Posted July 8, 200816 yr NSFW http://consumerist.com/consumer/audio/devoted-customer-upset-jimmy-dean-downsized-sausage-16oz-to-12oz-but-charges-same-price-322223.php :lol: Instant Classic
July 8, 200816 yr From the size of them, it sounds like they need to downsize the sausage anyway. along with eggs, cheese, grits and the moonshine!
July 9, 200816 yr LOL! "You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers
July 9, 200816 yr WTF? Fried eggs, t-bone steak and sausage for breakfast? No wonder they are 200+ lb each (and the wife who is a little "plump"). What a funny audio! "12 oz god@#$n roll of sasuage... 600 lb of men... and they put it in that @%^&ing @#^&@... fuck I'm gonna eat god@%^mit..."
July 10, 200816 yr Makes me wanna fix me up a mess o' sausage 'n eggs 'n greasy home fries. While I'm at it, how 'bout some biscuits 'n red-eye gravy? Sounds like a dang good bedtime snack t' me. Wash it all down with a couple o' Shiner beers. The alcohol helps break down the grease. :drunk:
July 10, 200816 yr I heard this clip on the radio back in November or December. Yeah, so go up to one of these guys and make fun of their diet to their face. They'll absolutely manhandle you. Go down to Louisiana, etc., and watch these guys work and then you'll know how much health experts know about food and exercise. Actually, don't watch them, jump right in -- you're going to get heckled either way. When I worked down there I was in good shape and I had guys who'd been chain smoking since the early 1970's and the Klan on their resume working circles around me.
July 10, 200816 yr The alcohol helps break down the grease. :drunk: I always thought that was the other way around :?
July 10, 200816 yr I heard this clip on the radio back in November or December. Yeah, so go up to one of these guys and make fun of their diet to their face. They'll absolutely manhandle you. Go down to Louisiana, etc., and watch these guys work and then you'll know how much health experts know about food and exercise. Actually, don't watch them, jump right in -- you're going to get heckled either way. When I worked down there I was in good shape and I had guys who'd been chain smoking since the early 1970's and the Klan on their resume working circles around me. I was just in New Orleans, this past weekend and everytime I go to NoLa, Houston, Memphis, Dallas, Atlanta, etc. I"m astounded by the "physical" appearance of some Southerners. I know it's regional and they love to eat "good" but I couldn't eat like that everyday and not do some sort of physical activity. I was in NoLa this past weekend and the waitress at the restaurant looked at me sideways cause I said, "no bread, I'm watching my figure" in a joking manner. Then said, "oh, chile please, you'd be alright if you gained a few pounds. A good woman needs a man with some meat on his bones!" The irony is I've gained 11 lbs since I went of coffee and have been feeling "plump", since 209 lbs is the most I've ever weighed.
July 10, 200816 yr I heard this clip on the radio back in November or December. Yeah, so go up to one of these guys and make fun of their diet to their face. They'll absolutely manhandle you. Go down to Louisiana, etc., and watch these guys work and then you'll know how much health experts know about food and exercise. Actually, don't watch them, jump right in -- you're going to get heckled either way. When I worked down there I was in good shape and I had guys who'd been chain smoking since the early 1970's and the Klan on their resume working circles around me. When I was a young whippersnapper I used to ride with a local cycling club. Sometimes our weekend rides would go upwards of 60 miles, and once or twice a season we'd do a century (100 miles) Early one season a new guy showed up at the meeting point, a big, heavyset guy around forty, with a single-speed, balloon-tired, cantilever-frame thing that we used to call a paper-route bike. I think a few eyes rolled. A few eyes got opened, too. The young hotshots would take off, sometimes in a draft pack, and leave everyone else far behind. He'd be somewhere behind them but ahead of most of the rest of us, and on a hilly ride there was a good chance he'd pass the hotshots before it was all over. He rode like a machine and he ate like he was stoking a locomotive. He said that he rode his beater because the modern lightweights didn't hold up for him. Every time he tried a newer bike he broke spokes. Contrast that with the guys (it was always guys) who would show up with their $1,500 bikes and all the latest most-expensive name-label attire, shoes, pedals, clips, etc. and never finish a ride. They'd crap out, usually before the halfway point, and blame it on equipment breakdown.
