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Oh lol I was going to say...why am I telling you this?

 

because you missed the part where I said I was flirting.

What do you expect me to like.. read the posts above before I start posting? Psshht.

What a boring @ss Saturday.

What a boring @ss Saturday.

 

I sat around all day babysitting a couple carpenters, and I'll spend most of tomorrow doing the same thing.

I'm just gonna get drunk and watch The Grinch.

What a boring @ss Saturday.

 

I sat around all day babysitting a couple carpenters, and I'll spend most of tomorrow doing the same thing.

 

You rehabing a house or something?

I'm just gonna get drunk and watch The Grinch.

That's the best thing I heard all day lmfao!!

You rehabing a house or something?

 

Yes, but rather part of a house.  Most of it is fine but there's this section that bridges the space between the house and the garage that's gone completely to hell from settling, ice daming, a malfunctioning storm-water pipe and an aging retaining wall.

You rehabing a house or something?

 

Yes, but rather part of a house.  Most of it is fine but there's this section that bridges the space between the house and the garage that's gone completely to hell from settling, ice daming, a malfunctioning storm-water pipe and an aging retaining wall.

 

we like pictures of rehabs!  ;)

Jeez, first Ft. Hood, now Mt. Hood?! I'm staying out of anything with hood in the name!

 

 

 

PORTLAND, Ore. — Crews on Saturday found the body of a climber missing on Oregon's Mount Hood but two others were still missing more than a day after the three set out to climb the west side of the 11,000-foot peak, a sheriff's spokesman said.

 

Jim Strovink, Clackamas County sheriff's spokesman, identified the climber who died as 26-year-old Luke T. Gullberg, of Des Moines, Wash.

 

The remaining climbers still missing were identified as Anthony Vietti, 24, of Longview, Wash., and Katti Nolan, 29, of Portland. All three climbers have been described as experienced and well-equipped.

 

Read more:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/12/mount-hood-climbers-missi_n_390040.html

Has anybody noticed some of the threads getting a bit nasty lately?  I took a beating on the Cleveland Asiatown thread recently and I just looked at the Cleveland Lakefront Development thread.....yeesh. 

Has anybody noticed some of the threads getting a bit nasty lately?  I took a beating on the Cleveland Asiatown thread recently and I just looked at the Cleveland Lakefront Development thread.....yeesh. 

 

What exactly do you mean?  Are you pointing to a particular person/post?  If you're referring to my post, I'm not being nasty.  I'm just to the point.

Just went back and read that thread, hardly a beating!

Just went back and read that thread, hardly a beating!

 

The poster brought it upon them self.  Do a little research before posting so ridiculous!

I am awarding a huge FAIL to the GAP cheerleader commercials. 

i was about to replace my gap jeans, I have pretty much had a pair for the past 20 years.  now because of those stupid commercials. I am too embarrassed to go in.

 

huge FAIL

I am awarding a huge FAIL to the GAP cheerleader commercials. 

 

Don't invite Kanye to the ceremony.

 

 

 

 

What's wrong with the commercial? I think all Gap comemrcials are lame.

I am awarding a huge FAIL to the GAP cheerleader commercials. 

i was about to replace my gap jeans, I have pretty much had a pair for the past 20 years.  now because of those stupid commercials. I am too embarrassed to go in.

 

huge FAIL

 

The Gap Cheerleaders aren't the folks who deserve a FAIL!

 

Sweetie, I'm sorry to say this, but I need you're gay card.  [glow=red,2,300]Immediately![/glow]  We'll also need to deprogram you and put you on the FAIL/DIDN'T STICK (PUN INTENDED) list.  You will also need to relocate from sector 2478254.  It's a privileged be gay and I don't think you have what it takes to be apart of such an elite society. 

 

Atlas will be in touch!  Thanks for all your hard work.

I am awarding a huge FAIL to the GAP cheerleader commercials.

i was about to replace my gap jeans, I have pretty much had a pair for the past 20 years. now because of those stupid commercials. I am too embarrassed to go in.

 

huge FAIL

 

The Gap Cheerleaders aren't the folks who deserve a FAIL!

 

Sweetie, I'm sorry to say this, but I need you're gay card. [glow=red,2,300]Immediately![/glow] We'll also need to deprogram you and put you on the FAIL/DIDN'T STICK (PUN INTENDED) list. You will also need to relocate from sector 2478254. It's a privileged be gay and I don't think you have what it takes to be apart of such an elite society.

 

Atlas will be in touch!   Thanks for all your hard work.

 

We can't relocate him from that sector until April 15th, 2011. I know, I know. It's such a bureaucracy. I think that sector is in Bette Midler's district. You could try to petition one of her interns for an emergency relocation.

