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The mention of Alinea is the only thing keeping me reading in here anymore. I feel like I'm watching a bad day on my soap. Forward, forward, forward.

 

Those things will rot your brain.

 

On a related note, anyone here watch Venture Brothers?

 

Of course I do!!

 

Didn't realize you guys had your evil hands in this program. Well, my hat's off to the writers of that show. I consistently laugh out loud. Complete lunacy. I love it. 

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The mention of Alinea is the only thing keeping me reading in here anymore. I feel like I'm watching a bad day on my soap. Forward, forward, forward.

 

Those things will rot your brain.

 

On a related note, anyone here watch Venture Brothers?

 

Of course I do!!

 

Didn't realize you guys had your evil hands in this program. Well, my hat's off to the writers of that show. I consistently laugh out loud. Complete lunacy. I love it. 

 

We have total world domination!  We're in every part of your lives!  ha ha ha ha ha ha

I picture MTS as being a combination of LA Reid and Antoine Dodson...

 

Antoine-Dodson.png + LA-Reid.jpg = MTS

I picture MTS as being a combination of LA Reid and Antoine Dodson...

 

Antoine-Dodson.png + LA-Reid.jpg = MTS

 

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^What!? LA Reid is one of Ohio's best exports (from Lincoln Hts- suburb of Cincinnati).

^What!? LA Reid is one of Ohio's best exports (from Lincoln Hts- suburb of Cincinnati).

 

You can claim that Southern Ohio hick.

Some questions out of curiosity.  I was wandering Covington, KY on google maps and noticed two odd things.

 

First, what is this massive building at 4th and Russell?  It looks like a school...that leveled half of downtown.

 

Second, why does it say "All Male Strippers?"  I can't imagine there being an actual stripclub there. That's like two blocks from Mainstrasse.

 

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Some questions out of curiosity.  I was wandering Covington, KY on google maps and noticed two odd things.

 

First, what is this massive building at 4th and Russell?  It looks like a school...that leveled half of downtown.

 

Second, why does it say "All Male Strippers?"  I can't imagine there being an actual stripclub there. That's like two blocks from Mainstrasse.

 

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Looking for a new job? 

First, what is this massive building at 4th and Russell? It looks like a school...that leveled half of downtown.

 

The IRS.

"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

First, what is this massive building at 4th and Russell? It looks like a school...that leveled half of downtown.

 

The IRS.

 

Ugh, really...that makes sense.

 

 

Some questions out of curiosity. I was wandering Covington, KY on google maps and noticed two odd things.

 

First, what is this massive building at 4th and Russell? It looks like a school...that leveled half of downtown.

 

Second, why does it say "All Male Strippers?" I can't imagine there being an actual stripclub there. That's like two blocks from Mainstrasse.

 

covington.jpg

 

Looking for a new job?

 

Is that your place?  I always thought you might be a pimp...just didn't think you'd chooses Kentucky to set up shop.  No, I'm not looking for a job, thanks for asking.

 

 

 

Is that your place?  I always thought you might be a pimp...just didn't think you'd chooses Kentucky to set up shop.  No, I'm not looking for a job, thanks for asking.

 

A good pimp knows how to manage his hoes!  It's Kentucky, I think you could make a good buck for me there!  You might be popular with the hillbilly's!

 

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Yeah, that IRS in Covington is really, really dumb.  It makes me want to disband the IRS even more than I already do, which is saying something.

internet theft.  Somehow someone at - Kohl's - got my pin number to my bank card and purchased close to 15k worth of shit! over the past 2 months.

 

Folks check your banks statements regularly.

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone

Forget thanksgiving. My family annoys me. I'm listening to itunes on my computer.

Bluegrass, Wild Turkey, and of course food. I love my family.

T minus 20 until I fall asleep on this couch...

OMG MTS we know you were out shopping at Kohl's. You love it!

I know it's a good Thanksgiving when my 89 year old aunt wants to dance on the dining room table... cue up some polka music and go Aunt Ceil!

internet theft. Somehow someone at - Kohl's - got my pin number to my bank card and purchased close to 15k worth of sh!t! over the past 2 months.

 

Folks check your banks statements regularly.

 

That is crazy.  Most of that should be insured or something, right?  This is why i don't use banks or cards or any of that stuff. 

rofl

colerain (cincy suberb) has a super ill skatepark now if anyone cares. way better den florence and middletown.  when i was growing up there was no skateparks anywhere near here.  ohio surf and skate was it up in dayton i think.  we used to drive to Louisville just to skate downtown cause cincy cops was all over us down at P&G's back lot.

internet theft.  Somehow someone at - Kohl's - got my pin number to my bank card and purchased close to 15k worth of sh!t! over the past 2 months.

 

Folks check your banks statements regularly.

I was gonna say, don't banks notify you if unusually large purchases start showing up on your account in relatively short time spans? Apparently buying  "15k worth of sh!t" is par for the course for you :-)

internet theft. Somehow someone at - Kohl's - got my pin number to my bank card and purchased close to 15k worth of sh!t! over the past 2 months.

 

Folks check your banks statements regularly.

 

Yeah right, keep pretending like you didn't go on another Kohl's shopping spree.  I guess Macy's and JC Penny were running out of crap for you to buy?

Do community recreation centers in Columbus charge fees? Do you have to be a member to join? Or do you just walk in and play basketball, tennis, lift weights, etc? Anyone know?

