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God has mad engineering skillz

. . . and on the eight day, God created the perfect sex toy. ;-)

See, the problem is - I don't eat bananas like that.

 

I first peel the banana completely, and place the banana on a paper towel.

 

I then break off the bottom "tip".

 

Then I proceed to surgically remove the "strings" (god I HATE those things).

 

Then I break the banana into bite-size pieces.

 

1. Yes, I know I'm a retentive nutjob, and 2. the only reason Kirk Cameron "found God" was because he wasn't attractive to begin with, and he knew that unlike other child stars (Mark-Paul Gosselaar, Rick Schroeder, etc.), he'd never work mainstream media again.

 

 

^I'm sure people would say you arn't using other banana-like things as God intended either. ;)

 

Does anyone else have porn advertisements right next to the video, I find that a little ironic.

Lol I was waiting for the phallic symbol reference.

Has this guy ever had a pineapple ?

^lol^

 

I wish I was there so that I could laugh at this guy the entire time he was speaking.  "ha ha ha, you're dumb."

Well now if that isn't enough proof for God's existence I don't know what is!!! :sarcasm:

Of course for the non-believers the "tab" does not break off and the banana squishes (that is the technical term) in your hand.

^Ah...I don't think so.

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