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I read that wrong.  Just make a fresh batch!

No, I wasn't sucking coquito from a baby bottle, if that's what you were picturing. :) I guess that's one way to quiet down the munchkins at Christmas eve.

 

I rely on the kindness of my Boricua friends and co-workers to keep me well stocked.  Never made it myself, but if you want to share your recipe...

No, I wasn't sucking coquito from a baby bottle, if that's what you were picturing. :) I guess that's one way to quiet down the munchkins at Christmas eve.

 

I rely on the kindness of my Boricua friends and co-workers to keep me well stocked.  Never made it myself, but if you want to share your recipe...

 

Laaaaawd.

 

I dont know how to make it.  I know what goes in, but my grandfather has never told us what's in his recipe.  He and my grandmother have dueling recipes.  His is potent from the first sip.  Hers is smoother and sneaks up on you.

Let's hear it for being in new jersey for the great snowstorm. Ill post pictures later when I get back to civilization. So far 15 inches in newark!

Let's hear it for being in new jersey for the great snowstorm. Ill post pictures later when I get back to civilization. So far 15 inches in newark!

 

Yikes!!! 15 inches already - isn't the blizzard only like halfway done? You guys might get well over 2 feet.

 

I'm all too familiar with those infamous nor'easters. A 'quick' 2 1/2 feet is not all that uncommon. At least you'll probably have bright sunshine to look forward to after the snowfall to make everything look pretty. It's not like here (Ohio) where it snows and then the clouds continue to linger.

This is the first thing they should teach in Firearm Safety 101- when engaging in fantasy rape, always check first to see if it the gun is loaded.

This is the first thing they should teach in Firearm Safety 101- when engaging in fantasy rape, always check first to see if it the gun is loaded.

 

Speaking from expeience?  You little freak!

Who knows... He may be speaking from experience though...

 

;-)

 

Crazy/weird story.

Y'all's some sick folks. :weird:

This is the first thing they should teach in Firearm Safety 101- when engaging in fantasy rape, always check first to see if it the gun is loaded.

 

Speaking from expeience?  You little freak!

 

Guns aren't my thing.  I prefer archery.

This is the first thing they should teach in Firearm Safety 101- when engaging in fantasy rape, always check first to see if it the gun is loaded.

 

Speaking from expeience? You little freak!

 

Guns aren't my thing. I prefer archery.

 

Neither guns nor bows are my thing.  I prefer holy hand grenades.

This is the first thing they should teach in Firearm Safety 101- when engaging in fantasy rape, always check first to see if it the gun is loaded.

 

Speaking from expeience?  You little freak!

 

Guns aren't my thing.  I prefer archery.

 

OK Robin Hood!

This is the first thing they should teach in Firearm Safety 101- when engaging in fantasy rape, always check first to see if it the gun is loaded.

 

Speaking from expeience? You little freak!

 

Guns aren't my thing. I prefer archery.

 

Neither guns nor bows are my thing. I prefer holy hand grenades.

 

just make sure you follow the directions

 

First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it

I couldn't find a thread regarding Cincinnati City Council, but I'm certain there is one... or at least there should be..

 

Anyway, I'm looking for what qualifications there are to run for city council. I read through the city charter and didn't see anything.. I could have missed it though.

Common sense is not a requirement!  I'm not sure you will find many!!  I think you should run!

Common sense is not a requirement!  I'm not sure you will find many!!  I think you should run!

 

Common sense should be! haha. And I've thought about it, especially after all the ridiculousness with the budget.

On the way down to Richmond Va today, I absolutely obliterated a deer.  My stomach is still up in my throat, if you know what I mean.  F'er just jumped right in front of me on a windy part of 522S where the hillside abuts the road.  Luckily was driving my wife's pilot and not my 6 or it would likely have gone through my windsheild.  Her front end is high enough that the grille took the blunt of the impact at 55mph and the deer was thrown launched forward.  Also lucky that my kid was embroiled in a game on my phone and still doesn't realize why mommy screamed and started crying (told her not to look back but she didn't listen).  On the bright side, property damage appears to be minimal (grille and the casing around it need to be replaced) and some WVa family is probably going to be eating well over the next few weeks.

Happy New Year everyone!

On the way down to Richmond Va today, I absolutely obliterated a deer. My stomach is still up in my throat, if you know what I mean. F'er just jumped right in front of me on a windy part of 522S where the hillside abuts the road. Luckily was driving my wife's pilot and not my 6 or it would likely have gone through my windsheild. Her front end is high enough that the grille took the blunt of the impact at 55mph and the deer was thrown launched forward. Also lucky that my kid was embroiled in a game on my phone and still doesn't realize why mommy screamed and started crying (told her not to look back but she didn't listen). On the bright side, property damage appears to be minimal (grille and the casing around it need to be replaced) and some WVa family is probably going to be eating well over the next few weeks.

