October 20, 200816 yr Police arrest Mich. man for car wash vacuum sex THOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. - Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash. The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County's Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit. Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act. The suspect, whose name wasn't immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail. http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/10/19/20081019vacuumsex-offbeat.html
October 20, 200816 yr Doesn't "receiving sexual favors" imply that the vacuum consented and actively participated? Are we sure the vacuum wasn't raped? What if the vacuum cleaner was younger than 18? This guy could be in a whole lot of trouble.
October 20, 200816 yr Doesn't "receiving sexual favors" imply that the vacuum consented and actively participated? Are we sure the vacuum wasn't raped? What if the vacuum cleaner was younger than 18? This guy could be in a whole lot of trouble. I'm so glad I set down my cup of coffee before reading this.
October 20, 200816 yr How many guys will read that and wonder, "Why didn't I think of that before?" I'm trying to figure out why this guy or anyone else would do that, it seems like it would be painful. I had to cross my legs when I read that. ewwwwwwww. Certain things should never be placed near your manhood.
October 20, 200816 yr How many guys will read that and wonder, "Why didn't I think of that before?" What makes you think we haven't?
October 21, 200816 yr representin' the ot yakkety yak :mrgreen: :laugh: Sherpa in the City They can lead you on a trek through the Himalayan mountains, but can they navigate through Manhattan traffic? Outside Magazine reports that there's growing population of Sherpas now behind the wheels of New York City taxis: Though roughly 150,000 Sherpas still live in Nepal, northern India, and Bhutan, perhaps more than 5,000 have left—heading to England, Australia, and Germany (where one, Ang Jangbu Sherpa, flies a Boeing 767), but mostly to America. Over the past decade Sherpas have been streaming to the U.S.—to San Francisco, Seattle, Salt Lake City, Portland, Oregon, Washington, D.C., and above all New York. The city's Sherpa community has become the largest outside of the Himalaya, with around 2,500 members, most employed legally through yearlong work visas, harder-to-get green cards, or rare lottery visas, 50,000 of which are awarded randomly to applicants from developing countries each year. The taxi drivers say the mountains and the traffic both require Zen-like patience, so it's not that difficult a transition, but writer Christian DeBenedetti told ABC News that they struggle to adapt to their new home. "They're caught between two worlds," he said. Fortunately, there's a growing community of Sherpas in Queens (the most diverse county in the country), and we love the description of their neighborhood in Jackson Heights. ...If the center of worldwide Sherpa culture is the Solu Khumbu, in America it's Jackson Heights, the polyglot epicenter of Queens. At the corner of 37th Road and 74th Street, groups of women walk by in traditional Bhutanese robes, shopping bags from Bed Bath & Beyond in hand. Himalaya Video, at the corner of Broadway and 72nd, is the place to pick up a commemorative Everest T-shirt or the latest album by rapper Nurbu Sherpa, who recently moved to New York as well. "Representin' K.T.M.C." (short for Kathmandu City) is his big seller. Or how about a bootleg of Nhyu Bajracharya's single "Ma Sherpa Ko Chhoro," remixed with the sounds of an avalanche and grunting yaks? We just might have to plan a trip to Queens to pick up some Yak Rap. --Janelle Nanos
October 22, 200816 yr LOL saw this today in my local Craigslist: Girlfriend for sale, anyone interested? (: - 21 (Hamilton, OHIO 45011) For immediate sale, one girlfriend, slightly used. If interested, please inquire. Details below: Model: Caucasian with a little bit of Asian. Gender: Female. Size: Thick in all the right places. Height: 5'11". Quantity: 1. Previous Owners: 4. Accessories: No baggage. Status: Single. Age: 21. Hair: Short brown with blonde highlights. Vision: Nearsighted, glasses/contacts, brown eyes. Special skills: Backrubs, there when needed, loved to be there for her owner. Training: Self-cleaning, and cooks. Personality: Funny, honest, lovable. Known defects: Cares too much. Runs on: Food and sleep. Habitat: Hamilton. Compatible with: Unknown, can't seam to find someone that wants her. Known allergies: None. Finances: Stable-good job. Movies: Yes. Dinner: Preferably with the opposite sex. Original model: Yes Languages: English. Sex: Varies. Programmable: Yes. Condition: A few dents. Price: Best offer.
October 22, 200816 yr I should be on this broccoli package!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://bread-and-honey.blogspot.com/2008/10/wtf-broccoli.html
October 22, 200816 yr Circle of life. Children have been forced to eat broccoli for ages, and now the mighty broccoli has exacted its revenge. Wake up, people. When will you learn that broccoli is evil! EVIL, I SAY!!!
October 22, 200816 yr Circle of life. Children have been forced to eat broccoli for ages, and now the mighty broccoli has exacted its revenge. Wake up, people. When will you learn that broccoli is evil! EVIL, I SAY!!! But broccoli with cheese is our friend.
October 23, 200816 yr Damnit, General Motors cut my tuition assistance today. Now I need to work more hours at my job. Post more stuff to keep me entertained, it's going to be a long day tomorrow....thursdays are always slow.
October 23, 200816 yr Damnit, General Motors cut my tuition assistance today. Now I need to work more hours at my job. Post more stuff to keep me entertained, it's going to be a long day tomorrow....thursdays are always slow. A friend of mine gets this too ... I wonder if his was cut?
