I apologize to all my white fans but I get cranky and ghetto when The ColDay doesn't get that much sleep.  I don't give a flying 747 fvck about being nice today.  I'm motherfvckin' tizzards.  Lord knows this old ass white woman gonna ask me at the Speedway "sir, you have to put in your ZIP code."  Old heifer needs to ZIP it and except my glorious Chase card into her cheap ass 1950's ass gas station.  I mean, for real ho, why on earth you gonna operate a station that looks like it came straight out of 1972 Vicksburg, Mississippi.  THEN this bitch gonna fuck up and put damn-near expired milk and crusty dusty ass Krispy Kremes in her "Starvin' Marvin."  Bitch, I'm starvin' but I ain't gonna die!  You ain't see'in me drink that old Reiters ass shit.  Bitch please.  What the fvck do I look like, Patti LaBelle or somebody?  Ho sit down.

 

Then home skillet at the McDonald's done gave me a little ass apple juice.  Ho, did I AXE for a 6th grade apple juice?  Ho, didn't I say I want that $1 large Hi-C orange instead of your project-reject ass apple juice?  Bitch had five different colors in her hair looking like a slurpy at a minor league hockey game.  And her nukka takin' the cash in Window 1 looked like Dave Chappelle minus the $$$.

YOU'Z THE CRAZY ONE, NUKKA!

 

You an the "N" word, need to slow you're roll!  You know I hate that!

 

Black(ie) please.  I know YOU ain't talkin' about words that hate!

Then this bitch Rihanna.  Lookin' like a Raggedy Ann on Crack on the AMA's.  The hell is wrong with these "R&B" "singers" these days?  Katy Perry lookin' like an Old Navy manaquin.  Justin Beiber lookin' like a lesbian Carol Brady.  Usher lookin' like Pinnochio.  That she-ain't-really-17 Taylor Swift lookin' like she needs to GTL with Vinny and Pauly while her friend Miley Cyrus needs to turn down her voice about 300 points on the radio, ya dig?  And the Backstreet Boys and NKOTB are back?  I'm awaiting the return of A-HA and Devo combining into a superpower of trashy hats, construction workers, and Akron vegan restaurants.

You are off the chain today.  The AMAs is a mess.  Don't forget to comment on Nikki's green hair!

 

Not one of them has any talent in my opinion.

I BLAME YOU ALL!!!  I BLAME YOU ALL FOR TAYLOR SWIFT!!!  If YA'LL people weren't the ones dissing "rap music" and KANYE WEST, we wouldn't even HAVE Taylor Swift or those JoHo Bros.  You know who I miss?  DEBBIE GIBSON.  At least the woman could sing (somewhat).  I mean, who's left?  Britney Spears?  Then the white chicks that CAN sing (Christina Aguilera and Jessica Simpson) are left to either be a slut or play a ditz in Texas.  Why can't we just have SINGERS?  You didn't see Ella Fitzgerald or Sarah or Dinah all up in the camera having reality shows like "damn, where's my sh!t, Shaniqua?  Girl, get me some of that good hair you got a Sally's!"

 

Where's the class these days in music?  Even the Brits are going down the path of trashy white women singers!  Stay the course Adele and Florence + the Machine.  Stay the course!  Don't listen to TReally Winehorse or Joss Is Stoned!

yeah, but that Ke$ha is pretty good

 

[turning off computer before it explodes]

Hooray!  Thank you for the entertainment.

You are off the chain today. The AMAs is a mess. Don't forget to comment on Nikki's green hair!

 

Not one of them has any talent in my opinion.

 

Leave Onika alone.  Black rap girls need a Gaga.  They've had nothing but butch bitches (Eve, Queen Latifah, Remy) or whores (Lil Kim, Foxy, Jacki-O, Trina).  Yeah, Onika looked like she came straighit from Jamaica Avenue, bought herself from Rainbow clothes and went straight to the Jo-Ann Fabrics, cut her sh!t up, and made herself into a "celebrity" but hey, I'll take her pink wigs and fat ass over KE$HA anyday of the fvcking week.

