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Here's a good question.. does anyone know how the order of actors in a movie/tv are determined in the credits?

 

Yep.  Based on management agreements.  Sometimes based on "star" chosen when casting a movie.  Sometimes based on "writer" (ie Based on a Steven King Novel). 

 

Generally its the most important names go first:

– The principal [aka star or co-star] leads - Identified by role

– The remaining cast [aka supporting cast] in alphabetical order

– Special guest star or someone special like "introducing...." might go last.

 

Now these are union rules

Every actor with a speaking part in a movie has to be listed in the screen credits.

 

The name of the screenwriter must be the same size as that of the director and producer,  :roll: and all three must be no less than 15 percent of the average size of the art title.

 

The writer MUST appears first, the producer second, and the director third.

 

If a writer leaves during production, there's an arbitration process to decide who gets what billing.

 

KStay.....that question hurt!

Wow thanks MTS, where did you find that out?

Wow thanks MTS, where did you find that out?

ummm Hello.  I work in entertainment!

And I knew this how? Haha

And I knew this how? Haha

 

How much stuff have I hocked up on UrbanOhio?  LOL

– Go to a certain movie and book it via a certain internet portal

– Buy certain magazines or comic books; and bash Forbes.

– Buy a certain Movie or TV series DVD

– Watch a certain TV show OR certain networks

– Use a certain cable company as your ISP

 

Apparently my "saturation" of UO isn't working.  :|  If this was that show (not owned or produced by us) that stars the guy with the bad comb-over, I'd hear, "MTS, you're fired!" right about now.

Haha well thanks for the info, that was bugging me when I woke up and saw the opening to Saved by the Bell - The College Years.. clearly some of Dustin Diamond's finest work.

Saved by the Bell was a manipulative show.

Anyone else notice how Mario Lopez is the host of almost every live show on tv?

Anyone else notice how Mario Lopez is the host of almost every live show on tv?

He can host any damn show he wants. He's sexy fine eye candy!!

FLEE TO THE CLEVE!!!

 

Found on a friends facebook page.

In amsterdam:

hmmm, funny enough my spouse went to van cleve elementary school in dayton for kindergarten & 1st grade. no wonder i hooked up with her.  :laugh:

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I feel like I'm being bent over and gouged hard with no lube.

 

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^Many more where that came from. And you thought newspapers had bad comments.

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^ Ahhhhhh .... that brings back memories!

I was in 6th grade when pepsi introduced crystal pepsi. Can't say I enjoyed it.

I like Crystal Gravy.

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My Husband Fell Asleep With Rubber Bands Around His Testicles For 4 Hours, Will They Have To Remove Them?

We were fooling around and we both fell asleep, I think they are dead, we took them off but they are cold should I take him to the ER

 

asked 5 days ago

 

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*wide eyed, open-mouthed, in shock*  OMG!!! I cannot believe you put rubber bands around them. I can't believe he was comfortable enough to fall asleep with them on. Take him to the ER immediately!! Why are you even on here? GO!! This must be the craziest thing I've ever heard. I can barely even bring myself to TOUCH my husband's, as I know how sensitive they are, let alone put RUBBER BANDS around them. I am in total shock...

 

answered 5 days ago

 

 

Take him to the doctor before its too late!!!!!! OMG,

i can't believe you fool around with his testicles. You must be crazy...

answered  5 days ago

 

 

ABSOLUTELY would be my diagnoses. Sincerely, Dr. Feelgood answered  5 days ago

 

Comments

 

I'm sorry to say ,but they did have to remove them

comment made by Kim3557 4 days ago

 

 

Oh, my goodness...I am so sorry. I am still in total shock and disbelief that something like this could ever happen. I feel very bad for your husband, and for you because it will take a very strong relationship to get through this...Good luck to you both and God bless you. Please be careful with his remaining body parts!!

comment made by Elle-n-eva 4 days ago

 

 

Oh, my goodness...I am so sorry. I am still in total shock and disbelief that something like this could ever happen. I feel very bad for your husband, and for you because it will take a very strong relationship to get through this...Good luck to you both and God bless you. Please be careful with his remaining body parts!!

