March 11, 200817 yr so i am longing for warm weather.. i must be going crazy cause i wrote this little thing haha im ready for that balmy air that lets you open your windows in the car and the house, im ready for the evening car shows, im ready to watch the sunset from my back yard, im ready to watch fireworks downtown with my sweetie :-), im ready to wash the car and let it shine, im ready to cruise downtown while the sun hangs in the pink/orange sky bring on the warm weather
March 11, 200817 yr Stupid drunk people playing wii on a 13" TV ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7nn1RXVoEs
March 11, 200817 yr If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. My favorite is: Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, too bad he's never cried. When Chuck Norris falls in the water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet; the water gets Chuck Norris.
March 11, 200817 yr Stupid drunk people playing wii on a 13" TV ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7nn1RXVoEs The redhead on the couch looks like she's slightly more than drunk :lol:
March 11, 200817 yr >Ladies and gentlemen, Generation WTF. ...so I just found out my best friend from high school spent the weekend in jail. Casey, this is my request and dedication: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v5E27Fp59c
March 11, 200817 yr It's interesting how every generation has their own look and mannerism. Also interesting that people went from socializing in public spaces like laundromats to sitting in the living room watching friends punch the air with the Wii stick.
March 11, 200817 yr Sad. I like Spitzer, but I'm not a NY resident so I don't give a f*ck! First the gay gov in Jersey, now E-Spitz is big pimpin', what will Connecticut's Governor to top the folks in New York and New Jersey? :wtf:
March 11, 200817 yr Maybe the good governor could write his own song about the NY Post..... A Letter To The New York Post o gee Come and get your New York Post New York Post right here Come on y'all Get the bost stubost stubost Coasta coasta New York Post Yo New York Post don't brag or boast Dissin' flavor when he's butter that you put on your toast Put my address in the paper cause I smacked that girl She's the mother of my kid's that I took around the world Disagreements having scuffles when you share upon You shouldn't try to drain subjects in a duck pond If you're gonna tell a story about people's worries Watch what you tell 'em cause they don't bring you glory It only brings agony, ask James Cagney He beat up on a guy when he found he was a f@@ney Cagney is a favorite he is my boy He don't jive around he's a real McCoy Chuck D yeah, you tellin' Flav we got to let 'em know Here's a letter to the New York Post The worst piece of paper on the east coast Matter of fact the whole state's forty cents in New York City fifty cents elsewhere It makes no godd@mn sense at all America's oldest continuously published daily piece of bullsh!t Flavor Flav is the one that makes The Post money Writers making violence in headlines funny Tryin' to undress my past until it's naked Post got Flavor from sellin' no records Europe Asia to the street of New York Flavor Flav known for his finesse talk Do it to ya for The Post to employ me New York Post can't destroy me Rapper of Public Enemy, rapstar beats lover With the headline of a f@cked up cover Out the pot took plate New York Post get your story straight motherf@@@@@ It always seem they make our neighborhood look bad Here's a letter to the New York Post Ain't worth the paper it's printed on Founded in 1801 by Alexander Hamilton That is 190 years continuous of f@cked up news Yo one can play the game, two can play the game Yo Flav read on can't forget you either Jet Flavor Flav is your best Jet yet My own people own the most business Write on faith of value'sness Should have checked with me before you wrote it Got it from another source and quote it Put it out like the new year bull drop In every beauty parlor and barber shop Flavor Flav world renown Can't keep a man like Flavor down Yo Jet be a good host Don't print bull like the New York Post Augh, looks like somebody slipped up here Anyway here's a letter to the New York Post Black newspaper and magazines are supposed to get the real deal from the source y'all Sorry, Jet you took the info straight out of The Post Burned us just like toast When it comes to getting you facts straight about P.E. Get your sh!t correct
March 11, 200817 yr TheDenverChannel.com Related To Story [3/11/08 -- A Boulder businesswoman is in hot water with the city because her poodle is pink. There's a city ordinance against dyed pets, but the poodle owner says her dog is stained, not dyed. Jim Hooley reports.] Woman Faces $1,000 Fine For Pink Poodle Dog Dyed To Help Raise Awareness For Breast Cancer Thomas Hendrick, News Editor POSTED: 8:44 pm MDT March 10, 2008 UPDATED: 6:34 am MDT March 11, 2008 BOULDER, Colo. -- A Boulder woman said she will fight a $1,000 fine she was given for dyeing her miniature poodle pink. Joy Douglas said she dyed Cici pink to help raise awareness for breast cancer. The salon owner said she has used beet juice -- and occasionally Kool-Aid -- for four years now to "stain" her dog.
March 11, 200817 yr >Ladies and gentlemen, Generation WTF. ...so I just found out my best friend from high school spent the weekend in jail. Casey, this is my request and dedication: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v5E27Fp59c That, kids, is what your mom and dad used to call "rocking out." Brilliant. RE: HO NO! Spitzer made a reputation shaking down corporate crooks, and when news of his indiscretion came to light, cheers went up from the floor of the NYSE. Sad all around.