You are off the chain today. The AMAs is a mess. Don't forget to comment on Nikki's green hair!

 

Not one of them has any talent in my opinion.

 

Leave Onika alone. Black rap girls need a Gaga. They've had nothing but butch bitches (Eve, Queen Latifah, Remy) or whores (Lil Kim, Foxy, Jacki-O, Trina). Yeah, Onika looked like she came straighit from Jamaica Avenue, bought herself from Rainbow clothes and went straight to the Jo-Ann Fabrics, cut her sh!t up, and made herself into a "celebrity" but hey, I'll take her pink wigs and fat ass over KE$HA anyday of the fvcking week.

 

We need MC Lyte to come back

yeah, but that Ke$ha is pretty good

 

[turning off computer before it explodes]

 

Don't get me STARTED on that average-without-make-up, Nashville-created, bootleg KP & Envy ass bitch.  I mean, "Blah Blah Blah" and "Tick Tock" are your singles?  Really ma?  REALLY?  She is the Wacka Flocka Flame of Girl Pop Music.

I need me some Taylor Danes to come back!  That's when white women could sing!  Who DIDN'T think Taylor was black until you turned on the Johnny Carson show and watch this pre-Mariah chick sing?  I was floored.  Much like a Dusty Springfield, a Lisa Stansfield, or a Michael McDonald.  I miss white people who actually sound black.  Now we have black people who sing WHITE!  Jason Derulo??!?!  Tao Cruz or whatever his name is.  I sware to God I thought those guys were white until I turned into the American Idol and Kara Diaguido or whatever her name is was like "this is my new artist" and there this old Haitian ass motherfvcker is all up on the state, trying to dance like Usher (more like Omarion), singing like Aaron Carter or Jessie McCartney. 

 

You know who I have respect for?  Justin Timberlake.  At least Timberlake has soul and has talent.  These other ass clowns need to go back to the Orlando Pop Factory.

You are off the chain today.  The AMAs is a mess.  Don't forget to comment on Nikki's green hair!

 

Not one of them has any talent in my opinion.

 

Leave Onika alone.  Black rap girls need a Gaga.  They've had nothing but butch bitches (Eve, Queen Latifah, Remy) or whores (Lil Kim, Foxy, Jacki-O, Trina).  Yeah, Onika looked like she came straighit from Jamaica Avenue, bought herself from Rainbow clothes and went straight to the Jo-Ann Fabrics, cut her sh!t up, and made herself into a "celebrity" but hey, I'll take her pink wigs and fat ass over KE$HA anyday of the fvcking week.

 

First off if anyone is a whore Onika is, w/her Trini a$$. 

 

Kimberly is a nice girl.  I could have turned her into so much more. And in my Bonita Butrell voice...dont nobody better not say nothin' bad about the Queen!

And how is URSHERS gonna go from Bedtime Stories and Nice & Slow to pop-ass music like that Pitbull song and OMG!  OMG!??!  OMG at that song title!  He needs to get back with Chili to bring his career back to the blackness quick!  I ain't got time to hear anymore Furball, Fuzzy, Frogger, what's her name again?  Fergie?  She can sing, actually, but she gets a "HO SIT DOWN" from me!  Old meth head.  Ma, don't be 40 and try to dance like your 16.  Six from Blossom you ain't!

And how is URSHERS gonna go from Bedtime Stories and Nice & Slow to pop-ass music like that Pitbull song and OMG!  OMG!??!  OMG at that song title!  He needs to get back with Chili to bring his career back to the blackness quick!  I ain't got time to hear anymore Furball, Fuzzy, Frogger, what's her name again?  Fergie?  She can sing, actually, but she gets a "HO SIT DOWN" from me!  Old meth head.  Ma, don't be 40 and try to dance like your 16.  Six from Blossom you ain't!

