I randomly stumbled upon this website. These people really HATE Ohio. BTW, Brian Peppers is from Maumee, which is where I lived most my life. He is probably the most famous sex offender of all time because of the rare disease he has. It has completely disfigured his face/head. http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/peppers.asp

 

Personally, I think the following rants are hilarious. There's certainly some truth to the redneck and tattoo comments, but overall, these people are smoking a little too much peyote. :wink:

 

I just recently got back to my home on the east coast from a trip to missouri. I rode in a car there and back, and we traversed the width of Ohio twice. I have decided, definitivley, that ohio is the worst state in the union, right up there with idaho (thank you for the heads up, maddox) for starters brian peppers is from ohio, if you dont know him, look him up. Ohio, blows. Dont go there. youll either get raped by a trucker, run over by a combine, or die from allergies. Dont stop to eat there, pee there, drive through it, or look at it on a map. If you are from ohio, kill yourself. the other 7 natives wont miss you.

 

I have lived in NE Ohio all my life and it sucks more and more each day! To be honest we moved to Florida for 6 months and just returned here. Why? For one reason and that is because my kids missed their school. As soon as they graduate I will never even drive through this state. I will fly over if I have to. lol We’ve already applied for Canadian citizenship.

 

I hear ya on this one!!!

I have lived in the deep south and the north but Ohio surpasses any state on the map !The legal system is nothing more then a corrupt money making business.They cash in on human misery every day.God help the people in authority there.They are surely hellbound for what they do.

 

Depressing Ohio is the anus of the world! I’ve lived in several states, so I know. The place is brimming with white-trash rednecks and trailer-felons! The biggest ‘industry’ here is tattooing! Even the dogs and cats here are sad and dejected! And if you don’t like OSU, you are considered a terrorist! LOL

 

Hey guys. My name is Glickman, but the people that I consider my friends (even though they don’t consider me theirs) call me Harbor Buckeye. I am a total fag and I love Ohio. Here are some of my favorite things about Ohio:

The fact that Ohio is the only state in the Union with two cities where every single citizen is white trash. They are Dayton and Toledo.

I love to lick Clarett’s balls.

Our school sucks so we’re trying to make it sound prestigious by always saying “The” prior to “Ohio State.” Little do we know that people think we’re even stupider than before we opened our mouths.

The Ohio Toll Road — quite possibly the most boring, ugliest stretch of highway in the entire nation.

The Bengals stretch of years without making the Playoffs. What better to signify us all as losers?!? Too bad they choked and made the Playoffs in ‘05. Better luck in ‘06. Carson’s knee injury should help!

I have lived in Ohio my whole life and i want to leave. As soon as i graduate im out of this hell whole. I would rather live in Detroit than this place. Living by Youngstown is like living in eastern Europe. Nothing changes. And the weather sucks. And trust me dont stick up for PA cause PA sucks worse than Ohio. Trust me the good places to go to are Florida and out west.

I will be moving to Florida when i graduate. But i am leaning more towards Arizona. I have stuck up for Ohio my whole life. But why would i do that? Ohio does suck. And i realized that this week. We have bad luck writen all over us. When i go to Florida to visit my smart family that moved i am actually embarresed to say im from Ohio. See before my parents got divorced we were ready to move to North Carolina but they got divorced and we had to sell the house that we bought down there. Ohio does suck and there is nothing good about it. Maybe Cedar Point lol but thats it.

 

some more fun:

http://www.edrants.com/?p=2492

Living by Youngstown is like living in eastern Europe. Nothing changes. And the weather sucks.

 

LMAO!!!!

 

Thanks for posting, I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.

Wow... somebody please help these people get a life. 

Heres an interesting Ohio vs. N. Carolina thread. It started as NC bashing ohio but Ohioans came in an began bashing NC...Its worth the read.

 

http://www.tbotcotw.com/archives/2002/05/ohio_sucks

 

"I just drove from California to Michigan, and Ohio was by far the shittiest state that I drove through. And Cincinnati is the worst! My friend called it "the black gate of Mordor"

 

 

"Ohio! The Fart of it All!"

 

"i cannot think of one good thing about this fucking piece of shit state. the people are emotionless, unfeeling, soulfully bankrupt clones. why does everyone here look inbred? they are a bunch of fucking heartless wannabes. coming from calfornia it is hard to understand the level of unjustified racism and sexism, what the hell is it the 1920's still?"

 

"after being in NE ohio for just over a year i have finally found regret. we're in stow and people here brag about how "how no blacks and mexicans live in 'our' city". the funny part is most of our neighbors are black. but of course they don't count bc we live in the "ghetto". in the first couple of months i was warned by a guy with down syndrome to move away quick or i would catch brain damage from living here. we're out in may, so for now i do my best not to leave the house. ohio can burn in hell. oh wait it already is. "

 

 

finally away from all u conservative, closed minded, racist, stupid preppy ass inbred hicks. now if only u stupid mothafuckers would stay the fuck out of VA, MD, and DC…or better yet, stay out of all of the south.

 

Ah, irony.  Like saying, "I fucking hate cocksucking assholes who use goddamn profanity."

I love how everyone thinks Florida is the shit.  It's a sweaty, flat swamp.  It's like living in a dog's mouth!

This one is cracking me up too, the last statement is so unnecessary. It seems comparing the size and performance of certain body parts to Ohio somehow expresses disgust.

 

Ohio is the armpit of the nation.

 

If Ohio had a penis, it would be small.

 

Ohio needs some Viagra.

 

Correction, a lot of Viagra!

 

Ohio smells worse than my mother’s %*$&$%.

 

Oh yeah, you know what I’m talking about.

 

But really Ohio is lame, its boring, its ugly stick houses in farm fields, its crowded highways, its smelly, its too big, its boring, its got no big city, it is stupid, it is a bad place to raise a family and I don’t like it here.

 

It's after reading such articulate and though provoking quotes that it dawns on me that the Brain Drain really IS happening.  I guess all of us illiterate redneck inbred stupid clones without souls should be thankful the these intellectuals have taken the time out of their days to put us in our place.  I guess now we're all informed enough to know that if we had half a brain we would have fled to the pillar of enlightenment that is the state of Florida :wink:.

Seriously..why would anyone ever stereotype a state? (Unless it's Kentucky)

take it from the internet world to the real world? cafepress has all your hate on ohio merch -- and like the slimy arms merchants they are, they also have all the happy happy joy joy ohio tee's too:

 

http://www.cafepress.com/cp/search/search.aspx?cfpt=&q=Ohio&cfpt2=%3A&copt=&source=searchBox&x=14&y=16

 

 

 

etc

 

 

 

 

"Cincinnati is a riot" hahaha I don't support negative publicity but come on that's funny.

The bombs that killed tens of thousands in Dresden were probably built somewhere in Illinois, yet there are no bands named after Champaign.[/i]

 

Actually, there was a band called Champaign in the early 1980s with hits like "How 'Bout Us" and "Try Again."  And, yes, they came from Champaign, Illinois.