 

 

^^ lol @ the reactions when he kept bringing up the polygraph test.

all the threads on the first page of Urban Bar right now look like someone is setting up a huge phishing scheme.

all the threads on the first page of Urban Bar right now look like someone is setting up a huge phishing scheme.

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By request here's a few photos from my home.

 

I may or may not be holding the camera level but that angle on the interior entryway isn't exaggerated by the camera.  New tile, new doors, the hardware on the doors will eventually match, carpet is being replace by wood of some type in the future, window will be replaced later on, and the walls will have something else done to them (they currently have a stucco like plaster treatment).

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This is the kitchen; literally, the only things staying in this shot are the small appliances.  This angle at least makes it look like an inhabitable room.  You may recall I had a water disaster here a while back, which is why it's getting overhauled.

greatlakeskitchen1.jpg

 

 

This shot has the miniature lighthouse (as per my comment in the "lovely" christmas photo thread).  It's the brighter light just off to the right of center.  No different than the other lights except that it spins, which makes all the difference.  I'll think about getting around to a day shot when it snows and looks pretty.

hillbillylighthousenigh.jpg

 

 

bonus backyard night shot

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The South Butt, hehe. 

 

"The North Face made good on its threat to sue The South Butt.  The international apparel maker filed a federal lawsuit in St. Louis late last week alleging trademark infringement by The South Butt, a Ladue-based company started by a teenager to make fun of The North Face name."

 

more at:  http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/business/stories.nsf/story/03E9ACA33F9AF47B8625768D0006EA3D?OpenDocument#tp_newCommentAnchor

 

 

I went to Rhodes Tower today and all I have to say is this: If they're going to sell lottery tickets from tacky lottery machines in a government office tower's breakrooms to promote funding, they should also sell liquor and beer to promote the beer and liquor tax! Consistency dangit - consistency.

 

No but seriously, how tacky is that? And people were worried about the City Center site for the casino being too close to the statehouse as it would serve as a symbol of how politicians were bought. Give me a break.

^^ lol @ the reactions when he kept bringing up the polygraph test.

 

I know lol but the last line is still the best. *Pacino goes on an 8 minute tirade about his own corrupt client, then security hauls him away while he's kicking and screaming, followed by "Wait, I've only completed my opening statement!!" lololol

The South Butt, hehe.

 

"The North Face made good on its threat to sue The South Butt. The international apparel maker filed a federal lawsuit in St. Louis late last week alleging trademark infringement by The South Butt, a Ladue-based company started by a teenager to make fun of The North Face name."

 

more at: http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/business/stories.nsf/story/03E9ACA33F9AF47B8625768D0006EA3D?OpenDocument#tp_newCommentAnchor

 

 

 

That is funny.  The North Face just gave a lot of publicity to the South Butt! 

I know I'm a terrible person to say this, but I really wish vendors wouldn't give gifts at the holiday season.  They hardly know me as a person, and so the gifts are usually just a waste of money.  Someone gave me a pointsetta earlier in the week.  I just hate them, and I have no place in my workstation for a plant so I had to put it in the coffee room.  Maybe someone else will find it cheerful.  Someone also usually sends me a big box of chocolates, which is the last thing I need to eat when I'm still trying to lose all the baby weight, so that just gets put into the coffee room too.  I had one vendor for awhile who knew me pretty well as a person, and they actually gave thoughtful gifts that I really enjoyed (which have since stopped due to the economy), but you know, a $55 silver tray from Bloomingdale's (received yesterday from another vendor) could not be more unlike something I would ever want or use.  If it were a cheap frame or something, I would re-gift it somewhere, or just donate it, but $55 tray I'm like gee, I wonder if I can get Macy's to take this back for store credit.  I know, terrible, right?

I agree.  I cannot and will not accept gifts.  Two years ago one of our vendors gave my staff NY, CHI and DC $125 gift cards. 

 

I had to have them collected and sent back as it could come across as a bribe.

 

ETA: I just received a crate of wine from a vendor.  I rarely drink.

Taekwondo monkeys attack trainer

 

 

 

..But the money-spinning primates turned the tables on their trainer when he slipped during a show, with one quick-thinking monkey flooring him with a kick to the head.

 

Hu Luang, 32, a bystander who photographed the incident, said: "I saw one punch him in the eye - he grabbed another by the ear and it responded by grabbing his nose. They were leaping and jumping all over the place. It was better than a Bruce Lee film."

 

At one point the monkey trainer grabbed a staff to hit the monkeys, only to find himself facing a stick-brandishing monkey that cracked him over the head.

 

Read more here:

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6825449/Taekwondo-monkeys-attack-trainer.html

Taekwondo monkeys attack trainer

 

 

 

..But the money-spinning primates turned the tables on their trainer when he slipped during a show, with one quick-thinking monkey flooring him with a kick to the head.

