Today is National Grump Out Day.

Try not to be grumpy for 24 hours.... or perhaps lock the thread for that long :laugh:

Dog owners that don't pick up after their animals. 

 

It really isn't a problem in Chicago, but I still see it from time to time.  And one time is too many.  I recently had people stay over and one of them stepped in dog crap and tracked it around my apartment.  It cost a lot of money to treat, disinfect, and then rent equipment to have the carpet cleaned.  I was nice enough to shampoo the hallways, which was greatly appreciated by neighbors since they don't want it in their apartment either.  But I had to tell my landlord to take care of the elevator.  All that fuss, equipment, and time involved for what would have taken less than a minute for the owner to deal with and pitch in the trash.  It's also the reason why downtown buildings owners are so OCD about cleanliness and disinfecting / power-washing the sidewalks every morning.

 

If you can't clean up after your dog, it's time to give it up for adoption.  You've made a bad decision.

 

 

 

 

Wasn't you friend paying attention to where he/she was walking?  This is a prime example of why I do not allow people to wear shoes in my houses!

Dog owners that don't pick up after their animals. 

 

It really isn't a problem in Chicago, but I still see it from time to time.  If you can't clean up after your dog, it's time to give it up for adoption.  You've made a bad decision.

 

When stayed with a friend in Hoboken, NJ, we decided to walk to a nearby bar and I had never seen so many 'landmines' on the sidewalks.  Literally every five feet there was another pile.

 

This brings to mind another pet peeve of mine.  CHANGE YOUR KID'S DIRTY DIAPER.  I don't get people who let their kid walk around so full of piss and crap that it is nearly dragging on the ground.  Mind the blue line, folks!

Dog owners that don't pick up after their animals. 

 

It really isn't a problem in Chicago, but I still see it from time to time.  If you can't clean up after your dog, it's time to give it up for adoption.  You've made a bad decision.

 

When stayed with a friend in Hoboken, NJ, we decided to walk to a nearby bar and I had never seen so many 'landmines' on the sidewalks.  Literally every five feet there was another pile.

 

This brings to mind another pet peeve of mine.  CHANGE YOUR KID'S DIRTY DIAPER.  I don't get people who let their kid walk around so full of piss and crap that it is nearly dragging on the ground.  Mind the blue line, folks!

LMAO!!!!  Some of those diapers are scary, Fussy at the age where his poop is adult like.  It's so bad when someone changes his diaper, he'll hold his hand over his mouth and nose and say, "stinky".

Dog owners that don't pick up after their animals. 

 

It really isn't a problem in Chicago, but I still see it from time to time.  And one time is too many.  I recently had people stay over and one of them stepped in dog crap and tracked it around my apartment ...

 

If you can't clean up after your dog, it's time to give it up for adoption.  You've made a bad decision.

 

I live on a primary dog-walking route to a city park, and have to deal with dog crap every time I mow the lawn. I've considered buying a supply of poop baggies that I can hand out to the clueless owners who will let their dogs poop in my yard while I'm outside watching, and then walk on without picking it up. Almost as bad, in my book, are the ones who bag the poop and then deposit it in the nearest resident's trash cart. Because I don't have alley access, that trash cart usually is mine, sitting on the patio just behind the corner of my house. It can get really nasty, especially in summer. A "No Pet Waste, Please" sign gets ignored, and it takes a scrubbing with bleach to get rid of the stench. To top it off, some stupid a**holes can't distinguish between trash carts and recycling carts (different colors), and put their dog-poop baggies in my recycling cart. When that happens, sometimes the guys with the truck don't pick up my recycling behind.

 

Maybe when I see it I need to be "crazy old man" and chase them and throw the baggy at them. I can't run fast any more, but my aim still is pretty good.

Rob, i can understand you not wanting people throwing their poop bags in your trash cans....... but scrubbing the can with bleach because it was infultrated by a plastic bag containing doggie dookie?  A little extreme if you ask me.  It is, after all, a trash can.  They aren't supposed to smell like roses

You may not be able to comprehend the extreme nature of the stench. Because I recycle and don't consume a lot, it may take two or three weeks to accumulate a bag full of trash. In that amount of time, the ammonia fumes build up to where they burn my eyes when I open the lid. If I were a big guy, I'd likely grab the offender and stuff his head into the trash cart to help him gain a little empathy.

