PS - I just got my gay card taken away AGAIN for not showering in four days and having black grease on my arm from two days ago to prove it.  Whoops, it happens.  My boyfriend still likes me, so whatever.

 

Mayday already knows I suck at being gay when he saw that I packed just a backpack for a four day vacation in Cleveland last summer.  HAHA.

Four days without a shower? Thats gross regardless of any orientation.

Why does this forum attract such a high number of homosexuals? Is it the architecture? The politics? I always wondered that.

 

I'm here because Cincinnati is the most glorious city in the US.  Columbus is pretty cool too....and Cleveland has MayDay.

 

^^^Sorry for playing favorites MTS, maybe you should "Show a pic of yourself"

 

I have sweetie.

Why does this forum attract such a high number of homosexuals? Is it the architecture? The politics? I always wondered that.

 

 

I'm here because Cincinnati is the most glorious city in the US.  Columbus is pretty cool too....and Cleveland has MayDay.

 

^^^Sorry for playing favorites MTS, maybe you should "Show a pic of yourself"

 

I have sweetie.

 

 

***damn, and I thought I went through every page.  Where you at, sweet thang?

 

***damn, and I thought I went through every page.  Where you at, sweet thang?

You flatter me so!  LMAO!

Those pictures aren't you. You looked white in that surfing picture. You should hold up a sign that says "MTS" handwritten on a piece of paper and take a picture of it, to remove doubt.

Those pictures aren't you. You looked white in that surfing picture. You should hold up a sign that says "MTS" handwritten on a piece of paper and take a picture of it, to remove doubt.

 

Honey I'm FAR from white.  I'm light but not white. 

 

What is this?  Third grade?

Prove it.

Just sayin

HAHA, MTS, I'm working my ass off over on the Guess the Neighborhood thread to win against David so you can post your pic...where the hell are you?

I hate being photographed.  There was a picture of me in my obama thread.  You whippersnappers are suppose to have good vision!

MTS, I just got you the win.  Suck it, David (with love)

Gay, and with a great boyfriend!

 

Well rub it in why don'tcha!    :whip:

 

Awwwwww Hugz!

Suck it, David (with love)

 

HAHAHAHAHA!  Love it. 

 

PS - I just took a shower.

HAHAHAHAHA!  Love it. 

 

PS - I just took a shower.

 

...with Walgreens soap and Pert Happy Medium Shampoo...

What more do you want?

...with Walgreens soap and Pert Happy Medium Shampoo...

What more do you want?

 

Straight guys don't bother with conditioner. If they do, it's usually one of those 2-in-1 shampoo/conditioner combos.

Straight guys don't bother with conditioner. If they do, it's usually one of those 2-in-1 shampoo/conditioner combos.

well you need to upgrade.  Just not with Pert.  :|  A good hair product line will do you wonders!

 

Do we have to QueerEye this place?!

I barely have any hair. I use oil of olay facial scrub and a face moisturizer. I'm good.

I use a hemp-based soap with no artificial ingredients or colors, hemp-based shampoo and conditioner.

I barely have any hair. I use oil of olay facial scrub and a face moisturizer. I'm good.

 

Jesus, please don't ever bring up Queer Eye again.  I got so much hassle after that show came out...I DO NOT F-CKING CARE IF YOU SHOES MATCH YOUR SHIRT!  I loved Jai though, partly because he really had no reason to be on the show.  "Culture" Guy?  But also because he is drop dead gorgeous. 

 

I'll stick with my Pert because the gentle green color of the bottle soothes me. 

 

HAHAHA, and my boyfriend just said you were hot, MTS, so I dumped my bottle of water on him.  I have my eye on you two.

 

PS - WTF is a moisturizer?  I've heard of it, but I have no clue what it does.

Jesus, please don't ever bring up Queer Eye again.  I got so much hassle after that show came out...I DO NOT F-CKING CARE IF YOU SHOES MATCH YOUR SHIRT!  I loved Jai though, partly because he really had no reason to be on the show.  "Culture" Guy?  But also because he is drop dead gorgeous. 

 

Yeah make up does that for you.  SHE really isn't that cute in person.  damn jibaro!  ::)  How can you NOT care if your clothes coordinate?  Or not know what's in style.  It's in our genes!  It's our sixth sense.

 

I'll stick with my Pert because the gentle green color of the bottle soothes me.

Laaaaaaaaaaawd!  Somebody check this bitches membership card, now!

 

HAHAHA, and my boyfriend just said you were hot, MTS, so I dumped my bottle of water on him.  I have my eye on you two.

