Posted June 3, 200817 yr Thug punk First on Friday night some punk a$$ b*tch mofo copped an attitude because I asked him to move off my steps. Me: Ummm, excuse me but can you not sit on my steps. I would greatly appreciate it A-hole: Scooting to the left and motioning me to come up MY OWN DAMN stairs. I ain’t doing anything, I’m just sitting here Me: Well sit somewhere else and smoke weed. a-hole: oh its like Me: Yes, its like that. When leaves fall will you be here to sweep them up?, When it snows will you be here to shovel it and clear a path on the sidewalk and most importantly is your name of the mortgage?. I don’t even know why I’m explaining this, stay in your lane and get the f*ck of my stairs. I walk past, tell him that it would be in his best interest not to be on my steps when I come back out, since I had on a jacket and dress shoes. I dash upstairs, but some Vaseline on my face and braid my hair (just kidding) and put on my sweats and sneakers. a-hole: Man f*ck you! Me: Your not man enough to! So I called 9-1-1 and my boy at the secret service on 125. When I come out with my baseball bat, this punk azz, son of a b*tch throws a brick right at my window. He gagged when it didn’t break and bounced back and almost hit him. MTS has bullet proof/hurricane force windows! HA! So I chase after him and he’s lucky I couldn’t catch him when he ran toward the Metro North, cause I was going to beat his azz. Saturday morning As I was getting of the plane a flight attendant needed help with a bag, being a gentleman, I offered to help her. Walking down the concourse she’s like “how can I thank you?” I’m like its no big deal and man would have done the same thing. She looks at me with a, “come hither” look and hands me a piece of paper and is says, “call me, I’d like to repay you for you kindness. All I could think of is my cousin saying, “why do girls push up on you, they have no idea it was a wasted effort, uggggggh” Saturday afternoon I get stung by a bee while going thru someone’s trash and too make matters worst a skunk almost got me right after. Saturday night I go to a party with two of my cousins and some girl hit on me, she actually grabbed my grapes! Then her cousin squeezes my nipple. I drink heavily because I know these gals are desperate if they are talking to me. Then the girl wants to do some threesome kiss crap with me and my cousin. I was like this is not boys gone wild and we don’t get down like that. Sunday morning My seven year old nephew rides his bike to my house, without telling my brother and scares the living crap out of me. I’m very light sleeper, however, I think I drank to much the prior night and when he jumps on my bed I body slam him on the floor and step on a pin! OUCH. He’s ok…just a lil bruised, but scared the BaGeezus out of me. I asked how he got in the building and into my house, he said he came in when one of the neighbors came out and I that my door was wide open. Opps. So since he has me up at the crack of dawn, he then wants my 8 year old cousin, my cousins’ girlfriends son and my cousins son to come to breakfast with us at Yours Truly….ugh! We end up waiting like and hour for a table…If I didn’t love that kid. Sunday Afternoon My cousin announces that he is in contract to buy a house in Richmond Hts. and he wants us all to come out and get a feel for it and let us know what he thinks. After getting over the horror of going to Richmond Hts., I agree to come over at 4 PM. Richmond Hts., is one ugly city, from a home architecture standpoint. Why in Sam Hell don’t those people have any damn sidewalks? So I get to my cousins, a 35 min drive from Shaker Square. So my grand parents, my parents, various aunts, uncles & cousins and their kids show up. My cousin and her husband are showing us the property and we’re talking to the “would be” next door neighbors and they were telling us about the area and how long they’ve been there and the thing we know is 10 cops show up – because, as the officer stated, “a call came in about a mob of colored people and the potential for gang violence.” The neighbors we were talking with, who are Indian, were so embarrassed. My grandfather says to my cousin, “you want to move out here with these people go right ahead, it’s obvious they’re going roll out welcome mat! Did he say “colored people”? What is this 1962??” My grandfather then told my uncle he raised a fool and she married an even bigger one! He then asked my grandmother to get in the car, and they drove off without even looking back. My parents, an aunt & uncle and my brother and his family left shortly there after. My parents wanted to drive my car for the summer so they took my car and I rode back with my brother and his family. So to add insult to an already disaster afternoon, a deer jumps onto my car on Richmond road. My parents and my youngest nephew, in my car, were at a light, my brother right behind. Just as they are about to proceed a little deer comes out of now where jumps on the hood of my car and keeps going across Richmond toward the airport. Thank goodness my parents didn’t have the top down. This was a weekend to totally forget.