New pet peeve, TVs at bars. I am in Rochester on work and I discovered a delightful English Style pub called the Old Toad. It's so refreshing to sit at a bar with just my beer and my thoughts and some background noise. Now if I could just set my phone down , this could be considered mental health time. 4 beers on cask too!

I find it hilarious when I read online comments where people are complaining about "yuppies" who live or hang out downtown. How dare all these young people with their disposable income spend money at businesses they enjoy, increasing tax revenue and helping fund the basic services on which us rational suburbanites depend!

Wow, I can't believe how ignorant people are when it comes to computers. It's already a tedious endeavor going through hundreds of ads under the "computer" section wherein half the ads are just 'computer related' but it doesn't help matters when you have to call or e-mail tons of people just to get some basic information about what they're selling.

 

I'm on Craigslist looking for a cheap, "beater" Windows-based laptop. You wouldn't believe how incredibly technically-disinclined people are. In the body of the Craigslist ad, they will put nothing but basic information because they're too lazy to look up their own computer's specs. One ad has nothing but, "It's a Compaq. A 2003." What the hell is that supposed to mean? Okay, I could sort of guess the specs and it's kind of obvious that it's a bit antiquated even for what I intend to use it for, but come on. Could you at least state the MODEL?

 

This one is the best:

 

Acer Aspire notebook - $125

 

Date: 2012-05-07, 12:33PM EDT

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Like new in original box (no hard drive) for $125 ... please call or text

 

EXPLAIN TO ME HOW SOMETHING IS "LIKE NEW IN ORIGINAL BOX" IF IT'S MISSING A HARD DRIVE!?!?!?

Wow, I can't believe how ignorant people are when it comes to computers. It's already a tedious endeavor going through hundreds of ads under the "computer" section wherein half the ads are just 'computer related' but it doesn't help matters when you have to call or e-mail tons of people just to get some basic information about what they're selling.

 

I'm on Craigslist looking for a cheap, "beater" Windows-based laptop. You wouldn't believe how incredibly technically-disinclined people are. In the body of the Craigslist ad, they will put nothing but basic information because they're too lazy to look up their own computer's specs. One ad has nothing but, "It's a Compaq. A 2003." What the hell is that supposed to mean? Okay, I could sort of guess the specs and it's kind of obvious that it's a bit antiquated even for what I intend to use it for, but come on. Could you at least state the MODEL?

 

This one is the best:

 

Acer Aspire notebook - $125

 

Date: 2012-05-07, 12:33PM EDT

Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]

 

Like new in original box (no hard drive) for $125 ... please call or text

 

EXPLAIN TO ME HOW SOMETHING IS "LIKE NEW IN ORIGINAL BOX" IF IT'S MISSING A HARD DRIVE!?!?!?

 

Prior to retirement, I worked in PC and network tech support for IBM on a client site. I learned not to disclose that when social acquaintances asked me what I did for a living, because too often they followed up with something like, "My brother in law gave me this computer several years ago and I never could figure out how to use it. Can you help me set it up so I can get on the internet with it? I think the name on it is something like "Sinclair."

 

One of my favorite stock answers to the "What do you do?" question became, "I'm a welder. I fix those big trucks that pick up trash and recycling." In every instance, that derailed any attempts to delve deeper into the occupation topic.

^I generally tell people that I sit in a cubicle and play on the internet all day. They generally just nod in understanding and drop the subject. Technically I'm not lying, I am on the internet, I'm just not mentioning that I have other programs that I wrote running in the background.

Wow, I can't believe how ignorant people are when it comes to computers. It's already a tedious endeavor going through hundreds of ads under the "computer" section wherein half the ads are just 'computer related' but it doesn't help matters when you have to call or e-mail tons of people just to get some basic information about what they're selling.

 

I'm on Craigslist looking for a cheap, "beater" Windows-based laptop. You wouldn't believe how incredibly technically-disinclined people are. In the body of the Craigslist ad, they will put nothing but basic information because they're too lazy to look up their own computer's specs. One ad has nothing but, "It's a Compaq. A 2003." What the hell is that supposed to mean? Okay, I could sort of guess the specs and it's kind of obvious that it's a bit antiquated even for what I intend to use it for, but come on. Could you at least state the MODEL?

 

This one is the best:

 

Acer Aspire notebook - $125

 

Date: 2012-05-07, 12:33PM EDT

Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]

 

Like new in original box (no hard drive) for $125 ... please call or text

 

EXPLAIN TO ME HOW SOMETHING IS "LIKE NEW IN ORIGINAL BOX" IF IT'S MISSING A HARD DRIVE!?!?!?

