Posted May 16, 200718 yr this was so funny to me. http://gawker.com/news/clips/times-square-still-extremely-unsafe-for-children-260660.php the remix version: I seriously hope the kid is ok and I think the parents should be kicked for not holding on to the child. That particular area is VERY busy with people transfering from the shuttle, N, R,Q, 2,3 & 9 trains.
May 17, 200718 yr Too funny, where was the mother when the todler started to trek out onto the floor?
May 17, 200718 yr ^Little known fact: toddlers seldom give mom and dad a heads-up before they break away into the path of a speeding breakdancer. What's astonishing is how well toddlers land. They have an almost cat-like cracked-skull avoidance mechanism. You can see it in this video. A month or so ago at the park, my 18 month-old girl got in the path of a 10 year-old running to intercept a football and got laid out HARD on the concrete. My first instinct was to pick her up and feel her hair for blood or worse. Nothing. Not even a bump. Amazing.
May 18, 200718 yr ^Little known fact: toddlers seldom give mom and dad a heads-up before they break away into the path of a speeding breakdancer. another little know fact to the parents: times square station is....f'in chaotic. but yeah the lucky thing here is that wee little kids are rubber.
May 18, 200718 yr ^ True. Any responsible parent FedExes their kids ahead to the next intended destination.
May 18, 200718 yr ^ but just to be extra safe, insure those packages and use lots of pink peanuts in the box.
May 18, 200718 yr I don't like kids. I'm adopting at 18. Edit: Actually..nevermind. At least you can give a 2 year old a popsicle and he'll shut the hell up. 18 year olds want you to pay cell phone bills and car insurance and all that nonsense. I kinda feel bad about re-watching that video over and over to see the kid getting kicked in the face; is that bad?
May 18, 200718 yr I'm not the biggest fan of children either - I mean, I went out and *bought* 'Mommie Dearest' on DVD. :whip: Plus, my mom cursed me - she said "one day, I hope you grow up and have kids just like you.". So the idea of a mini-Me who's just as much of a smart@ss as I am? Oh noooo... clevelandskyscrapers.com Cleveland Skyscrapers on Instagram
May 18, 200718 yr oh MayDay please! Just give in! I think you would be a great parent. Hell, if KOOW has reproduced and the children have not been legally removed from his home, how difficult can it be?? I'll send you copies of the adoption information I have.....future "daddy dearest"! :wink:
May 18, 200718 yr I don't like kids. I'm adopting at 18. Otherwise known as a "girlfriend." At least you can give a 2 year old a popsicle and he'll shut the hell up. 18 year olds want you to pay cell phone bills and car insurance and all that nonsense. Great thing about adopting at 18, they give you any flack and you can kick 'em out. I kinda feel bad about re-watching that video over and over to see the kid getting kicked in the face; is that bad? No worse than watching the Zapruder film frame by frame. I, for one, am a proponent of the lone dancer theory.
May 19, 200718 yr oh MayDay please! Just give in! I think you would be a great parent. Hell, if KOOW has reproduced and the children have not been legally removed from his home, how difficult can it be?? I make everything look easy.
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