June 3, 200817 yr OMG. I call those curses -although I mean it in a non religious/non-voodoo way. It will pass.
June 3, 200817 yr He did not say "colored people"! Did he really? OMG. Yes...Thats my grandfather went off. I'm from a big family and we (the adults), said the exact same thing.
June 3, 200817 yr OMG. I call those curses -although I mean it in a non religious/non-voodoo way. It will pass. LMAO! I know especially those lady's hitting on me. I thought, umm, maybe their biological clocks are ticking really loud or either they're just truly desperate.
June 4, 200817 yr Sorry, I am the first to admit there are very physically attractive (due to the time spent on upkeep, or cruel fate?) gay guys, but the bottom line if someone does not want to "do you", or whatever the kids are saying today, it is ridiculous to even try. You are right, something is wrong with them. Thankfully, I never went through that attempt- to- convert or be- oblivious stage when I was single.
June 4, 200817 yr "I dash upstairs, put some Vaseline on my face and braid my hair (just kidding)" Don't forget to take out your earrings and call Ne'Ne' and LaQuon cuz "these b!tches are on some OTHER sh!t!!!" (for the caucasians who don't get it, either date outside your race or watch "White Girls" a few times) "I get stung by a bee while going thru someone’s trash" Yeah - I'm sorry but while I - a lowly mid-career art director at a B2B trade magazine, can appreciate a good find at say... thrift shops, etc., even I will not go treelawn shopping or dumpster diving. Correct me if I'm wrong, but you're some upper-ish exec at Time-Warner and your pay enables you to have dual citizenship in NYC and Shaker Square? Honey - that's why you have assistants and minions - let THEM do the dirty work. I mean it's cute to WANT to do that yourself, but really now... clevelandskyscrapers.com Cleveland Skyscrapers on Instagram
June 4, 200817 yr Sorry, I am the first to admit there are very physically attractive (due to the time spent on upkeep, or cruel fate?) gay guys, but the bottom line if someone does not want to "do you", or whatever the kids are saying today, it is ridiculous to even try. You are right, something is wrong with them. Thankfully, I never went through that attempt- to- convert or be- oblivious stage when I was single. Oh nevermind hetero women who are on the prowl - the best is when you go to a mostly lesbian party and they want to umm, borrow your umm... well, they think you'd be good material for their attempts at breeding!!! clevelandskyscrapers.com Cleveland Skyscrapers on Instagram
June 4, 200817 yr author=MayDay Oh nevermind hetero women who are on the prowl - the best is when you go to a mostly lesbian party and they want to umm, borrow your umm... well, they think you'd be good material for their attempts at breeding!!! LOL Send the (hot) lesbians my way, then. I have an above avg IQ, no criminal record and I'm at least decent looking. :-D I always wondered how hard it is to be a sperm donor or how much money it pays. As long as no one comes after me for child support rearages I'm down! :-D
June 4, 200817 yr "I dash upstairs, put some Vaseline on my face and braid my hair (just kidding)" Don't forget to take out your earrings and call Ne'Ne' and LaQuon cuz "these b!tches are on some OTHER sh!t!!!" (for the caucasians who don't get it, either date outside your race or watch "White Girls" a few times) "I get stung by a bee while going thru someone’s trash" Yeah - I'm sorry but while I - a lowly mid-career art director at a B2B trade magazine, can appreciate a good find at say... thrift shops, etc., even I will not go treelawn shopping or dumpster diving. Correct me if I'm wrong, but you're some upper-ish exec at Time-Warner and your pay enables you to have dual citizenship in NYC and Shaker Square? Honey - that's why you have assistants and minions - let THEM do the dirty work. I mean it's cute to WANT to do that yourself, but really now... MayDay. You are hot mess. LOL! I call KeLoLo & Infiniti, as NeNe and dem to unreliable! Honestly, I about to call my crazy cousin and have him take care of this lil punk. I'm still pissed that he talked all this shit and then ran like girl! I looooooooove dumpster diving. These people around the Square throw out stuff that is perfectly usable. They just don't see the potential. Why should buy something new, when I can just drag it to my parents house and fix up for free?? For instance I'm in the process of redoing my moms summer tent. I found the large sofa in one place, the chairs in another and the enter cafe table set all on the street. All I had to do was clean it, sand it down, paint it white. As you can see I have two table left. All my parents did was buy cushions and glass. Man, about 70-75% of my homes are filled with stuff off the street. Total cost ~$200, you couldn't get Wrought Iron at store for that price!