 

Prior to retirement, I worked in PC and network tech support for IBM on a client site. I learned not to disclose that when social acquaintances asked me what I did for a living, because too often they followed up with something like, "My brother in law gave me this computer several years ago and I never could figure out how to use it. Can you help me set it up so I can get on the internet with it? I think the name on it is something like "Sinclair."

 

One of my favorite stock answers to the "What do you do?" question became, "I'm a welder. I fix those big trucks that pick up trash and recycling." In every instance, that derailed any attempts to delve deeper into the occupation topic.

 

That's f-ing genius.

 

Ha! Isn't it funny how it used to be unpopular to be a Computer Nerd?! Now that literally everyone uses the internet, those same people who made fun of us, call us all the time for Tech Support. Unfortunately, 9 times out of 10, that's the only time women call me or want me to come over.

I hate how women are so intrusive; all in your business, especially financially. "I found your receipt! Why did you withdraw $200 out of the ATM!? Huh?"

 

Uh...that's because that's the most they would let me withdraw. Duh!

Wow, I can't believe how ignorant people are when it comes to computers. It's already a tedious endeavor going through hundreds of ads under the "computer" section wherein half the ads are just 'computer related' but it doesn't help matters when you have to call or e-mail tons of people just to get some basic information about what they're selling.

 

I'm on Craigslist looking for a cheap, "beater" Windows-based laptop. You wouldn't believe how incredibly technically-disinclined people are. In the body of the Craigslist ad, they will put nothing but basic information because they're too lazy to look up their own computer's specs. One ad has nothing but, "It's a Compaq. A 2003." What the hell is that supposed to mean? Okay, I could sort of guess the specs and it's kind of obvious that it's a bit antiquated even for what I intend to use it for, but come on. Could you at least state the MODEL?

 

This one is the best:

 

Acer Aspire notebook - $125

 

Date: 2012-05-07, 12:33PM EDT

Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]

 

Like new in original box (no hard drive) for $125 ... please call or text

 

EXPLAIN TO ME HOW SOMETHING IS "LIKE NEW IN ORIGINAL BOX" IF IT'S MISSING A HARD DRIVE!?!?!?

 

Prior to retirement, I worked in PC and network tech support for IBM on a client site. I learned not to disclose that when social acquaintances asked me what I did for a living, because too often they followed up with something like, "My brother in law gave me this computer several years ago and I never could figure out how to use it. Can you help me set it up so I can get on the internet with it? I think the name on it is something like "Sinclair."

 

One of my favorite stock answers to the "What do you do?" question became, "I'm a welder. I fix those big trucks that pick up trash and recycling." In every instance, that derailed any attempts to delve deeper into the occupation topic.

 

That's f-ing genius.

 

Ha! Isn't it funny how it used to be unpopular to be a Computer Nerd?! Now that literally everyone uses the internet, those same people who made fun of us, call us all the time for Tech Support. Unfortunately, 9 times out of 10, that's the only time women call me or want me to come over.

 

What's funny is that there are so many specializations within I.T. that are quite different, but the majority of the population doesn't understand anything more specific than, "I work with computers." Just because someone does front-end web development, for example, doesn't mean they know how to upgrade your laptop's hard drive, set up your router's port forwarding settings, etc.

Oh, definately. IT is an incredibly broad field and most people who "work with computers" are only skilled in one specific area. It's funny how people have confidence in you being an expert in every aspect of it if you just specialize in one specific area. Person X, "he f-ks with computers, lets call him, he can probably do it/fix it for us!"

 

You could spend your whole life learning things from programming languages, hardware design, Web Administration,, or even how to use tools in various software applications that are incredibly complicated - and there's a lot of programs like that. I mean, it's seriously endless when it comes to computers... I still find myself watching video tutorials for Adobe software. There is ALWAYS something to learn. Most people can't be bothered to watch a tutorial or read a book or call a tech support numbr... so they just call people like me up, trying to get information easier. It's so obnoxious.

Oh, definately. IT is an incredibly broad field and most people who "work with computers" are only skilled in one specific area. It's funny how people have confidence in you being an expert in every aspect of it if you just specialize in one specific area. Person X, "he f-ks with computers, lets call him, he can probably do it/fix it for us!"

