Posted July 27, 200618 yr David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers. I bet his life will be miserable, after the NAACP sees this! # 10 - Have to sit upright while driving. # 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat. # 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music. # 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time. # 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale JR. # 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race. # 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho. # 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition. # 2 - Can't wear helmet sideways. AND THE NUM BER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR... # 1 - When they crash their cars, they bail out and run. "In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage." -- John Steinbeck
July 27, 200618 yr Either the writing on that show has taken a collossal, mean-spirited nose-dive, or this list is not from the Letterman show. Methinks the latter.
July 27, 200618 yr Either the writing on that show has taken a collossal, mean-spirited nose-dive, or this list is not from the Letterman show. Methinks the latter. Looks like you are correct.... http://www.snopes.com/racial/humor/nascar.asp
July 27, 200618 yr By the way, admins, reading the snopes backstory on this "Top 10 List," it appears this piece of crap has been circling the bowl for years. I vote this post be expurgated from the hallowed, high-minded halls of Urban Ohio.
July 27, 200618 yr By all means. I was surprised something like came from Letterman, hence my comment at the start of the list that he was going to get in trouble. "In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage." -- John Steinbeck
July 27, 200618 yr but Letterman thinks its ok to make fun of the Irish, Italian, etc.... Top Ten Punchlines to Dirty Irish Jokes 10. She's out in the barn making Bailey's Irish Cream. 9. I thought 'Dublin' was having sex with twins. 8. Here's one snake St. Patrick didn't chase out of Ireland. 7. That's not the Blarney Stone, but don't stop kissing it. 6. I saw Ellen DeGeneres and Anne Heche practicing their Gaelic. 5. Lord of the Dance? More like 'Lord of my pants'! 4. These lucky charms are magically delicious! 3. Keep looking -- I know there's a shamrock in there somewhere. 2. That is my thick Irish brogue, and yes, I'm happy to see you. 1. Ted Kennedy.
July 27, 200618 yr Hey, if anybody knows from racism, it's me. Right ColDayMan? Right. "You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers
July 27, 200618 yr but Letterman thinks its ok to make fun of the Irish, Italian, etc.... That's because the Irish are a bunch of drunk, brawling leprechauns.
July 27, 200618 yr With regard to this issue, I am of one mind, and one mind only: I wanna know where the gold at.
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