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Number 1 is tall but not that tall, so no $300k Darth Vader costumes. And believe me MTS, Number 2 would be your protege. We are trying hard to keep him on the right side of the force...

You are fabulous, MTS.

 

Why thank you darling!

You are fabulous, MTS.

 

Why thank you darling!

 

Well, your avatar says that's what you want to talk about!  So, I'll build up your ego, and then we can send you to a headshrinker!

 

And what does #2 do that makes him like MTS?

It's Tuesday, Platano.  CHICKEN TENDERS TUESDAY!!!

 

You called me a Platano, and on the way home, one almost ran me over,.  I think you cursed me!  I say send them all back to their country and fast!  :whip: :whip:

 

You clearly aren't a baseball fan.

 

Yo soy un fanatico del beisbol, pero no me fio de Platanos! Los jugadores no pueden probar que su edad y ellos son todos usando los esteroides!  Sucios!

 

Why the Espanol? I thought it was common knowledge that I can only speak American and Korean! Although Queens is starting to rub off on me, it's only a matter of time before I start speaking it accidentally.

You mean Reinas!

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It's Tuesday, Platano. CHICKEN TENDERS TUESDAY!!!

 

You called me a Platano, and on the way home, one almost ran me over,. I think you cursed me! I say send them all back to their country and fast! :whip: :whip:

 

You clearly aren't a baseball fan.

 

Yo soy un fanatico del beisbol, pero no me fio de Platanos! Los jugadores no pueden probar que su edad y ellos son todos usando los esteroides! Sucios!

 

Why the Espanol? I thought it was common knowledge that I can only speak American and Korean! Although Queens is starting to rub off on me, it's only a matter of time before I start speaking it accidentally.

 

Dude, if I lived in Queens, I'd definitely be a Spanglish speaker.

Number 2 is possibly an evil genius...Although he is probably the most hetro 6 YO you will ever meet. And MTS would probably find his taste in clothing to be suspect. Number 1 is much more preppy. 

Dude, if I lived in Queens, I'd move to Brooklyn (for simply Tom's Restaurant).

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Hmm only 14 more posts and I hit 1500

 

Dude, if I lived in Queens, I'd move to Brooklyn (for simply Tom's Restaurant).

 

What do they serve?

Number 1 is tall but not that tall, so no $300k Darth Vader costumes. And believe me MTS, Number 2 would be your protege. We are trying hard to keep him on the right side of the force...

 

Why would need to keep him on the "right" side of the force?  Don't block a kids creative outlets!

 

Think about the consequences and the repercussion you'll have to pay when you're old and pheble!  I remind my parents of that constantly.  I'll be the one paying bills and based on how I was treated as a child....somebody might not eat for a week!

 

>:D

Dude, if I lived in Queens, I'd move to Brooklyn (for simply Tom's Restaurant).

 

What do they serve?

 

Some of the best breakfast EVARRS!!!

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Dude, if I lived in Queens, I'd move to Brooklyn (for simply Tom's Restaurant).

 

What do they serve?

 

Some of the best breakfast EVARRS!!!

 

Specific dish, or just generally speaking?  A good breakfast is quite excellent.

Generally speaking, but the creative, delicious pancakes and the free food samples and coffee while you wait in line is generally a plus!

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Why would need to keep him on the "right" side of the force? Don't block a kids creative outlets!

 

 

Well it's pretty hard to take care of me when I am old and feeble if he's in jail! . ;)

 

Number 2 is possibly an evil genius...Although he is probably the most hetro 6 YO you will ever meet. And MTS would probably find his taste in clothing to be suspect. Number 1 is much more preppy. 

 

Sounds like he needs a mentor so that he can learn control over his powers! I, myself, didn't know I had power until I was 7/8 but didn't fully know how to control them until I was 11/12.

 

And your kid is the middle child, so he is more likely to be disgruntled, making for the perfect applicant!

 

Send him to Uncle MayDay's house for basic training....they're never to young to start training!

 

Ha..ha..ha..ha..ha  >:D

Generally speaking, but the creative, delicious pancakes and the free food samples and coffee while you wait in line is generally a plus!

 

Mmm, graduate students love free food!

 

Why would need to keep him on the "right" side of the force?  Don't block a kids creative outlets!

 

 

 

Well it's pretty hard to take care of me when I am old and feeble if he's in jail! . ;)

 

There are plenty of way to skin a cat that are "legal"!  I tortured my brother for 8 years, I black mailed my mom the later part of high school and all thru college, and anytime something gay come on TV, I make my father feel like crap....and now, were one big happy dysfunctional family now!

