Ok that makes sense. I was wondering how could dumster dive and have everything match...unless you reupolstered fabrics in the same pattern and stained wood the same shade...that would be scary

STOP THE PRESSES!!!  I AGREE WITH PEABODY!!!

 

Spitting in public is disgusting, either swallow or spit into a tissue.  No manners anymore.

 

When I see a man with a tan belt, a brown bag and black shoes, I cringe!

 

Real men don't carry a bag!

oh lawd I agree with the first portion of DanB's post.

 

Now.....

those of us who are stylish, take public transportation the majority of the time or are of the younger set.....we carry bags on the regular. [snap]

 

For today's man, a bag is just another accessory.

 

Geez, where to start.

 

Very little has been done to make roads safer Downtown.

 

All of the gay clones trying to out-gay each over here is very annoying.

 

Passive-agressiveness.

 

My shampoo bottle that forces me to use my fingernails and it hurts almost every other time without fail.

 

Fox won't let Seth focus just on Family Guy.

 

Getting screwed over with unexpected turn of events that cost an arm and a leg. I want my discontinued Bianchi!

In life: Income taxes

 

On UO: C-Dawg Njaim

In life: Income taxes

 

On UO: C-Dawg Njaim

 

I love you!

In life: Income taxes

 

On UO: C-Dawg Njaim

 

I love you!

Thanks, I'm a little blunt at times.  I'll try not to insult anyone.

 

*I say this because I've already been reprimanded by a mod and I've only been here a couple days.

 

Oh and if I offend you, GET OVER IT ASAP :)

oh Grant....You'll fit in fine here!

Flip flops no longer just for the beach.  Seriously, it's all some people wear now, even to work and church.  No one wants to see your ugly feet or hear you flapping down the hall!!!

Flip flops no longer just for the beach.  Seriously, it's all some people wear now, even to work and church.  No one wants to see your ugly feet or hear you flapping down the hall!!!

 

We agree on something!  :-o

 

 

 

I love flip flops, they are so comfortable. However, I would never wear them to work or when I have to do a lot of walking (I learned that from one of my trips to Cleveland).

I love flip flops, they are so comfortable. However, I would never wear them to work or when I have to do a lot of walking (I learned that from one of my trips to Cleveland).

 

FFs are hideous!  They are the 80's equivalent to polka dots on everything.  The gay boys are the worst offenders!

Pssh, whatev. I think the 80's equivalent to polka dots on everything are crocs! You should only wear crocs if you are a nurse or in a related field. Crocs are hideous. FF's on the other hand are amazing, maybe you should wear them. :|

Pssh, whatev. I think the 80's equivalent to polka dots on everything are crocs! You chould only wear crocs if you are a nurse or in a related field. Crocs are hideous. FF's on the other hand are amazing, maybe you should wear them. :|

 

Crocks are EVEN WORSE than FFs in my opinion.  Honey, you wont find ME in FF's outside of my house, really outside of my bathroom/bedroom.  Sweetie, I have better footwear then FFs.  :-P :wink: :whip:

Pssh, whatev. I think the 80's equivalent to polka dots on everything are crocs! You chould only wear crocs if you are a nurse or in a related field. Crocs are hideous. FF's on the other hand are amazing, maybe you should wear them. :|

 

Crocks are EVEN WORSE than FFs in my opinion.  Honey, you wont find ME in FF's outside of my house, really outside of my bathroom/bedroom.  Sweetie, I have better footwear then FFs.  :-P :wink: :whip:

 

I have two pairs of tennis shoes, three pairs of dress shoes, and four pairs of flip flops.  :-D

I would like to point out that flip flops are cheap, and I don't like spending money.

 

Oh, one of my pet peeves... when people butt into a conversation and say something that doesn't add to the conversation.

