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I don't know why this is funny, it just is:

 

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Not exactly from the Catechism I had as a kid.  Funny how none of the Roman historians mentions dinosaurs.

Gosh! I've read the Bible cover-to-cover three times, working on the fourth, and I keep missing the part about the dinosaurs. I must have a flawed, revisionist translation.

Don't you know that dinosaurs never existed?  The fossils were created by God in 4,004 BC and made to seem old to trap doubters into believing in Evil Heretical Science.    :evil:

I don't understand why people keep bringing up the lack of dinosaurs in the Bible as proof of its fallibility. There were LOTS of animals that weren't mentioned.

ha.  well i think if dinosaurs would play a big part in certain stories seeing as how BIG they were and how they ruled the land and all.  Comparing the lack of dino stories to the lack of ladybug stories is funny. 

The bible is true. In the beginning, God planted dinosaur fossils in the earth to #$%@ with us.

 

 

Hi all,

 

Noah's sons using flying dinosaurs to bring back other animals. Please, tell me there aren't intelligent people out there that believe this stuff. Sounds to me like there are folks out there on some heavy duty drugs or need to be. Warm nuzzles and bear hugz.

 

Jim S.

After looking at that site, I am fairly sure it is satire.

I expect the folks who go to Landover Baptist Church live in this trailer park.

After looking at that site, I am fairly sure it is satire.

 

That site has been up for years! lol ... Yeah, it's the Onion for Christianity.

 

 

 

The Onion and crazy pics of jesus on dinosaurs make me equally as happy :)

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