I haven't laughed this hard in a while, though it is insulting:

 

http://www.scribd.com/doc/2243347/If-Celebrities-Lived-in-Ohio

 

Who ever made that up don't they know Sarah Jessica Parker is from Ohio? The tom Cruise one was funny as hell.

I saw the same thing before, but it was for Mississippi. It's the same photos, it's just that people are changing the states name.

good stuff!

I laughed even more at Cincinnatus' sig. That newscaster always looks like he's wearing lavender eye makeup.

I saw it with Kansas a couple months ago.  Same photo's, different state.

What happend to my wife Tara Reid?! Just playing. She's a useless skank.

Who ever made that up don't they know Sarah Jessica Parker is from Ohio? The tom Cruise one was funny as hell.

 

hey even tom cruise lived in suburban louisville, ky as a teen, among other lowkey places. a guy in grad school in wku with me used to play b-ball with him in the neighborhood when they were kids -- i think it was anchorage, not sure anymore & really who cares i just wanted to reinforce your same point.

That's good stuff. I love the Sharon Stone one. Hey, just ordinary folks doin' ordinary stuff!

Anyone of these “types” could just as easily be found in New Joisy, Lawn Guyland or on the Island of Staten! Or even in good old Manhattan. As a matter of fact, “Gwen Stefani” appears to be an outstanding example of that most colorful of New York subspecies: gender illusionist.

 

Gwen Stefani appears to be an outstanding example of that most colorful of New York subspecies: gender illusionist.

 

 

Haha.

 

Funny that the people pictured are mostly from the fly over states, and probably would look like that if they hadn't been "molded" by some agent.  This kind of stuff makes me crazy, only because California and New York are full of people who look exactly like this....there isn't a bigger percentage of better looking people on the coasts than in the middle of the country.  The myth of Hollywood glamor is just that, a myth. And truth be told, when they are looking for a fresh face, they always want a Midwestern type.  Go figure.

What happend to my wife Tara Reid?! Just playing. She's a useless skank.

 

I didn't think they changed her at all!

Funniest thing since the Columbus/Cincinnati/Wapakoneta Barbies email.

 

Favorite: Michael Douglass & Catherine Zeta Jones.

It seems like most hollywood stars or famous people are from the Midwest area. Sarah Jessica Parker, Katie Holmes, and Carmen Electra are just three I thought of right off the top of my head that guys have been drooling over for years, and all are from Ohio.

Sexy ≠ Pretty.

The average woman's idea of what actually looks good is incredibly distorted today.

I thought the slides were actually pretty lame, but the discussion it has generated has been fantastic thus far.

I don't keep up with hollywood drama but thats the first time I ever heard anyone say anything like that about jessica parker. I would imagine a lot of negativity toward her would stem from sex in the city tv show. I think jessica alba is pregnant. :'(

Sexy ≠ Pretty.

 

Of the following examples of non-pretty people, a total of 100% have demonstrated an ability to acquire unbelievable amounts of action:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sexy ≠ Pretty.My definition of "sexy" has always been "someone who people want to have sex with."

 

And in these cases, they did. Oh, they did...

 

 

Oh, why do I encourage him...

In fact, I'll go as far as saying 100% of straight men and 50% of all women want to have sex with Eva Mendes.

 

This is pure gold.

Billy Bob Thorton is wearing that Metallica shirt backwards.

Kingfish, I'm with you.  Pretty ≠ Sexy ≠ Cute ≠ Bonable ≠ Hot ≠ Foxy ≠ Saucy ≠ Attractive ≠ Beautiful ≠ Pretty.  They never have and never will.  I can think of example for each that certainly don't fit into other categories in my book. 

I think it's more of a 3D Venn diagram as well.  Not only do all the circles (spheres) overlap, they all have varying Z-values (none of those attributes are binary).

There's no difference between "pretty" and "sexy". It's all a social construct to make us feel less perverted.

kingfish, i know what you're trying to get at.  maybe the difference we're speaking about here is "sex appeal" vs. "sexy"?

 

the Webster's definition of "sex appeal" is:  the physical charm that attracts members of the opposite sex

 

the Webster's def of "sexy" is:  exciting or intended to excite sexual desire

 

i think sex appeal has more to do with personality, wit, intelligence.

 

either way, i agree.  you don't have to be hot to the whole world to be considered sexy.  i go for skinny punk rocker-types that wear scarves with t-shirts.  i doubt the rest of the world agrees with my tastes.

 

 

 

 

The examples I posted boinked far and wide--many of the boinkees being people the masses considered sexy (Angelina Jolie, Josephine Baker, and surely there were some hotties in Nicholson's alleged 2000-member Hall of Nookie). Sexy is in the eye of the beholder, but it's the ones who transcend conventional definitions of sexy who enjoy the most--and best--action.

 

Oh, and by the way? My definition of UNsexy is chalky underarm deodorant stains:

 

I think it's more of a 3D Venn diagram as well.  Not only do all the circles (spheres) overlap, they all have varying Z-values (none of those attributes are binary).

 

That would make a great pick up line.

 

Oh, and by the way? My definition of UNsexy is chalky underarm deodorant stains:

 

 

Maybe it's a milk moustache.

Oh, and by the way? My definition of UNsexy is chalky underarm deodorant stains:

 

And any straight male would lick them off...it's Eva Mendes!!

 

Mmmmm, no thanks.

Oh, and by the way? My definition of UNsexy is chalky underarm deodorant stains:

 

And any straight male would lick them off...it's Eva Mendes!!

 

Mmmmm, no thanks.

 

Yeaaaaaahh, I gotta agree with KOOW on this one. Ew.

Two things that negate sexy: armpit stains and dingleberries.

here's an analogy to help us all:

 

every time C-Dawg uses the word "chick" in one of his posts, I become more and more certain that I would not find him to have sex appeal.

 

 

(sorry, had to post my requisite feminist banter :)  )

 

 

 

(Finger hovering over "LOCK TOPIC" button)

 

Let's wrench this thread back to the realm of work safe, 'kay?

sorry, had to post my requisite feminist banter

 

Well, I am a feminist, and I find "chick" complimentary to the girls I hang out with at OU. They're just happy when anyone refrains from calling them "slut,", "bitch," or "ho". Actually, the girls prefer to be treated like sh!t here. If you're nice, you're not getting anywhere in Athens. I'm a very vulgar person in general and am ten times worse when addressing males. They're all "snakes," "assholes," and "bitches."

 

Chick is better than "broad" too. I don't see how it is offensive at all.

 

I guess what makes it offensive is that I (speaking for myself of course) would prefer to be called by my <i>name</i>.... 

Yeaaaaaahh, I gotta agree with KOOW on this one. Ew.

 

But it's EVA MENDES. I don't think you'd be able to say no if she requested...

 

If she looked you in the eyes and gave one of her trademark "sex looks", it'd be hard to say no to any request. I know I couldn't...

 

Speak for yourself. I'm dead sexy.