 

Just went through that last month in my Rendezvous. It gets the adrenaline pumping, that's for sure. My car didn't come out quite as well

Did the same in my Acura, was able to swerve at the last minute and it caught the right front bumper, fender, door, hood!  Car was still driveable, but $5M damage.  Head on would have set off airbags and probably come through the windshield.  Had a good patch of bambi fur stuck in it for a long time!  Glad you're ok.

Did the same in my Acura, was able to swerve at the last minute and it caught the right front bumper, fender, door, hood! Car was still driveable, but $5M damage. Head on would have set off airbags and probably come through the windshield. Had a good patch of bambi fur stuck in it for a long time! Glad you're ok.

 

Damn that Acura must be covered in gold to be worth $5M... ;)

P&G uses the Roman numeral M for $1000 and MM for $1,000,000.  Old habits are hard to break.

Glad to hear you are fine (sorry about the car though).  I've been fortunate to avoid collisions with deer.  Had 2 very close calls though.  Slammed on the breaks and by luck went a direction that they did not. 

Thanks for the comments.  ^I hope you didn't swerve.  Never swerve to avoid an animal.  I do believe that deer cause more deaths than any other animal in the USA and I would bet that a good deal of those deaths could be avoided by simply letting the deer 'eat it'  I once saw somebody take a telephone poll head on trying to avoid a squirrell

Worst I've done is clipped a baby deer.  Messed up my bumper and his leg.  My bumper got fixed, poor Bambi got put down.  All in all I can't say it was me that had a bad day.

 

One of my friends hit one so hard that half went under his car, half went over.

I almost had a run in on I-71 between Cincy and Louisville, where the woods are only a few feet off the shoulder.  Deer darted out onto the shoulder, and luckily got some sense and stopped suddenly.  I was probably doing 75-80, but it was back when I had my giant Dodge truck with a 4' high grill.  It still would have been a hell of a hit.

 

We really need to start allowing a lot more hunting.  These giant hooved rats are everywhere.

Out on interstate 80 in the poconos it's the same thing.  The woods are right up to the shoulder and the wooded medians are around 100 feet wide or more in some places.  I have never seen it happen, only the aftermath, but a lot of deer get it from the big trucks.  All you see are remnants all over the road. 

Thanks for the comments. ^I hope you didn't swerve. Never swerve to avoid an animal. I do believe that deer cause more deaths than any other animal in the USA and I would bet that a good deal of those deaths could be avoided by simply letting the deer 'eat it' I once saw somebody take a telephone poll head on trying to avoid a squirrell

 

It was more of a lane switch.  They were running at a shallow angle parallel to the right shoulder.  I moved to the left lane and hit the breaks.  Angling away slightly, but with a sudden speed reduction was enough to avoid colliding with them, but also a reasonable enough maneuver that I wouldn't lose control.

A few years ago I was westbound on US 30 headed for Chicago in the pre-dawn hours. It's a drive I try to avoid except in broad daylight because of the high incidence of deer-vehicle interactions, and fast-moving traffic, especially big trucks, makes it hard to safely maintain a reasonable speed.

 

Between Columbia City and Warsaw (Indiana) a nearly-new Caddy flashed past me so fast that the slipstream rocked my car. I was holding it under 60 and keeping an eye on the shoulders and medians, and I'm sure the Caddy was going more than 100mph. About 15-20 minutes later I saw lots of flashing lights ahead. When I got to that location there were deer fragments on the road, and the Caddy was sitting off to the side very badly smashed up. I never heard details of what happened, but the way that Caddy looked as I drove past, the driver probably got part of the deer through the windshield.

See this would be scary.  And it's actually quite common

I do believe that deer cause more deaths than any other animal in the USA

 

Sorry to hear about your accident.

 

I was spending some quality time watching Discovery HD yesterday with my boys and on "Moose Attack!" about moose and the expanding suburbs and they said that deer and moose (mostly car accidents) cause more deaths per year in the US and Canada than all of the animal predators put together. The craziest video was a 800 lb moose wandering into a apartment complex through a propped open loading dock door and was wandering the halls freaking out.

After a nice long vacation, Back 2 work today. 

After a nice long vacation, Back 2 work today. 

 

I know. 

^ditto.

 

I was off since the day before Christmas Eve. Well almost, I worked a half a day last Tuesday.

I'm so happy!  Mrs. Thing No. 2 just told Thing No. 2 they're going to have a baby!

 

They went into my conference room.  About 5 minutes later, I heard a "thud" and a "scream"!  Thing No. 2 promptly fainted. ROFLMAO!  :laugh:

 

The Baby is due in January, although Mrs. Thing No. 2 doesn't look pregnant at all.

 

I've been asked to be

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Thing No. 2 is tears, I had to give him the rest of the day off.

 

I'm all verklemptededed

 

Mrs. Thing 2, water broke.  Wild Thing will be here soon.  I'm so excited!  Thing 2 is white as a ghost.  He is petrified.  LOL

I'm so happy! Mrs. Thing No. 2 just told Thing No. 2 they're going to have a baby!