March 11, 200817 yr The one news highlight that isn't front line news: If spitzer resigns, NY state will get their first black Governor and disabled (legally blind) Governor. http://www.ny.gov/ltgov/ :clap:
March 11, 200817 yr If he doesn't resign it may be a little difficult to govern the state from the pen.
March 11, 200817 yr If he doesn't resign it may be a little difficult to govern the state from the pen. Why? Mobsters and gang leaders have been doing it for decades.
March 11, 200817 yr If he doesn't resign it may be a little difficult to govern the state from the pen. My sympathy for politicians caught in personal pecadillos is inversely proportionate (try saying that fast) to the degree they want the government (which they want to run) governing our lives. So it's very low for either nanny state liberals or moral majorettes. Spitzer is the very embodiment of the sanctimonious nanny-state liberal. Indeed, he's busted prostitution rings before. Also, in a case against a company he investigated and had entered into the record the CEO's affair, despite the fact it was not germane. He threatens his opponents, calling himself a "steamroller" at one point. So I admit to enough schadenfreude that if I lived in New York, I'd order this jersey before the NFL puts it on the do-not-sell list: (He was allegedly called "Client 9" in the investigation.)
March 11, 200817 yr Client 9, it the new fragrance from CK LMAO!! LMAO!! I bet people are booking the mayflower hotel like nobody's business.
March 11, 200817 yr My cat is laying at my feet...sleeping and looking so peaceful. I think I'll bother him for some reason.
March 11, 200817 yr Off topic indeed... :laugh: Gilligan's Island Mary Ann caught with dope Dawn Wells, who played Mary Ann on "Gilligan's Island," is serving six months' unsupervised probation after allegedly being caught with marijuana in her car. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080311/ap_on_en_tv/people_dawn_wells
March 11, 200817 yr Mary Ann: Teh original Hawtness: Gilligan's Island: Allegory for Hell? http://www.transparencynow.com/gil1.htm
March 11, 200817 yr You know? Not a bad looking 69 year-old lady. Plus, you KNOW she knows how to party...
March 11, 200817 yr You know? Not a bad looking 69 year-old lady. Plus, you KNOW she knows how to party... LMAO!! Damnit KOOW, you're a mess!
March 12, 200817 yr You know? Not a bad looking 69 year-old lady. Plus, you KNOW she knows how to party... She's on Craigslist... So I'm told.
March 12, 200817 yr My cat is laying at my feet...sleeping and looking so peaceful. I think I'll bother him for some reason. I do that too. I guess I am jealous or something
March 12, 200817 yr >That, kids, is what your mom and dad used to call "rocking out." Update: Someboday bailed T__ out. The word on the street is he sent a quote-unquote "threatening" email to his ex-wife in violation of the bullsh!t restraining order she filed against him. >Brilliant. Too bad they took out the middle chorus and the second guitar solo. And too bad Steven Stills is so fat now.
March 12, 200817 yr I lost my wallet a while ago. I had my UCID, state drivers license and social security card in it. I closed my bank account right before I lost my wallet because they charged me overdraft fees which no one should have to pay. This lead to an incredibly profound sequence of unfortunate events: After my morning class at UC, I drove to the bank downtown to try and re-open my account so I could pay my bills electronically. They couldn't do it without 2 forms of ID. P-A-T-R-I-O-T ACT. I can't get an ID because I don't have a SS card or birth certificate. I drive Over-the-Rhine to vital statistics; the entire building reaked of poverty, and yes, poverty has a smell. It's the smell of thrift stores, mildew and 40 ounce Steel Reserve combined. Inside is basically a mega-mall of various social services in what used to be an old school. So I walk to the birth certificate store and see about 30-40 people sitting in chairs and also standing. "Expected wait: 1 hour" --my @ss. I grab one of the applications and notice the "CINCINNATI, OH" is already filled in, under city of birth. Then I realize I was actually born in COLUMBUS and would have to venture 2 hours north! They don't share information. Oops, drove down here for nothing. The guy at the bank looked up the closest Verizon store for me because my phone was shut off and in order to pay my bill I would have to do so with cash, as I can't open a bank account and pay electronically. So I head to Western Hills/Price Hill because that is the closest Verizon store to downtown; how convenient. I get there, and the guy inside says " can I help you?" I said "yeah, just want to pay my bill". He says "sure, credit or debit?" I said "Cash". He says "we don't take cash, you'll have to go to the store on Glenway". I said "THIS IS THE STORE ON GLENWAY". He said "Actually, sir, no, there's two stores on Glenway". I said "THEN YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO PROPERLY CONSTRUCT YOUR SENTENCES" and walked out the door. After I find the second Verizon store 2 miles west, I'm greeted by a staff behind a large desk, 5 guys, 2 polos, 3 dress shirts and a combined 5 pounds of applied LA Looks. I make my payment, then head back to Uptown. I'm on Clifton Ave. then suddenly the guy in front of me hits his brakes. I hit mine but run into him. We both get out to assess the damage. We both determine that no damage was done, everything's cool, so we get back in the car. I assumed I just didn't hit the brakes soon enough because it was so congested. At the next light, right by the