30 degrees outside and i am going skateboarding as soon as i get out of the office.

trying to quit smoking and need to run up and down stairs or skateboard or something like that.

and when i ride in the cold like this i'm bundled up so if i fall i got padding.

 

 

It's a decent day for skateboarding. Could be a lot worse. Have fun outside while the weather is still bearable.

We took the baby to the park today and nobody else was there! It was sunny and in the low 40s at least and I couldn't believe nobody else took advantage of it.

it did get nice in the afternoon. people are dummies to not take advantage of it.  nice sunrise this morning as well.

I just wanted to introduce myself as it looks like I'll be a urban ohio person soon. I'm Emmie, 33, will be living in Lakewood!  Hi everyone!

Hi Emmie!  So you officially found a place!  Welcome  :wave:

It looks that way.  In the final stages of signing a lease, so it COULD go south.  Keep your fingers crossed for me!

Fingers are crossed!! I hope you get settled soon.

"In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage." -- John Steinbeck

In other news, I have to have my gallbladder removed next weds, so I will be offline for awhile. Possibly a long while, depending on whether or not they are successful with lapro, which is about 50-50 at this point. Or an even longer while if I don't survive, which of course is always a possible outcome. Can you tell I am sick of having surgery at this point?

Best wishes, rnr.

Yeah, seriously R&R, a speedy recovery to you.

OMG. I will be thinking of you.

"In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage." -- John Steinbeck

thanks, guys. Amazing again how children change you - my only thought about this is how it's going to affect my child - I can't pick him up for at least several days, how will I nurse him if I can't lie down on my R side, can't get up by myself, etc. And of course, how will it affect him if I don't survive. At least my will is updated.

You'll be in my thoughts and prayers.

Emmie, welcome and congratulations!

 

rockandroller, best wishes on a speedy recovery from surgery, and I hope to see you back on here soon!

^What he said.  RnR for RnR!

"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

YYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSS LORD HEY-ZEUS!!!  They better be bringin' the CHICKEN EXPRESS to the Double O!  Or some Saltgrass!  Hell, even Taco Bueno!  They can keep Rudy's down thuuurr, though.  And who still goes to CAFETERIAS for dinner?  Luby's?  Furr's?  THE HELL IS WRONG WITH TEXAS?!?!  Does anybody still go to the Metamucil Cafeteria Lounge aka MCL?!?!?  DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE CHEAP ASS VERSIONS LIKE KINGS/HOGG'S/BONANZA!!!  And those trashy buffets like PONDEROSA and RYAN'S!  LAWD NO!!!  PRAISE CHRIST for the MGM DETROIT CASINO BUFFET!!!

"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

And the Charlotte Airport.  It's a black man's dream!  Bogangles, Carolina Barbeque, AND a Popeye's!?!?!  WHOOOOOOOO YESSSSAH!!!  Even the white US Airways agents were like "yes lawd, get me a 2 piece!"  But they need to update that airport.  It takes damn near a half hour to go from one end to the other.  Sh!t, they better give me a blow job and a martini for running THAT marathon!  And that 1980's McDonald's they call an "airport" in Dallas is about as outdated as Nautica coats or the Excalibur in Las Vegas.

"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

And those frontage roads in Texas.  Trash, utter trash.  Worn, random abandoned strip malls, Mexican flea markets, a Six Flags Mall, and Yoko Ono they didn't just put a Red Robin combined with a Valero gas station.  No no no!  Trashy Texas.  They have Megachurches that look like the US Bank/Q/Schottenstein Arena and those are off those frontage roads too!  And have you ever seen a bum ask for change outside of an IKEA before?  I'm gonna pray for him...to get him some $5 6-piece IKEA glass cups.  And they have a downtown Wal*Mart in Dallas...that actually...kinda...worked.  "Neighborhood" concept (smaller store).  Strange, but no complaints from me.

"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

But I loves me some Fort Worths!  Good food, nice white people, nice zoo, decent neighborhoods, great infill, and best of all...the only good barbeque I found in Tejas.  And probably the most underrated rail station in the country.  I fvcks with Fort Worth!  Though not TCU or SMU or whatever Christian-related university they have down there.  SMU is surrounded by 1930's mansions, a 1920's Spanish-themed lifestyle center, and a decent TOD (Mockingbird LRT) that isn't too walkable to campus.  TCU is...well...let's just say they belong with half the schools in the Big East.

"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

And that Grapevine Mills Mall?  Oy!  The NASCAR layout is appropriate for that trough to feed those cows and longhorns walking around that mall all day long.  They even had a temporary Justin Beiber store (which apparently used to be a Jonas Bros. store until they went on coke). 

 

I'm going to pray for that mall.

"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

Actually, I'm going to pray for all of Tejas.  They need the Lord to get rid of those tacky-ass megachurches (at the very least use STONE people!  Not a half-domed Wal*Mart!).  And get rid of those horrendous, terrible service/frontage/access roads.  Those things are dangerous!  And lord knows they can't drive down there let alone use the roads correctly.  And no basements?  Even with those tornados?!?  And their Little Vietnam is a strip mall ironically on a road called "New York Avenue"...in Arlington.  Good food though.

"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

Quiet, Mexican.

 

Darling, you're confusing me with Avogadro.  Calling me Mexican is only slightly better than calling me a Platano.

 

I'm an American citizen, just like both of my parents!

 

Okay by me, Rita Moreno.

 

I (and others) read and contribute to these forums for the information, not for watching forumers get chippy with one another.

 

EDIT: Sarcasm ("chippiness") DEFINITELY inteded

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