Deer Gets Inside House, Attacks Ohio Woman

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Broadview Heights isn't Cleveland - it's south of the "Mason-Dixon Line" (I-480).

 

I feel bad for the lady, those are pretty severe injuries. But when sprawlburbia consists of tearing down Bambi's "house", Bambi is gonna get really p!ssed.

Broadview Heights isn't Cleveland - it's south of the "Mason-Dixon Line" (I-480).

 

I feel bad for the lady, those are pretty severe injuries. But when sprawlburbia consists of tearing down Bambi's "house", Bambi is gonna get really p!ssed.

 

Look here missy, the Mason-Dixon line in the Ohio River ;)

Broadview Heights isn't Cleveland - it's south of the "Mason-Dixon Line" (I-480).

 

I feel bad for the lady, those are pretty severe injuries. But when sprawlburbia consists of tearing down Bambi's "house", Bambi is gonna get really p!ssed.

 

 

Oooops! I got a couple of cities mixed up!  :-D

^ Oh and I thought the Mason Dixon line stopped at PA? ;)

 

And you people call yourself geographically savvy. ;)

I'm trying to figure out how to get deer under uncontrol?  :wtf:

^ Oh and I thought the Mason Dixon line stopped at PA? ;)

 

And you people call yourself geographically savvy. ;)

 

Hey Winky, educate yourself...

 

The Mason–Dixon Line (or "Mason and Dixon's Line") is a line of demarcation between states in the United States. Properly, the Mason-Dixon line is part of the borders of Pennsylvania, Delaware, and Maryland, surveyed when they were still British colonies. After Pennsylvania began abolishing slavery within the Commonwealth, in 1781, this line, and the Ohio River, became most of the border between the free and slave states. Popular speech, especially since the Missouri compromise of 1820, uses the Mason-Dixon line symbolically as a supposed cultural boundary between the Northern United States and the Southern United States.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mason-Dixon_Line

*Ahem* - in my book, if it's south of I-480, it's south of the Mason-Dixon line, geography books and wikipedia be damned!  :-D

^ Oh and I thought the Mason Dixon line stopped at PA? ;)

 

And you people call yourself geographically savvy. ;)

 

Hey Winky, educate yourself...

 

The Mason?Dixon Line (or "Mason and Dixon's Line") is a line of demarcation between states in the United States. Properly, the Mason-Dixon line is part of the borders of Pennsylvania, Delaware, and Maryland, surveyed when they were still British colonies. After Pennsylvania began abolishing slavery within the Commonwealth, in 1781, this line, and the Ohio River, became most of the border between the free and slave states. Popular speech, especially since the Missouri compromise of 1820, uses the Mason-Dixon line symbolically as a supposed cultural boundary between the Northern United States and the Southern United States.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mason-Dixon_Line

 

What!? Who gives a damn what Missouri does? It's Missouri!

 

 

 

 

 

... So, boo-ya'! ;)

Yes we are well aware of the original line.  Notice that I was winking myself when I made that comment.  Symbolically the Mason-Dixon line has always went to the Mississippi River following the Ohio River.  So calm down Tonto...

I'm trying to figure out how to get deer under uncontrol?  :wtf:

 

Okay, so I'm not perfect. You know what, you all can kiss my ass. I tried to contribute to the UrbanBar by posting this thought-provoking thread and you guys want to knit-pick everything I say.

 

Damn you all!  :-D

I will cut you some slack since you have the sense to own a Mac. ;)

I will cut you some slack since you have the sense to own a Mac. ;)

 

Good, because you came real close to getting banned fo' life! ;)

I thought the Mason Dixon line follows US 40 through Ohio.

Yes, if you take that line due West, I believe Cincinnati,KY...I mean Ohio would fall below it!  :-D :-D :-D

Yes, if you take that line due West, I believe Cincinnati,KY...I mean Ohio would fall below it!   :-D :-D :-D

 

As would Grove-tucky (Columbusites know that joke all too well)

i thought it was the southern border of Cuyahoga County??? ya know, Bruns-tucky...

Yeah, but what does Sheffield Lake do to that theory?

^ I think that's the safe zone they can use to flee to Canada (or perhaps to invade it).

 

I hadn't visited this thread before, and continue to be amazed at how quickly and thoroughly the original intent of a thread can take a detour to some totally unrelated subject!