July 10, 200816 yr I heard this clip on the radio back in November or December. Yeah, so go up to one of these guys and make fun of their diet to their face. They'll absolutely manhandle you. Go down to Louisiana, etc., and watch these guys work and then you'll know how much health experts know about food and exercise. Actually, don't watch them, jump right in -- you're going to get heckled either way. When I worked down there I was in good shape and I had guys who'd been chain smoking since the early 1970's and the Klan on their resume working circles around me. I was just in New Orleans, this past weekend and everytime I go to NoLa, Houston, Memphis, Dallas, Atlanta, etc. I"m astounded by the "physical" appearance of some Southerners. I know it's regional and they love to eat "good" but I couldn't eat like that everyday and not do some sort of physical activity. I was in NoLa this past weekend and the waitress at the restaurant looked at me sideways cause I said, "no bread, I'm watching my figure" in a joking manner. Then said, "oh, chile please, you'd be alright if you gained a few pounds. A good woman needs a man with some meat on his bones!" The irony is I've gained 11 lbs since I went of coffee and have been feeling "plump", since 209 lbs is the most I've ever weighed. 209lbs, that is hefty for a gay guy ... I've dropped down to 176 @ 6'1'' ;) lol
July 10, 200816 yr 209lbs, that is hefty for a gay guy ... I've dropped down to 176 @ 6'1'' ;) lol As I recall, MTS is around 6' 4". For someone that tall, 209 isn't skin-and-bones, but it's a long way from being hefty. We come in all sizes and shapes, from 5 foot-six/275 to 6 foot-two/135 and everywhere in between and beyond.
July 10, 200816 yr 209lbs, that is hefty for a gay guy ... I've dropped down to 176 @ 6'1'' ;) lol As I recall, MTS is around 6' 4". For someone that tall, 209 isn't skin-and-bones, but it's a long way from being hefty. We come in all sizes and shapes, from 5 foot-six/275 to 6 foot-two/135 and everywhere in between and beyond. I know, Rob, I'm just trying to get under his skin.
July 10, 200816 yr 209lbs, that is hefty for a gay guy ... I've dropped down to 176 @ 6'1'' ;) lol As I recall, MTS is around 6' 4". For someone that tall, 209 isn't skin-and-bones, but it's a long way from being hefty. We come in all sizes and shapes, from 5 foot-six/275 to 6 foot-two/135 and everywhere in between and beyond. I know, Rob, I'm just trying to get under his skin. HUSH...you midget! But Rob is right, my grandmother constantly make me oatmeal or grits. She says stuff like, "you're just thin." When my grandparents came to NYC during easter, she cooked so much food and put stuff in the freezer because she doesn't think I eat enough or eat at to many "cute" restaurants where the food is pretty but doesn't fill you up.
July 10, 200816 yr 209lbs, that is hefty for a gay guy ... I've dropped down to 176 @ 6'1'' ;) lol As I recall, MTS is around 6' 4". For someone that tall, 209 isn't skin-and-bones, but it's a long way from being hefty. We come in all sizes and shapes, from 5 foot-six/275 to 6 foot-two/135 and everywhere in between and beyond. 6'4 @209 is a piker. I've got you by 2 inches and 66 lbs. When I was in high school I was the same height, and 199. I looked gaunt to say the least.
July 10, 200816 yr 209lbs, that is hefty for a gay guy ... I've dropped down to 176 @ 6'1'' ;) lol As I recall, MTS is around 6' 4". For someone that tall, 209 isn't skin-and-bones, but it's a long way from being hefty. We come in all sizes and shapes, from 5 foot-six/275 to 6 foot-two/135 and everywhere in between and beyond. 6'4 @209 is a piker. I've got you by 2 inches and 66 lbs. When I was in high school I was the same height, and 199. I looked gaunt to say the least. What is a piker? I've always been slim. I've always weighed between 197-230 lbs. I take after the men on my moms side of the family. Tall, skinny and unfortunately hairy.... ugh. :x The men on my fathers side of the family are very solid. I could probably gain 10/15 lbs and nobody would notice. However, I like being svelte! :-P My brother is 6'6" and a 6'8" cousing who are both about 235, 240 or 250 lbs.
July 10, 200816 yr What is a piker? Upon reflection, it's a word that I used in the wrong context. I intended it to mean something along the lines of 'you are little man...me big. Unga!'. Unfortunately, as Dictionary.com has indicated, the term 'piker' means more along the lines of a person who is cheap, and/or cheats at gambling. So I goofed :x I meant to say yer a little guy! :wink:
July 10, 200816 yr What is a piker? Upon reflection, it's a word that I used in the wrong context. I intended it to mean something along the lines of 'you are little man...me big. Unga!'. Unfortunately, as Dictionary.com has indicated, the term 'piker' means more along the lines of a person who is cheap, and/or cheats at gambling. So I goofed :x I meant to say yer a little guy! :wink: he he he. Actually I'm one of the shorter men in my family. I have two female cousins and my grand mother is the same height as me and my mothers sister is taller than me!
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