Okay, I'm officially addicted.  It's 2AM (My Time) and I'm sitting in bed with my laptop clicking the refresh button on various threads to see if they've been updated.  I've been sporadically checking my e-mail also to see if I missed any updates.  This has been going on since 9PM.  I don't even live in Ohio.  Meanwhile, I have two weeks left in the semester and homework is the farthest thing from my mind when I can read about ColDayMan stalking techniques, or the latest and greatest bad album covers.  Then there are the wet-dream inducing photo threads that never seem to end.  And fascinating threads on finding Paul Lawrence Dunbar's childhood home.  And I now know that there was a glitch in the Cleveland bus system and someone had to wait 25 minutes for a bus. 

This is all meaningless to my life here in Milwaukee, but I'm still addicted (like crack.) 

Now that I'm officially obsessed with Ohio and it's greatness I have no friends because NO ONE in Milwaukee gives a sh!t what happens in Ohio and it's all I ever talk about.  Even my mother (who is a regular at hippie Yellow Springs events) won't give me the time of day. 

URBANOHIO DESTROYED MY LIFE!!!!

 

Ayo didnt someone make a thread a year or two ago with this same EXACT title? LOL

 

So you're saying we Ohioans are a source of entertainment for you? Are we like..your monkey or something? I can't tap dance very well.

 

How do you think I feel? I'm in the 24 hour computer lab typing sh!t and I'm going to be busy for days but d@mn I can't stop checking this site. Today was especially entertaining but I knew they were full of sh!t because ColDayMan does not hang out in Mt Adams. He sees the Miami Univ. stickers on the back of cars and starts walking the other way.

 

Personally I love Longworths; heard good things about Dahveeds and any place named after the Spanish phonetic equivalent of my name has to kick @ss.

 

Sorry..I'm done. Caffeine mixed with that congested feeling in your head when you've had 2 hours of sleep for 2 days in a row makes you prattle on like no other.

Move to Cleveland where you can have a front row seat to all of the action!  We'd love to have you!

Move to Cleveland where you can have a front row seat to all of the action!  We'd love to have you!

 

Pfsh. Yeah, action as in HOMICIDES.

^ Tasteless response of the day right there, folks. :roll:

Hey, if Cincy doesn't build that Streetcar Cleveland is second on my list.  Summer of 2010 I'm moving to Ohio.    But hey, thanks David for backing me up with your own version of a late night, caffeine an congestion induced rant.  By the way, I don't think you're all monkeys in Ohio.  But for some reason your comment made me think of this horribly racist video of Milwaukee:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDm0zUD3DlA

 

well come to Cleveland we already have rail!  :wink:

You know, I've never explored Cleveland, like I have C-Bus, Cincy, Toledo, and Dayton...but that's going to change this summer.  I have a free plane ticket on Midwest Airlines, and I've decided to take a fantastic vacation in sunny Cleveland.  You've all inspired me.  Well, you and the fact that you have rail going to your airport. 

Now I just need a cheap place to stay.  Anybody willing to house a poor, lonely, college student for a week?  (MayDay, maybe there's some extra room in your bed.  I can be creative for payment. :wink:) 

Seriously though, I would love a mini-tour from someone.  I have no clue where to visit, other than wandering downtown and maybe visiting that market thing in Ohio City. 

You know, I've never explored Cleveland, like I have C-Bus, Cincy, Toledo, and Dayton...but that's going to change this summer.  I have a free plane ticket on Midwest Airlines, and I've decided to take a fantastic vacation in sunny Cleveland.  You've all inspired me.  Well, you and the fact that you have rail going to your airport. 

Now I just need a cheap place to stay.  Anybody willing to house a poor, lonely, college student for a week?  (MayDay, maybe there's some extra room in your bed.  I can be creative for payment. :wink:)  

Seriously though, I would love a mini-tour from someone.  I have no clue where to visit, other than wandering downtown and maybe visiting that market thing in Ohio City. 

 

OMG!  Holy Orgy Bat Man!  I can't speak for the HBIC, but I don't think his man is down with that! 

 

Back on topic.....ajknee, you might want to visit the travel and relocation thread for ideas.  However, the one are you should see is the beautiful Shaker Square.  If you see nothing else in Cleveland you must take a visit to Shaker Square and ride the train to and from her!

"I can't speak for the HBIC, but I don't think his man is down with that!"

 

I am blessed and very happily and exclusively partnered with a ridiculously hot guy who has the perfect personality to complement mine... and he put a Tiffany ring on my hand. Once you're spoiled like I am, there's really nothing else and no one else you need. :-)

 

However, if ajknee can do roof repairs, that might be a different story.

"I can't speak for the HBIC, but I don't think his man is down with that!"

 

I am blessed and very happily and exclusively partnered with a ridiculously hot guy who has the perfect personality to complement mine... and he put a Tiffany ring on my hand. Once you're spoiled like I am, there's really nothing else and no one else you need. :-)

 

However, if ajknee can do roof repairs, that might be a different story.

 

Aww how sweet.  and don't forget the nice vacations he takes you on.  My, if one didn't know you they might take "spoiled" as being a gold digger.

AJKnee, let us know when you're coming in and I'm sure that somebody can figure out something - it'll give any of us an excuse to explore, peruse, and show off our gem. 

MayDay, you know I'm just kidding.  You know I would never want to come between you and that movie star looking hubby of yours.  But ironically I have replaced two roofs in my lifetime.  I don't think I want to do that on my vacation though, sorry. 

 

Thanks for the suggestions, I'll post a different thread in Travel/Relocation when I figure out a date. 

 

 

 

AJKnee, let us know when you're coming in and I'm sure that somebody can figure out something - it'll give any of us an excuse to explore, peruse, and show off our gem. 

Somebody should help this guy out. I think he would of have received a better response in the travel section. My apologies ajknee for piggybacking in your thread.

http://www.urbanohio.com/forum2/index.php/topic,15974.0.html

Anybody willing to house a poor, lonely, college student for a week?  (MayDay, maybe there's some extra room in your bed.  I can be creative for payment. :wink:) 

 

even though it comes off kinda spooky, having a stalker on your birthday must be nice.

we'll have to change his name to MayDay Berry.  LOL  Then that Navy guy can leave Halle alone.

To bring this thread back to topic (!), yes I also find myself on here while at work when I shouldn't be. Sometimes the topics and discussion are just too damn funny to leave alone. Or I discover and interesting news tidbit while at work. And sometimes when I'm perusing the peak oil boards, I come across some interesting stuff and post it here.

To bring this thread back to topic (!), yes I also find myself on here while at work when I shouldn't be. Sometimes the topics and discussion are just too damn funny to leave alone.

Me too.  I've actually had staff status meetings going on in my office while im viewing/replying to post here on UO.

^ Heh, ditto.  I actually met with three prospective clients while responding here.  Tis the beauty of conference calls.  What else are you going to do during the elevator music?  (And, I can do the pitch in my sleep.  Even got two sales out of three, a better than average return!)

What is a "Clevelandovian"?  :wtf:  :wtf:  :wtf:

What is a "Clevelandovian"?  :wtf:  :wtf:  :wtf:

 

A female reproductive organ from Cleveland?

Freudian slip!

What is a "Clevelandovian"?  :wtf:  :wtf:  :wtf:

 

A female reproductive organ from Cleveland?

 

Actually, "Clevelandovian" sounds like something you would need to visit the Cleveland Clinic for a cure.