Posted September 20, 200618 yr I was just the victim of one of the most bizarre pranks I've ever seen. It happened about 20 minutes ago. :whip: I'll post the email I sent to my fraternity: I thought I'd just warn everyone that people are out pranking this week. I was the target of one such prank. Someone smeared shit (I'm assuming human feces) on the outside of my bedroom door with what looks like their bare hands. You can see marks from the fingers and everything. The worst part about it is that I was actually inside my bedroom when this happened. Whoever did this managed to be so stealth that I didn't even notice the front door opening (and our door is usually loud as hell). I searched our house and yard and saw no sign that anyone was even there. Nothing else was touched but my door. It's just fucking ridiculous that someone would look for a piece of fresh, corn-laden poop, walk into a frat annex, and smear it on my door. That takes a lot of balls or just a completely warped sense of humor. Yeah, they got me good, but they also got poop on their hands in the process. I'm assuming this was a fraternity related prank since it's rush week. So just a warning- someone is probably targeting SigEps and smearing poop on their doors. -a very pissed off Calvin If anyone knows who did this, I'd love to get some good old-fashioned, Jewish-Catholic REVENGE
September 20, 200618 yr The application of the old vaseline doorknob was similarly problematic. >old-fashioned, Jewish-Catholic REVENGE We had giant wood classroom doors at my catholic gradeschool, one of my uncles took the pins out of the hinges during lunch break and the falling door almost killed one of the nuns.
September 20, 200618 yr You crackers are all trash. Nasty things. No wonder black folks have BET. "You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers
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