^Speak for yourself there.  I think all of H&M's women's clothes are made for women with teeny-tiny boobs.  Not mainstream unless you're a teenager. But maybe that's who is actually shopping there.

Regardless of what you think the quality, Zara and H&M clothing have a more body conciousness fit than just about any mainstream US retailer. If you're so concerned about us dressing well, take your hoity toity arse over to Barneys and start shopping for us ::)

 

No...no...We don't want him at Barney's.

 

But also any soda at a sit-down restaurant.

I'm not a big soda drinker. I usually just drink water with a lime & jalapeno.

 

Why in God's name would you drink that concoction?  Are you some sort of mythical creature, or something?

 

I finally figured it out. MTS is "El Chupacabra"

 

 

I'm calling you out, MTS. Nobody drinks hot pepper water. That's something created to create complexity for the sake of complexity. Like ordering a steak "just a scosche between medium rare and medium. I'd like the center to be mauve....and could you refill my pepper water, please?" :lol:

Are you serious?  You really can't be serious?  You complain about "blousy" shirt in one paragraph and then in the next you sayZara, Next and H&M "get it" and close with "Maybe men in the US would dress better if more mass retailers offered a better selection"

 

As a Fist rate Label Queen, with impecable fashion sense and the wardrobe to prove it.  I'm floored.

 

Not sure what you don't get....I was talking about Mass Market Retailers, not higher end.  US Mass Market retailers go deep and narrow in their offerings to maximize profit....and push styles and cuts that they invest in.  Those other non-US stores seem to offer a wider variety of style/cuts and turnover of merchandise

MTS will die at this one.  A long time ago, I had a boss who had no idea where I liked to shop (or how cheap i am, apparently) and he gave me a gift card for Saks for Xmas.  I seriously couldn't spend it.  I went to the store 3 times and each time, I was so filled with horror at the prices of even the simplist items, I couldn't make myself "overspend" like that.  I ended up just buying a bunch of makeup because I couldn't bear to pay like $300 for a pair of sweat pants, it was just stupid.  This was before the days of online gift card selling by the way.  Today I would just sell it.

MTS will die at this one. A long time ago, I had a boss who had no idea where I liked to shop (or how cheap i am, apparently) and he gave me a gift card for Saks for Xmas. I seriously couldn't spend it. I went to the store 3 times and each time, I was so filled with horror at the prices of even the simplist items, I couldn't make myself "overspend" like that. I ended up just buying a bunch of makeup because I couldn't bear to pay like $300 for a pair of sweat pants, it was just stupid. This was before the days of online gift card selling by the way. Today I would just sell it.

 

Try going to their baby section. Uff-da! Who knew that I was depriving my 1 year old by not buying her a $150 Burberry dress.

Honey, it's the retail stores you're patronizing.  European retailers traditional have smaller cuts than american retailers.  So a 29 at BR is probably a 27 at H&M.

 

You complain about the BR on Mich. Ave., then walk your butt accross the street to Neimans or Saks. 

 

Trust me, I love those stores, and the Sak's men's store is great...however, I was budget challenged after being jobless for a year and I miss being able to go into those places without feeling a pinch.

 

Yeah, i know what you guys mean...it's hard for me to find a good pair of 54 waist jeans at Sears that fit me right.

Yeah, i know what you guys mean...it's hard for me to find a good pair of 54 waist jeans at Sears that fit me right.

 

Ah the Sears Roebucker brand. Really more of a 'dungaree'. So purple. So, so purple. The favorite jean of my father for at least 25 years.

Even if I won the lottery, I would feel a pinch about spending so much money on clothes.  I just couldn't do it.  I mean, I think it would be fun to have a designer dress and go to the Oscars in it or something, but otherwise, who cares.  I'm just not about labels.  I am more likely to spend more on something if it's locally made or if it has "green" origins, such as Patagonia's stuff - I have a jacket of theirs that was once plastic bottles (but I got it on a discounter's website).

I don't shop at Saks because they don't make anything that fits me. Which brings me to this pet peeve - designers who don't design with an idea that someone with wider shoulders and/or longer torso might actually want to wear one of their items of clothes.

^^Yeah, I could really care less about the label actually, and prefer clothes that do not have one on the outside regardless of the brand.  It is the fit and quality I look for because I tend to buy things that I can keep longer.  It just so happens that to find the fit in the US you usually have to go upscale with men's clothes.  If I won the lottery, I would have all of my shirts and suits made by a tailor to my specs.  My favorite things are a custom suit I had made in England and dress shirts I had custom made from a trip to SE Asia.