October 23, 200816 yr We should have universal higher education and the top 5 percent income bracket should pay for it!
October 23, 200816 yr After David makes it to the top of the economic heap, he'll join an Evangelical church and vote straight-ticket Republican. :wink:
October 23, 200816 yr http://www.metacafe.com/watch/171842/eat_your_brocolli/ I still watch Seinfeld but it's hard to look at Kramer the same. Curb Your Enthusiasm is good too.
October 24, 200816 yr Pair of finders ask: Is that a tongue? Is that a tongue? By Eileen Kelley • [email protected] • October 24, 2008 http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20081024/NEWS01/810240419/1055/NEWS RIVERSIDE - The tale of the tongue found on the steps has everyone talking - and a little bit freaked out. Joshua Nuckels, 22, said a buddy was eating pizza late Wednesday on the front steps of an apartment complex on Fithian Street where Nuckels' girlfriend lives. His buddy called him over to check out what was next to him.
October 26, 200816 yr Thank you Craigslist. Looking for some socks to worship tonight. Im 19, fit 140lbs size 9 shoe. I am looking for someone not too old to worship their socked feet. I love longer white socks bunched toward the ankle with a good stink to them. I don't want any creepers. If you're a jock that's even more perfect. I just wanna worship your socked feet or even have you make me worship them...
October 26, 200816 yr Thank you Craigslist. Looking for some socks to worship tonight. Im 19, fit 140lbs size 9 shoe. I am looking for someone not too old to worship their socked feet. I love longer white socks bunched toward the ankle with a good stink to them. I don't want any creepers. If you're a jock that's even more perfect. I just wanna worship your socked feet or even have you make me worship them... WTF?
October 27, 200816 yr Thank you Craigslist. Looking for some socks to worship tonight. Im 19, fit 140lbs size 9 shoe. I am looking for someone not too old to worship their socked feet. I love longer white socks bunched toward the ankle with a good stink to them. I don't want any creepers. If you're a jock that's even more perfect. I just wanna worship your socked feet or even have you make me worship them... Sounds like someone that would live in either: NOKY ... or ... NEOH (could be NWOH too)?
October 27, 200816 yr seicer, you're scaring me! Anyone who follows Craigslist personal ads scares me just a bit, and I'm darned near fearless. Or maybe it just seems that way because I don't go where scary things are. I used to read those things once in a while, but afterwards I had to put my head under the faucet and let warm water run in one ear and out the other to wash away the mental pictures.
October 27, 200816 yr I went to the Jets game yesterday, was gonna take some pics, then I realized it was the Meadowlands..
October 27, 200816 yr You know it's a good time when... Newburgh firefighter uses saw for delicate operation By Doyle Murphy, Times Herald-Record, October 26, 2008 CITY OF NEWBURGH — A Newburgh firefighter became an ad hoc surgeon Friday, called upon to use a pneumatic saw to cut a piece of steel pipe off a 73-year-old man's p###s. Firefighters were dispatched to the Newburgh campus of St. Luke's Cornwall Hospital shortly after 9 p.m. for a public service call, Assistant Chief Scott Mandoske said. Hospital personnel asked them for tools to cut off a ring. The fire department has a ring cutter used to clip wedding bands from swollen fingers, but firefighters learned that wouldn't be enough. The pipe was an inch long, an inch in diameter and made of quarter-inch-thick steel. Authorities said the pipe was apparently an erotic aid, but did not elaborate. Medical personnel weren't able to perform typical medical procedures, such as forcing blood from one side of the penis to the other in order to pull the pipe off. The man's penis had swollen and turned purple. Mandoske said firefighters chose a "wizzer saw" for the job. The wizzer saw is an automotive tool, powered with air bottles and adopted by emergency responders who frequently deal with car crashes. Firefighters use it more commonly to saw off mufflers. This was to be a more delicate operation. Hospital staff prepared the man, who was unidentified, by wrapping the skin and sliding a lubricated tongue depressor between the pipe and the man's penis to protect him. A doctor, nurses and a paramedic gathered in the Emergency Room as a firefighter — "one of the new guys" — prepared to begin the operation. "Just don't cut it off," the senior citizen reportedly said. For more than 90 minutes, the firefighter sawed bit by bit into the pipe, pausing occasionally to cool the saw. The time duration was critical, Mandoske said. Hospital staff worried the man could lose his penis if blood circulation was cut off too long. The wizzer saw emptied the first bottle of air and then a second. Finally, after five air bottles, the saw clipped through the final bit of pipe, and they were able to free the man. He was apparently unharmed by the operation, Mandoske said, although the assistant chief didn't press for details.
October 27, 200816 yr First the vacumm story, now now a pipe. Nothing wrong with being a freak but WTF? :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
October 27, 200816 yr an inch in diameter and made of quarter-inch-thick steel. How the hell did he even....
October 27, 200816 yr an inch in diameter and made of quarter-inch-thick steel. How the hell did he even.... I say... When it comes to that appendage, there are certain things you just don't do with it. Sticking it in a vacuum cleaner or a metal pipe are two that come to mind! He got what he deserved!
October 28, 200816 yr I'm stocking up on putty now. Then when I'm in my 70's I won't have to mess around with steel pipes.
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