Pssh, whatev. I think the 80's equivalent to polka dots on everything are crocs! You chould only wear crocs if you are a nurse or in a related field. Crocs are hideous. FF's on the other hand are amazing, maybe you should wear them. :|

 

Crocks are EVEN WORSE than FFs in my opinion.  Honey, you wont find ME in FF's outside of my house, really outside of my bathroom/bedroom.  Sweetie, I have better footwear then FFs.  :-P :wink: :whip:

 

I have two pairs of tennis shoes, three pairs of dress shoes, and four pairs of flip flops.  :-D

I would like to point out that flip flops are cheap, and I don't like spending money.

 

Oh, one of my pet peeves... when people butt into a conversation and say something that doesn't add to the conversation.

FFs are cheap, another reason you won't find MTS in them!

 

You have nine pairs of shoes?  Thats all?  :?  Lawd.  Are you sure you're on me and MayDay's team?  :wtf:

Are you sure you're on me and MayDay's team?

 

Are you calling me a heterosexual? How insulting.

 

I am only 18... how many pairs of shoes could I possibly own?  :? Maybe you should contribute to the Andrew needs money for shoes fund... :laugh:

The biggest character flaw I can't stand (and I think I'm guilty to some extent) is when you have a conversation with someone and they have to correct you or present an opposing argument after everything you say. They're usually the type of people who have no sense of humor at all.

Are you sure you're on me and MayDay's team?

 

Are you calling me a heterosexual? How insulting.

 

I am only 18... how many pairs of shoes could I possibly own?  :? Maybe you should contribute to the Andrew needs money for shoes fund... :laugh:

A breeder?  H*ll no!  Why do you think I'm flabbergasted that you only have NINE pair of shoes.  What fabulous gay man only has NINE pair of shoes??

 

We'll when I was 18 I probably owned/had at least 50-60 pairs of shoes.

 

Baby needs a new pair of CROC shoes?

Mine: people who won't shut up about how many shoes they own. :wink:

The biggest character flaw I can't stand (and I think I'm guilty to some extent) is when you have a conversation with someone and they have to correct you or present an opposing argument after everything you say. They're usually the type of people who have no sense of humor at all.

 

That is annoying. I also don't like when someone presents an opposing view without any information to back their statement up and they don't even try to consider the other persons argument.

 

Are you sure you're on me and MayDay's team?

 

Are you calling me a heterosexual? How insulting.

 

I am only 18... how many pairs of shoes could I possibly own?  :? Maybe you should contribute to the Andrew needs money for shoes fund... :laugh:

A breeder?  H*ll no!  Why do you think I'm flabbergasted that you only have NINE pair of shoes.  What fabulous gay man only has NINE pair of shoes??

 

We'll when I was 18 I probably owned/had at least 50-60 pairs of shoes.

 

Baby needs a new pair of CROC shoes?

 

You are so HILARIOUS... :roll: I think that you really enjoy insulting me.  :cry:

 

50-60 pairs, how could you afford that many shoes and still have money left over? How could you ever wear them all? I don't want to know how much closet space your clothes took up. Did I mention that I don't like spending money on unnecessary items?

You are so HILARIOUS... :roll: I think that you really enjoy insulting me.  :cry:

 

50-60 pairs, how could you afford that many shoes and still have money left over? How could you ever wear them all? I don't want to know how much closet space your clothes took up. Did I mention that I don't like spending money on unnecessary items?

Insulting you, dahling please, I'm just teasing, you're one of my favorite junior whippersnappers!

 

It was the 80's and I'm wa and will always be a proud shopaholic!  Back then, I had a part time job, and a credit card tied to my moms Saks & Higbee's accounts.  So my father thought purchases I was making were my moms and he knew better than to question her shopping!  She wouldn't say anything to me since I knew where her secret hiding place for "stuff" was located.  She knew I was a "tell all" and she knew I would tell me father where she was hiding new clothes she bought before "merging" them into her closet in their bedroom. 

 

I had plenty of space for my stuff at my parents crib.  My closet at my parents house was HUGE.  Hell, I still keep clothes there!  LOL

 

I wear all my shoes.  I have 10 gigantic closets!  If you think 50 is bad, I wont even tell you how many pairs I have now.