 

They went into my conference room. About 5 minutes later, I heard a "thud" and a "scream"! Thing No. 2 promptly fainted. ROFLMAO!   :laugh:

 

The Baby is due in January, although Mrs. Thing No. 2 doesn't look pregnant at all.

 

I've been asked to be

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Thing No. 2 is tears, I had to give him the rest of the day off.

 

I'm all verklemptededed

 

Mrs. Thing 2, water broke. Wild Thing will be here soon. I'm so excited! Thing 2 is white as a ghost. He is petrified. LOL

 

Soon the baby will look respelendent in a leopard fur lined onesey, curtesy of MTS!

I'm so happy!  Mrs. Thing No. 2 just told Thing No. 2 they're going to have a baby!

 

They went into my conference room.  About 5 minutes later, I heard a "thud" and a "scream"!  Thing No. 2 promptly fainted. ROFLMAO!  :laugh:

 

The Baby is due in January, although Mrs. Thing No. 2 doesn't look pregnant at all.

 

I've been asked to be

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Thing No. 2 is tears, I had to give him the rest of the day off.

 

I'm all verklemptededed

 

Mrs. Thing 2, water broke.  Wild Thing will be here soon.  I'm so excited!  Thing 2 is white as a ghost.  He is petrified.  LOL

 

Soon the baby will look respelendent in a leopard fur lined onesey, curtesy of MTS!

 

LMAO.  Two of the names they talked about are Maximo and Maximiliano.  So I have all this Where the Wild Things for him/her.  The little onsie has claws on it!  It's so cute!

I'm so happy!  Mrs. Thing No. 2 just told Thing No. 2 they're going to have a baby!

 

They went into my conference room.  About 5 minutes later, I heard a "thud" and a "scream"!  Thing No. 2 promptly fainted. ROFLMAO!  :laugh:

 

The Baby is due in January, although Mrs. Thing No. 2 doesn't look pregnant at all.

 

I've been asked to be

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Thing No. 2 is tears, I had to give him the rest of the day off.

 

I'm all verklemptededed

 

Mrs. Thing 2, water broke.  Wild Thing will be here soon.  I'm so excited!  Thing 2 is white as a ghost.  He is petrified.  LOL

 

Soon the baby will look respelendent in a leopard fur lined onesey, curtesy of MTS!

 

LMAO.  Two of the names they talked about are Maximo and Maximiliano.  So I have all this Where the Wild Things for him/her.  The little onsie has claws on it!  It's so cute!

 

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I'm so happy!  Mrs. Thing No. 2 just told Thing No. 2 they're going to have a baby!

 

They went into my conference room.  About 5 minutes later, I heard a "thud" and a "scream"!  Thing No. 2 promptly fainted. ROFLMAO!  :laugh:

 

The Baby is due in January, although Mrs. Thing No. 2 doesn't look pregnant at all.

 

I've been asked to be

93a6a398.jpg

 

Thing No. 2 is tears, I had to give him the rest of the day off.

 

I'm all verklemptededed

 

Mrs. Thing 2, water broke.  Wild Thing will be here soon.  I'm so excited!  Thing 2 is white as a ghost.  He is petrified.  LOL

 

Soon the baby will look respelendent in a leopard fur lined onesey, curtesy of MTS!

 

LMAO.  Two of the names they talked about are Maximo and Maximiliano.  So I have all this Where the Wild Things for him/her.  The little onsie has claws on it!  It's so cute!

 

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Lawd!

^ There was a prominent Hitler family in that area during the 1800s. Also around there are Hitler Rd. No. 2, Hitler-Dresbach Rd. and Huber Hitler Rd.

I'm a Godfather again! 

 

Mr. and Mrs. Thing 2 welcomed a baby into the world shortly before midnight.  Wild Thing weighed 8 lbs. 2 oz, 23 inches and looks just exactly like Thing 2.  It's as if Mrs. Thing 2 wasn't involved in the process at all.

 

He so cute and adorable...right up until his father put the yankee cap on his head.  I thought I would puke.

^^^Awww, congrats!

 

I want to buy and renovate a mansion.  My friend bought this gem in Detroit and work has been progessing nicely.

 

 

http://maps.google.com/maps?q=Detroit,+MI&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Detroit,+Wayne,+Michigan&gl=us&ll=42.386361,-83.082427&spn=0.003273,0.005611&t=h&z=18&layer=c&cbll=42.386723,-83.083266&panoid=VQIXTwZQz19yDRvdOMYsCA&cbp=12,306.66,,1,-4.12

 

Now all I need is money for renovations.  And we don't really have abandoned mansions in Chicago, so I'll need about $12 million additional.

Me likey!

This apparent failed "restoration" isn't in Chicago, but you probably could pick it up for a lot less than $12 million.  :wink:

 

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I think this fortune cookie was meant for MTS.

 

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