 

Sweetie, when you're 2 feet tall, this is what happens?

You are off the chain today. The AMAs is a mess. Don't forget to comment on Nikki's green hair!

 

Not one of them has any talent in my opinion.

 

Leave Onika alone. Black rap girls need a Gaga. They've had nothing but butch bitches (Eve, Queen Latifah, Remy) or whores (Lil Kim, Foxy, Jacki-O, Trina). Yeah, Onika looked like she came straighit from Jamaica Avenue, bought herself from Rainbow clothes and went straight to the Jo-Ann Fabrics, cut her sh!t up, and made herself into a "celebrity" but hey, I'll take her pink wigs and fat ass over KE$HA anyday of the fvcking week.

 

First off if anyone is a whore Onika is, w/her Trini a$$.

 

Kimberly is a nice girl. I could have turned her into so much more. And in my Bonita Butrell voice...dont nobody better not say nothin' bad about the Queen!

 

Please.  Biggie wrote her lines.  Her hottest lines were on a Mobb Deep remix.  Other than that, like her career and her face, she changed.  I got no respect for that ho.  At least Foxy wrote her own sh!t and actually had decent albums.  Kim's first album was aiight but other than that...La Bella Mafia?  The Notorious KIM?  HO SIT DOWN!  At least Onika has a different presence, even if she got fired from a Bronx Red Lobster.

And how is URSHERS gonna go from Bedtime Stories and Nice & Slow to pop-ass music like that Pitbull song and OMG! OMG!??! OMG at that song title! He needs to get back with Chili to bring his career back to the blackness quick! I ain't got time to hear anymore Furball, Fuzzy, Frogger, what's her name again? Fergie? She can sing, actually, but she gets a "HO SIT DOWN" from me! Old meth head. Ma, don't be 40 and try to dance like your 16. Six from Blossom you ain't!

 

Sweetie, when you're 2 feet tall, this is what happens?

 

Leave little Urshers height alone!  He's taller than T-Boz!

I need me some Taylor Danes to come back! That's when white women could sing! Who DIDN'T think Taylor was black until you turned on the Johnny Carson show and watch this pre-Mariah chick sing? I was floored. Much like a Dusty Springfield, a Lisa Stansfield, or a Michael McDonald. I miss white people who actually sound black. Now we have black people who sing WHITE! Jason Derulo??!?! Tao Cruz or whatever his name is. I sware to God I thought those guys were white until I turned into the American Idol and Kara Diaguido or whatever her name is was like "this is my new artist" and there this old Haitian ass motherfvcker is all up on the state, trying to dance like Usher (more like Omarion), singing like Aaron Carter or Jessie McCartney.

 

You know who I have respect for? Justin Timberlake. At least Timberlake has soul and has talent. These other ass clowns need to go back to the Orlando Pop Factory.

 

You need some Philadelphia soul

 

And that little Willow Smith.  You know Chris love the kids (not like R. Kelly but you know what I mean) but she gets a "sit down little girl" from me!  Don't be tellin' little black children to "whip their hair!"  She's encouraging extensions like her Woo Mamma!  How about "BRAID your hair" or something!  Even Sesame Street has to correct this little Smith Spawn!

I need me some Taylor Danes to come back! That's when white women could sing! Who DIDN'T think Taylor was black until you turned on the Johnny Carson show and watch this pre-Mariah chick sing? I was floored. Much like a Dusty Springfield, a Lisa Stansfield, or a Michael McDonald. I miss white people who actually sound black. Now we have black people who sing WHITE! Jason Derulo??!?! Tao Cruz or whatever his name is. I sware to God I thought those guys were white until I turned into the American Idol and Kara Diaguido or whatever her name is was like "this is my new artist" and there this old Haitian ass motherfvcker is all up on the state, trying to dance like Usher (more like Omarion), singing like Aaron Carter or Jessie McCartney.

