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I am currently batting 1000...my long term partner died years ago...the latest just married (his girlfriend!) last week.  Oy vey.  That was just what I needed to end the year on an up note.  Think I'll join a monestary.  That was much more difficult than the first one dying, believe me! 

 

Honey we can start our own parish!

Is Randy still dating that girl?  I raise the question because the night he got mugged he wasn't with her (why didn't he call her? Hmmm...) and I had to leave the bar and drive him to his mom's house to get his extra car keys.  Why were his keys in Jenny's purse (the purse that was stolen)?  In his own words, "because I was wearing these tight pants and the car keys hurt".  At least in the fashion department, the infamous Greece Trip had some influence! 

 

 

Why are you putting his business out on Front Street?  :?

Because urbanists don't like back yards?

Ha David it's a bit of a joke, plus he doesn't visit this site much anymore so we can tease him all we want. 

Is Randy still dating that girl?  I raise the question because the night he got mugged he wasn't with her (why didn't he call her? Hmmm...) and I had to leave the bar and drive him to his mom's house to get his extra car keys.  Why were his keys in Jenny's purse (the purse that was stolen)?  In his own words, "because I was wearing these tight pants and the car keys hurt".  At least in the fashion department, the infamous Greece Trip had some influence! 

 

 

UR was mugged?  OMG, IS HE OK??!!

 

This should be a lessen not to wear tight jeans!

 

Why are you putting his business out on Front Street?  :?

Oh Honey, we care.  Is this why UR hasn't posted in a while?

I'm single for a while now... but that's o.k., i'de probably cheat anyway...

Winter weather and cold nights are here, but still an electric blanket is less annoying than a boyfriend.

 

Besides, I decide when it comes out of the closet, and when it goes back in.

Winter weather and cold nights are here, but still an electric blanket is less annoying than a boyfriend.

 

Besides, I decide when it comes out of the closet, and when it goes back in.

 

Hehe.

 

I guess I'm in the tweener phase now (engaged).

I'm single for a while now... but that's o.k., i'de probably cheat anyway...

 

Definitely the ATL affect!  As Sofia would say to Blanche, "I've said it before, sluts heal quicker!"  LOL

Single, single, single. Although it'd be nice to have someone on these cold winter nights, I'm more than happy right now being single.

Somehow the crazies always seem to flock to me. The last girl i dated for a little over 2 months and she was already talking about marriage, being together forever, neighborhood to live in, blah blah blah. Once i called it off, it took me about 4 months to completely get rid of her, at which point she told me that we would never get back together no matter what happened and how badly i begged her to take me back. It got to the point to where she would take note of the facebook status's that my friends and I would put up about where we were going out that night, and she would show up and claim she had no idea i would be there.

I'm single for a while now... but that's o.k., i'de probably cheat anyway...

 

Definitely the ATL affect! As Sofia would say to Blanche, "I've said it before, sluts heal quicker!" LOL

 

Oh hush up...  it's just soooo hard with so many to choose from

I'm single for a while now... but that's o.k., i'de probably cheat anyway...

 

Definitely the ATL affect!  As Sofia would say to Blanche, "I've said it before, sluts heal quicker!"  LOL

 

Oh hush up...  it's just soooo hard with so many to choose from

 

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I know a lot of people who are both single and in a long term relationship - depending on whether you ask their girlfriend or look at their status on facebook/myspace page  :-o

I know a lot of people who are both single and in a long term relationship - depending on whether you ask their girlfriend or look at their status on facebook/myspace page  :o

 

I dont understand that.  If you're "edit" or "leave out" information on FB or MS, just say..

 

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He wasn't truly "mugged"...some guy came up waving a handgun and demanded the girl's purse (not his girlfriend or date) and his keys were in her purse. They weren't hurt. But like I said the keys were in her purse because..."his pants were too tight". I saw the pants, they were jeans and they really didn't look all that tight or special in any regard, so I'm not sure I buy his excuse. But I do think his failure to fight back against the assailant had something to do with the pants -- he was no doubt worried about splitting them! 

 

He wasn't truly "mugged"...some guy came up waving a handgun and demanded the girl's purse (not his girlfriend or date) and his keys were in her purse. They weren't hurt. But like I said the keys were in her purse because..."his pants were too tight". I saw the pants, they were jeans and they really didn't look all that tight or special in any regard, so I'm not sure I buy his excuse. But I do think his failure to fight back against the assailant had something to do with the pants -- he was no doubt worried about splitting them! 

 

 

I wouldn't have given it to him.  But that's just me.

Married 6 years, 3 kids, 2 dogs.. Living the dream...2 ramshackle houses.

 

Married 6 years, 3 kids, 2 dogs.. Living the dream...2 ramshackle houses.

 

2 ramshackle houses?  wussup with that?

He wasn't truly "mugged"...some guy came up waving a handgun and demanded the girl's purse (not his girlfriend or date) and his keys were in her purse. They weren't hurt. But like I said the keys were in her purse because..."his pants were too tight". I saw the pants, they were jeans and they really didn't look all that tight or special in any regard, so I'm not sure I buy his excuse. But I do think his failure to fight back against the assailant had something to do with the pants -- he was no doubt worried about splitting them!  

 

 

I wouldn't have given it to him.  But that's just me.

 

Why, becasue you don't think he would have used the gun?

He wasn't truly "mugged"...some guy came up waving a handgun and demanded the girl's purse (not his girlfriend or date) and his keys were in her purse. They weren't hurt. But like I said the keys were in her purse because..."his pants were too tight". I saw the pants, they were jeans and they really didn't look all that tight or special in any regard, so I'm not sure I buy his excuse. But I do think his failure to fight back against the assailant had something to do with the pants -- he was no doubt worried about splitting them! 

 

 

I wouldn't have given it to him.  But that's just me.

 

Why, becasue you don't think he would have used the gun?

That and I work to hard for my things.  I know it's not advised, but I'm not giving up my sh*t to some punk a$$ b*tch mofo!

 

Just like I told the guy that attempted to rob me and take my bag.  "It's you or the Prada bag!  If you shoot me you better make sure I don't get up because if I do I'm going to kick your a$$ all over this train!"

  • 7 months later...

Bump for the newbies

Hey, I get to change my vote in like 9 months!!!

how easy is it to change your vote...it seems like this thread would be one where people would need to change it more than any other poll.  I mean, there should be at least a 50% shift from married to divorced if statistics hold up, right?

  • 4 months later...

I've been single for 4 years now.  It's time to mingle!

Uh oh, Emmie!  Turn up the heat!

"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

Single. Definitely single.

"In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage." -- John Steinbeck

Uh oh, Emmie! Turn up the heat!

 

Tell me about it.  BOB just isn't cutting it anymore, gotta find me someone or SOMETHING new!

I'm presuming there are Hustler stores in Cleveland...

"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

Uh oh, Emmie! Turn up the heat!

 

Tell me about it. BOB just isn't cutting it anymore, gotta find me someone or SOMETHING new!

 

BOB?

 

Bottle of Bubbly?

Banging on Bongos?

Barrel of Babaloo?

May I direct Emmie to the services of Alexyss K. Tylor!

 

"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

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Uh oh, Emmie! Turn up the heat!

 

Tell me about it. BOB just isn't cutting it anymore, gotta find me someone or SOMETHING new!

 

BOB?

 

Bottle of Bubbly?

Banging on Bongos?

Barrel of Babaloo?

 

BOB = Battery Operated Boyfriend.

"In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage." -- John Steinbeck

^ ha...Jill's cousin

May I direct Emmie to the services of Alexyss K. Tylor!

 

OOOOOhhhh  NO you didn't!

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