 

Why would need to keep him on the "right" side of the force? Don't block a kids creative outlets!

 

 

 

Well it's pretty hard to take care of me when I am old and feeble if he's in jail! . ;)

There are plenty of way to skin a cat that are "legal"! I tortured my brother for 8 years, I black mailed my mom all through the later part of high school and college, and anytime something gay come on TV, I make my father feel like crap....and now, were one big happy dysfunctional family now!

 

You're more dysfunctional than I realized......  How bout you change your avatar to "Let's talk about how dysfunctional you think I am"?

Wait you blackmailed your mother? I know about torturing your brother and guilting your dad...

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd 2000.  Whew.  I'm spent.  I guess I should go and focus on actual work now.

Dude, if I lived in Queens, I'd move to Brooklyn (for simply Tom's Restaurant).

 

Tom's? Are you serious?  Mike's in Ft. Greene is better! 

 

 

Wait you blackmailed your mother? I know about torturing your brother and guilting your dad...

Yes.  I found out she had a second Higbee's and Saks credit card - not the accounts my father had with her as a secondary user - (back in the day all credit was in the name of the husband and your card said something like "Mrs. Carlos Preston") - and where she was stashing all these new clothes/items in the house.  We (had) have these closet sized rooms in between rooms that aren't on the blueprint.  So one day, while I was snoopping on my brother I found this room filled with all kinds of stuff my mom bought. So I took some of it to my room.  Fast forward a couple of months, my mom (in Italian - my clue she was panicking as she only spoke to the maid that way, so that my brother and I wouldn't fully understand.  However she forgot I was studying Italian.) asked the maid had she seen these items, as they were going to an event, the maid said "no".  Knowing my mom would turn the house upside looking for these items to cover her tracks (suburban housewife 101) I set her up.

 

So when she came into my room asking me what she should wear I asked her, (holding up the dress) "....This?"  It was on, she went straight Puerto Rican off the holy hell on me.  I can still feel the slap to this day.  HOWEVER, she knew I knew her hiding place.  She told me she would gradually work them into her closet so my dad wouldn't realize they outfits/dresses were new and that she had credit cards in her own name.  She somehow managed to combine the bills, and do tricks with the bills so my dad wouldn't catch on. 

 

So as "hush money", my mom and I came to an agreement.  I wouldnt tell my dad about her secret space, in exchange for my very own Higbee's and Saks and a one month punishment.

 

It all came out in family therapy sessions.

 

 

Why would need to keep him on the "right" side of the force?  Don't block a kids creative outlets!

 

 

 

Well it's pretty hard to take care of me when I am old and feeble if he's in jail! . ;)

There are plenty of way to skin a cat that are "legal"!  I tortured my brother for 8 years, I black mailed my mom all through the later part of high school and college, and anytime something gay come on TV, I make my father feel like crap....and now, were one big happy dysfunctional family now!

 

You're more dysfunctional than I realized......  How bout you change your avatar to "Let's talk about how dysfunctional you think I am"?

 

I'm not dysfunctional, I'm resourceful and industrious!  ;)

I am picturing the MTS family therapy being like the Simpsons where they were all shocking each other...with swearing in multiple languages..

 

Secret rooms full of stuff? that's pretty wild.

I am picturing the MTS family therapy being like the Simpsons where they were all shocking each other...

 

Secret rooms full of stuff? that's pretty wild.

 

My mom takes care of anything that relates to the house and the rental houses.  So she knew all these things about the house that we didn't.

 

My dad came running up the stairs and pulled me off my brother and when I pushed him (keep in mind my brother and I are 6" taller than my father) he broke the paneling.  He starts cursing and asking why two brother would be fight like this.  Then he started bitching about how expensive it would be to replace the paneling as they dont build houses like this anymore, blah..blah..blah.

 

However, when he pulled a piece off, he realized it was a faux wall covering the door.

 

Next thing we know, there's door in front of another door that says "safe".  We dont think the family that lived there before us knew these rooms were there.  At that time, the safe guy estimated the safe had not been opened since the early 50's.

 

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That's pretty awesome. Was there anything in the safe?  I would have probably picked up on it, since I am always scheming on how to remodel my house and drawing up my ideas.

I am picturing the MTS family therapy being like the Simpsons where they were all shocking each other...

 

Secret rooms full of stuff? that's pretty wild.

 

My mom takes care of anything that relates to the house and the rental houses. So she knew all these things about the house that we didn't.

