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You called me a Platano, and on the way home, one almost ran me over,.  I think you cursed me!  I say send them all back to their country and fast!  :whip: :whip:

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It's Tuesday, Platano. CHICKEN TENDERS TUESDAY!!!

 

You called me a Platano, and on the way home, one almost ran me over,. I think you cursed me! I say send them all back to their country and fast! :whip: :whip:

 

You clearly aren't a baseball fan.

Did you guys hear about this? It happened right in Canton, OH.

 

Voter Intimidation At McDonald's: Employees Told That, Unless Republicans Win, They Won't Get Raises Or Benefits

 

 

WASHINGTON -- There may be something rotten at McDonald's -- and it's not a year-old Happy Meal.

 

The owner of a franchise in Canton, Ohio enclosed a handbill in employees' paychecks that threatened lower wages and benefits if Republicans don't win on Tuesday.

 

Read more:

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/10/29/voter-intimidation-mcdonalds-republican_n_776187.html?ref=fb&src=sp

there seemed to be a lot of this sort of thing going around--

 

http://www.examiner.com/conservative-in-spokane/harrah-s-pressure-employees-to-vote-for-harry-reid

 

Harrah's pressure employees to vote for Harry Reid

 

November 2nd, 2010 12:46 pm PT

 

Elizabeth Crum reported today at National Review Online that Harrah's casino executives pushed company employees to vote early in an all-out effort to help Harry Reid win the midterm election in Nevada.

 

Internal emails obtained by NRO exposed the effort, which began last Wednesday.  A Reid staffer first contacted Jan Jones, a lobbyist for Harrah’s.  The email was later distributed to executives throughout the company.

 

 

That's actually a pretty misleading article.  First, the PDF of the "complete" e-mail chain is not in fact complete.  Second, while it does appear that they were doing everything they could to get their employees out to vote, there is no evidence presented that they were told who to vote for.  They may have been doing this at Reid's office's behest, but that e-mail is left out of the "complete" chain.  They never prove the assertion that they use as a headline- "Harrah's pressure employees to vote for Harry Reid"

P&G could have been sued for that but all of their employees are die-hard Republicans anyway.

It's Tuesday, Platano.  CHICKEN TENDERS TUESDAY!!!

 

You called me a Platano, and on the way home, one almost ran me over,.  I think you cursed me!  I say send them all back to their country and fast!  :whip: :whip:

 

You clearly aren't a baseball fan.

 

Yo soy un fanatico del beisbol, pero no me fio de Platanos! Los jugadores no pueden probar que su edad y ellos son todos usando los esteroides!  Sucios!

Please take the political controversies over to Current Events; that section already is infested with controversy and diatribes, and we don't need them in Urbanbar, where they detract from the spirit and intent of the section! :police:

It's Tuesday, Platano. CHICKEN TENDERS TUESDAY!!!

 

You called me a Platano, and on the way home, one almost ran me over,. I think you cursed me! I say send them all back to their country and fast! :whip: :whip:

 

You clearly aren't a baseball fan.

 

Yo soy un fanatico del beisbol, pero no me fio de Platanos! Los jugadores no pueden probar que su edad y ellos son todos usando los esteroides! Sucios!

 

I just had to look up the slang meaning of platanos.  I thought he was calling you a plantain, and I was REALLY confused.

Oh Missourah...

"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

Oh Missourah...

 

Hey, I've lived in O-hi-uh for over 8 years now....

You should feel honoured you left the Dixie Mississippi!

"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

You should feel honoured you left the Dixie Mississippi!

 

There's a reason I'm not planning on leaving C-Town.....

It's Tuesday, Platano.  CHICKEN TENDERS TUESDAY!!!

 

You called me a Platano, and on the way home, one almost ran me over,.  I think you cursed me!  I say send them all back to their country and fast!  :whip: :whip:

 

You clearly aren't a baseball fan.

 

Yo soy un fanatico del beisbol, pero no me fio de Platanos! Los jugadores no pueden probar que su edad y ellos son todos usando los esteroides!  Sucios!

 

I just had to look up the slang meaning of platanos.  I thought he was calling you a plantain, and I was REALLY confused.

 

Lawd!  a "platano" is used by Latinos in two ways.  1) a derogatory term for Dominican's (mostly men) and 2)  a alternative name for a part of the male anatomy.

 

That rat bastard, O-CDM knows I'm not Dominican and to call me that is huge insult!

It's Tuesday, Platano. CHICKEN TENDERS TUESDAY!!!

 

You called me a Platano, and on the way home, one almost ran me over,. I think you cursed me! I say send them all back to their country and fast! :whip: :whip:

 

You clearly aren't a baseball fan.

 

Yo soy un fanatico del beisbol, pero no me fio de Platanos! Los jugadores no pueden probar que su edad y ellos son todos usando los esteroides! Sucios!

 

I just had to look up the slang meaning of platanos. I thought he was calling you a plantain, and I was REALLY confused.

