July 7, 200717 yr Last line of the Dax clip: "She's going to be my girlfriend - I know it." After the camera stopped, I really hope that wasn't followed up with, "Or else!" :laugh: so true. These can't be real.
July 7, 200717 yr Girls that shop in excess tend to be dumber and more superficial so I can kinda see where hes coming from but he could have said it in a way thats not so corny.
July 7, 200717 yr It wont be the first time. The kids seem autistic or something. I just don't see it.
July 7, 200717 yr It's fake as a rubber snake. What's ridiculous today is that people are doing all this stuff just for the camera since there's a much greater audience for it on youtube, myspace, etc. It sort of makes everything from before 2005 a lot more authentic, even if it was done as a joke since public access was the highest height any no-budget effort could achieve. And I'm pretty sure video art has been killed by youtube but I haven't been quite keeping up with the scene so I can't say that for sure. In the 90's when it gained popularity there was still a fascination with simply seeing anything on a screen that wasn't Hollyood but now anyone who can draw a face on a sock and put their hand in it can make a greater cultural impact. A proto-youtube piece from 1972:
July 7, 200717 yr I agree it's probably fake, but I don't second-guess its brilliance. It's definitely performance Art with a capital "A". He takes that little geek gene in all of us and Frankenstein's it out. Daxflame is to Napoleon Dynamite as Bang Bus is to Skin-a-max.
July 16, 200717 yr Wow, never thought I'd see Bang Bus referenced on UO. Bravo! :wink: I'm most surprised it was referenced by me and not C-dawg.
July 16, 200717 yr Well frankly I'm about as surprised to see "Dating" mentioned on this site. What's next? Beekeeping? Hang Gliding? A Jethro Tull thread?
July 16, 200717 yr Well frankly I'm about as surprised to see "Dating" mentioned on this site. What's next? Beekeeping? Hang Gliding? A Jethro Tull thread? well probably more of us know who jetrho tull is, rather than what a girl is.
July 16, 200717 yr Well frankly I'm about as surprised to see "Dating" mentioned on this site. What's next? Beekeeping? Hang Gliding? A Jethro Tull thread? The feminist movement attributed to the crime rate in Columbus?
July 17, 200717 yr well probably more of us know who jetrho tull is, rather than what a girl is. Of course we do. I'd venture that most of "us" can spot a drag queen quicker than most straight guys can. :roll: :-D Edit: I meant to say, "Of course we know what a girl is."
July 17, 200717 yr Well, that cleared everything up for me! clevelandskyscrapers.com Cleveland Skyscrapers on Instagram
July 17, 200717 yr Things I've learned through partying are pretty sad, but generally true. You see a lot of stuff when you are the sober one around a bunch of drunk people too. :evil: One thing that I've noticed that you didn't mention is that if women perceive that others are attracted to you, they are more likely to be attracted themselves. If anything, it's even more true than it with guys. Even when they tend to follow the clue. A female friend of mine (she's with a male friend I actually know better so it's not "like that") said something suprising in conversation the other day. I've always believed that if a woman complains about her relationship problems to you, you're not likely to ever be more than "just a friend". She claims the reverse is true, that it's even more likely. This ties into what you're saying.
July 17, 200717 yr That's a woman's way of indirectly giving a signal that she's available (or soon to be), and she's putting out feelers to see if you're interested in return. You learn a lot (a lot) about women when they realize you're not ever going to hit on them. clevelandskyscrapers.com Cleveland Skyscrapers on Instagram
July 17, 200717 yr Thank goodness I'm gay and live in Cleveland. I, like koow, am speechless and stunned.
July 17, 200717 yr ^^ Particularly once you've made it into that inner sanctum ... the women's restroom. If you get invited into a women's restroom, you can be pretty sure that you're going to hear the most honest relationship perspectives imaginable ... from women ... often ... for the rest of your life. Gay men know all ... well, except what the hell other gay men are thinking.
July 17, 200717 yr Women don't put as much of an emphasis on looks as you think. They also care about other things (like money). A guy could be a 7 but if he's sititng in a porsche he suddenly becomes a 10.
July 17, 200717 yr Thank goodness I'm gay and live in Cleveland. I, like koow, am speechless and stunned. And I'm sure the gay dating scene is 100% straight-forward and headgame-free, so to speak.
July 17, 200717 yr ^^^ Depends on the woman. I know plenty of women who would either laugh or vomit if they saw a 7 driving a Porsche around. Actually, I know plenty of women who would laugh ro vomit at a 10 driving a Porsche around.
July 17, 200717 yr ^^ Particularly once you've made it into that inner sanctum ... the women's restroom. If you get invited into a women's restroom, you can be pretty sure that you're going to hear the most honest relationship perspectives imaginable ... the women's restroom and the Shoe store....don't forget the shoe store/department. Women don't put as much of an emphasis on looks as you think. They also care about other things (like money). A guy could be a 7 but if he's sititng in a porsche he suddenly becomes a 10. That is way to easy and not true cause he could be sitting on someone else car or it could be a rental. Thank goodness I'm gay and live in Cleveland. I, like koow, am speechless and stunned. And I'm sure the gay dating scene is 100% straight-forward and headgame-free, so to speak. Oh please....
July 17, 200717 yr ^^^ Depends on the woman. I know plenty of women who would either laugh or vomit if they saw a 7 driving a Porsche around. Actually, I know plenty of women who would laugh ro vomit at a 10 driving a Porsche around. LOL if I had dime for every time I've heard a girl brag about the kind of car the guy that she's dating is driving...I'd be rich. I've also seen MANY women stay in relationships and marriages because they're so accustomed to a great lifestyle that they're comfortable with.
