:-o  :-o  :-o

 

 

 

now check out the video of when they turn on the wave machine:

 

http://www.kilian-nakamura.com/blog-english/index.php/tokyo-summerland-wave-pool-manages-to-fit-in-some-water/

 

 

 

So Japan is a small island surrounded by ocean yet they all choose to swarm here and experience waves of urine, chlorine and sweat. Makes sense.

All I see is a gigantic Petri dish of viruses and diseases!  eww....

A lifeguard's worst nightmare.

that is actually a photo of shinjuku station during rush hour.  wakka wakka.

 

having just returned from tokyo, that photo is a pretty good metaphor for the whole city.  everyone living on top of each other, in the smallest space you can imagine.  you have to wear water wings to stay afloat.  and when they turn on the wave machine, the whole city goes crazy!   

wakka wakka....LMAO

I have a love/hate relationship with Tokyo.

 

I love the enegy of the city, but those tiny ass apartments are not made for anyone over 5'11"!

 

Its the equivalent of living in an old school wonder bread box!

Man, that's nasty

 

I love the enegy of the city, but those tiny ass apartments are not made for anyone over 5'11"!

 

What?! When I visit my family over there I better not have to duck when I step inside their house.

Reminds me of that movie Lost in Translation. 5 feet tall showerheads LOLOLOL

the japanese have an unusual relationship with plumbing.  sometimes the room is too small for a normal toilet, so the tank is tall and square, with a sink on top of it that runs when you flush.  sometimes it is a traditional squatting toilet.  sometimes it is an electronic toilet that flushes when you sit on it, and has twenty buttons on it for ass washing fun.  when I stayed in kobe, I used one of those showers with the tank of bathwater that it sucks from.  very confusing.  when i finally got it working, it was blazing hot.  I realized after I left the bathroom that the door was not entirely opaque.

 

I stayed in one of those 8' by 6' apartments in tokyo.  it wasn't so bad.  it made me rethink whether I had space for people to stay over at home.  we slept 4 people in the room.  not bad.  though I must admit, my head was on one wall, and my feet were on the other.   

Sounds like my old dorm. I love big cities but I am not living in some little ass space. Some of those pictures of Hong Kong density are just scary.

this should be titled "everyone in the cesspool"

For real. Nasty ass people. Look, they all have floating devices. They'r afraid to drown in urine and chlorine!

Of all the times and all the places to lose my Baby Ruth bar...

duty! duty! hai!