I'm your favorite junior whippersnapper? I am so honored.  :-D

 

You are my favorite senior citizen... lol. I am kidding, I am sure your not that old. Probably old enough to be my dad, but still... :laugh:

 

Ten closets?!? And my friends think that I have a lot of clothes.

I'm your favorite junior whippersnapper? I am so honored.  :-D

 

You are my favorite senior citizen... lol. I am kidding, I am sure your not that old. Probably old enough to be my dad, but still... :laugh:

 

Ten closets?!? And my friends think that I have a lot of clothes.

 

Touche....Puta! :-P

 

Honey, I've been a clothes horse since I was 14.  I love shopping!

I just looked at your profile and you are actually older than my dad. lol. Don't worry though, my parents had me when they were 20, which is a young age to have a kid.

 

I love shopping as well, I just like saving money more. lol.

I just looked at your profile and you are actually older than my dad. lol. Don't worry though, my parents had me when they were 20, which is a young age to have a kid.

 

I love shopping as well, I just like saving money more. lol.

+1 on flip-flop hatered. When I was growing up, ('80s-'90s) only the DIRTIEST white trash wore flip-flops away from the beach/pool. I can't shake that imagery. Also, they make the wearer look incredibly lazy.

MTS- I thought that I already betch slapped you?

 

Also, they make the wearer look incredibly lazy.

 

Guilty, it is so nice to just slip on flip flops and not have to put socks on or tie your shoes. BTW, I am not even wearing flip flops now, I am wearing my Pumas.

MTS- I thought that I already betch slapped you?

 

Also, they make the wearer look incredibly lazy.

 

Guilty, it is so nice to just slip on flip flops and not have to put socks on or tie your shoes. BTW, I am not even wearing flip flops now, I am wearing my Pumas.

 

I liked you....right up until now.  Damn junior whippersnapper!  Well at least you're wearing Pumas!

You don't like me anymore? :cry: I was only joking. Please forgive me. lol

You don't like me anymore? :cry: I was only joking. Please forgive me. lol

 

I was only joking.  You know I love you, like I love the woman, who dropped you off on the doorstep of the people you now affectionately call "mom and dad".

I was only joking.

 

I know.

 

You know I love, like I love the woman, who dropped you off on the doorstep of the people you now affectionately call "mom and dad".

 

OMG, my roommate probably thinks that I am crazy cause I started to literally lol.  :laugh:

 

 

All right, this isn't my biggest pet peeve, but it is a current source of irritation. 

 

I've been looking for property in the city of Cleveland on the MLS - Realty One (HQ in downtown Cleveland) just lumps all the Cleveland listings together, which makes it impossible to search by neighborhood/side of town - but they divide their city of Akron listings up into over a dozen subcategories (including the enigmatic Akron South - North neighborhood :?), and even divide the Canton listings by side of town. 

 

For some reason, Howard Hanna's site only has Cleveland and Cleve-Old Brooklyn, but no other neighborhoods. 

 

Luckily Progressive Urban gets it and divides the listings by neighborhood - is that too much to ask for the big real estate firms in town, or do they just want to sell in the suburbs?

What do you mean by "they lump them all together"? Don't you search by zipcode? There should be a zipcode map of cleveland online that you can compare to a neighborhood map if you're able to locate by zipcode.

1) When suburbanites tell people they're from whatever city they're living outside of

 

2) When people make some gay comment in passing and they turn to me and apologize, as if I care.

 

3) Mass produced mistakes (ie Those stupid black square signs at Macy's that are inevitably crooked)

 

4) When people feel sorry for me for not owning a car.  (I could kill people for doing this)

 

5) When people are shocked that I (as a gay man) only have two pairs of shoes, don't care about my skin and hair care products, am able to pack a week's worth of clothes in a backpack (MayDay did that one, haha), don't LOVE LOVE LOVE DISCO, am not a good dancer, enjoy camping (in the woods, with no more than a tent), have a horribly dirty room, and have no problem going three days without showering. 