June 4, 200817 yr Why in Sam Hell don’t those people have any damn sidewalks? Probably because many of the people there think sidewalks would lead to... a mob of colored people and the potential for gang violence I have noticed a correlation between lack of sidewalks and concentrations of people that fear pigmentation.
June 4, 200817 yr Sorry, I am the first to admit there are very physically attractive (due to the time spent on upkeep, or cruel fate?) gay guys, but the bottom line if someone does not want to "do you", or whatever the kids are saying today, it is ridiculous to even try. You are right, something is wrong with them. Thankfully, I never went through that attempt- to- convert or be- oblivious stage when I was single. Some people are just supe agrresive. A lot of women think they can "change" you and the the "power of the -----" will miraculously make you non gay. I've had sex with a women before and obviously I didn't like. Even when I say things like "girlfriend" or other code words without actually saying, "ahh, hello, I'm gay, duh!" some women still don't get it. :wtf: Sorry, I am the first to admit there are very physically attractive (due to the time spent on upkeep, or cruel fate?) gay guys, but the bottom line if someone does not want to "do you", or whatever the kids are saying today, it is ridiculous to even try. You are right, something is wrong with them. Thankfully, I never went through that attempt- to- convert or be- oblivious stage when I was single. Oh nevermind hetero women who are on the prowl - the best is when you go to a mostly lesbian party and they want to umm, borrow your umm... well, they think you'd be good material for their attempts at breeding!!! When my ex and I were together one of our lesbian neighbors asked him if he could "donate". I was like hell to the naw! He told me after we broke up, her and her partner started asking again. author=MayDay Oh nevermind hetero women who are on the prowl - the best is when you go to a mostly lesbian party and they want to umm, borrow your umm... well, they think you'd be good material for their attempts at breeding!!! LOL Send the (hot) lesbians my way, then. I have an above avg IQ, no criminal record and I'm at least decent looking. :-D I always wondered how hard it is to be a sperm donor or how much money it pays. As long as no one comes after me for child support rearages I'm down! :-D Now you sound like my cousin. Why are straight men turned on by girl-on-girl action but you wont watch guy-on-guy action? :wtf: My cousin keeps trying to push up on the lesbian couple that lives nest door to me in LA. They are really phyne! But he has the same "if I catch one of them at a weak moment, I can change them mentalities" also. David becareful of what you ask for, as I've said to my cousin. Leave the lesbians alone, if you try to get with one of them, especially the "butch", she might try to f--- you, and I'm sure she'll tell you her d--- is bigger than yours!
June 4, 200817 yr Sounds like you needed a few drinks. ;) Thats what got me in trouble! I only had two, maybe three. I've never been able to hold my liquor and I'm Puerto Rican! Two drinks and I'm buzzed. Three I'm Otis the town drunk!
June 4, 200817 yr Re: Richmond Hts., Sad that some things don't change. I know one of the reasons (not the only reason, mind you, but it was still in the minds of mgmt) the Front Row shut down and sold to Playhouse Square was that Highland Hts. kept giving them grief about the acts they would bring in, and the fans of those acts. They wanted to charge them for extra security, etc., but again, only when certain acts came to town. Apparently Peaches and Herb were preaching the gang lifestyle. Ridiculous, but true.
June 4, 200817 yr Some people wont change. The one thing that I found was odd, is that only one neighbor came out to see what was going on. My grandfather wants to go to the RH police department to file a complaint or shot some deer! I still cannot believe that deer jumped on my damn car.
June 4, 200817 yr More than anything i would worry about the guy that tried to break the window. He might try to retaliate.
June 4, 200817 yr More than anything i would worry about the guy that tried to break the window. He might try to retaliate. He's a p---y! I ran two blocks after him. If he was man he would have shot me or fought mano-to-mano. I'm from a big family, I got backup on the way. My crazy, homophobic, misogynistic cousin is coming to stay with me for a couple days next week. He'll take care that punk! But you didn't here this from me.