 

Lawd! a "platano" is used by Latinos in two ways. 1) a derogatory term for Dominican's (mostly men) and 2) a alternative name for a part of the male anatomy.

 

That rat bastard, O-CDM knows I'm not Dominican and to call me that is huge insult!

 

Oh, well, I found #1, but I didn't see #2!  Are you sure he was calling you Dominican?  :-P

You should feel honoured you left the Dixie Mississippi!

 

There's a reason I'm not planning on leaving C-Town.....

 

Alton and Lake of the Ozarks weren't enough for you?

"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

That rat bastard, O-CDM knows I'm not Dominican and to call me that is huge insult!

 

Are Dominicans even Hispanic? runaway.gif

It's Tuesday, Platano. CHICKEN TENDERS TUESDAY!!!

 

You called me a Platano, and on the way home, one almost ran me over,. I think you cursed me! I say send them all back to their country and fast! :whip: :whip:

 

You clearly aren't a baseball fan.

 

Yo soy un fanatico del beisbol, pero no me fio de Platanos! Los jugadores no pueden probar que su edad y ellos son todos usando los esteroides! Sucios!

 

I just had to look up the slang meaning of platanos. I thought he was calling you a plantain, and I was REALLY confused.

 

Lawd! a "platano" is used by Latinos in two ways. 1) a derogatory term for Dominican's (mostly men) and 2) a alternative name for a part of the male anatomy.

 

That rat bastard, O-CDM knows I'm not Dominican and to call me that is huge insult!

 

Whatever you say, Oscar de la Renta.

"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

You should feel honoured you left the Dixie Mississippi!

 

There's a reason I'm not planning on leaving C-Town.....

 

Alton and Lake of the Ozarks weren't enough for you?

 

You know, it's funny, I was a terrible Missourian.  I've only been to the Lake of the Ozarks twice in my entire life.

It's Tuesday, Platano.  CHICKEN TENDERS TUESDAY!!!

 

You called me a Platano, and on the way home, one almost ran me over,.  I think you cursed me!  I say send them all back to their country and fast!  :whip: :whip:

 

You clearly aren't a baseball fan.

 

Yo soy un fanatico del beisbol, pero no me fio de Platanos! Los jugadores no pueden probar que su edad y ellos son todos usando los esteroides!  Sucios!

 

I just had to look up the slang meaning of platanos.  I thought he was calling you a plantain, and I was REALLY confused.

 

Lawd!  a "platano" is used by Latinos in two ways.  1) a derogatory term for Dominican's (mostly men) and 2)  a alternative name for a part of the male anatomy.

 

That rat bastard, O-CDM knows I'm not Dominican and to call me that is huge insult!

 

Oh, well, I found #1, but I didn't see #2!  Are you sure he was calling you Dominican?  :P

 

Careful "Charlene"!

 

 

Whatever you say, Oscar de la Renta.

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Who is "Charlene"?  I am lost.

That rat bastard, O-CDM knows I'm not Dominican and to call me that is huge insult!

 

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You should feel honoured you left the Dixie Mississippi!

 

There's a reason I'm not planning on leaving C-Town.....

 

Alton and Lake of the Ozarks weren't enough for you?

 

Don't forget Branson!

I wanted to say that but I thought I'd hurt DocBroc's feelings.  :|

"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

Who is "Charlene"?  I am lost.

 

From Designing Women.  Sugar, I'm going to need you to work on your gay banter!  You live in the heart of the city and work in UC, both which have plenty of gays!  If OCDM can keep up, there is no reason why you can't!

Quiet, Mexican.

"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

You should feel honoured you left the Dixie Mississippi!

 

There's a reason I'm not planning on leaving C-Town.....

 

Alton and Lake of the Ozarks weren't enough for you?

 

Don't forget Branson!

 

Yeah, I've only ever been there once, and that was in like 1990 before it was even popular!

 

For the record - the Missourians who spend a lot of time in the Lake of the Ozarks and Branson are mostly those catagorized as hoosiers.

Quiet, Mexican.

 

If you are trying to insult MTS, you're doing a poor job at it. Isn't enough that he's a Sorta Rican?

I was gonna say N!ggarican but whatever works.

"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

Quiet, Mexican.

 

Darling, you're confusing me with Avogadro.  Calling me Mexican is only slightly better than calling me a Platano.

 

I'm an American citizen, just like both of my parents!

Now that's racist!

"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

Who is "Charlene"? I am lost.

 

From Designing Women. Sugar, I'm going to need you to work on your gay banter! You live in the heart of the city and work in UC, both which have plenty of gays! If OCDM can keep up, there is no reason why you can't!

 

Oh, got it now.  I remember watching that show when I was younger quite often.  But if things aren't actively in syndication I tend to forget about them........

 

Oh, and it's pretty much impossible to offend me or hurt my feelings, CDM.  Why do you think I'm still here?

Quiet, Mexican.

 

If you are trying to insult MTS, you're doing a poor job at it. Isn't enough that he's a Sorta Rican?