 

My dad came running up the stairs and pulled me off my brother and when I pushed him (keep in mind my brother and I are 6" taller than my father) he broke the paneling. He starts cursing and asking why two brother would be fight like this. Then he started bitching about how expensive it would be to replace the paneling as they dont build houses like this anymore, blah..blah..blah.

 

However, when he pulled a piece off, he realized it was a faux wall covering the door.

 

Next thing we know, there's door in front of another door that says "safe". We dont think the family that lived there before us knew these rooms were there. At that time, the safe guy estimated the safe had not been opened since the early 50's.

 

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THAT is cool! I want a house with secret rooms off the blueprint!

Woah, that is awesome!

Someone from SHS came over to evaluate things.  Some wall paper, some odd pieces and a mink stole from Denmark, which is why they dont think the safe had been open since the 50's. My mom wouldn't let them have that.

 

A few months later, during our renovation, we did find another room behind our fireplace, we think that a liquor storage room, used during the time of prohibition.  It somehow connects to another room, that I recently found (of course my mother knew about it) in the basement.

Tom's? Are you serious?  Mike's in Ft. Greene is better! 

 

No the f#ck it's not!  Stick with Harlem.  Mike's doesn't even split orders!

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Tom's? Are you serious?  Mike's in Ft. Greene is better! 

 

No the f#ck it's not!  Stick with Harlem.  Mike's doesn't even split orders!

 

You're smoking crack!  Although I do miss the M&G dinner and Pan-Pan.  However, I usually go to Melba's since its closer to my crib!

uh-oh UO throw down over breakfast joints in NYC....wait there is something wrong there.

 

CDM is there a city you haven't eaten BTW?

uh-oh UO throw down over breakfast joints in NYC....wait there is something wrong there.

 

CDM is there a city you haven't eaten BTW?

 

Not by the looks of the size of his culo!  Baby got back!  Not that it's a bad thing.  Imjustsayin'!

 

Round 1 - MTS knock out

Someone from SHS came over to evaluate things. Some wall paper, some odd pieces and a mink stole from Denmark, which is why they dont think the safe had been open since the 50's. My mom wouldn't let them have that.

 

A few months later, during our renovation, we did find another room behind our fireplace, we think that a liquor storage room, used during the time of prohibition. It somehow connects to another room, that I recently found (of course my mother knew about it) in the basement.

 

I love that about old houses. The house my mom recently moved into has some strange compartments all throughout and tunnels in the basement but nothing as elaborate as that closet sized safe. There's an octagon-shaped room in the basement that I think was used as a wine cellar but looks more like a torture chamber.

 

There's a tunnel connecting the basement of the main house to the mother in-law suite which is this building attached behind the garage. I found that out when I went into the mother-in law suite and discovered a really subtle rectangle outline in the hardwood floors of the bedroom. I pried it open and sure enough it was a tunnel that led to the basement of the main house. Come to find out, the house was also owned by a sr. executive of Limited Brands from back in the day. I also wonder if the passageway was used for prohibition.

If that's a knock-out, I think you need to look in the mirror to see some cracks and I ain't talkin' just your skin...

 

CDM is there a city you haven't eaten BTW?

 

London.  I don't usually do British stuff.  All I had when I was there was Chinese food.  Okay, I tried Shepherd's Pie once but that sh!t was garbage.

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If that's a knock-out, I think you need to look in the mirror to see some cracks and I ain't talkin' just your skin...

 

CDM is there a city you haven't eaten BTW?

 

London.  I don't usually do British stuff.  All I had when I was there was Chinese food.  Okay, I tried Shepherd's Pie once but that sh!t was garbage.

 

Sweetie, you can do better.  I expect more out of you than that!

That's what your mom didn't say.

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That's what your mom didn't say.

 

Thats because you dont make enough money to be relevent to her.  Trust me...she didn't even "see" you.

Obviously she can't see you with those rose-colored glasses you sportin'.

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Obviously she can't see you with those rose-colored glasses you sportin'.

 

I don't need rose colored glasses to see all that culo!

You need a new schtick, Ricky Ricardo.

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You need a new schtick, Ricky Ricardo.

 

I've got a schtick for you!  Trust!

Don't you have a chocolate factory with Ethel to f#ck up?

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I watched that video twice.

 

Beyonce is gorgeous. I want some of that fine mocha java  :-o I'll take Michelle Williams too; she's underrated - they hardly ever gave her the spotlight. Kelly Rowland is the grenade imo.

 

I'm awaiting the David Fist-Pump with that last sentence.

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LOL

ColDemon, you're bustin my balls.

This f*ckin guy..

Dude, we gotta GTL before we hit up Space.

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This board is getting out of control lol

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