 

You know who I have respect for? Justin Timberlake. At least Timberlake has soul and has talent. These other ass clowns need to go back to the Orlando Pop Factory.

 

You need some Philadelphia soul

 

 

The song title is appropriate.  I never was a Hall & Oates fan. 

You are off the chain today.  The AMAs is a mess.  Don't forget to comment on Nikki's green hair!

 

Not one of them has any talent in my opinion.

 

Leave Onika alone.  Black rap girls need a Gaga.  They've had nothing but butch bitches (Eve, Queen Latifah, Remy) or whores (Lil Kim, Foxy, Jacki-O, Trina).  Yeah, Onika looked like she came straighit from Jamaica Avenue, bought herself from Rainbow clothes and went straight to the Jo-Ann Fabrics, cut her sh!t up, and made herself into a "celebrity" but hey, I'll take her pink wigs and fat ass over KE$HA anyday of the fvcking week.

 

First off if anyone is a whore Onika is, w/her Trini a$$. 

 

Kimberly is a nice girl.  I could have turned her into so much more. And in my Bonita Butrell voice...dont nobody better not say nothin' bad about the Queen!

 

Please.  Biggie wrote her lines.  Her hottest lines were on a Mobb Deep remix.  Other than that, like her career and her face, she changed.  I got no respect for that ho.  At least Foxy wrote her own sh!t and actually had decent albums.  Kim's first album was aiight but other than that...La Bella Mafia?  The Notorious KIM?  HO SIT DOWN!  At least Onika has a different presence, even if she got fired from a Bronx Red Lobster.

 

No..No..No...  He did not write all her lines.  The Junior mafia albums yes.  However, on Hard Core, they collaborated.  I would say he wrote or advised here on 60% of the CD.

 

I had to clean up that project.  If Warner hadn't fallen apart, things would be different today.

Yes you were. They're like Journey, or Wu Tang, everyone has at least one song they like by them.

I need me some Taylor Danes to come back! That's when white women could sing! Who DIDN'T think Taylor was black until you turned on the Johnny Carson show and watch this pre-Mariah chick sing? I was floored. Much like a Dusty Springfield, a Lisa Stansfield, or a Michael McDonald. I miss white people who actually sound black. Now we have black people who sing WHITE! Jason Derulo??!?! Tao Cruz or whatever his name is. I sware to God I thought those guys were white until I turned into the American Idol and Kara Diaguido or whatever her name is was like "this is my new artist" and there this old Haitian ass motherfvcker is all up on the state, trying to dance like Usher (more like Omarion), singing like Aaron Carter or Jessie McCartney.

 

You know who I have respect for? Justin Timberlake. At least Timberlake has soul and has talent. These other ass clowns need to go back to the Orlando Pop Factory.

 

You need some Philadelphia soul

 

 

The song title is appropriate. I never was a Hall & Oates fan.

 

Listened to them on World Cafe yesterday (I think it was a replay of one a long time ago); I always though of them as cheesy 80's easy listening,,,but they were good on the Cafe, they played live.  Hall & Oates is one of the more under-appreciated acts out there.

Now we have black people who sing WHITE! 

haven't we always? and what's wrong with that?

Sammy Davis jr - I've Gotta be me

I need me some Taylor Danes to come back!  That's when white women could sing!  Who DIDN'T think Taylor was black until you turned on the Johnny Carson show and watch this pre-Mariah chick sing?  I was floored.  Much like a Dusty Springfield, a Lisa Stansfield, or a Michael McDonald.  I miss white people who actually sound black.  Now we have black people who sing WHITE!  Jason Derulo??!?!  Tao Cruz or whatever his name is.  I sware to God I thought those guys were white until I turned into the American Idol and Kara Diaguido or whatever her name is was like "this is my new artist" and there this old Haitian ass motherfvcker is all up on the state, trying to dance like Usher (more like Omarion), singing like Aaron Carter or Jessie McCartney. 