NO, I'm not.  I'm Just a regular dude.  The picture is now going "bye-bye" ugh.  This is why I've always hated photos, people judge you on the way you look not the what you know or the content of your character.  Does everyone have a damn boyfriend/partner but me?

 

PS - WTF is a moisturizer?  I've heard of it, but I have no clue what it does.

whippersnapper!  Say that at 35!  ::)

I'll stick with my Pert because the gentle green color of the bottle soothes me.

Laaaaaaaaaaawd! Somebody check this bitches membership card, now!

 

 

I told you, it's been revoked numerous times already. 

Does everyone have a damn boyfriend/partner but me?

 

I bought an electric blanket instead. It never comes home stoned/drunk or yells at me, and I always know where it is when I go to bed. :roll:

I bought an electric blanket instead. It never comes home stoned/drunk or yells at me, and I always know where it is when I go to bed. ::)

Smart man!

 

PS - WTF is a moisturizer?  I've heard of it, but I have no clue what it does.

 

 

If you don't know what it does then you probably don't need it. I can't take a shower without my skin being dryer than a mother___er.

 

Maybe these posts should be moved to the "Are you a metrosexual?" thread.

 

Does everyone have a damn boyfriend/partner but me?

 

I bought an electric blanket instead. It never comes home stoned/drunk or yells at me, and I always know where it is when I go to bed. :roll:

 

I bet it sucks being gay and living in a small metro. Everyone you date probably has an ex who is your ex or is friends with your ex or some other stuff that would probably create drama.

 

Makes me glad to be straight  :-D

Maybe these posts should be moved to the "Are you a metrosexual?" thread.

I agree with the ashy one.  LOL

Pert? Oil of Olay? Next someone's gonna admit to using White Rain...

 

For skin's sake, please:  <a href="http://www.anthony.com">Anthony Logistics for Men</a> Orange Face Scrub

 

<a href="http://www.theartofshaving.com">The Art of Shaving</a> Lavender Pre-Shave Oil, and Shaving Cream

 

<a href="http://www.origins.com">Origins</a> - The Eye Doctor moisturizer, and Save the Males multipurpose moisturizer

 

And, use your holiday Visa/MC or Beachwood Place gift card to treat yourself to a Royal Shave at The Art of Shaving Barber Spa:

 

http://www.theartofshaving.com/taos6/popup-barber-spa.php

wow, missed all this gay talk on here.  I've said it before and I will say it again.  Urban Ohio Gay Meet.  We can check out the gayborhood of the place and enjoy the night.  all are welcome but it will strictly be gay themed. 

Lawd...this thread is like one big "outfest"!  lol

Lawd...this thread is like one big "outfest"!  lol

 

i've been out on urban ohio for a while now.  I had to come out to my friends and family first.  then came urban ohio.

is there any way to change your vote?  We need more lesbians. 

If you don't know what it does then you probably don't need it. I can't take a shower without my skin being dryer than a mother___er.

 

Maybe you're taking too many showers. Try cutting back to every four days or so.  :-D

 

Seriously, didn't you mention something earlier about having a thyroid condition? That can cause dry skin.

 

I bet it sucks being gay and living in a small metro. Everyone you date probably has an ex who is your ex or is friends with your ex or some other stuff that would probably create drama.

 

Makes me glad to be straight  :-D

 

Ha! One of my brothers is twice-divorced. By comparison with his life and the lives of some straight friends and former co-workers, my life is sorely lacking in drama.

 

I dated a couple of drama queens early on, when I was a newbie on the scene. I soon learned to spot those a mile away.

 

The solution is to only date people who don't live here. There's always Craigslist (JK! JK! JK!)  :-o

wow, missed all this gay talk on here.  I've said it before and I will say it again.  Urban Ohio Gay Meet ...  all are welcome but it will strictly be gay themed. 

 

Never been to an Urbanohio meet, have you?  :laugh:

wow, missed all this gay talk on here.  I've said it before and I will say it again.  Urban Ohio Gay Meet ...  all are welcome but it will strictly be gay themed. 

 

Never been to an Urbanohio meet, have you?  :laugh:

 

ha.  only been to one and they came out of the woodwork.  we need more of this. 

Does everyone have a damn boyfriend/partner but me?

