October 28, 200816 yr ^ When did "Off Topic" become code for sexual freaks and fetishists? I'm afraid to open this thread anymore...
October 28, 200816 yr ^You? As an Admin, I *have* to read this sick sh!t!!! clevelandskyscrapers.com Cleveland Skyscrapers on Instagram
October 28, 200816 yr I haven't posted on this thread in a while, but I have to say that this page alone just made me laugh so hard.
October 28, 200816 yr I haven't posted on this thread in a while, but I have to say that this page alone just made me ... so hard. I think your comment is better this way. :evil:
October 28, 200816 yr I haven't posted on this thread in a while, but I have to say that this page alone just made me ... so hard. I think your comment is better this way. :evil: WOW... Yeah, I confess... I totally said that... :-P
October 28, 200816 yr Speaking of putty, did you hear what happened to the gay couple who couldn't tell the difference between putty and vaseline? . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. All their windows fell out! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
October 28, 200816 yr Why do gay men make good linemen? They love penetrating the defense. I actually found a straight joke online. How is a straight guy like tofu? It's squishy, unattractive, and has no taste!
October 28, 200816 yr ^ I don't get it, Rob? i ro ny noun, plural -nies. 1. the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning:
October 28, 200816 yr http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/01/31/national/main3774873.shtml?source=RSSattr=U.S._3774873 Does anyone here know for a fact that the laws have changed exactly in this manner or will I need a passport to go to Canada? I wouldn't have enough time to get one, even if it is expedited. I was told you need a passport but it looks like you just need more forms of gov't ID. I have Birth Cert. SS, State license and University photo ID.
October 28, 200816 yr David, you only need a photo ID and your birth certificate. As the article says, the passport requirement has not gone into effect. Actually, getting into Canada is easy, they probably won't even look at your information. Coming back is a bit more difficult. Buy your alcohol and cigarettes at the duty free shops. Very expensive in Canada. 1x1.5L bottle of booze (or a case of beer) and 1 carton of cigarettes allowed per person.
October 28, 200816 yr As of the end of 2007, you need a passport to travel between the US and Canada/Mexico via air. Driving you do not.
October 28, 200816 yr As of the end of 2007, you need a passport to travel between the US and Canada/Mexico via air. Driving you do not. This is right. By land, you'll need a state issued ID and Birth Certificate/Passport ... an ID alone isn't suffice. ... and I've actually found, getting back is easier. To make a long story short, we basically got back in because of our license plates. ;)
October 29, 200816 yr I've gone to Canada a few times in the past year and by default they ask you for passports. If you don't have one, you should definitely have your birth certificate along with a drivers license. Driver's license alone will no longer suffice, not even for Michigan residents, although it's worked for some out of state residents. Starting soon, anyone who resides in the state of Michigan can obtain a driver's license the functions just like a passport to Canada only...not sure if they are doing it for Ohio as well since the NW side of the state is so close to Windsor.
October 29, 200816 yr notalwaysright.com Rudolph The Boob-Nosed Reinder Medical Supply Call Center | California, USA Me: “Thank you for calling ***, this is Bill in the breast aesthetics department. How may I help you?” Customer: “My left boob popped.” Me: “Okay, so the implant failed?” Customer: “Yes.” Me: “Are your implants silicone gel or saline?” Customer: “The water kind.” Me: “So, we’ve had a saline deflation. I need to ask you some questions in regards to how it may have deflated.” Customer: “Why, don’t you believe me?” Me: “Of course I believe you, but as part of making our implants even better and evaluating where under the device’s warranty this falls, I need to know what may have led up to the implant’s leak.” Customer: “Oh, so you think this is my fault?! You make a crappy implant and you have the nerve to blame me?” Me: “Wait, wait. First, I didn’t make your implant, my company did. I’m here to help you get this fixed in the fastest way possible and that starts with finding out how the implant deflated.” Customer: “So you want to know what I did to screw them up, is that right? I spend a fortune on these things to be walking around with a flat tire of a tit and you think it’s my fault?” Me: “No, ma’am. I simply need to know how to cover this under your warranty, to see how much money we are going to give you to fix the problem. We give you a check for money to fix the problem if you’ll just answer my questions. What do you remember doing when you first noticed the deflation in your breast?” Customer: “Me and my boyfriend were playing sex hide-and-seek in the house and he thought it would be more fun if my boobs glowed. So, he used a needle tube to insert little red lights into them… what do you call those little glowing lights? It’s like three letters?” Me: “… A diode?” Customer: “Yes. He’s a trained professional… he uses them on animals at his job all the time.” Me: “So, your boyfriend punched a hole in your chest and tried inserting a diode inside the implant?” Customer: “Well, not in my chest. Just on the top side of my boob so it wouldn’t hurt. He numbed it first.” Me: “… And this is the implant’s fault, how?” Customer: “It started leaking and getting flat.” Me: *laughing* “I’m sorry, can you repeat that? I’m recording this and no one is going to believe me!” Customer: *click*
October 29, 200816 yr Berea man, 82, accused of trading pills for sex By Ashlee Clark, Herald-Leader, October 29, 2008 BEREA — The number of young women hanging around 82-year-old Archie Anglin's home began to make Berea police officers suspicious in recent weeks. At first, officers were worried that the young people, thought to be in their 20s, were taking advantage of Anglin because of his age. But investigation revealed that Anglin had given two of the women OxyContin in exchange for sexual favors.