June 4, 200817 yr Ain't that the shiznit... A gay guy gets the women hitting on him and I haven't had a woman acknowledge that I'm alive for the last 15 years or more. What a wonderful world. "In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage." -- John Steinbeck
June 4, 200817 yr Ain't that the shiznit... A gay guy gets the women hitting on him and I haven't had a woman acknowledge that I'm alive for the last 15 years or more. What a wonderful world. You can have them. Well maybe except the one with fake boobies! I might be gay, but I can spot fake breast a mile away.
June 4, 200817 yr Ain't that the shiznit... A gay guy gets the women hitting on him and I haven't had a woman acknowledge that I'm alive for the last 15 years or more. What a wonderful world. Many gay guys take much better care of themselves than straight men. This is what makes them attractive to women (straight, bi and lesbians). They go to the doctor and dentist regularly, they work out, they pay attention to how they dress and try to look nice, they get decent haircuts. I am generalizing here but you see my point. It's not the world that's cruel, it's that most men don't care about their appearance and the ones who are the tastiest looking aren't interested in women :)
June 4, 200817 yr Ain't that the shiznit... A gay guy gets the women hitting on him and I haven't had a woman acknowledge that I'm alive for the last 15 years or more. What a wonderful world. Many gay guys take much better care of themselves than straight men. This is what makes them attractive to women (straight, bi and lesbians). They go to the doctor and dentist regularly, they work out, they pay attention to how they dress and try to look nice, they get decent haircuts. I am generalizing here but you see my point. It's not the world that's cruel, it's that most men don't care about their appearance and the ones who are the tastiest looking aren't interested in women :) You better preach girlfriend!
June 4, 200817 yr I've been a hag ever since I started to like boys! Most gay men are physically want a woman wants in a straight man.
June 4, 200817 yr I've been a hag ever since I started to like boys! Most gay men are physically want a woman wants in a straight man. Not just physically! They clean, they have really nice lawns, they like good looking, clean furniture, they fold their clothes, they like gourmet food, they're up on current events, art, gossip, the list goes on and on.
June 4, 200817 yr I've been a hag ever since I started to like boys! Most gay men are physically want a woman wants in a straight man. Not just physically! They clean, they have really nice lawns, they like good looking, clean furniture, they fold their clothes, they like gourmet food, they're up on current events, art, gossip, the list goes on and on. translation = we have domestic servants! lol
June 4, 200817 yr Sorry, I was just observing the thread turning into Gay/Straight Man Stereotype Central. :-P
June 4, 200817 yr Yeah, there's absolutely NOTHING true about any of the aforementioned stereotypes :roll: clevelandskyscrapers.com Cleveland Skyscrapers on Instagram
June 4, 200817 yr Sorry, I was just observing the thread turning into Gay/Straight Man Stereotype Central. :-P HUSH! Now do the following: - Make a doctor and dentist appointment - Get your workout on (remember you're a supermodel) - Buy some clothes that acentuate your positives and nuetralize your negatives. - Get decent haircut. - Tidy up your crib - Get up to date on current events :wink:
June 4, 200817 yr Why do some homosexuals love having the opportunity to take the moral/intellectual/fashionistic high ground over heterosexuals? Rocknroller, I don't know what straight guys you're around but most of my straight friends care a LOT about their appearance, probably too much. I have friends who shave their chest hair and tan religiously for christ's sake. Hell, even I get the back of my neck precisely trimmed every two weeks. I don't go to parties without wearing nice expensive button downs; Kennith Cole, Nautica, Ralph Lauren, etc. It works against you sometimes though because a lot of women think you're too into yourself and that somehow your narcissistic and that confidence translates into you being a shallow, self absorbed person. Also, there are a lot of gay guys who are out of shape. I don't understand how working out is a gay thing. These generalizations are really annoying.
June 4, 200817 yr Why do some homosexuals love having the opportunity to take the moral/intellectual/fashionistic high ground over heterosexuals? Rocknroller, I don't know what straight guys you're around but most of my straight friends care a LOT about their appearance, probably too much. I have friends who shave their chest hair and tan religiously for christ's sake. Hell, even I get the back of my neck precisely trimmed every two weeks. I don't go to parties without wearing nice expensive button downs; Kennith Cole, Nautica, Ralph Lauren, etc. It works against you sometimes though because a lot of women think you're too into yourself and that somehow your narcissistic and that confidence translates into you being a shallow, self absorbed person. Also, there are a lot of gay guys who are out of shape. I don't understand how working out is a gay thing. These generalizations are really annoying. Because we set the fashion rules and regulations! Period! Gay men run and rule fashion and I'm talking strickly from a designer stand point.