 

You could spend your whole life learning things from programming languages, hardware design, Web Administration,, or even how to use tools in various software applications that are incredibly complicated - and there's a lot of programs like that. I mean, it's seriously endless when it comes to computers... I still find myself watching video tutorials for Adobe software. There is ALWAYS something to learn. Most people can't be bothered to watch a tutorial or read a book or call a tech support numbr... so they just call people like me up, trying to get information easier. It's so obnoxious.

 

Exactly, that's the most annoying part of being asked for help. It's not like I know the the answer -- I'm going to Google it, read some tutorials, and try to figure it out. It wouldn't be that hard for the person asking me for help to do the same.

Dude my mom is the WORST when it comes to that. She won't do anything that requires thinking and problem solving. Just finds some guy to do it. A lot of women are like that. Call me up and expect me to come over just to set up a router or go in and change settings. She couldn't even grasp the concept over the phone that you can access your router's settings by simply typing numbers (192.168.o.1) into the address bar. I know exactly what you mean.

 

You have a life too and you have your own predicaments to worry about. It would kill people to read a tutorial or (God forbid) even tinker with it themselves.

 

This woman I know, Lori, is taking a photography class and obviously what comes with that is some basic requirements for knowledge/skills in Adobe Photoshop. She was seriously struggling with it and I made the mistake of offering to help her. Next thing I knew, she came over to my house on a Saturday Morning like 5 minutes after I had woken up after working literally all day the day prior. She was banging on the door, had her desktop incuding her giant LCD screen, all in a box that she transported over to my house so I had to set all that up in my house JUST in order to access her files and show her what all she needed to do in Photoshop on her computer, for her assignments. It goes without saying, I ended up just doing almost all of her assigned work for her. She started hypervenitlating, going into a panic attack and popped a Xanax right in front of me when I told her she was going to have to do the rest of the work herself or else she wasn't going to learn!  I said you think Photoshop is frustrating? This program is a CAKE WALK compared to having to do Web Design or some of the booklet layouts I've had to do in InDesign! I don't know much about programming but I know how TRULY frustrating it is to have to go through a bunch of source code just in Dreamweaver to look for anything out of the ordinary when you work on a project forever and for some reason it's not working when everything on the surface looks to be in order.

 

Some people just don't even know what real frustration is!

 

I think it's safe to say that 90% of the freelance work I get is just a result of people or companies outsourcing their stress onto me. I never complain if I'm being compensated though  :-D

Jumping in here, because I am not tech-retarded but neither am I a specialist, and I am DYING for someone who is a tech friend who can sort out the bewilderment that I feel. Seriously, I am not an idiot but I am just overwhelmed and do not know what to do now and am paralyzed about taking the next step. Sometimes being "somewhat" informed is worse than being completely stupid, otherwise I'd just plunge in and make all sorts of costly mistakes.

 

What's causing my conundrum? A distant relative visited yesterday and gifted my 3 year old son with an iPad. (so really, it's my gift. I mean, I will let him play some games on it and stuff but there's not much he will be able to get out of it).

 

It is a wifi only iPad. We do not have wifi. We do not have any other Apple products either. Well, I have an ipod, but you know, no mac products. F8ck, we only bought a laptop like 2 months ago, and there is no wifi where I live. I mean, you can apparently buy some router for it for a monthly charge from our cable company, but I've spent the last 48 hours doing an insane amount of research and now am too scared to even turn the stupid thing on again because of how insecure public wifi networks are, I can't use it away from home because it's insecure and someone will steal my shit, you have to turn on 800 different customized settings to keep the thing secure, etc etc etc. I am completely overwhemled and wish he never would have gotten us the damned thing.

What does a 3 year old do with an ipad except set out on a mission to try to flush it down the toilet?

Buy a router. Just about any wireless router will do! Forget that subscription BS!

Also... Where do I find distant relatives who will drop $500 on a toy for me?

David, no lie. But apparently they are all the rage now for a) teaching tool and b) keeping child entertained when in public place such as waiting in line somewhere, waiting at restaurants, etc.

 

Buying a router wouldn't do much good if there is nowhere to connect it to, no? I mean, isn't that sort of like buying an ipod but not having a computer with an internet connection? You have to be able to connect somehow via SOMEONE's secure network, right?

Also... Where do I find distant relatives who will drop $500 on a toy for me?

 

I believe it was refurbished and an older gen model, as that's what he told me he was getting back when I told him no, we didn't need one, so it's more like $200, but yeah, if you want one of those, jsut have your mom give the kid up for adoption as a baby and then find him once he is a well-off adult, apparently.

