunch of antennas on the top of it. Do cell companies pay leases that? Anybody know what a typical lease agreement is worth? I'm just curious.
March 22, 20232 yr Just now, jwulsin said: It seems to have a bunch of antennas on the top of it. Do cell companies pay leases that? Anybody know what a typical lease agreement is worth? I'm just curious. This thing was listed around 2017, then the owner walked away from it. The current owner got it via an Auditor's Deed, which means they literally got it for free after nobody bid on it. That leads me to believe that the cell phone tower stuff isn't active, or if it is, it comes nowhere close to paying the insurance and property tax on this thing.
March 22, 20232 yr 2 minutes ago, Lazarus said: This thing was listed around 2017, then the owner walked away from it. The current owner got it via an Auditor's Deed, which means they literally got it for free after nobody bid on it. That leads me to believe that the cell phone tower stuff isn't active, or if it is, it comes nowhere close to paying the insurance and property tax on this thing. That makes sense and would explain the low price and slipshod listing.
April 12, 20232 yr Anyone want to flip this flip that caught on fire? https://www.redfin.com/OH/Cincinnati/885-Suncreek-Ct-45238/home/101008984?utm_source=myredfin&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=recommendations_update&riftinfo=ZXY9ZW1haWwmbD0zNzMyMTE1MyZwPWxpc3RpbmdfdXBkYXRlc19yZWNvbW1lbmRhdGlvbnMmYT1jbGljayZzPXJlY29tbWVuZGF0aW9ucyZ0PXZpZXdfZGV0YWlscyZlbWFpbF9pZD0zNzMyMTE1M18xNjgxMzE3NjI1XzYmdXBkYXRlX3R5cGU9MSZsaWxyX3Njb3JlPTAuODMzNDAwMDExMDYyNjIyMSZsaXN0aW5nX2lkPTE2ODA2NzA5MSZwcm9wZXJ0eV9pZD0xMDEwMDg5ODQmcG9zaXRpb25fbnVtYmVyPTA= Brand new "flip" gray wood floor w/sky light courtesy of the Delhi Fire Department:
April 13, 20232 yr Take your time and peruse each photo, then place your vote for the creepiest room... Land of 200 Dolls, Full Size Elvis, Kid on a Tricycle, Baby in a Highchair? https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/5061-Grande-Blvd_Medina_OH_44256_M42662-84810?cid=soc_shares_ldp_fb&fbclid=IwAR1Y090ynHynFNlgdsoj4Dq1L4x9w46qcMxS-GyTtYdw24GMqS49Bq1b4sY
April 13, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, buckeye1 said: Take your time and peruse each photo, then place your vote for the creepiest room... Land of 200 Dolls, Full Size Elvis, Kid on a Tricycle, Baby in a Highchair? https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/5061-Grande-Blvd_Medina_OH_44256_M42662-84810?cid=soc_shares_ldp_fb&fbclid=IwAR1Y090ynHynFNlgdsoj4Dq1L4x9w46qcMxS-GyTtYdw24GMqS49Bq1b4sY My Gawd, and I thought I was bad with too many pictures on the walls and not enough clear open surfaces. I would kill myself If I had to dust those rooms. They are all awful. You know there are "murdered" dolls buried in that basement or in a freezer or something.
May 4, 20232 yr No mention in the listing as to why...big pieces of the interior of this house are missing. I'm guessing that there was some serious water damage. https://www.redfin.com/OH/Cincinnati/1014-Celestial-St-45202/home/78867827?utm_source=myredfin&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=recommendations_update&riftinfo=ZXY9ZW1haWwmbD0zNzMyMTE1MyZwPWxpc3RpbmdfdXBkYXRlc19yZWNvbW1lbmRhdGlvbnMmYT1jbGljayZzPXJlY29tbWVuZGF0aW9ucyZ0PWltYWdlJmVtYWlsX2lkPTM3MzIxMTUzXzE2ODMyMDU2NTBfNiZ1cGRhdGVfdHlwZT0xJmxpbHJfc2NvcmU9MC43ODk3OTk5ODgyNjk4MDU5Jmxpc3RpbmdfaWQ9MTY4ODA3NTA5JnByb3BlcnR5X2lkPTc4ODY3ODI3JnBvc2l0aW9uX251bWJlcj0w Do they really think nobody's going to notice???