 

I finally figured it out. MTS is "El Chupacabra"

 

 

I'm calling you out, MTS. Nobody drinks hot pepper water. That's something created to create complexity for the sake of complexity. Like ordering a steak "just a scosche between medium rare and medium. I'd like the center to be mauve....and could you refill my pepper water, please?" :D

 

OMG.  I burst out laughing I let out a huge scream! 

 

 

It's cleansing, that's why you put lime in it, to cut the jalapeno.  On occasion, I'll drink AloeVera water.  Dont you folks take care of your insides??

 

Are you serious?  You really can't be serious?  You complain about "blousy" shirt in one paragraph and then in the next you sayZara, Next and H&M "get it" and close with "Maybe men in the US would dress better if more mass retailers offered a better selection"

 

As a Fist rate Label Queen, with impeccable fashion sense and the wardrobe to prove it.  I'm floored.

 

Not sure what you don't get....I was talking about Mass Market Retailers, not higher end.  US Mass Market retailers go deep and narrow in their offerings to maximize profit....and push styles and cuts that they invest in.  Those other non-US stores seem to offer a wider variety of style/cuts and turnover of merchandise

 

I disagree.

 

MTS will die at this one.  A long time ago, I had a boss who had no idea where I liked to shop (or how cheap i am, apparently) and he gave me a gift card for Saks for Xmas.  I seriously couldn't spend it.  I went to the store 3 times and each time, I was so filled with horror at the prices of even the simplist items, I couldn't make myself "overspend" like that.  I ended up just buying a bunch of makeup because I couldn't bear to pay like $300 for a pair of sweat pants, it was just stupid.  This was before the days of online gift card selling by the way.  Today I would just sell it.

 

I'm having heart palpitations.  You couldn't spend $300?  Oh lawd.  I need a drink.

 

I don't shop at Saks because they don't make anything that fits me. Which brings me to this pet peeve - designers who don't design with an idea that someone with wider shoulders and/or longer torso might actually want to wear one of their items of clothes.

Then you need a better sales person.  You may need to special order.  I have long legs.  I'm tall  with a 32" waist.  I'm irregular (shut up Peanut gallery) since I have such a svelte frame and tall.  Everything I buy has to be tailored.

 

I think Nordstroms does a better job accommodating us tall folks.

 

 

^ Yeah, I could really care less about the label actually, and prefer clothes that do not have one on the outside regardless of the brand.  It is the fit and quality I look for because I tend to buy things that I can keep longer.  If I won the lottery, I would have all of my shirts and suits made by a tailor to my specs.  My favorite things are a custom suit I had made in England and dress shirts I had custom made from a trip to SE Asia.

 

 

 

Oh Dear God....I can't believe you said that!  The label is the most important part of your garment!!

 

Custom tailoring is the way to go.

I agree that if I had a lot of money, I'd have everything tailored or made custom for me. I can't wear 90% of the crap in stores. It saves me a lot of money though, because I don't buy much new.

MTS and his water thing leads me to another pet peeve...more than a pet peeve, really...but a true hatred.

 

Bottled water.  I hate it.  wasteful, expensive, stupid, damaging, etc.

MTS and his water thing leads me to another pet peeve...more than a pet peeve, really...but a true hatred.

 

Bottled water.  I hate it.  wasteful, expensive, stupid, damaging, etc.

 

No you sound like my mom.  She hates bottle water and thinks its socially unacceptable for people to walk around with bottled water.

^i keep an aluminum bottle with me that i always fill up from the tap.  it's great and portable.  i just hate the plastic bottles that are in the garbage all the time.

I heart my SIGG bottles.  That's what I use at work.  At home we have glass bottles (must have a lid, cat drinks out of your water glass when you're not looking).  I also have a box next to my desk where I put all the plastic bottles I have to use from time to time (in a meeting, parched, must take bottled juice or water, etc.)

MTS and his water thing leads me to another pet peeve...more than a pet peeve, really...but a true hatred.

 

Bottled water. I hate it. wasteful, expensive, stupid, damaging, etc.

 

No you sound like my mom. She hates bottle water and thinks its socially unacceptable for people to walk around with bottled water.

 

I stopped drinking bottled water after my last trip to the dentist of all people.  Apparently, bottled water contains none of the chloride that tap water does.... leading to a massive increase in cavities over the past decade or so.  Apparently, you CAN buy bottled water with the chloride still in it, but it costs more.

 

Regardless, considering the studies I have seen on this subject that shows tap water is as clean if not cleaner, the whole bottled water rage might just be the biggest marketing scheme in recent US history.

MTS and his water thing leads me to another pet peeve...more than a pet peeve, really...but a true hatred.