I've never owned a tablet and I know they have a ways to go before all the kinks are worked out but I wonder if there's a way you can encrypt sensitive files on them when you store them. Basically your hard drive creates a partition with that information/file/folder that you can't access without a password. I had to do that when I was transcribing interviews with sensitive information that I'd be sued over if it got out.

 

Or are you talking about typing insecure financial infortmation/typing credit card information in, when using your browser and stuff like that?

 

You said it's Wifi-only? You can't use the 4G service?

 

Can you turn your cell phone into a 4G Mobile Hotspot and use that? You have an Android with that capability right, R&R? I thought you said you have a pretty nice phone... If you don't know, ask your carrier about it. It might cost extra for that service but it would probably be cheaper than the other options, I'd assume.

Jumping in here, because I am not tech-retarded but neither am I a specialist, and I am DYING for someone who is a tech friend who can sort out the bewilderment that I feel. Seriously, I am not an idiot but I am just overwhelmed and do not know what to do now and am paralyzed about taking the next step. Sometimes being "somewhat" informed is worse than being completely stupid, otherwise I'd just plunge in and make all sorts of costly mistakes.

 

What's causing my conundrum? A distant relative visited yesterday and gifted my 3 year old son with an iPad. (so really, it's my gift. I mean, I will let him play some games on it and stuff but there's not much he will be able to get out of it).

 

It is a wifi only iPad. We do not have wifi. We do not have any other Apple products either. Well, I have an ipod, but you know, no mac products. F8ck, we only bought a laptop like 2 months ago, and there is no wifi where I live. I mean, you can apparently buy some router for it for a monthly charge from our cable company, but I've spent the last 48 hours doing an insane amount of research and now am too scared to even turn the stupid thing on again because of how insecure public wifi networks are, I can't use it away from home because it's insecure and someone will steal my sh!t, you have to turn on 800 different customized settings to keep the thing secure, etc etc etc. I am completely overwhemled and wish he never would have gotten us the damned thing.

 

Do not have your cable company set up a wi-fi network for you and charge you a monthly fee. Your cable company really has nothing to do with the wi-fi signal itself.

 

Either go to the Apple store and get an AirPort router, or go to your local Best Buy/Target/etc. type of place and get a cheap Linksys router. As long as you put a password on the network -- and I think most of them now come with a password turned on by default -- you won't have neighbors hacking in or downloading illegal movies via your Internet connection.

There are ones that are wifi only. As in, there is NO other way to connect unless you have a VPN, and I am not buying one of those, that's like 800 dollars. You can connect hotspot wise to an iphone but not a droid. Yes, I've done some research.

 

I am talking about security for browsing (getting mail, etc) and downloading (apps, songs, whatever), not for files on the computer. 

You said it's Wifi-only? You can't use the 4G service?

 

Can you turn your cell phone into a 4G Mobile Hotspot and use that? You have an Android with that capability right, R&R? I thought you said you have a pretty nice phone... If you don't know, ask your carrier about it. It might cost extra for that service but it would probably be cheaper than the other options, I'd assume.

 

You could probably broadcast a wi-fi signal from your Android phone and connect the iPad to that, but I'd recommend against it. You'll be using your metered cell phone data plan and it'll be slower. You're much better off setting up a wifi network from your home Internet connection.

Jumping in here, because I am not tech-retarded but neither am I a specialist, and I am DYING for someone who is a tech friend who can sort out the bewilderment that I feel. Seriously, I am not an idiot but I am just overwhelmed and do not know what to do now and am paralyzed about taking the next step. Sometimes being "somewhat" informed is worse than being completely stupid, otherwise I'd just plunge in and make all sorts of costly mistakes.

 

What's causing my conundrum? A distant relative visited yesterday and gifted my 3 year old son with an iPad. (so really, it's my gift. I mean, I will let him play some games on it and stuff but there's not much he will be able to get out of it).

 

It is a wifi only iPad. We do not have wifi. We do not have any other Apple products either. Well, I have an ipod, but you know, no mac products. F8ck, we only bought a laptop like 2 months ago, and there is no wifi where I live. I mean, you can apparently buy some router for it for a monthly charge from our cable company, but I've spent the last 48 hours doing an insane amount of research and now am too scared to even turn the stupid thing on again because of how insecure public wifi networks are, I can't use it away from home because it's insecure and someone will steal my sh!t, you have to turn on 800 different customized settings to keep the thing secure, etc etc etc. I am completely overwhemled and wish he never would have gotten us the damned thing.

