December 14, 201212 yr Back. Again. Hopefully for real this time. Been working full time since August (got my big boy job), and I am still getting over a breakup that happened in late September. I guess a 5 year relationship is a lot to get over. Anyway, I love and miss this site and I'm happy everyone is still here. Williamsport is alive and kicking so stay tuned for some updates.
December 15, 201212 yr Back. Again. Hopefully for real this time. Been working full time since August (got my big boy job), and I am still getting over a breakup that happened in late September. I guess a 5 year relationship is a lot to get over. Anyway, I love and miss this site and I'm happy everyone is still here. Williamsport is alive and kicking so stay tuned for some updates. Welcome back
December 15, 201212 yr Filled up the motorcycle with gas this morning on the way to work. Some guy with an SUV at the pump next to me tried to make fun of me for being stupid riding in the cold. I paid $5 for a fill up. He paid $68. (By the way, I'm not denying I'm stupid for riding in the cold.) Lemme guess, you ride a BMW or KTM ;) One time, I saw a couple guys on BMWs purposefully head in the direction of a storm.
December 20, 201212 yr I had to post this one I got through e-mail yesterday :-D...... Dear Santa, How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 4 for Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day. Merry Christmas, Timmy Jones * * Dear Timmy, Thank you for you letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer and the elves are all fine and thank you for asking about them. Santa is a little worried all the time you spend playing video games and texting. Santa wouldn't want you to get fat. Since you have indeed been a good boy, I think I'll bring you something you can go outside and play with.* Merry Christmas,* Santa Claus*** * * Mr. Claus, Seeing that I have fulfilled the "naughty vs. Nice" contract, set by you I might add, I feel confident that you can see your way clear to granting me what I have asked for. I certainly wouldn't want to turn this joyous season into one of litigation. Also, don't you think that a jibe at my weight coming from an overweight man who goes out once a year is a bit trite? Respectfully, Tim Jones * * Mr. Jones, While I have acknowledged you have met the "nice" criteria, need I remind you that your Christmas list is a request and in no way is it a guarantee of services provided. Should you wish to pursue legal action, well that is your right. Please know, however, that my attorney's have been on retainer ever since the Burgermeister Meisterburger incident and will be more than happy to take you on in open court. Additionally, the exercise I alluded to will not only improve your health, but also improve your social skills and potentially help clear up a complexion that looks like the bottom of the Burger King fry bin most days. Very Truly Yours, S Claus * * Now look here Fat Man, I told you what I want and I expect you to bring it. I was attempting to be polite about this but you brought my looks and my friends into this. Now you just be disrespecting me. I'm about to tweet my boys and we're gonna be waiting for your fat ass and I'm taking my game console, my game, my phone, and whatever else I want. WHAT EVER I WANT, MAN! T-Bone * * Listen Pizza Face, Seriously??? You think a dude that breaks into every house in the world on one night and never gets caught sweats a skinny G-banger wannabe? "He sees you when you're sleeping; He knows when you're awake". Sound familiar, genius? You know what kind of resources I have at my disposal. I got your sh!t wired, Jack. I go all around the world and see ways to hurt people that if I described them right now, you'd throw up your Totino's pizza roll all over the carpet of your mom's basement. You're not getting what you asked for, but I'm still stopping by your crib to stomp a mud hole in your a$$ and then walk it dry. Chew on that, Petunia. S Clizzy * * Dear Santa, Bring me whatever you see fit. I'll appreciate anything. Timmy * * Timmy, That's what I thought you little bastard. Santa
December 21, 201212 yr I come bearing GIFs for all this fine xmas http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/the-54-best-animated-gifs-of-2012
December 22, 201212 yr Happy Holidays all On Thursday, I was invited to Thing 1 house to help make christmas cookies, by his 2.5 year old, elf sized Gordon Ramsey master chef wannabe son! I was told my shapes were "bad" Thing 1 was kicked out of the kitchen for eating the eyes and not putting the m&ms on the right way Then the little bugger had the never to say, "These aren't good enough for Santa. Mommie, they are bad helpers!" So yesterday he brings the reject cookies to work. SMDH! If I do say so myself, I think I did pretty good on the antlers!