 

Bottled water. I hate it. wasteful, expensive, stupid, damaging, etc.

 

No you sound like my mom. She hates bottle water and thinks its socially unacceptable for people to walk around with bottled water.

 

I stopped drinking bottled water after my last trip to the dentist of all people. Apparently, bottled water contains none of the chloride that tap water does.... leading to a massive increase in cavities over the past decade or so. Apparently, you CAN buy bottled water with the chloride still in it, but it costs more.

 

Regardless, considering the studies I have seen on this subject that shows tap water is as clean if not cleaner, the whole bottled water rage might just be the biggest marketing scheme in recent US history.

 

I use the same plastic Dasani bottle everyday at work and fill it up from the water fountain.

I agree that if I had a lot of money, I'd have everything tailored or made custom for me. I can't wear 90% of the crap in stores. It saves me a lot of money though, because I don't buy much new.

 

You and your will power.  I wish I had it.

^^Ohhhh, not a good idea....R&R has the right idea, get a SIGG, or a metal one

 

I finally figured it out. MTS is "El Chupacabra"

 

 

I'm calling you out, MTS. Nobody drinks hot pepper water. That's something created to create complexity for the sake of complexity. Like ordering a steak "just a scosche between medium rare and medium. I'd like the center to be mauve....and could you refill my pepper water, please?" :D

 

OMG. I burst out laughing I let out a huge scream!

 

 

It's cleansing, that's why you put lime in it, to cut the jalapeno. On occasion, I'll drink AloeVera water. Dont you folks take care of your insides??

 

I, for one, do.  But I'm not taking care of it with nasty pepper water.  A green smoothie every morning does the trick, along with yogurt that has the "good bacteria" in it.

 

Also, the best jeans are Gap jeans.  Everyone knows that. :lol:

I, for one, do.  But I'm not taking care of it with nasty pepper water.  A green smoothie every morning does the trick, along with yogurt that has the "good bacteria" in it.

 

Also, the best jeans are Gap jeans.  Everyone knows that. :D

^Women in the bridal party have ZERO choice about what to wear.  you are told what to wear, and you have to wear it.  If you are the unlucky overweight girl or the unlucky one with back acne, tough luck.  Everyone must wear the same dress and the bride decides what it is. And she doesn't pick it based on what would be flattering to all body types, or even what would be flattering to all the types in her specific bridal party. She isn't thinking about them at all. She's thinking about what color it is and how it will go with everything else in her "theme."

 

I'm aware of all that.....But, maybe she should think of some other things as well...one being you don't put sleeveless clothing on huge arms. Its not flattering to the wearer...or the camera....or the wedding. The right clothing on the other hand showcases things in a whole new light.

^Women in the bridal party have ZERO choice about what to wear.  you are told what to wear, and you have to wear it.  If you are the unlucky overweight girl or the unlucky one with back acne, tough luck.  Everyone must wear the same dress and the bride decides what it is. And she doesn't pick it based on what would be flattering to all body types, or even what would be flattering to all the types in her specific bridal party. She isn't thinking about them at all. She's thinking about what color it is and how it will go with everything else in her "theme."

 

I'm aware of all that.....But, maybe she should think of some other things as well...one being you don't put sleeveless clothing on huge arms. Its not flattering to the wearer...or the camera....or the wedding. The right clothing on the other hand showcases things in a whole new light.

 

Well I guess you're ballin' in Alexander McQueen, Helmut Lang, Lanvin, Prada, Gucci and the like?!

Sometimes I wish I could just round people up and do a massive group "what not to wear"!

 

I know my sense of fashion is at a different place than the majority of people, but it amazes me that there are so many men that don't know how to tie a tie or buy a pair of slacks/pants that fit properly.

 

I agree with that. One peeve I have is wedding dress...when there are women in the bridal party with big huge blubbery arms wearing sleeveless attire.... Uh "Uh..no... Cover some of that... it ain't purrty fer the camRA"

 

Not making fun of anyone at all....but please wear something that compliments you and does not expose and exploit parts like that.

 

Wow, that's a terrible comment to make, man.  And bridesmaids don't get to pick their dresses.

 

There is nothing so terrible about it. If I had such arms, I would be aware of the fact such an outfit is not appropriate. Yes, I am aware of the fact of the bridesmaids not picking dresses...and once again, a simple point was missed. The finger is pointed at the bride...who imposes these kinds of dresses on an entire party of female participants with the arm thing going on as I was talking about. Bad selection for the body type. I have seen many wedding parties where all had the arm thing going on...and all were having to wear such a dress. What is the bride thinking?