 

Do not have your cable company set up a wi-fi network for you and charge you a monthly fee. Your cable company really has nothing to do with the wi-fi signal itself.

 

Either go to the Apple store and get an AirPort router, or go to your local Best Buy/Target/etc. type of place and get a cheap Linksys router. As long as you put a password on the network -- and I think most of them now come with a password turned on by default -- you won't have neighbors hacking in or downloading illegal movies via your Internet connection.

 

tastetell, this is exactly the type of advice I've been looking for, though I really don't understand. Is an airport a router? How does it work? I just don't want to buy something and then not know how to use it. I've also been thinking maybe this is the opportunity for us to be able to use the wifi things avaialble with our Tivo, which we have never been able to take advantage of because we don't have wifi.

You said it's Wifi-only? You can't use the 4G service?

 

Can you turn your cell phone into a 4G Mobile Hotspot and use that? You have an Android with that capability right, R&R? I thought you said you have a pretty nice phone... If you don't know, ask your carrier about it. It might cost extra for that service but it would probably be cheaper than the other options, I'd assume.

 

You could probably broadcast a wi-fi signal from your Android phone and connect the iPad to that, but I'd recommend against it. You'll be using your metered cell phone data plan and it'll be slower. You're much better off setting up a wifi network from your home Internet connection.

 

Yeah, plus that would mean I would have to be home every time the ipad was used, which is not ideal.

You said it's Wifi-only? You can't use the 4G service?

 

Can you turn your cell phone into a 4G Mobile Hotspot and use that? You have an Android with that capability right, R&R? I thought you said you have a pretty nice phone... If you don't know, ask your carrier about it. It might cost extra for that service but it would probably be cheaper than the other options, I'd assume.

 

You could probably broadcast a wi-fi signal from your Android phone and connect the iPad to that, but I'd recommend against it. You'll be using your metered cell phone data plan and it'll be slower. You're much better off setting up a wifi network from your home Internet connection.

 

Yeah, plus that would mean I would have to be home every time the ipad was used, which is not ideal.

 

Not true, my wife last year bought an ipad as an anniversary present for us (really that meant for her).  You can download books onto the ipad and access them while offline.  There doesn't need to be a wifi connection all the time for all the apps. 

 

Also, as long as you have a high speed internet connection (should be a modem supplied by the cable company etc) you can plug a simple router from best buy into the ethernet port.  If you do not have an internet connection at your home, then you are kinda SOL. 

 

tastetell, this is exactly the type of advice I've been looking for, though I really don't understand. Is an airport a router? How does it work? I just don't want to buy something and then not know how to use it. I've also been thinking maybe this is the opportunity for us to be able to use the wifi things avaialble with our Tivo, which we have never been able to take advantage of because we don't have wifi.

 

Yes, any router will do. Right now you probably have a cable coming in from the wall connected to a modem. Then there's an ethernet cable connecting the cable modem to a computer.  In your new setup, you will connect the modem to the router. The router will provide the wi-fi signal, and also offer multiple ethernet ports where you can connect your computer(s).

 

 

In that diagram, keep in mind that the connections from the router to the computers could be wired or wireless. Obviously for the iPad it will be wireless.

You said it's Wifi-only? You can't use the 4G service?

 

Can you turn your cell phone into a 4G Mobile Hotspot and use that? You have an Android with that capability right, R&R? I thought you said you have a pretty nice phone... If you don't know, ask your carrier about it. It might cost extra for that service but it would probably be cheaper than the other options, I'd assume.

 

You could probably broadcast a wi-fi signal from your Android phone and connect the iPad to that, but I'd recommend against it. You'll be using your metered cell phone data plan and it'll be slower. You're much better off setting up a wifi network from your home Internet connection.

 

I think it depends on your carrier. With Sprint, you pay a little more but you get 'true' unlimited data. After so many gigabits used, it doesn't allocate less bandwidth to you (or at least thats what they told me and I haven't had a problem with it slowing down.) 4G is pretty fast.

 

R&R, are you serious? Why on earth would it matter if your phone is an Android if, for the sake of the iPad, you're just using it to broadcast an internet connection to it? I never had a problem on my MacBook Pro, connecting to a router that was on a Windows-based computer. If that's true, that's bs that your ipad isn't able to pick up a signal from it and use it.