January 16, 201312 yr poop poop a doop -- you just can't make this stuff up: Man slips, falls to death while defecating between subway cars; another man hurt in same station By JENNIFER FERMINO, KAYLEE OSOWSKI, and JAMIE SCHRAM Last Updated: 3:05 AM, January 16, 2013 A 31-year-old Bronx man fell to his death yesterday while defecating between subway cars on a moving 6 train, cops said. The man fell onto the tracks and was run over by a northbound train as it was leaving the 125th Street station shortly after 4 p.m., police said. Around the same time on the opposite platform, a bloody and extremely battered man crawled up from the tracks — just as a northbound 5 train was pulling in — with a broken pelvis, severe buttocks injuries and cuts. That man — who sources said was Manuce Dulcio, 50 — might have been hit by the train, cops said. It’s unclear why he was on the tracks. Dulcio was “very intoxicated,” a police source said. Officials had initially said that the men had been involved in a fight. But they now believe the bizarre incidents were totally unrelated. Riders were stuck on the 5 train for 45 minutes after the incident. http://m.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/men_in_subway_hit_HP2PfPRE6N7JJU8g5lVpSP
January 16, 201312 yr omg what have i done? i now have a freakin taylor swift song on my shazam. must delete. :)
January 17, 201312 yr omg what have i done? i now have a freakin taylor swift song on my shazam. must delete. :) You know you love her!
January 19, 201312 yr Hey guys, what's up? Haven't been on here in a while, I know. Hope everyone is doing good. I'm alright myself. I have a short series of questions for you guys...specifically geared towards those of you who utilize trade skills as a career, remodel or flip houses and/or are in some form involved in the real estate industry in general. If you don't mind taking the time to answer a few questions for a curious mind, please PM me with your email address. It would be much appreciated. I know I could inquire through other outlets but I have always found you guys to be really informative, resourceful and helpful no matter how crazy my questions are lol. shoot me a pm with your email address so I can use my gmail and converse quicker and get notifications. Hey thanks guys! P.S. I'm going to try to be more active on here. I kinda miss my second family :)
January 29, 201312 yr whoa - dewd set the record living the dream riding the largest wave off portugal! more: http://m.nypost.com/f/mobile/news/international/watch_american_surfing_legend_break_EHv4QzmBBNfqAt63dHd8jL
February 1, 201312 yr wow what an epic rant -- lady gaga lets loose in court on her former assistant: http://m.nypost.com/f/mobile/news/national/gag_comes_off_gaga_lawsuit_fiery_Lhfr37x9GtF2mtKX1whpPN
February 1, 201312 yr Amusing graphic making the rounds on Facebook this morning. Not sure if it is an old resurrected post or not, but it made me giggle
July 10, 201311 yr Ok, so I took a few photos over the last month in downtown Cleveland but never got around to posting them because similar photos of the hill on the convention center and FEB had already been posted. Since those photos aren't here anymore I decided to skim through my photobucket and see if I still had them (it looks like I deleted them). While I was skimming though I noticed I have a few albums of old photos and started looking through them. So as a result of this website crashing I'm sitting at my desk crying while looking at pictures of my dad who died 5 years ago.
July 18, 201311 yr Attention whoring out this article about Fresh Fork, which has a couple of decent pix of my son, and one of me where I look horribly fat. http://www.freshwatercleveland.com/features/freshforkslider071813.aspx?utm_source=VerticalResponse&utm_medium=Email&utm_term=ride+along+with+fresh+fork+market%2c+a+farm-to-table+slideshow&utm_content=%7bEmail_Address%7d&utm_campaign=The+Times+They+Are+a-Changin'
July 18, 201311 yr Attention whoring out this article about Fresh Fork, which has a couple of decent pix of my son, and one of me where I look horribly fat. http://www.freshwatercleveland.com/features/freshforkslider071813.aspx?utm_source=VerticalResponse&utm_medium=Email&utm_term=ride+along+with+fresh+fork+market%2c+a+farm-to-table+slideshow&utm_content=%7bEmail_Address%7d&utm_campaign=The+Times+They+Are+a-Changin' OMG your son is so big. They grow up so fast.
July 18, 201311 yr It's like a CSA, but they are an aggregator, not a true CSA. They obtain things from many farms, as depicted in the article. This allows for more variety.
July 19, 201311 yr Hysterical! - http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/427758/july-15-2013/ktvu-tv-on-asiana-airlines-crash
July 21, 201311 yr It's like a CSA, but they are an aggregator, not a true CSA. They obtain things from many farms, as depicted in the article. This allows for more variety. ah yeah, like a csa. i had heard of it, but had no idea, thx. btw we went to this new little italian place tonight called ciccio. i dk if you like pasta, but this was the best pasta dish i ever had. seriously. its in nw soho 6th ave&vandam. inexpensive/real italian. put it on yr ny to-do list! Strisce Alla Chiantigiana - pancetta, onion, red wine reduction, pecorino toscano.
July 23, 201311 yr This is likely just photoshop BS from Reddit, but I really hope it's legit. Korean News on SWA/LGA runway accident.