 

I bought an electric blanket instead. It never comes home stoned/drunk or yells at me, and I always know where it is when I go to bed. :roll:

 

That's a good point. I can't imagine having the following conversation with an electric blanket:

 

Setting - the Cleveland Museum of Art's 'Artistic Luxury' exhibit - specifically in front of a gorgeous Fabergé egg

 

Me: "Oh look, this one's on loan from 'His Serene Highness, Prince Albert II of Monaco".

S.O.: "That's cool - it used to be Princess Grace's favorite".

Me: "Hmm, why don't you ever refer to ME as "Your Serene Highness"?!?

S.O.: (matter-of-factly but with an angelic smirk) "Probably because you're NEVER 'serene'".

Me:  :x

 

Pert? Oil of Olay? Next someone's gonna admit to using White Rain...

 

For skin's sake, please:  <a href="http://www.anthony.com">Anthony Logistics for Men</a> Orange Face Scrub

 

<a href="http://www.theartofshaving.com">The Art of Shaving</a> Lavender Pre-Shave Oil, and Shaving Cream

 

<a href="http://www.origins.com">Origins</a> - The Eye Doctor moisturizer, and Save the Males multipurpose moisturizer

 

And, use your holiday Visa/MC or Beachwood Place gift card to treat yourself to a Royal Shave at The Art of Shaving Barber Spa:

 

http://www.theartofshaving.com/taos6/popup-barber-spa.php

 

Jesus, what the hell are you talking about?  Are all these at Walgreens?  Do they come in bulk?

 

To make you all happy, I mentioned my lack of moisturizer knowledge to the BF this morning and he instantly whipped out some Ponds crap and shoved it on my face.  Now, apparently, I'm less "ashy."  Whatever.

 

 

Does everyone have a damn boyfriend/partner but me?

 

I bought an electric blanket instead. It never comes home stoned/drunk or yells at me, and I always know where it is when I go to bed. :roll:

 

That's a good point. I can't imagine having the following conversation with an electric blanket:

 

Setting - the Cleveland Museum of Art's 'Artistic Luxury' exhibit - specifically in front of a gorgeous Fabergé egg

 

Me: "Oh look, this one's on loan from 'His Serene Highness, Prince Albert II of Monaco".

S.O.: "That's cool - it used to be Princess Grace's favorite".

Me: "Hmm, why don't you ever refer to ME as "Your Serene Highness"?!?

S.O.: (matter-of-factly but with an angelic smirk) "Probably because you're NEVER 'serene'".

Me:  :x

 

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, the S.O. made a good call.  God bless him.

wow, missed all this gay talk on here. I've said it before and I will say it again. Urban Ohio Gay Meet. We can check out the gayborhood of the place and enjoy the night. all are welcome but it will strictly be gay themed.

 

Shirts, optional.

 

 

(oddly enough, Googling "gay meet" brings up a lot of Obama photos...)

 

Jake Gyllenhaal, Brett Favre, and....

^None of whom are on the forum, so wishful thinking kids :laugh:

That's a good point. I can't imagine having the following conversation with an electric blanket:

 

Setting - the Cleveland Museum of Art's 'Artistic Luxury' exhibit - specifically in front of a gorgeous Fabergé egg

 

Me: "Oh look, this one's on loan from 'His Serene Highness, Prince Albert II of Monaco".

S.O.: "That's cool - it used to be Princess Grace's favorite".

Me: "Hmm, why don't you ever refer to ME as "Your Serene Highness"?!?

S.O.: (matter-of-factly but with an angelic smirk) "Probably because you're NEVER 'serene'".

Me:  :x

 

The following is a synthesis of interactions from various occasions, involving various Significant Others; it is not a real event, and is not meant to cast aspersions upon the reputation of any persons living or dead.</i>

 

Me: Just look at that beautiful bridge! :-o  It was designed by local county engineers and completed in 1917, with a lower deck that carried streetcars on four tracks until 1954. It's an engineering landmark, and still solid as a rock after all those years and all that traffic! I love how that massive steel center span seems to soar when you approach it on the street! :-)

 

S.O.:  :roll: Can we go now? I'm bored and I have to go to the bathroom.  :x

You're talking about the Detroit Superior Bridge, aren't you? :wink:

bump.  Hopefully more women have joined

Stop bumping these old @ss threads. Jeez. Is this some secret marketing focus group for Time Warner or something?  :lol:

Mytwosense is just trying to recruit.  The toaster oven giveaways just don't work anymore.

Mytwosense is just trying to recruit.  The toaster oven giveaways just don't work anymore.

 

I have sweaters older than you!  Hush!

wow----you can still wear sweaters from when you were seven?  I am impressed!