intersection of Clifton and McMillan, I run into him again due to BRAKE FAILURE. My car is wedged underneath his SUV. I get out and notice there is brake fluid spilled everywhere. We call the police and the dumb@sses behind us are too stupid to go around at one of the most congested narrow intersections during UC's 2pm rush hour, so we started directing traffic. Police came, asked us to move our cars to a side street off of McMillan. I said I can't because my brakes went out. He screams at me like "WHY ARE YOU DRIVING A CAR KNOWING YOU HAVE BAD BRAKES?!" I said "MY BRAKES WERE JUST FINE TEN MINUTES AGO; I GUESS I DIDN"T BOTHER TO LOOK AT MY GUAGE THAT TELLS ME MY BRAKE LINE IS ABOUT TO BUST". He tells me to get in my car, then he comes over and gets my info but I don't have any ID so he has to look me up. I'm sitting in the car for about 45 minutes watching people point and laugh and say "Oh-hoh-oh sh!t!!". I told one guy he should take a picture, it'll last longer, then the guy I hit was like "oh that reminds me" then snaps a pic of my mug with his camera phone. The tow truck guy walks over to me and I ask him what he charges. I told him I just live three blocks away. He said 90 bucks. I said "I LIVE THREE BLOCKS AWAY". Then the police officer laughed and made some comment in the Tow Guy's favor, about skyrocketing gas prices. The Tow Truck Guy said "yeah, and you also have to pay a ticket. OooO! Double whammy!" Double Whammy? I got your double whammy, right up side your d@mn head! I'll beat your @ss twice and telll you to keep the change! So here I am, sitting at home, bitter and broker.
March 13, 200817 yr A bad day made incalculably worse by the fact that we have to drive everywhere because nothing is within walking distance of anything else, and transportation alternatives to driving are scarce to nonexistent. :x I hope things start going better for you, David.
March 13, 200817 yr ^just out of curiosity, if brakes go out, i thought you didn't get a ticket or charged for anything?
March 13, 200817 yr In KY we have a charge for improper equipment, faulty brakes, etc. So it's whatever the officer wants to do. BTW. I stopped a guy for running a red light once. His excuse was "I was going too fast to stop because my brakes are going out"!!!!
March 13, 200817 yr Saggy pants law overwhelmingly approved in Riviera Beach By WILLIAM COOPER JR. Palm Beach Post Staff Writer RIVIERA BEACH — Pull'em up or pay up! That's the order voters gave tonight by overwhelmingly approving Mayor Thomas Masters "saggy pants" law. http://www.palmbeachpost.com/politics/content/local_news/epaper/2008/03/11/0311rivcharter.html
March 13, 200817 yr (Does anyone else think this is pretty dang hilarious?) Talking toddler toy drops F-bombs video: http://www.wkyc.com/video/news/features/americatoday.aspx?aid=57722&bw= Created: 3/13/2008 10:35:21 AM Updated:3/13/2008 10:37:47 AM A toy designed to help children learn the alphabet is swearing like a sailor instead. A Kissimmee, Florida grandfather discovered the problem in the Leapfrog Alphabet Pal Caterpillar.
March 13, 200817 yr You're not missing much, to be honest. They, of course, bleep the word, but I think it's "shit".
March 13, 200817 yr 30,000 people a year wake during surgery New monitors no help for patients 'entombed in a corpse,' study says The Associated Press updated 5:00 p.m. ET, Wed., March. 12, 2008 Patients say it feels like being trapped in a corpse: They awake during surgery, unable to move or scream. Some remember hearing their surgeons talk, and a few recall feeling intense pain. © 2008 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed. URL: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23597612/ I NEVER and I repeat NEVER want this to happen to me.
March 13, 200817 yr A bad day made incalculably worse by the fact that we have to drive everywhere because nothing is within walking distance of anything else, and transportation alternatives to driving are scarce to nonexistent. :x I hope things start going better for you, David. Thanks Rob, I'm sure it will. Just one of those days. ^just out of curiosity, if brakes go out, i thought you didn't get a ticket or charged for anything? I could hire an ASE certified mechanic and prove it was mechanical failure in court but I don't know if it would be worth the trouble and I don't know that I would win.
March 13, 200817 yr I heard this on the way to work this morning :wtf: Woman stuck on boyfriend's toilet after 2 years THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Wednesday, March 12th 2008 WICHITA, Kansas - Deputies say a woman in western Kansas became stuck on her boyfriend's toilet after sitting on it for two years http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2008/03/12/2008-03-12_sheriff_woman_stuck_on_boyfriends_toilet.html
March 13, 200817 yr and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said. That's funny, one of my room mate's feet is atrophied from playing World of Warcraft several months straight. He can't bend his foot and walks awkwardly. Doesn't stop him from plotting raids, meeting with the guild and "uber pwning n00bs" and all that jazz.
March 13, 200817 yr speaking of World of Warcraft....this is a MUST watch, a MUST watch. I have no idea what this game is about, but this is probably one of the funniest videos on the net!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
March 13, 200817 yr Dude I'm hearing the same talk right now. His room is near mine and he puts everyone else on loudspeaker so that we don't think he's in his room talking to himself.
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