July 17, 200717 yr LOL if I had dime for every time I've heard a girl brag about the kind of car the guy that she's dating is driving...I'd be rich. I've also seen MANY women stay in relationships and marriages because they're so accustomed to a great lifestyle that they're comfortable with. I'm sure it goes both ways. why do you think we have so many suburbanites living above their means trying to keep up with the Jones'. Trust me they aren't comfortable, they are FRONTIN'.
July 17, 200717 yr That's a woman's way of indirectly giving a signal that she's available (or soon to be), and she's putting out feelers to see if you're interested in return. You learn a lot (a lot) about women when they realize you're not ever going to hit on them. When you're the one that she may need later on to help chase a creep away, you learn a few things about how "creep" is defined. 8-)
July 17, 200717 yr -most young women want men to shave their chests. Wrong. -in the younger generation, alcohol/coke/weed/prescription drugs are the backbone of the mating game. Have something at your place. That's why I always have my Elvis: Live in Las Vegas box set cued up.
July 17, 200717 yr -most young women want men to shave their chests. Wrong. -in the younger generation, alcohol/coke/weed/prescription drugs are the backbone of the mating game. Have something at your place. That's why I always have my Elvis: Live in Las Vegas box set cued up. ugh! Chest Hair! Elvis? WTF?!
July 17, 200717 yr ^You leave the taint out of this. Unless that's what the girls in Athens go for...
July 17, 200717 yr I think I'm going to start going to bars, parties, and pot-smoking events so I can pick up some chicks. Hot damn! Who knew that intellect, common-interests, and hobbies had become so old fashioned :P
July 17, 200717 yr All i can say is you young whippersnappers have a lot to learn about dating/courting!
July 17, 200717 yr Things I've learned through partying are pretty sad, but generally true. [ ... ] [ ... ] [ ... ] Ewwww! :weird: And I'm sure the gay dating scene is 100% straight-forward and headgame-free, so to speak. :roll:
July 17, 200717 yr I didn't have good enough grades to go to OU out of high school. Maybe I'll be able to motivate my kids to get good grades by telling them about Athens; if things there are still like that in 25-30 years.
July 17, 200717 yr ^ ^ But weren't you the one who was actively seeking or starting crimes? Maybe there is a correlation... :P Athens is a great city with a great school, and has great women and men. Many there choose not to partake in alcohol, drugs, partying, etc. and I commend them for that. It's a shame we have a few that choose to make a name for themselves in the worst possible manner. :P
July 17, 200717 yr The problem with the party scene in college is its a TOTAL SAUSAGE FEST. Why do you think clubs let girls in right away while guys stand in line forever in the freezing cold waiting to get in dance clubs? Guys go right to the club chasing after girls when the "fellatio ratio" is far from being right. You see all these lame dudes coming up from behind girls; grinding on 'em. It looks like something off of the discovery channel. #$%! the clubs. I just go to dance.
July 17, 200717 yr LOL! This thread is great! I have learned a few things of my own... 1. Girls don't really like poetry. Somebody made that up. 2. The Internet is useless to the world of dating. All I want when I talk to a girl is her phone number. Don't give me your myspace or e-mail address. 3. If you have the body of a road cyclist, it's probably best not to shave your chest because you'll look like a toddler on the beach. That's even more disturbing. 4. You can date anyone as long as you don't act like you're scared or a pushover when you go up to her. I don't believe in that "leagues" concept. The key is being attractive holistically. 5. The friend zone might as well be Hell. You're not getting out of there.
July 18, 200717 yr 3. If you have the body of a road cyclist, it's probably best not to shave your chest because you'll look like a toddler on the beach. That's even more disturbing. HEY!!! So not true :P I'm a roadie and my chest is shaved. And I don't look like a toddler. Just a 120 lb. teenager who is 22 years old :P
July 18, 200717 yr Athens has worse morals than Atlantic City. why is that everything involving c-dawg's life has to be a superlative? Largest warehouse district in toledo best preserved warehouse district in toledo most lebanese in toledo best underground hip-hop in toledo most std's in athens most douchebags in toledo most hate crimes committed by c-dawg in athens most not nearly as good as anywhere c-dawg has lived in every other city on the face of the earth.
July 18, 200717 yr 3. If you have the body of a road cyclist, it's probably best not to shave your chest because you'll look like a toddler on the beach. That's even more disturbing. HEY!!! So not true :P I'm a roadie and my chest is shaved. And I don't look like a toddler. Just a 120 lb. teenager who is 22 years old :P I'm a roadie too!!!! Of course, I'm also the kid who in elementary school swam in a t-shirt because I didn't want to expose myself. I might have some issues, LOL!
July 18, 200717 yr ^ ^ Pope, don't forget about the best cable-stayed span in the United States is in Toledo ;) ^ Stalker. I was much the same way, now I'm like "fuck it". :)
July 18, 200717 yr Athens has worse morals than Atlantic City. why is that everything involving c-dawg's life has to be a superlative? Largest warehouse district in toledo best preserved warehouse district in toledo most lebanese in toledo best underground hip-hop in toledo most std's in athens most douchebags in toledo most hate crimes committed by c-dawg in athens most not nearly as good as anywhere c-dawg has lived in every other city on the face of the earth. longest sustained erection (chemically assisted) best f*ckbuddy in the whole wide world most awkward morning, afternoon, and following week after
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