 

 

you really should touch your husband's. he'll appreciate it.

comment made by Rtheb 1 day ago

 

 

my pray are with your husband who lost his tetsicles ; I am truly sorry for your lots

comment made by Majormajor 1 day ago

 

 

That's exactly how they castrate sheep and goats! Band them till they fall off.

comment made by Anewman08 1 day ago

 

 

hey everyone, just look at the bright side: less dumb people reproducing!

comment made by Uncalled4 1 day ago

 

 

OMG!!! Absolute shock here too!!! I cannot believe you won't even TOUCH your husband's! What is he even doing with you!

comment made by Quackula 1 day ago

 

 

The good news is since he is an adult, he will still be able to get erections and won't be impaired in the bedroom.. apart from the fun normally had from them. Such a catastrophe. Good luck and I hope there are no bitter feelings from him.

comment made by S2nami 23 hours ago

 

 

save his testicles and eat them later

comment made by Buckteeth 7 hours ago

 

 

or u can cut his testicles up and cook them for dinner

comment made by Buckteeth 7 hours ago

 

 

oh Musky.....It's good to have you back!!

 

 


 

What is with the similar screen names as of late?

 

Cincinnatus and Cinncinnatus (both crazy)

 

Clvlndr in LV and clvlndr  (both cranky)

 

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Cincinnatus and Cinncinnatus (both crazy)

 

You're mom is crazy. Welcome to the "off topic" thread, beotch.

 

 

Yes Chris, I am drunk ... btw ... where in the f.... has what's his name from the D living in Cleveland gone??? I can't remember his username?

Cincinnatus and Cinncinnatus (both crazy)

 

You're mom is crazy. Welcome to the "off topic" thread, beotch.

 

 

Yes Chris, I am drunk ... btw ... where in the f.... has what's his name from the D living in Cleveland gone??? I can't remember his username?

 

Yeah my mom is a loca.  But I gaurantee you wouldn't say it to her face.

 

Cincinnatus after dark!

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^ UGH! I was thinking of the pope ... where in the hell has he been?

Wow, that rubber band testicle story is terrifying. What exactly were they doing? I've never actually heard of that before.

 

They were practicing a technique that allows the male to go for hours without ejaculating. I guess he was so tired from the sex he just passed out?

Wow, that rubber band testicle story is terrifying. What exactly were they doing? I've never actually heard of that before.

 

They were practicing a technique that allows the male to go for hours without ejaculating. I guess he was so tired from the sex he just passed out?

Speaking from experience?  The whole situation sounds, well.....nuts!

Wow, that rubber band testicle story is terrifying. What exactly were they doing? I've never actually heard of that before.

 

They were practicing a technique that allows the male to go for hours without ejaculating. I guess he was so tired from the sex he just passed out?

Speaking from experience? The whole situation sounds, well.....nuts!

 

 

http://cockring.productforhealth.com/

 

Wow, that rubber band testicle story is terrifying. What exactly were they doing? I've never actually heard of that before.

 

They were practicing a technique that allows the male to go for hours without ejaculating. I guess he was so tired from the sex he just passed out?

Speaking from experience?  The whole situation sounds, well.....nuts!

 

 

http://cockring.productforhealth.com/

 

 

That is scary on so many levels.  Specifically that you knew the website

 

This is even more disturbing

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MAXPASSION can be used with condom or alone.

 

MAXPASSION is suitable for all ages.

 

The testimonials provide a good chucle.  :|

 

Do you kids use these things?  :wtf:  :wtf:

 

Wha.

 

This thread wins.

Wow, that rubber band testicle story is terrifying. What exactly were they doing? I've never actually heard of that before.

 

They were practicing a technique that allows the male to go for hours without ejaculating. I guess he was so tired from the sex he just passed out?

Speaking from experience? The whole situation sounds, well.....nuts!

 

 

http://cockring.productforhealth.com/

 

 

That is scary on so many levels. Specifically that you knew the website

 

This is even more disturbing

The MAXPASSION Vibrating cock ring can stimulate the pleasure and sensation in lovemaking, as well as prolong ejaculation, increase the length or orgasm, and intensify the sensation.

 

MAXPASSION pleasures both male and female, at the same time.

 

MAXPASSION is designed for optimal clitoral sensation, when worn on the base of the penis during sex or can be inserted into the Vagina, or Anus for maximum pleasure.