Sometimes I wish I could just round people up and do a massive group "what not to wear"!

 

I know my sense of fashion is at a different place than the majority of people, but it amazes me that there are so many men that don't know how to tie a tie or buy a pair of slacks/pants that fit properly.

 

I agree with that. One peeve I have is wedding dress...when there are women in the bridal party with big huge blubbery arms wearing sleeveless attire.... Uh "Uh..no... Cover some of that... it ain't purrty fer the camRA"

 

Not making fun of anyone at all....but please wear something that compliments you and does not expose and exploit parts like that.

 

Wow, that's a terrible comment to make, man.  And bridesmaids don't get to pick their dresses.

 

There is nothing so terrible about it. If I had such arms, I would be aware of the fact such an outfit is not appropriate. Yes, I am aware of the fact of the bridesmaids not picking dresses...and once again, a simple point was missed. The finger is pointed at the bride...who imposes these kinds of dresses on an entire party of female participants with the arm thing going on as I was talking about. Bad selection for the body type. I have seen many wedding parties where all had the arm thing going on...and all were having to wear such a dress. What is the bride thinking?

 

That it's her wedding and nobody in the bridal party shall upstage her.  >:D

Well, the laugh is on her... This bride actually has good taste!

 

 

Well, the laugh is on her... This bride actually has good taste!

 

 

^Women in the bridal party have ZERO choice about what to wear.  you are told what to wear, and you have to wear it.  If you are the unlucky overweight girl or the unlucky one with back acne, tough luck.  Everyone must wear the same dress and the bride decides what it is. And she doesn't pick it based on what would be flattering to all body types, or even what would be flattering to all the types in her specific bridal party. She isn't thinking about them at all. She's thinking about what color it is and how it will go with everything else in her "theme."

 

I'm aware of all that.....But, maybe she should think of some other things as well...one being you don't put sleeveless clothing on huge arms. Its not flattering to the wearer...or the camera....or the wedding. The right clothing on the other hand showcases things in a whole new light.

 

I think there's just too many sleeveless women out there, period. I mean, arms? Who gets turned on by arms? When women started wearing trousers everywhere, they started showing their arms?

I think there's just too many sleeveless women out there, period. I mean, arms? Who gets turned on by arms? When women started wearing trousers low rise pants everywhere, they started showing their guts arms?

 

Whats up with that?

Sometimes I wish I could just round people up and do a massive group "what not to wear"!

 

I know my sense of fashion is at a different place than the majority of people, but it amazes me that there are so many men that don't know how to tie a tie or buy a pair of slacks/pants that fit properly.

 

I agree with that. One peeve I have is wedding dress...when there are women in the bridal party with big huge blubbery arms wearing sleeveless attire.... Uh "Uh..no... Cover some of that... it ain't purrty fer the camRA"

 

Not making fun of anyone at all....but please wear something that compliments you and does not expose and exploit parts like that.

 

Wow, that's a terrible comment to make, man.  And bridesmaids don't get to pick their dresses.

 

There is nothing so terrible about it. If I had such arms, I would be aware of the fact such an outfit is not appropriate. Yes, I am aware of the fact of the bridesmaids not picking dresses...and once again, a simple point was missed. The finger is pointed at the bride...who imposes these kinds of dresses on an entire party of female participants with the arm thing going on as I was talking about. Bad selection for the body type. I have seen many wedding parties where all had the arm thing going on...and all were having to wear such a dress. What is the bride thinking?

 

I explained this already.  The wedding is NOT ABOUT THE WEDDING PARTY.  It's about the BRIDE.  "Look at me! Look at me!" is the bride's prerogative.  It's her big, special day and nobody is supposed to notice what everyone else looks like.  To draw a parallel, imagine a beautifully dressed star going to the Oscars, all a-glitter with Harry Winston jewels and a couture gown.  Her companion wears an understated but nice suit so as not to draw too much attention away from her.  And you happen to notice he has on white sweat socks.  Yes, it looks bad. No, it shouldn't happen.  But you are supposed to be looking at the STAR in the GOWN, not noticing the companion's socks.  Yes, people do notice the socks, but not everyone, and it's just not what's important - to the bride, to her family (who typically is paying for at least some if not all of it) and believe it or not, to the attendants, who are there pictorially merely to serve as ornaments, dressing at the bride and groom's party, as well as to offer their support.  It's not about making everyone in the wedding look great.  In fact, many brides are HAPPY to have bridesmaids who look shitty because they think it makes them look that much better, and they are the star of the day.