August 2, 201311 yr I'm getting wisdom teeth pulled this morning... I'm so excited! Well not really. You finally have a job with a dental plan! Good for you! he he he he he
August 2, 201311 yr No I've just been putting it off. My wisdom teeth have never given me a single problem until one became infected last week. Fortunately I've found a nice soviet dentist that isn't big on the 'you haven't been to a dentist since Clinton was president?' tongue lashings.
August 2, 201311 yr No I've just been putting it off. My wisdom teeth have never given me a single problem until one became infected last week. Fortunately I've found a nice soviet dentist that isn't big on the 'you haven't been to a dentist since Clinton was president?' tongue lashings. ROFLMAO! Soviet Doctor? So you plan to have your teeth extracted with no anesthesia?
August 2, 201311 yr I had two that I needed out, so I just had them done one at a time over the course of a couple months. So I was awake. The actual extractions themselves took only about 45 seconds apiece. It's the anesthesia that takes all the time. Oh yeah, this:
August 2, 201311 yr Really? My lower ones took over an hour, and 3 different people to get them out. So yeah, I was asleep for the upper ones.
August 2, 201311 yr It's different for everyone I suppose, but the left one was him pushing hard until a crunch, some pull, a grind and a quick sew. The right was just the push and pull.
August 3, 201311 yr holy boozehounds batman! check out the ultimate home cocktail couple's apt: I found this on NY Village Voice http://blogs.villagevoice.com/forkintheroad/2013/08/exploringnycshomebarscenewelcometothemcclures.php
August 3, 201311 yr just explained sliders to an Aussie ePal She was amazed why would a person live in a place without White Castle?
August 5, 201311 yr ^they don't want violent diarrhea? I've been drunk enough to think Taco Bell is a good idea, but never drunk enough to entertain the idea of ordering White Castle.
August 8, 201311 yr These pics are from a couple months ago. Somebody was parked illegally in my garage in downtown Cleveland. It's below ground so they can't tow anything from it. Instead they just get das boot. The note from the person that's supposed to be parking in that spot made me laugh.
August 9, 201311 yr wow i just scored front & center tix for goldfrapp at the beacon next month. i never got that lucky w/ first day on sale concert tickets before. after battling ticketmonster it feels like hitting a home run! i wish ticketron would come back, that was from cle and much nicer. but these days ticketfly are pretty nice too and they dont rake you with fees as much.
August 30, 201311 yr Japan Internet 'Fasting Camps' Aim To Treat Screen-Addicted Kids Jessica SamakowThe Huffington PostAug 28, 2013 The ministry of education in Japan has a plan to pull kids away from screens and into the great outdoors, the Daily Telegraph reports. They're aiming to introduce Internet "fasting camps" where children who are deemed Internet-addicts will participate in outdoor activities and get appropriate counseling in an unplugged environment. An estimated 518,000 kids, between the ages of 12 and 18, in the country are allegedly addicted to the Internet, though hard and fast numbers are difficult to attain. Akifumi Sekine, a spokesman for the ministry, told the news source that the point of the camps would simply be to get kids away from gadgets. "We want to get them out of the virtual world and to encourage them to have real communication with other children and adults," he said. more: http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/3824697?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003
August 30, 201311 yr Japan definitely appreciates its low-tech past and doesn't want to lose it. In fact, over time there's a good chance that they're going start leaving the tech stuff up to the rest of the world -- much like their rural areas already do.
August 30, 201311 yr "We want to get them out of the virtual world and to encourage them to have real communication with other children and adults," he said. Pet peeve of mine: this idea that it isn't "real communication" if electronics is involved. Much of what people are doing on their smartphones is communication (texting, facebook, whatever) and bemoaning it is sort of like complaining that no one knows morse code or smoke signals anymore....
August 30, 201311 yr Nobody ever tried to claim that Morse code and smoke signals were an equivalent substitute for a real-life conversation. I do remember reading stories about a guy who worked in a relay shack for the telegraph company using Morse code to try and meet women that were using the telegraph system. I think he even got laid a time or two, but he also wound up with a lot of guys showing up that claimed to be women in their telegraph communication. He eventually got fired.
August 30, 201311 yr I do remember reading stories about a guy who worked in a relay shack for the telegraph company using Morse code to try and meet women that were using the telegraph system. I think he even got laid a time or two, but he also wound up with a lot of guys showing up that claimed to be women in their telegraph communication. He eventually got fired. ok, I'll bite. where the heck did you ever find these stories? Telegraph Lust? Telegraph Operator's Gazette? really really really old Penthouse forums?
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