 

MAXPASSION can stimulate a mans sexual arousal and prevent impotence and E.D. in long-term use.

 

MAXPASSION can be used with condom or alone.

 

MAXPASSION is suitable for all ages.

 

The testimonials provide a good chucle. :|

 

Do you kids use these things?   :wtf: :wtf:

 

 

lol ... I didn't know the website off hand, but if you google "cock ring" you'll see tons of sites.

 

btw, I may or may not have used these before ... who knows! ;)

:?  :-o  :oops:  :roll:

btw, I may or may not have used these before ... who knows! ;)

 

The horror!  That's what I get for asking!  :-o

This was the best response of all, IMHO:

 

hey everyone, just look at the bright side: less dumb people reproducing!

comment made by Uncalled4 1 day ago

"In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage." -- John Steinbeck

Wow, that rubber band testicle story is terrifying. What exactly were they doing? I've never actually heard of that before.

 

They were practicing a technique that allows the male to go for hours without ejaculating. I guess he was so tired from the sex he just passed out?

Speaking from experience?  The whole situation sounds, well.....nuts!

 

 

http://cockring.productforhealth.com/

 

 

That is scary on so many levels.  Specifically that you knew the website

 

This is even more disturbing

The MAXPASSION Vibrating cock ring can stimulate the pleasure and sensation in lovemaking, as well as prolong ejaculation, increase the length or orgasm, and intensify the sensation.

 

MAXPASSION pleasures both male and female, at the same time.

 

MAXPASSION is designed for optimal clitoral sensation, when worn on the base of the penis during sex or can be inserted into the Vagina, or Anus for maximum pleasure.

 

MAXPASSION can stimulate a mans sexual arousal and prevent impotence and E.D. in long-term use.

 

MAXPASSION can be used with condom or alone.

 

MAXPASSION is suitable for all ages.

 

The testimonials provide a good chucle.  :|

 

Do you kids use these things?  :wtf:  :wtf:

 

 

 

 

I see UO crashed the site

 

 

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^ What?!?!?

Mr Hunt... Mike Hunt, please pick up the courtesy phone.

 

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oh Musky.....It's good to have you back!!

 

 


 

What is with the similar screen names as of late?

 

Cincinnatus and Cinncinnatus (both crazy)

 

Clvlndr in LV and clvlndr  (both cranky)

 

 

:whip:    I can NOT BELIEVE you just called me cranky....you..you have no.... I have NEVER been cranky in my ENTIRE life, I am Mr. Go# Dam* Happy-go-lucky  :whip:.......                    Now I know why you haven't posted on the World skyline photo trivia thread. You're to busy here talkin bout cranky and crazy and cockrings and puke..

 

 

 

you may continue, I'm better now :-D :-D :-D

D@mn I love Yahoo! Answers. You can type any question into google or tha yahoo answers page, I don't care what it is, "how do I sneak cocaine on a plane", and it is 99 percent likely someone asked the same question and a few people happily take out the time to answer. Its like Wikipedia for short questions.

^ Yeah, I use it all of the time. It's great. I actually think Yahoo is better than Google in this area though, because of it's database of questions.

D@mn I love Yahoo! Answers. You can type any question into google or tha yahoo answers page, I don't care what it is, "how do I sneak cocaine on a plane", and it is 99 percent likely someone asked the same question and a few people happily take out the time to answer. Its like Wikipedia for short questions.

 

Well, you've definitely been flagged.

^ Yeah, I use it all of the time. It's great. I actually think Yahoo is better than Google in this area though, because of it's database of questions.

 

I thought Google discontinued their answers.

NSFW

 

Background: Some posters from 4Chan post on Oprah's web-site, to the tune that there are 9,000 penises threatening the nation's children led to this now infamous video.

 

Now: It has led to many, many parody videos and web-sites, such as this self-explanatory web-site.

 

 

And: At one point, Oprah was found dead.

 

Total hilarity from everyone's favorite Pedobear!

Pedobear was an animated character on Japanese television for children. In the United States, it was intercepted by 4Chan and turned into a pedophile. Only in a cartoonish way.

 

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MICHELIN MAN has a baby

 

 

 

Cute kid!!!

 

That's hysterical!!

 

HAHA, that was awesome and those reporters handled it well.

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