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I wasn't feeling well so I played it up to get my granny to cook for me.  It worked, she made oxtails!

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Hot!  Now go post your d@mn photo in the Guess the Neighborhood thread.  You're welcome, by the way, you ungrateful sod.

His skull cap matches his pillows. That's definitely something MTS would do. I'm sold.

His skull cap matches his pillows. That's definitely something MTS would do. I'm sold.

 

Fendi and Versace don't really mix, but thanks! :P

His skull cap matches his pillows. That's definitely something MTS would do. I'm sold.

 

I know ... that's so gay.

From last month:

 

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Damn Riverviewer, I was wondering where the hell you were ... now I know. Thanks man, and good to have you back!

Just so you queens will stop bitchin' :P

 

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I wasn't feeling well so I played it up to get my granny to cook for me. It worked, she made oxtails!

 

You are not black! You look more ethiopian.

I know ... that's so gay.

 

HATER!

 

You are not black! You look more ethiopian.

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You are so lucky I cannot say (type) what I really want to say.  Damn Gringo!

MTS,  I can't believe you would work your own Grandmother like that!  Your character, it seems, matches your swarthy looks. 

 

J/K

MTS,  I can't believe you would work your own Grandmother like that!  Your character, it seems, matches your swarthy looks. 

 

J/K

 

My granny loves to cook, especialy for me!  I'm the unmarried 42 y/o grand child and i'm the one that comes to visit them and take them places  I got them hooked on table 45.  That day I wasn't feeling well she told him father to bring me to their house so she could make sure I was taken care of.....so I worked it!

 

When my grandparents come to visit me in NYC my granny actually cooks and freezes meals for me.  I always cry, moan and whine a day or two before they are scheduled to leave and she tells my grandfather they're going to stay longer.  Works every time!  :angel:

 

I wish they could live with me!  My fathers parents are hoot!

Well good for you! You are very lucky to have Grandparents at such an advanced age. 

I just bought some Ox tail for the kids to try. They keep asking me when I'm gonna make them.

Well good for you! You are very lucky to have Grandparents at such an advanced age. 

 

Yeah, I'm blessed that all four are still alive.

never knew the grandfathers, but i still have the grandmas....both having health issues now though

I just bought some Ox tail for the kids to try. They keep asking me when I'm gonna make them.

 

I love me some oxtails!  Lima beans, collar greens, fried corn, home made mashed potatoes or if she cooks rice, throw some chit'lins in there.  It would on and poppin'!

Chit'lins are gross. A few of my mom's black friends have tried to get me to eat 'em, I said no way, they're gross. Black women always say "That's because you haven't tried MINE" lol. You can sprinkle whatever you want on pig intestines, they're disgusting period!

How about turkey necks?  I gave them a try but come on...it tastes like you're eating turkey off a handful of toothpicks. 

Chit'lins are gross. A few of my mom's black friends have tried to get me to eat 'em, I said no way, they're gross. Black women always say "That's because you haven't tried MINE" lol. You can sprinkle whatever you want on pig intestines, they're disgusting period!

 

Shhot.  You don't know what you are missin'!  Black and spanish people it everything on a pig from the rooter to the tooter! 

 

OK and you want to get with a Latina.  You better learn to love some chit'lins.

How about turkey necks?  I gave them a try but come on...it tastes like you're eating turkey off a handful of toothpicks. 

 

LMAO!  Yeah chicken/Turkey necks can be dangerous.  My mom usually uses them in gravy.

HAHAHA, the bf just said you look like Usher, MTS...what now!?!

HAHAHA, the bf just said you look like Usher, MTS...what now!?!

 

ewww.  Usher is not cute, in any form or fashion.  He looks like monkey and he's two feet tall.  I'm offended. :|

I have an idea for a new thread.

 

Random Discussions with MTS

I have an idea for a new thread.

 

Random Discussions with MTS

 

HAHAHAHA, I love it.  I'm always amazed at how many he can keep going at any one moment. 

 

Here's the latest of the bf and I:

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****Notice the Cincinnati Transit Map shirt.  I love sporting that thing.

I have an idea for a new thread.

 

Random Discussions with MTS

 

Subtitled "What's the 4-1-1 bitches?" 

MTS, why did you take the photo down? I wasn't done fawning over it. lol. I am kidding, well sort of.  :-D

 

I have an idea for a new thread.

 

Random Discussions with MTS

 

Subtitled "What's the 4-1-1 bitches?" 

 

Do it.

MTS, why did you take the photo down? I wasn't done fawning over it. lol. I am kidding, well sort of.  ;D

 

I hate being photographed.  and you're like 15 or something.  :|

 

 

I don't like being photographed either. And I am 18 (19 in two months, lol).

I don't like being photographed either. And I am 18 (19 in two months, lol).

 

You're just a baby!

And your over-the-hill!

 

You  made me say it.

And your over-the-hill!

 

You  made me say it.

 

Oh no this trick didn't?!

Okay, can we PLEASE steer this back onto the pavement?

 

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Okay, can we PLEASE steer this back onto the pavement?

 

UrbanOhio.com > General Discussions > Urbanbar > Topic: Show a pic of yourself!

humph....you used to be one of us.  ::)

Yeah, and I used to piss off moderators back then, too.

 

So simmer...down...nah!

The Donna Summer reference was always one of the best in that SNL bit.

Me at Riverside Park in Tulsa, OK.

Are those otters?  :?  What is that?

North American River Otters, to be exact.

Tulsa.  C'est une ville très étrange.

Tulsa.  C'est une ville très étrange.

 

Strange indeed!

Tulsa. C'est une ville très étrange.

 

Thats an understatement! Atleast you didn't have to listen to Neo-Con/Christian Radio the entire time there! lol

Otters!!!!  I love those rascals.  Maybe i could request to be one in my next life?

Otters!!!! I love those rascals. Maybe i could request to be one in my next life?

 

Me too, I think they're so cute. Although I would want to come back as a person, if at all possible.

  • 3 weeks later...

I just got dialysis on my eyes and they gave me some sweet glasses to wear for a few hours.  Check these kickers out:

 

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I ran into 5 old friends on the way to school too.  The first three friends I decided not to wear the shades for and I'm pretty sure they thought I was on heroine as a result.  My pupils are massive.

 

I have to get glasses too...I'll share them when they arrive in a couple of days.

Those specs are gangster

Child could those glasses be any bigger??

 

Those specs are gangster

Those were not gangster.  Gay - yes.  Gangster - no.

 

 

Child could those glasses be any bigger??

 

Those specs are gangster

Those were not gangster.   Gay - yes. Gangster - no.

 

 

Sadly, when my parents came into town this spring, my dad was sporting the giant wraparound / tron-master 5000's. He just had cataract surgery, so I mentioned how he probably couldn't wait until he could toss those monstrosities.

 

He came back with the quintissentially old-timer response of "no, I'm keeping them. They're practical". Even my mom chimed in "Yeah, now I have a pair, too!"

 

Oy vey. When did they become ooooooold??

 

 

I just got dialysis on my eyes and they gave me some sweet glasses to wear for a few hours. Check these kickers out:

 

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I ran into 5 old friends on the way to school too. The first three friends I decided not to wear the shades for and I'm pretty sure they thought I was on heroine as a result. My pupils are massive.

 

I have to get glasses too...I'll share them when they arrive in a couple of days.

 

Get some Oakley Razorblade wraparounds to help you recover.

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