May 4, 20232 yr A lot of that looks like they just removed walls, enlarged entrances or pulled up carpet - and ran out of money or interest most of the way through. I'm sort of torn on it, in many ways if I were buying a house someone else renovated I'd rather see the work with the walls open and finish the drywall myself. On my 1906 house, pretty much everything done wrong or done poorly was when it was converted back to single family as basically flipped in the late 70's.
May 7, 20232 yr holy ffff … it just doesn’t get any more staten island than this! 😱 https://www.instagram.com/reel/CrtlvJfudsn/?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== “very very big give me a call tony b its an income producea” 😂
June 4, 20232 yr https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/757-Jason-Ave_Akron_OH_44314_M46824-20291 https://www.beaconjournal.com/story/news/2023/06/02/home-for-sale-akron-kenmore-features-artwork-by-ralph-herzog-murals/70280864007/ "There's a pretty ordinary house up for sale in Akron's Kenmore neighborhood. Ordinary from the curb. But what's hidden inside is quite extraordinary. Inside of the well-maintained quaint brick Cape Cod on the corner of Jason Avenue and 9th Street SW is a collection of artworks by late Barberton muralist Ralph Herzog."
July 5, 20231 yr never change, medina! 😂 https://www.instagram.com/reel/CtsFDKBvhHT/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
July 8, 20231 yr not exactly weird, but a nicely done article on writers and la’s real estate : Hollywood's Real Estate Romance is Over It's not just writers. 'People don't know when they're going to be working next,' says one realtor, as entertainment buying grinds to a halt PETER KIEFER JUL 7, 2023 Mention a local neighborhood to a literary-minded Angeleno and more than likely they’ll conjure an association between that zip code and a famous writer — past or present. Dennis Hopper, who notched an Academy Award nomination for co-writing Easy Rider in 1969 embodied the shaggy bohemianism of 1970’s Venice Beach where he lived for more than two decades. While she and her husband, John Gregory Dunne, may have lived for a spell on Franklin Avenue in Hollywood, Joan Didion will forever be an emeritus resident of western Malibu. Phil Rosenthal is part of the firmament of Hancock Park, and can often be seen cruising down Larchmont. Larry David has been poking fun of his Brentwood neighbors in episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm for 11 seasons. Meanwhile, on the other side of the Sepulveda pass, Bret Easton Ellis and Paul Thomas Anderson(metaphorically speaking) are forever duking it out in the parking lot of The Galleria over who gets to claim Sherman Oaks and Encino. more: https://theankler.com/p/hollywoods-real-estate-romance-is
August 8, 2024Aug 8 the founder of oakley’s mansion looks exactly like you think — 😎😂 https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8prw0yS-7U/?igsh=MTVkYjU5c2hydXRiMg==
August 9, 2024Aug 9 i saw the house i lived in while i went to high school is up for sale and we were looking at it on zillow. so my dayton spouse said, " aww, cute house by the lake. the realtor's email is hotmail." 😂
March 26Mar 26 This might mean more to those who have seen "Severance" (I have not), but still a little strange. Maybe because it's in Kirtland 😲 http://www.mainstreetpainesville.org/
March 26Mar 26 I saw this for sale last month and wish I had a "12 car" outbuilding like that. Sadly, out of my price range. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/8158-Kirtland-Chardon-Rd-Kirtland-OH-44094/34499437_zpid/? 8158 Kirtland Chardon Rd. was home to Dolence Electrical Technical Consultants. Kinda boring to know, it was more fun to speculate lol
March 26Mar 26 2 hours ago, eastvillagedon said: This might mean more to those who have seen "Severance" (I have not), but still a little strange. Maybe because it's in Kirtland 😲 Couldn’t be further from Severance. It’s just office space in the basement?
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