 

I'm confused. Exactly what is the problem? You do have a Wireless Network Card in your iPad, right? In other words, it IS picking up a signal from nearby routers when you go to connect to the internet? What exactly is the problem? You just don't have a router? Buy a router... follow the instructions that come with it, on how to set it up.

 

Every time you ask for advice and I give you whatever advice I can, there seems to always be some excuse as to why it doesn't work, like you won't accept a solution because it's just too much effort, so I'll just stop and leave it up to the rest of the urbanohio family to help. First, open public networks aren't good enough, you need a private network in which only you have the password. You can set up a router at home, easily, but then you complain that you can't use it anywhere except at home because it would be unsecure. If you could use your phone as a WIFI Mobile Hotspot, then you would be able to use a secure internet connection anywhere near your phone (which, on the go, the two would likely be next to each other all the time anyway.)

 

Other than those options, I don't know what the hell to tell you. Life is full of dilemmas...

Buying a router wouldn't do much good if there is nowhere to connect it to, no? I mean, isn't that sort of like buying an ipod but not having a computer with an internet connection? You have to be able to connect somehow via SOMEONE's secure network, right?

 

You connect the router via a wired connection to the internet (i.e. modem), the same way you are connecting your computer now. Then you connect your computer to the router, also via a wire, as you connect directly to the modem now. The router sends a wireless signal to the iPad.

Edit: Just found out Android Mifi/tethering isn't considered secure enough for iPads to connect to. Just get a router and connect it to your modem (the box your Internet Service Provider gave you.)

 

Prior to retirement, I worked in PC and network tech support for IBM on a client site. I learned not to disclose that when social acquaintances asked me what I did for a living, because too often they followed up with something like, "My brother in law gave me this computer several years ago and I never could figure out how to use it. Can you help me set it up so I can get on the internet with it? I think the name on it is something like "Sinclair."

 

 

You know, I bet there's people out there that know how to get on the internet today using a Sinclair. Probably in England.

Thanks everyone. I'm sorry David if it sounded like I was rejecting all solutions, I'm just trying to find out how things work and what the options are so I can do the right thing. I had no idea until I entered this thread today that one could buy a router for less than, like $500 or something (I assume they aren't that much?) If they're in the multiple hundreds of dollars and I can get one for $5 a month from the cable company and they will hook everything up for me, that just sounded like a good deal initially, but now it sounds like there are some other options. Like I said, it's a little overwhelming and I have to do a lot more research, but I'm not trying to reject advice, just understand how things work and what would be best for me. I did specifically read that you cannot use anything but an iPhone or other Mac device to use as a hotspot but I can't tell you why, just what it said in the manual. Which, at 198 pages, I am only in the beginning of.

 

Thanks everyone for the advice. Sorry it's irritating for those of us who don't know what they're doing. I know the things I know, and I know them backwards and forwards. Maybe I can offer you some advice on one of those things one day.

No one is accusing you of being stupid or anything like that and I wasn't lumping you into the group of people I was refering to in my rant. At least you're willing to do some research yourself. Routers are really cheap these days though; I'm surprised you didn't know that. Hell, I bought one, one time for like $30 brand new. It wasn't top of the line or anything but it definitely served its purpose as a basic home router. I found the cheapest ones also tend to be easier to use and set up since they're more basic.

Husband is asking if we just buy a router, how is it secure?

You secure it yourself by setting up a password for it. When you hook up the router, it comes with a disk and instructions. There's a default username and password that comes with it. Username is usually something like ADMIN and Default Password is usually something like 1234. You go into your router settings after it's physically hooked up/wired, by typing in the IP Address for the router (usually 192.68.something depending on the brand of the router.) Once you're in the settings you can choose your network name and password, along with setting up the level of security/type of encyption (WPA, WPA2, etc) and many other things.

 

 

FYI, if you're really that concerned about hackers getting ahold of your information:

 

As far as security settings go when you set up your router:

 

WPA2 is probably the least likely to be hacked. It's the newest encyption I'm pretty sure. I would go with this. Use a password like 10 characters long and including numbers and letters. Would take years for someone to hack if they were so inclined.

 

WEP has been around forever and is probably the least secure. Don't choose this one.

 

Also, disable the broadcast of your SSID. Your SSID is simply the name of the router which appears on a computer when folks are searching for nearby networks and that list pops up.

