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Everybody knows the Star Spangled Banner is not that great of a song and hard to sing. There have been many pushes over the years to change it. There are many other great choices to select. Vote away.

Is this serious?

"This Land is Your Land" by Woody Guthrie.   

 

    This land is your land, this land is my land

    From California to the New York Island

    From the Redwood Forest to the Gulf Stream waters

    This land was made for you and me.

 

    As I went walking that ribbon of highway

    I saw above me that endless skyway

    I saw below me that golden valley

    This land was made for you and me.

 

    I roamed and I rambled and I followed my footsteps

    To the sparkling sands of her diamond deserts

    While All around me a voice was sounding

    Saying this land was made for you and me.

 

    The sun came shining, and I was strolling

    And the wheat fields waving and the dust clouds rolling

    As the fog was lifting, A voice was chanting,

    This land was made for you and me.

 

    This land is your land, this land is my land

    From California to the New York Island

    From the Redwood Forest to the Gulf Stream waters

    This land was made for you and me.

 

    In the squares of the city, In the shadow of a steeple;

    By the relief office, I'd seen my people.

    As they stood there hungry, I stood there asking,

    Is this land made for you and me?

 

    There was a big high wall there that tried to stop me;

    Sign was painted, it said private property;

    But on the back side it didn't say nothing;

    This land was made for you and me.

Is this serious?

as a heart attack

"This Land is Your Land" by Woody Guthrie.   

 

    This land is your land, this land is my land

    From California to the New York Island

    From the Redwood Forest to the Gulf Stream waters

    This land was made for you and me.

 

    As I went walking that ribbon of highway

    I saw above me that endless skyway

    I saw below me that golden valley

    This land was made for you and me.

 

    I roamed and I rambled and I followed my footsteps

    To the sparkling sands of her diamond deserts

    While All around me a voice was sounding

    Saying this land was made for you and me.

 

    The sun came shining, and I was strolling

    And the wheat fields waving and the dust clouds rolling

    As the fog was lifting, A voice was chanting,

    This land was made for you and me.

 

    This land is your land, this land is my land

    From California to the New York Island

    From the Redwood Forest to the Gulf Stream waters

    This land was made for you and me.

 

    In the squares of the city, In the shadow of a steeple;

    By the relief office, I'd seen my people.

    As they stood there hungry, I stood there asking,

    Is this land made for you and me?

 

    There was a big high wall there that tried to stop me;

    Sign was painted, it said private property;

    But on the back side it didn't say nothing;

    This land was made for you and me.

 

This makes me think of Fred Ricart's version called "This Van is Your Van" used to promote Ricart Vanland.

Remind me to throw Fred Ricart down a well. What's next: "Our Father, who art in Ranger. Savings be thy name"?

LOL

 

 

ANYTHING but "Freebird."

 

Horrid.

"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

Metallica without question!

if it was freebird, we would have to wait a while to play any sporting event.  it would also rock at the olympics to play that everytime we won a gold medal, but if the south had won the war...

"America - F@*k Yeah!" from Team America World Police 

^A close second to my submission.

I vote for Living in America by James Brown. Also will be a subtle reminder to the world that capitalism won in Rocky IV.

How about Ray Charles' America the Beautiful?

"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

I neglected to mention that if Freebird was chosen that it would be at the END of any event. Always played by a live band; length of the song would be determined by the awesomeness of the event's entertainment value. Crummy Super Bowl, short Freebird.

Also, "America, Fuck Yeah!" really is a great choice except for the fact that it's a little unrealistic.

"Shake Ya Ass" by Mystikal.

I vote for "hey there delilah". It really speaks to what this country is about. And it's clearly loved by all.  :wink:

Oh, and BTW, thanks for the memory lane trip with Contra. My then 11 year old brother used to routinely whip my a$$ at it.

 

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I don't mind if they do their own version as long as they keep it under 8 minutes long which some women can't seem to do.

^I would require a limit on the number of gratuitous arpeggios used. I'm thinking none is a good number.