 

To make a sad attempt at trying to bring it back to the original poster's intent -- I saw a deer last week trying to venture onto I-71 in the West Park area of Cleveland. That was near the West 140th Street overpass.

 

And, I'm sure some of us recall when a deer found its way into the upper levels of a downtown Cleveland parking garage. Morning commuters were horrified when the panicked deer leapt from the deck and was killed when it hit the sidewalk below. I think that was about 10 years ago or so.

Around here, I always hear that anyone south of Sandusky and Huron is a hillbilly (I guess that means me). And when you hear people from Willard say they are going home, they are going to Kentucky, West Virginia, or Mexico. :) LOL

 

So we have:

 

Columbus: Grove-tucky

Cleveland: Bruns-tucky

Toledo: Swan-tucky

Dayton: ?the whole city? :) j/k

Cincinnati: ?it's on the border?

I just went back and read this entire thread again and I can't remember laughing this hard in a while ... how in the hell do our threads always end up like this?!

 

Seriously, try it out ... read this thread from start to finish ... it's hilarious!

My favorite example is the thread from a while back where a new user introduced him/herself, and then we promptly used to thread to begin a wholly unrelated conversation to which the new user never posted again.

^That happens about once every two months.

 

"Hi.  I'm new here!  I love this place!  IT r0x0r!!!"

 

"Yeah, so...uhh...who hates Moo-lattes at Starbucks?"

"Screw you!  I live in CLEVELAND!  We don't do that MOO stuff, Cowlumbus!"

"Well atleast my city has rowhouses, Mistake on the Lake!"

"I like cheese"

"Me too!"

"There is a FANTASTIC place in BEREA for cheese!"

"Berea?  I don't 'do' south of 480"

"But wouldn't IKEA do well in Medina?"

"Nah, but Athens rocks!  Greatest college town EVAR!"

"F#cking ColDay's mom is what I do"

"Screw you, you IOOF bastard"

"I prefer IHOP"

"Damn, those pancakes are good!"

crazy deer in BROADVIEW HEIGHT>Mason Dixon Line>The ""tucky's">crazy deer>thread issues

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You guys are awesome! Reading this forum makes my day! ;)

You guys are awesome! Reading this forum makes my day! ;)

 

And that's pathetic.

""Berea?  I don't 'do' south of 480""

 

WHO would ever say something like that?  :-D

LOL, Colday

ColDayMan, Some day, somehow, I'm going to make it home to my native state (preferably when outrage makes it properly blue again) and buy you a drink. You made my day.

 

You too, Jeff.

 

Inkaelin, are you old enough to drink ? 

 

 

Oh yeah. Damn deer. Almost hit one yesterday. In town. Coming home from from church (me, not the deer) ...

Around here, I always hear that anyone south of Sandusky and Huron is a hillbilly (I guess that means me). And when you hear people from Willard say they are going home, they are going to Kentucky, West Virginia, or Mexico. :) LOL

 

So we have:

 

Columbus: Grove-tucky

Cleveland: Bruns-tucky

Toledo: Swan-tucky

Dayton: ?the whole city? :) j/k

Cincinnati: ?it's on the border?

 

If you are looking for the town that Cincinnatians end in "tucky" that would be Hamilton as in "Hamiltucky".

^That happens about once every two months.

 

"Hi.  I'm new here!  I love this place!  IT r0x0r!!!"

 

"Yeah, so...uhh...who hates Moo-lattes at Starbucks?"

"Screw you!  I live in CLEVELAND!  We don't do that MOO stuff, Cowlumbus!"

"Well atleast my city has rowhouses, Mistake on the Lake!"

"I like cheese"

"Me too!"

"There is a FANTASTIC place in BEREA for cheese!"

"Berea?  I don't 'do' south of 480"

"But wouldn't IKEA do well in Medina?"

"Nah, but Athens rocks!  Greatest college town EVAR!"

"F#cking ColDay's mom is what I do"

"Screw you, you IOOF bastard"

"I prefer IHOP"

"Damn, those pancakes are good!"

 

Dude. Take your urban poetry, collect it in a pamphlet, publish the musings and count the royalties from your cabana on St. Croix. 'Nuff said.

^LOL!!!