And the canadians think we are a bunch of Ignorant buffoons:

 

http://www.flyedmonton.com/default.asp?mn=1.67.71

Dear sir or madam:

 

Have you guys ever looked at a map before? http://www.flyedmonton.com/default.asp?mn=1.67.71

 

Somehow the fair city of Chicago, has been moved to Ohio and placed roughly where present day Toledo, OH is. Maybe this is some type of alternative map to what may have happened had the Toledo War actually been fought and not resolved by the US Government.

 

Furthermore I don't even want to know what happened to the Great Lakes and the fair state of Michigan. Apparently, we've turned back the clock a few million years before the glaciers carved out the largest freshwater lake system in the world.

 

Seriously, was this map based off of an original Lewis and Clark Expedition Survey? Sacajawea could have done a better job.

 

Yours Superiorly,

 

The Ignorant American.

wow, kentucky and virginia are one state, florida has no panhandle, and michigan looks like a tumor. 

No bangers and biscuits for you, Nigel.

 

No back bacon and poutain for you, Angus.

Don't forget the fact that Minneapolis is now in Wisconsin and Las Vegas is in California.  :-D

Dear sir or madam:

 

Have you guys ever looked at a map before? http://www.flyedmonton.com/default.asp?mn=1.67.71

 

Somehow the fair city of Chicago, has been moved to Ohio and placed roughly where present day Toledo, OH is. Maybe this is some type of alternative map to what may have happened had the Toledo War actually been fought and not resolved by the US Government.

 

Furthermore I don't even want to know what happened to the Great Lakes and the fair state of Michigan. Apparently, we've turned back the clock a few million years before the glaciers carved out the largest freshwater lake system in the world.

 

Seriously, was this map based off of an original Lewis and Clark Expedition Survey? Sacajawea could have done a better job.

 

Yours Superiorly,

 

The Ignorant American.

 

 

lol! there is only one letter to ever write to canada:

 

 

dear canada,

 

thank you for guarding our natural resources so well again this year.

 

yours truly,

the ugly americans

 

It looks like someone used the Trace Bitmap feature of Flash instead of doing actual work. 

Maybe I didn't zoom in close enough, but it appears as if almost Michigan has Chicago.  But then again what the hell is Michigan on that map.

...and michigan looks like a tumor. 

 

Correction: Michigan is a tumor.

 

And the canadians think we are a bunch of Ignorant buffoons:

 

http://www.flyedmonton.com/default.asp?mn=1.67.71

 

Why and how on earth did you find that?  You're going to Edmonton?!?!?

To be fair to Canada, there is no geography requirement in 13th grade.

And also, it is Canada, afterall...

 

America's Hat.

To be fair to Canada, there is no geography requirement in 13th grade.

 

Clearly you aren't canadian enough, First, its "Grade 13". Second it was called "OAC", Third, it was abolished by the Provincial Government in the early 2000s.

And also, it is Canada, afterall...

 

America's Hat.

 

I believe the new preferred term is "Cold Mexico"

To be fair to Canada, there is no geography requirement in 13th grade.

 

Clearly you aren't canadian enough, First, its "Grade 13". Second it was called "OAC", Third, it was abolished by the Provincial Government in the early 2000s.

 

Provincial indeed.

To be fair to Canada, there is no geography requirement in 13th grade.

 

Clearly you aren't canadian enough, First, its "Grade 13". Second it was called "OAC", Third, it was abolished by the Provincial Government in the early 2000s.

 

Quick, Pope, turn on channel 9. The DeGrassi Jr. Marathon just started, including the never-before-seen episode in which guest star Don Cherry molests Dudley.

^no dood aboot it!

Maui somehow ended up in Japon.

No panhandle on Florida...hahahaahaa this map is extremely humorous/depressing at the same time.  How could anyone get it that wrong?!?!?!?!  Its almost as if they tried to eff it up.

I like the cities that move

Maui somehow ended up in Japon.

 

Yeah, that was best part of the map. Maui looks to about in the area of Kyoto. Jesus, f'n hosers.

If you start clicking on the "destination cities" drop down, you get even more misplaced cities. Click on any city via Minneapolis and you find out that Detroit has been relocated to upstate New York. Or click on anywhere via Las Vegas to discover that Pittsburgh has migrated several hundred miles east to become a new suburb of Philly.

 

When they get the Cleveland to Port Stanley ferry up and going, I wonder where you'll end up? I'm hoping for the Caribbean! :cool2:

Man, it will be nice to have chicago only three hours north of cincinnati

So Toledo would be the Gary, IN of Chicago?

Hold on, the Canadian Parliament has a statement to make....

 

 

 

 

TAKE OFF EH!

hey ill trade chicago for toledo.  what would illinois look like then?!?

^or i guess toledo for chicago.....well you all know what i mean. 

dad, bob broke your beer!

 

no, way, take off you hoser!

So Toledo would be the Gary, IN of Chicago?

 

I suppose, though what would that make Oregon, OH?...the "Gary of Gary," "Gary Junior," "Jersey"?

 

Oh wait, Ohio is already the lower New Jersey of Michigan!  :lol:

 

And Michigan looks like New Jersey Superior.

 

Rhode Island is calling you C-Dawg.

Its almost as if they tried to eff it up.

 

Agreed, this has to be a big joke.