Let's just adopt the Hendrix version.

good one koow with "this land" -- and bonus points for the redacted lyrics (woodyguthrie: a life by joe klein is a very highly recommended bio, one of my fav books. there is a photo inside of the lyric sheet where woody crossed out those final lyrics, but sometimes he sung them anyway).

 

now i'd go with that choice, but after the day i had at work today i am gonna pitch the "updated version" instead

(which additionally happens to be the very first widely popular rap single):

 

The message

 

(e.fletcher, s.robinson, c.chase, m.glover -

Sugarhill records 1982)

 

Broken glass everywhere

People pissing on the stairs, you know they just

Dont care

I cant take the smell, I cant take the noise

Got no money to move out, I guess I got no choice

Rats in the front room, roaches in the back

Junkies in the alley with a baseball bat

I tried to get away, but I couldnt get far

Cause the man with the tow-truck repossessed my car

 

Chorus:

Dont push me, cause Im close to the edge

Im trying not to loose my head

Its like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder

How I keep from going under

 

Standing on the front stoop, hangin out the window

Watching all the cars go by, roaring as the breezes

Blow

Crazy lady, livin in a bag

Eating out of garbage piles, used to be a fag-hag

Search and test a tango, skips the life and then go

To search a prince to see the last of senses

Down at the peepshow, watching all the creeps

So she can tell the stories to the girls back home

She went to the city and got so so so ditty

She had to get a pimp, she couldnt make it on her

Own

 

Chorus:

Its like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder

How I keep from goin under

 

My brothers doing fast on my mothers t.v.

Says she watches to much, is just not healthy

All my children in the daytime, dallas at night

Cant even see the game or the sugar ray fight

Bill collectors they ring my phone

And scare my wife when Im not home

Got a bum education, double-digit inflation

Cant take the train to the job, theres a strike

At the station

Me on king kong standin on my back

Cant stop to turn around, broke my sacroiliac

Midrange, migraine, cancered membrane

Sometimes I think Im going insane, I swear I might

Hijack a plane!

 

Chorus

 

My son said daddy I dont wanna go to school

Cause the teachers a jerk, he must think Im a

Fool

And all the kids smoke reefer, I think itd be

Cheaper

If I just got a job, learned to be a street sweeper

I dance to the beat, shuffle my feet

Wear a shirt and tie and run with the creeps

Cause its all about money, aint a damn thing

Funny

You got to have a con in this land of milk and

Honey

They push that girl in front of a train

Took her to a doctor, sowed the arm on again

Stabbed that man, right in his heart

Gave him a transplant before a brand new start

I cant walk through the park, cause its crazy

After the dark

Keep my hand on the gun, cause they got me on the

Run

I feel like an outlaw, broke my last fast jaw

Hear them say you want some more, livin on a

Seesaw

 

Chorus

 

A child was born, with no state of mind

Blind to the ways of mankind

God is smiling on you but hes frowning too

Cause only God knows what you go through

You grow in the ghetto, living second rate

And your eyes will sing a song of deep hate

The places you play and where you stay

Looks like one great big alley way

Youll admire all the number book takers

Thugs, pimps, pushers and the big money makers

Driving big cars, spending twenties and tens

And you wanna grow up to be just like them

Smugglers, scrambles, burglars, gamblers

Pickpockets, peddlers and even pan-handlers

You say Im cool, Im no fool

But then you wind up dropping out of high school

Now youre unemployed, all null n void

Walking around like youre pretty boy floyd

Turned stickup kid, look what you done did

Got send up for a eight year bid

Now your man is took and youre a may tag

Spend the next two years as an undercover fag

Being used and abused, and served like hell

Till one day you was find hung dead in a cell

It was plain to see that your life was lost

You was cold and your body swung back and forth

But now your eyes sing the sad sad song

Of how you lived so fast and died so young

 

Chorus

 

I've always thought Sousa's "Stars and Striped Forever" was the natural national anthem. Very rousing. As a bonus, it was actually composed by an American, rather than being an English drinking song.

^ 'be kind to your fine feathered friend,

for a duck could be somebody's mother

It lives all alone in the swamp

Where the weather is cold and damp.

 

I like it! It fills you with nationalist pride, and strikes fear into the hearts of your enemies!

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