 

You know who I have respect for?  Justin Timberlake.  At least Timberlake has soul and has talent.  These other ass clowns need to go back to the Orlando Pop Factory.

 

You need some Philadelphia soul

 

 

This is Philadelphia Soul!

 

The First Choice - Let no man put asunder -Frankie Knuckles

Yes you were. They're like Journey, or Wu Tang, everyone has at least one song they like by them.

 

Well, sorry, but I Can't Go For That reasoning.  Never liked them.  Not one song.

Now we have black people who sing WHITE!  

haven't we always? and what's wrong with that?

Sammy Davis jr - I've Gotta be me

 

Lawd!  Not Sammy D!  NOT CHARLEY!!!  THE HORROR!!!

And don't forget Darius Rucker of Hootie and the Blowfish...

Now we have black people who sing WHITE! 

haven't we always? and what's wrong with that?

Sammy Davis jr - I've Gotta be me

 

Lawd!  Not Sammy D!  NOT CHARLEY!!!  THE HORROR!!!

just for the record, Sammy Davis Jr. was one of the best singers ever. Ever. Period!

SAMMY DAVIS Jnr : Kind Of Fool/Music Of The Night

And don't forget Darius Rucker of Hootie and the Blowfish...

 

Oy! I try every single day to forget them.

Oh lawd, white folks have gone nuts.  This white lady at Steak N' Shake was complaining about the TSA pat-downs and shit.  She was like "It's like we're all being profiled for terrorists!"  Bitch, duh.  What, do you just want THOSE people to get patted down for being terrorists?  It's funny when "we all" (read between the lines: white people) get profiled equally at the airport, folks and the media start complaining.  Yet when black and Latino folks get profiled just for walking into a 7-11, we get told "get over it!  You don't need handouts!"  (which yes, I've heard randomly at a 7-11 in Chicago).

 

Lord, I tell ya.  Well I, speaking for all minorities, am glad YOU PEOPLE are getting profiled too!  LET THOSE TSA AGENTS HAVE THEIR FUN WITH YOUR FUNBAGS!!!

Now we have black people who sing WHITE!  

haven't we always? and what's wrong with that?

Sammy Davis jr - I've Gotta be me

 

Lawd!  Not Sammy D!  NOT CHARLEY!!!  THE HORROR!!!

just for the record, Sammy Davis Jr. was one of the best singers ever. Ever. Period!

SAMMY DAVIS Jnr : Kind Of Fool/Music Of The Night

 

Never said the man couldn't sing, now.  You HAD to be able to sing back then or you couldn't even step in the door.  Now, all you have to do is look good and do a quick two-step and you got yourself a deal and Spike Jones music video!

Oh lawd, white folks have gone nuts.  This white lady at Steak N' Shake was complaining about the TSA pat-downs and sh!t.  She was like "It's like we're all being profiled for terrorists!"  Bitch, duh.  What, do you just want THOSE people to get patted down for being terrorists?  It's funny when "we all" (read between the lines: white people) get profiled equally at the airport, folks and the media start complaining.  Yet when black and Latino folks get profiled just for walking into a 7-11, we get told "get over it!  You don't need handouts!"  (which yes, I've heard randomly at a 7-11 in Chicago).

 

Lord, I tell ya.  Well I, speaking for all minorities, am glad YOU PEOPLE are getting profiled too!  LET THOSE TSA AGENTS HAVE THEIR FUN WITH YOUR FUNBAGS!!!

 

What have white people ever done wrong in the world that they deserve such treatment?

 

[ok, I'll give you David Caruso on CSI]

*Ahem*

 

Sinead O'Connor.

*Ahem*

 

Sinead O'Connor.

 

She's Irish

And the Irish aren't white?  They make the French look black.

*Ahem*

 

Sinead O'Connor.

