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From my single most favorite recurring magazine feature...


 

What It Feels Like

 

What It Feels Like...to Pick Up Britney Spears

 

By Neil Strauss

 

2/18/2007

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After eighteen months in the seduction community, not only had my dating life improved exponentially, so had my professional life. The skills I had amassed approaching over a thousand women in bars and clubs made me a much better interviewer. I discovered just how good when I was assigned an article on Britney Spears.

 

I didn't plan to sarge her. But she left me no choice...

 

http://www.esquire.com/features/what-it-feels-like/ESQ0805WIFL_100_14

 

How could you NOT click this?

 

And yeah: bald guys do get some.

So David were you a member of Mystery's Lounge back in '03?  The Game offers an outline of the pickup techniques, it doesn't really detail them.  The big difference between what any regular guy is capable of and what these guys achieved was to more or less be able to pick up the finest girls in a given situation 90% of the time, often sneaking the women out from under boyfriends or a cadre of hangers-on.  If you go out enough over time chance is going to bring you some pretty remarkable stories, but these guys were able to get a dozen hilarious stories a week.  Or you could just go to OU. 

The biggest mistake guys make in any situation is putting women on a pedestal. Beautiful women get told all the time how beautiful and great they are; it's much more affective to make fun of them and make a few subtle derogatory comments towards them (in sort of a goofy jocular manner of course; not serious and hateful). Not only does it tap into their insecurities and make them feel like they should have something to prove but it also makes you look REAL and not like the type of guy that has to try super hard to impress women.  I'm not a member of Mystery's Lounge, I've never even heard of it but I think I saw him on Chelsea Lately or whatever that show is called, damn that woman is hilarious (and hot...when do those two ever co-exist?). 

The biggest mistake guys make in any situation is putting women on a pedestal. Beautiful women get told all the time how beautiful and great they are; it's much more affective to make fun of them and make a few subtle derogatory comments towards them...

 

Ah, yes. "You had me at 'ho'."

make fun of them and make a few subtle derogatory comments towards them (in sort of a goofy jocular manner of course; not serious and hateful).

 

There's nothing wrong with making fun of women; you can do it in a harmless payful way but most guys don't have the balls to do it :roll: . Its actually the best ice breaker.

Why are you yelling at me!

 

I hate you!

 

Take me back to your place. Now.

lmao, I'm speechless!!

 

Thank goodness I'm gay, not a straight pretty women and never attended OU.

Yeah, it wasn't like that at Kent. Unless I went to the wrong places. But I'm pretty sure it wasn't.

just don't drop "c-nt." I had a friend who used to that and then he'd get angry when girls would stop talking to him. Also, I've learned not to insult their smoking habits and raspy voices. I'd be much better off if I didn't limit myself to non-smokers. At OU, almost everyone smokes fags when they're drunk. I hate it with a passion. I just can't go with a chick that smokes fags. It's really a problem I need to overcome, since most the hot chicks at OU tend to smoke when drunk. It's the classic Eva Mendes/Demi Moore dilemma. They're beautiful and kick ass, but they like the cancer.

 

If I met Eva Mendes at a bar and she wanted to go home with me, I'd probably say no because she smokes. My adversion to smoking runs that deep.

You like refering to them as fags don't you? Lol.

I hate smoke, it's nasty. I'd rather date an alcoholic. Slightly damaged liver is still more sexy than tar-filled lungs.

Jeez here I go again perpetuating a deviated topic again.

Ugh. I know a female who has smoked since the age of 12. She's 22 right now, and sounds damn old. But... isn't that the purpose of smoking? To look and sound older? Her skin looks like leather, and she smells all the time. I can't stand to be even near her.

 

But she still says its sexy. And beneficial overall. Go figure.

I looked Mr. Strauss up again and found this "before" photo.  Usually I disregard somebody's appearance as an excuse for bad luck with the ladies but this guy was in need of some help.  Believe it or not he's the guy with the 'stache in the middle:

 

baldstrauss.jpg

 

is that a blow up doll on the left side of the sofa?  :?  :wtf:

^ Looks like a Resusci Anne CPR dummy.  Though I guess it could be used like a blowup doll.

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