October 29, 200816 yr For a minute I thought that was Berea, Ohio. I was trying to figure out where highway 1016 is! Dooh!! lol
October 29, 200816 yr I knew you would like that one. well the important thing is, you found a job you like
October 29, 200816 yr Too bad I might only have three weeks left due to lack of work. Bad enough I'm the only full time employee here.
October 31, 200816 yr Uh oh hayward spent big dollars at the MGM Detroit Casino at the buffet. $32. I mean damn that stuff was good, best I ever had, but it's not like my friends aren't college students too. Detroiters sure like food. :mrgreen: The floor shook up and down. Pics coming soon.
October 31, 200816 yr Oh dear god. I think the best buffet I had was at a Trump casino in Atlantic City.
October 31, 200816 yr I was so pissed and delighted at the same time that I brought 25 California rolls (sushi) back to the table. Great stuff. Deserts were amazing. Catfish best I've ever had. And the mashed potatoes......no need for anything else on them...perfect as they were out of the bowl.
October 31, 200816 yr No way in hell I would pay 32 dollars for a BUFFET with hairs all in it and sheeit. You all are crazy. Golden Corral is decent and it's only like 11! When I went to Atlantic City I ate at Johnny Rockets with CDM and CMH_Downtown. My bill was like 6 and we got a real Jersey waitress!
October 31, 200816 yr I was so pissed and delighted at the same time that I brought 25 California rolls (sushi) back to the table. Great stuff. Deserts were amazing. Catfish best I've ever had. And the mashed potatoes......no need for anything else on them...perfect as they were out of the bowl. Good thing I hate sushi and seafood period. Saves me money!
October 31, 200816 yr There's also a red meat counter and plenty of chicken. They actually don't let it sit all that long, I was surprised to see half a pan of mac and cheese removed and replaced. David, the Breeze Food Court there is for you. They serve fried chicken in buckets with fries in the bottom. Just the way Detroiter's like them. $6.50
October 31, 200816 yr No way in hell I would pay 32 dollars for a BUFFET with hairs all in it and sheeit. You all are crazy. Golden Corral is decent and it's only like 11! When I went to Atlantic City I ate at Johnny Rockets with CDM and CMH_Downtown. My bill was like 6 and we got a real Jersey waitress! It's not a traditional Buffet.
October 31, 200816 yr I know it's not but buffets are a symbol of over indulgence and its fitting for a casino. I know you're offered better food and that it's replaced more often but I'm fundamentally against that kind of wastefulness. I think I made a thread on how much I hate buffets. The Asian buffet I go to has good food but you can also get it to go and order by the pound for 4.50 so that's what I do. I usually spend about $5.50 dollars for the amount I normally eat in a meal.
October 31, 200816 yr http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/johnmccain/ig/John-McCain-Pictures/ 101 photos of McCain's salivating tongue and etc.
October 31, 200816 yr Those pictures make me want to cover my groin. I think they should do one with McInSane and Herbert! That would be genius!
November 2, 200816 yr When you have a world class transportation system. Who needs UHaul? This isn't too bad as I've seen people use the subway to move even larger items. That girl was so loud, she said "As fat as he is, I don't think he uses that treadmill" He said, "shut up before I kick ya fuckin' ass, ya ugly broad". LOL
November 3, 200816 yr notalwaysright.com: Insert Butt Crack Here pharmacy | Philadelphia, PA, USA Customer: “Hi, I’m having a problem with my suppositories. They’re not working at all!”Me: “Okay, let me get the pharmacist for you so he can help you.” (The customer decides to just yell the same question over two counters to the pharmacist in front of at least 10 other people.) Pharmacist: “Ma’am, would you like to come over to our consultation are so we can talk about this privately?” Customer: “No, I just want to know why my suppositories aren’t working!” Pharmacist: “Well, okay. Are they melting before you insert them?” Customer: “No, nothing like that!” Pharmacist: “Are they breaking up into pieces before you use them?” Customer: “No, no, nothing like that! They’re all in one piece and the same shape and all that stuff! I know how to follow the d*** directions!” Pharmacist: “Are parts of the foil wrapper sticking to it at all?” Customer: “What wrapper?!” (Note: the suppository wrappers are aluminum foil with sharp edges. Ouch.)
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