 

And the proud owner of the only Prince cover better than the original...

 

May I point you in the direction of this quaote from 'the Commitments"

 

Jimmy Rabbitte: Do you not get it, lads? The Irish are the blacks of Europe. And Dubliners are the blacks of Ireland. And the Northside Dubliners are the blacks of Dublin. So say it once, say it loud: I'm black and I'm proud.

 

That's debatable.  She sounded like a dying lamb awaiting to be served at Alinea.

Prince mailed it in on his version, she had that going for her. As he too often does. What the point of being uber prolific if you aren't trying 3/4 of the time? Did anybody else hear that go awful song he put together for the Vikings playoff run last year?

*Ahem*

 

Sinead O'Connor.

 

And the proud owner of the only Prince cover better than the original...

 

May I point you in the direction of this quaote from 'the Commitments"

 

Jimmy Rabbitte: Do you not get it, lads? The Irish are the blacks of Europe. And Dubliners are the blacks of Ireland. And the Northside Dubliners are the blacks of Dublin. So say it once, say it loud: I'm black and I'm proud.

 

 

Thank you, I knew I remembered the quote, but couldn't for the life of me place it.

Prince mailed it in on his version, she had that going for her. As he too often does. What the point of being uber prolific if you aren't trying 3/4 of the time? Did anybody else hear that go awful song he put together for the Vikings playoff run last year?

 

That awful Vikings theme song > Sinead O'Connor's career. 

 

The irony of tearing up the pope on SNL.  Illuminati indeed.

*Ahem*

 

Sinead O'Connor.

 

And the proud owner of the only Prince cover better than the original...

 

May I point you in the direction of this quaote from 'the Commitments"

 

Jimmy Rabbitte: Do you not get it, lads? The Irish are the blacks of Europe. And Dubliners are the blacks of Ireland. And the Northside Dubliners are the blacks of Dublin. So say it once, say it loud: I'm black and I'm proud.

 

 

Thank you, I knew I remembered the quote, but couldn't for the life of me place it.

 

*Ahem*

 

Sinead O'Connor.

May I point you in the direction of this quaote from 'the Commitments"

 

Jimmy Rabbitte: Do you not get it, lads? The Irish are the blacks of Europe. And Dubliners are the blacks of Ireland. And the Northside Dubliners are the blacks of Dublin. So say it once, say it loud: I'm black and I'm proud.

 

 

This one's for you MTS - Darth Vader vs. Voldemort

 

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web03/2010/11/22/12/vader-vs-voldemort-6156-1290446616-1.jpg

It's a pretty good indication that you aren't going to have a long career when your first hit is a a cover. I am still a little bitter at Prince for wasting a Birthday or Christmas present on the Emancipation set. Really? that had to 4 discs?

Yeah, that was a bit too much.

This one's for you MTS - Darth Vader vs. Voldemort

 

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web03/2010/11/22/12/vader-vs-voldemort-6156-1290446616-1.jpg

 

The mention of Alinea is the only thing keeping me reading in here anymore. I feel like I'm watching a bad day on my soap. Forward, forward, forward.

There are other shows on this forum, missy!

The mention of Alinea is the only thing keeping me reading in here anymore. I feel like I'm watching a bad day on my soap. Forward, forward, forward.

 

Those things will rot your brain.

 

On a related note, anyone here watch Venture Brothers?

The mention of Alinea is the only thing keeping me reading in here anymore. I feel like I'm watching a bad day on my soap. Forward, forward, forward.

 

Those things will rot your brain.

 

On a related note, anyone here watch Venture Brothers?

 

Of course I do!!

This one's for you MTS - Darth Vader vs. Voldemort

 

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web03/2010/11/22/12/vader-vs-voldemort-6156-1290446616-1.jpg

 

 

Two of my favorite evil villians!  So much to like about both.

 

I too like Voldermont a bit better because he pays the bills and has a great big evil snake!