 

Don't you have a crop to pick or a lawn to maintain?  Now hush!

 

I was gonna say N!ggarican but whatever works.

Have you been talking to Thing 2?  He' the only living Platano to call me that!

Oh, and keep talking amongst yourselves.  I'm bored today and I feel like crossing the 2,000 post mark.

Who is "Charlene"?  I am lost.

 

From Designing Women.  Sugar, I'm going to need you to work on your gay banter!  You live in the heart of the city and work in UC, both which have plenty of gays!  If OCDM can keep up, there is no reason why you can't!

Oh, and it's pretty much impossible to offend me or hurt my feelings, CDM.  Why do you think I'm still here?

 

But I picture you as this delicate little flower lost in a sea of evil.

"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

Who is "Charlene"? I am lost.

 

From Designing Women. Sugar, I'm going to need you to work on your gay banter! You live in the heart of the city and work in UC, both which have plenty of gays! If OCDM can keep up, there is no reason why you can't!

Oh, and it's pretty much impossible to offend me or hurt my feelings, CDM. Why do you think I'm still here?

 

But I picture you as this delicate little flower lost in a sea of evil.

 

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......

Fine, you're an evil bitch.  Happy?

"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

Fine, you're an evil bitch. Happy?

 

:-D

Now that's racist!

 

No Dear, that was "classist".  Pay attention, you prostitution whore!

When my father and stepmother lived in NW Arkansas (early to mid 90s) we went to Branson almost yearly.  I enjoyed staying at Big Cedar Lodge and boating on Table Rock Lake more than anything.  But I did end up seeing most all of the shows: Boxcar Willie, Shoji, and that Water/Light/Music show are the only ones that come to mind atm.

Quiet, Mexican.

 

Darling, you're confusing me with Avogadro.  Calling me Mexican is only slightly better than calling me a Platano.

 

I'm an American citizen, just like both of my parents!

 

Okay by me, Rita Moreno.

... For the record - the Missourians who spend a lot of time in the Lake of the Ozarks and Branson are mostly those catagorized as hoosiers.

 

I'm sure you meant no offense to me, a (capital "H") Hoosier, born and bred, by the context in which you used that term.  :-(

 

 

 

 

:wink:

... For the record - the Missourians who spend a lot of time in the Lake of the Ozarks and Branson are mostly those catagorized as hoosiers.

 

I'm sure you meant no offense to me, a (capital "H") Hoosier, born and bred, by the context in which you used that term. :-(

 

 

 

 

:wink:

 

Nope!  Lowercase h hoosiers only!

Quiet, Mexican.

 

Darling, you're confusing me with Avogadro.  Calling me Mexican is only slightly better than calling me a Platano.

 

I'm an American citizen, just like both of my parents!

 

Okay by me, Rita Moreno.

 

ROFLMAO!

Okay, so here's something gross just in time for lunch.  Last night, I was watching some stuff off of the DVR.  When I was switching shows, the TV went to Spike, since that's what channel it was on.  The show "1000 ways to die" was on.  I happened to see what must've been the most disgusting of them all.

 

There was a chick with a fetish for dudes puking in her mouth.  Except for she hooked up with a dude that had just participated in a hot dog eating contest.  So when he started throwing up in her mouth, there was a TON of it complete with large chunks of unchewed hot dog, which she choked on and died.  This was depicted complete with a disgusting re-enactment.

 

TV programming FAIL.

I was unfortunate enough to catch that same thing.  I didn't know the context I just saw for ~1sec some dude puking all over some woman.  Thanks for the reminder, I had blocked it out.

I was unfortunate enough to catch that same thing. I didn't know the context I just saw for ~1sec some dude puking all over some woman. Thanks for the reminder, I had blocked it out.

 

You're quite welcome, lol!

12 more posts Doc!

 

12 more posts Doc!

 

 

Come on people, talk to me about something!  I'm not that politically savvy, so I have nothing to add to all the politics being discussed today!

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Um OK... My whole family went as Star Wars characters for Halloween. I had an inflatible Jabba the hutt costume.The wife was Obi Wan (too cold for slave Leia), Number 1 was darth vader, Number 2 was Anakin and Number 3 was a Clone trooper.We won a book about Lakewood and some free bowling coupons at the block pre-trick or treat party...The guy who dressed up as DJ Lance from Yo Gabba Gabba would have probably won, except their was two of them...

 

So did you buy that $300k Darth Vader costume then?

Um OK... My  whole family went as Star Wars characters for Halloween. I had an inflatible Jabba the hutt costume.The wife was Obi Wan (too cold for slave Leia), Number 1 was darth vader, Number 2 was Anakin and Number 3 was a Clone trooper.We won a book about Lakewood and some free bowling coupons at the block pre-trick or treat party...The guy who dressed up as DJ Lance from Yo Gabba Gabba would have probably won, except their was two of them...

 

congrats and yeah for kid no. 1!!  I like that kid!

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