 

Hu Luang, 32, a bystander who photographed the incident, said: "I saw one punch him in the eye - he grabbed another by the ear and it responded by grabbing his nose. They were leaping and jumping all over the place. It was better than a Bruce Lee film."

 

At one point the monkey trainer grabbed a staff to hit the monkeys, only to find himself facing a stick-brandishing monkey that cracked him over the head.

 

Read more here:

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6825449/Taekwondo-monkeys-attack-trainer.html

 

I'd turn those monkey's into house shoes!

How do I get on this swag gravytrain? I've gotten one card, and a box of chocolate covered nuts from my customers.

How do I get on this swag gravytrain? I've gotten one card, and a box of chocolate covered nuts from my customers.

 

Well put, I have gotten one or two cards and that's it...

 

MTS... I can help you with that case of wine...and any good chocolates!

 

 

I never heard of anyone complaining about getting free gifts.

How do I get on this swag gravytrain? I've gotten one card, and a box of chocolate covered nuts from my customers.

 

Well put, I have gotten one or two cards and that's it...

 

MTS... I can help you with that case of wine...and any good chocolates!

 

 

 

My assistants, have already laid claim to the wine and the Gran Centenario tequila.  Damn drunks!!

How do I get on this swag gravytrain? I've gotten one card, and a box of chocolate covered nuts from my customers.

 

Well put, I have gotten one or two cards and that's it...

 

MTS... I can help you with that case of wine...and any good chocolates!

 

 

 

My assistants, have already laid claim to the wine and the Gran Centenario tequila.  Damn drunks!!

I missed out again! Now I'll have to go to Trader Joe's for the "two buck Chuck" (which in NY is 3 bucks!!!)

I know, I know, I'm a heel for complaining about free gifts.  I'm a scrooge.  It's shitty. 

 

AJ93, the way we get the gifts is by spending LOTS of money with these companies.  I joked with my co-worker that this must be the most expensive pointsettia ever, as it cost about $10,000.

 

How do I get on this swag gravytrain? I've gotten one card, and a box of chocolate covered nuts from my customers.

 

Well put, I have gotten one or two cards and that's it...

 

MTS... I can help you with that case of wine...and any good chocolates!

 

 

 

My assistants, have already laid claim to the wine and the Gran Centenario tequila.  Damn drunks!!

I missed out again! Now I'll have to go to Trader Joe's for the "two buck Chuck" (which in NY is 3 bucks!!!)

 

Those two are vultures.  They get more crap from people.

 

A couple years ago, my assistant help a lady with a problem, she sent him a certificate for a spa day at a super super upscale spa.  They got free rental car vouchers.  The only thing I wouldnt allow them to keep was the $2,500 gift certs from a certain dept store. 

How do I get on this swag gravytrain? I've gotten one card, and a box of chocolate covered nuts from my customers.

 

Well put, I have gotten one or two cards and that's it...

 

MTS... I can help you with that case of wine...and any good chocolates!

 

 

 

My assistants, have already laid claim to the wine and the Gran Centenario tequila.  Damn drunks!!

I missed out again! Now I'll have to go to Trader Joe's for the "two buck Chuck" (which in NY is 3 bucks!!!)

 

Those two are vultures.  They get more crap from people.

 

A couple years ago, my assistant help a lady with a problem, she sent him a certificate for a spa day at a super super upscale spa.  They got free rental car vouchers.  The only thing I wouldnt allow them to keep was the $2,500 gift certs from a certain dept store. 

they must love you for that.

How do I get on this swag gravytrain? I've gotten one card, and a box of chocolate covered nuts from my customers.

 

Well put, I have gotten one or two cards and that's it...

 

MTS... I can help you with that case of wine...and any good chocolates!

 

 

 

My assistants, have already laid claim to the wine and the Gran Centenario tequila.  Damn drunks!!

I missed out again! Now I'll have to go to Trader Joe's for the "two buck Chuck" (which in NY is 3 bucks!!!)

 

Those two are vultures.  They get more crap from people.

 

A couple years ago, my assistant help a lady with a problem, she sent him a certificate for a spa day at a super super upscale spa.  They got free rental car vouchers.  The only thing I wouldnt allow them to keep was the $2,500 gift certs from a certain dept store. 

they must love you for that.

 

It was that our their jobs.  From where I stand, that is not a difficult decision to make.

 

Considering the swag and access to stuff they have, they didn't make much noise.

 

People dont realize, Assistants have a lot of pull.  Anytime a restaurant opens, the two of them are on the list.  Social Events, premiers, parties, sporting events, they're there.

 

Hell there must be 200 holiday cards on the register that they need to organize and write thank you notes for.

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Your 1000 post was as enlightening as the first 999!!!

Your 1000 post was as enlightening as the first 999!!!

 

LMAO!

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