June 4, 200817 yr Here's my take. It's very similar to the "most smart people don't have any common sense" myth. A smart person SHOULD have common sense, so when they do something that seems to show a lack of common sense, it's more shocking to people than when someone of lower intelligence does the same sort of thing. A gay man SHOULDN'T have women hitting on him because he's not trying to attract them, so when they do it's more of...you see where I'm going.
June 4, 200817 yr A lot of your "rules and regulations" are subjective and they're not for everybody.
June 4, 200817 yr Yeah, there's absolutely NOTHING true about any of the aforementioned stereotypes :roll: There's SOMETHING to most stereotypes, but the discussion seemed to be degrading into this myth that all gay men are muscle-men, and all straight men are slobs. I've know plenty of exceptions on both sides of that rule, and I am one of them (and people generally don't even put me in the "metro" category).
June 4, 200817 yr A lot of your "rules and regulations" are subjective and they're not for everybody. Tell that to Michael Kors...Calvin Klein...Jean Paul Gaultier...Sean Puffy Combs...Rockawear.... Yeah, there's absolutely NOTHING true about any of the aforementioned stereotypes :roll: There's SOMETHING to most stereotypes, but the discussion seemed to be degrading into this myth that all gay men are muscle-men, and all straight men are slobs. I've know plenty of exceptions on both sides of that rule, and I am one of them (and people generally don't even put me in the "metro" category). We all do. Boy you breeders are sensitive today! lol lol :wink:
June 4, 200817 yr Tell that to Michael Kors...Calvin Klein...Jean Paul Gaultier...Sean Puffy Combs...Rockawear.... Even though a lot of those hiphop designers steal ideas, they're still customized. Look at how many people still wear conservative suits.
June 4, 200817 yr Tell that to Michael Kors...Calvin Klein...Jean Paul Gaultier...Sean Puffy Combs...Rockawear.... Even though a lot of those hiphop designers steal ideas, they're still customized. Look at how many people still wear conservative suits. no dear...those designers are making fashion. I'm not talking about the marketing...im talking about the HEAD DESIGNER who is one of my people making the clothing you wear!
June 4, 200817 yr I'm not arguing that there isn't something to stereotypes many times or that somehow creativity and homosexuality seem to be positively correlated, but its the "my people" vs. "your people" argumentation that the thread was devolving into that prompted my Bad Thread comment. And while I'm in a pissy mood wishing I could leave work already...I mostly enjoy what you have to add to the forum and you seem like a nice person MTS, but you need to quit with the pet names (dear, honey, sweetie). They are annoying and condescending (regardless of who you are talking to).
June 4, 200817 yr Oh, just take it easy on MTS and turn that frown upside down, snookywookyoogums! :-D clevelandskyscrapers.com Cleveland Skyscrapers on Instagram
June 4, 200817 yr So are you implying then that the short short / cut off shirt combo I wear with my black socks and work boots when I mow the lawn isn't fashionable? It's ok that my gut hangs out because it's all covered with hair, so no one sees it anyway.
June 4, 200817 yr Exactly, and if this was a race or gender stereotype thread, it would have been deleted by now. I could name a LOT of negative gay stereotypes and if I did, I'm sure my post would also be deleted, as it should be. I wouldn't have said anything but I don't appreciate being labeled a slob who doesn't take care of himself by someone in a marginalized group obsessed with asserting superiority over others.
June 4, 200817 yr I mostly enjoy what you have to add to the forum and you seem like a nice person MTS, but you need to quit with the pet names (dear, honey, sweetie). They are annoying and condescending (regardless of who you are talking to). Sugar, they are terms of endearment. :wink: LOL I've truly not meant to offend anyone. If I have offended anyone, I apologize.
June 4, 200817 yr Exactly, and if this was a race or gender stereotype thread, it would have been deleted by now. I could name a LOT of negative gay stereotypes and if I did, I'm sure my post would also be deleted, as it should be. I wouldn't have said anything but I don't appreciate being labeled a slob who doesn't take care of himself by someone in a marginalized group obsessed with asserting superiority over others. whooaaaaaaaaaaaaa..
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