 

6) Being referred to as a woman.  I have no aspirations to become one, thank you.

 

7) Fag hags

 

8) Wet toilet paper

 

9) When people say that Ohio is boring and only has cornfields (umm...what!?!)

 

10) When people confuse Cleveland and Cincinnati

 

11) When people send pointless text messages like, "Hey"

 

12) When people have a problem with me and, instead of coming to me, go to a friend or roommate and start bitching.  All of my female roommates have been horrible offenders of this one.

 

 

 

...and when emoticons get created when they're not wanted.

You don't own a car?  How sad for you.....

I know. He must be poor or have a lot of DUIs.

:box: :x :x :x :-( :x :cry: :x :x :shoot: :drunk: :angel:

 

^^^There's a story in my emoticon progression.

HEY  :wave:

1) When suburbanites tell people they're from whatever city they're living outside of

 

my dad lives in waukesha, but he works downtown.  he still says milwaukee, but then he lived downtown until a few years ago. 

Awe, if he actually live in the city of Waukesha, tell him to start saying he lives there because they need all the help they can get. Waukesha's a cool little city.

 

For those of you who're unfamiliar, Waukesha is a city of 65,000 about 20 miles west of Milwaukee.  It's got it's own transit system, it's own downtown (really cute with lots of antique stores), a respectable university (Carroll), great parks, and most importantly it's the BIRTHPLACE OF THE ELECTRIC GUITAR!!!  That's right, Les Paul grew up there. 

 

Anyway, I love Waukesha, but it gets a lot of disrespect in the region for no apparent reason. 

And for those that don't know! It's not pronounced like a black girl's name, it's waw-ki-shaw! Big misconception.

HAHA...a black girl's name...awesome.

Awe, if he actually live in the city of Waukesha, tell him to start saying he lives there because they need all the help they can get. Waukesha's a cool little city.

 

For those of you who're unfamiliar, Waukesha is a city of 65,000 about 20 miles west of Milwaukee.  It's got it's own transit system, it's own downtown (really cute with lots of antique stores), a respectable university (Carroll), great parks, and most importantly it's the BIRTHPLACE OF THE ELECTRIC GUITAR!!!  That's right, Les Paul grew up there. 

 

Anyway, I love Waukesha, but it gets a lot of disrespect in the region for no apparent reason. 

 

...and they make awsome pumps!!!!

All right, this isn't my biggest pet peeve, but it is a current source of irritation.

 

I've been looking for property in the city of Cleveland on the MLS - Realty One (HQ in downtown Cleveland) just lumps all the Cleveland listings together, which makes it impossible to search by neighborhood/side of town - but they divide their city of Akron listings up into over a dozen subcategories (including the enigmatic Akron South - North neighborhood :?), and even divide the Canton listings by side of town.

 

For some reason, Howard Hanna's site only has Cleveland and Cleve-Old Brooklyn, but no other neighborhoods.

 

Luckily Progressive Urban gets it and divides the listings by neighborhood - is that too much to ask for the big real estate firms in town, or do they just want to sell in the suburbs?

Similarly, when a home is listed online and you call the broker once, twice, three, four, five times before getting a response that "oh, we sold that house ages ago."

why.... is.... it.... still..... listed.... then.....?

 

turning.... green.....

a new one!  Men who scratch their privates or readjust themselves like nobody can see them.  :x  I  was on the train this morning and standing in front of me - I mean directly in front of me - this man starts scratching himself.

 

I was like, "you're a nasty b@stard"!

 

Gentleman, if you need to "scratch that itch" or readjust, please do it on the DL.

 

Thanks,

HAHA, my friend Eric was giving me "Straight Guys 101" a couple of years ago and told me that crotch grabbing is a very important aspect of manhood.  You also have to somehow use the word "tits" in every third sentence.

PARKING LOTS!!!  I hate Parking lots.

Parking lots aren't a pet peeve of mine.  I simply HATE them.