 

You could also set the router to block any attemps to use it except from the few devices you have in your home. You need what's called a MAC address from your devices. You enter those Mac addresses in the router's settings and click on "enable" them.

 

If say, you have 3 devices that use the router in your home (include wireless printers), then in your router's settings you can also choose to only let 3 devices on the DHCP Server of your wireless router.

 

Do all that and you should be almost 99.9% secure from any sort of hacking if you're that concerned.

 

I know Acronyms like "WEP" "DHCP" etc., all sound confusing but it makes sense once you're in the router settings. You'll see it all there.

TBH it sounds like someone has scared you into being more fearful of hackers than you should be.

Yeah, I have to agree. Identity theft is rampant but the security your bank gives you from credit/debit card fraud is the best security you could have. I'd feel more comfortable sending my credit card info out for an online transaction using an open network compared to to giving it to someone at Dominos Pizza over the phone... Most people don't think like that, though. Maybe that's just me.

Thanks again. I did read up about the WPA2 but did not know I could disable the signal from "broadcasting" so I will look up how to do that. I'm concerned about credit card info, of course, but more about secure browsing. I really don't want my email to be hacked or for someone to be able to get into the files on my home computer.

 

I was feeling a little better about this whole thing until last night, when our brand f*cking new Dell Inspiron laptop died. Will not boot up at all. No lights, no whirring. It's not even 3 months old. I googled around on my phone and found that this is what you IT people would call a "known issue." I wish I had "known" before I bought it. Doesn't seem to be any one, uniform fix and all the fixes are way over my head, so we are going to have to pay someone to fix it now. I am super pissed. I tried a couple of tricks described online and could get a flicker of the dell logo for a second but then it would die again. Great.

R&R, just buy a wireless router.  They'll be about $50.  If you can wait until Black Friday, you can probably get one for $10, haha.  Anyway, they're pretty easy to set up and put a password on.  WAP2 is the most secure, but even if you use WEP, you'll be fine.  99.999999999% of people trying to hack/mooch someone's WiFi will move right along to something else as soon as they see any type of password is needed to connect to the network.

 

Also, credit card security has nothing to do with whether your WiFi network is protected.  Any site you enter your credit card number on will be using SSL security these days, which means that even if someone is sniffing the traffic at any point between your computer and the seller's computer, there's no way for them to decipher what is being sent since it's all encrypted.

 

Seriously, though, get a router.  Especially if you have a laptop.  They've become mainstream enough that most of them have wizards to make them very easy to set up.  And don't go to the Apple store.  They'll charge you at least double the price for a router that does nothing differently than your average router at Best Buy.

Thanks! Is it dumb to ask if the "brand" of router matters in terms of "agreement" between all my devices? I mean, our laptop (if it lives) is a Dell, then there's the iPad, and then we want to connect the Tivo, and my husband has his own cheap laptop which I think is a Lenovo ThinkPad. I would have thought the mac AirPort would be best for use with the ipad, but if it doesn't matter which one, we'll just go to best buy.

 

Really appreciate the discussion, guys. Once we get the damned Dell working again, I will get a router.

Brand doesn't really matter, that's why there is the 802.11 standard.  http://compnetworking.about.com/cs/wireless80211/a/aa80211standard.htm  As long as your devices are one of the three 802.11b/802.11g/802.11n, then they will talk to the router.  If the router is 802.11n and the device is 802.11n, then you'll get the fastest connection.  The others will connect too, but only go as fast as there standard allows. 

thx again.

 

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Rnr, the one thing I'll add is to check w/ your internet provider, as the modem may have a wireless router built in already ( that's how mine is set up)

I was feeling a little better about this whole thing until last night, when our brand f*cking new Dell Inspiron laptop died. Will not boot up at all. No lights, no whirring. It's not even 3 months old. I googled around on my phone and found that this is what you IT people would call a "known issue." I wish I had "known" before I bought it. Doesn't seem to be any one, uniform fix and all the fixes are way over my head, so we are going to have to pay someone to fix it now. I am super pissed. I tried a couple of tricks described online and could get a flicker of the dell logo for a second but then it would die again. Great.

 

Sounds like it's gotta be under warranty. 3 months old? Call Dell.

 

I just had the same thing happen a couple months ago with a brand new Lenovo. It was 2 months old. Then it took over another month for the part to come off backorder (bad motherboard...also a "known issue"). Needless to say, I was flaming pi$$ed. Still am, really, but at least the computer works.