 

I'm not saying I was like that, because I wasn't.  I also didn't have a big bridal party.  We each had one attendant.  Both were female and I just asked them to buy a dress in a midnight blue and sent them a picture of a sample dress. They both bought different dresses than the one in the picture, both looked great. But not everyone is like that. 

 

fact: Most brides focus much more on the wedding than on the marriage.  Hence, a 50% divorce rate when they realize what they've really done and that the party is over.

 

fact: Most brides focus much more on the wedding than on the marriage.  Hence, a 50% divorce rate when they realize what they've really done and that the party is over.

 

If you're going to do it...do it up, I say!  LOL 

 

At least you kids have the option.

 

After my brothers wedding, my father said to me , "thank God you're not a girl, I couldn't afford to think about the type of wedding you would plan!  Wooo, I dodge a bullet!"  All I could was laugh, because it's true!

Weddings are the one of the grossest wastes of money man has ever invented.

Weddings are the one of the grossest wastes of money man has ever invented.

 

That, and some funerals.

 

Although usually I'd rather attend a funeral than a wedding; a funeral recognizes that one person's troubles are over, whereas all too often at a wedding two people's troubles are just beginning.

When I got married, my wife told the three girls a color and set them loose in the mall to pick a dress that would look reasonable on all three of them. That way none of them could complain about the dress.

Weddings are the one of the grossest wastes of money man has ever invented.

 

That, and some funerals.

 

Although usually I'd rather attend a funeral than a wedding; a funeral recognizes that one person's troubles are over, whereas all too often at a wedding two people's troubles are just beginning.

 

Ha Ha. So true.  I had no high  expectations of what marriage would be like...So far it's no we are definitely not Ward and June Cleaver, however we are not Al and Peg Bundy either....

 

When I got married, my wife told the three girls a color and set them loose in the mall to pick a dress that would look reasonable on all three of them. That way none of them could complain about the dress.

 

I wish i could say my wife did the same but she picked a purple (or was it plum  :-D ) color dress to go with the Hydrangeas. More so her Bridemaids were all over the place body type wise.

Weddings are the one of the grossest wastes of money man has ever invented.

 

That, and some funerals.

 

Although usually I'd rather attend a funeral than a wedding; a funeral recognizes that one person's troubles are over, whereas all too often at a wedding two people's troubles are just beginning.

 

My funeral is going to be big just like in the imitation of life.  LOL

Weddings are the one of the grossest wastes of money man has ever invented.

 

That, and some funerals.

 

Although usually I'd rather attend a funeral than a wedding; a funeral recognizes that one person's troubles are over, whereas all too often at a wedding two people's troubles are just beginning.

 

My funeral is going to be big just like in the imitation of life.  LOL

 

For those like me who had not seen  the imitation of life a summary of the funeral scene. Pretty much what I imagined for you MTS.

 

"As per her last wishes, Annie is given a lavish funeral in a large church, complete with a gospel choir (and a solo by gospel star Mahalia Jackson) and a parade-like procession with a horse-drawn hearse."

Weddings are the one of the grossest wastes of money man has ever invented.

 

That, and some funerals.

 

Although usually I'd rather attend a funeral than a wedding; a funeral recognizes that one person's troubles are over, whereas all too often at a wedding two people's troubles are just beginning.

 

My funeral is going to be big just like in the imitation of life.  LOL

 

For those like me who had not seen  the imitation of life a summary of the funeral scene. Pretty much what I imagined for you MTS.

 

"As per her last wishes, Annie is given a lavish funeral in a large church, complete with a gospel choir (and a solo by gospel star Mahalia Jackson) and a parade-like procession with a horse-drawn hearse."

 

Hey....I'm consistent!  Although I want to be cremated.

Weddings are the one of the grossest wastes of money man has ever invented.

 

My cousin is all about "look at me" and having everyone do the whole "This wedding/baby shower is soooooo nice, i can't believe you got this, it looks sooooo beautiful" type garbage. Oh yeah and she had 170 people at her baby shower. ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY PEOPLE!! And on more than one occasion leading up to it she commented on the amount of gifts she is going to be receiving.

Weddings are the one of the grossest wastes of money man has ever invented.

 

That, and some funerals.

 

Although usually I'd rather attend a funeral than a wedding; a funeral recognizes that one person's troubles are over, whereas all too often at a wedding two people's troubles are just beginning.

 

My funeral is going to be big just like in the imitation of life.  LOL

 

For those like me who had not seen  the imitation of life a summary of the funeral scene. Pretty much what I imagined for you MTS.

 

"As per her last wishes, Annie is given a lavish funeral in a large church, complete with a gospel choir (and a solo by gospel star Mahalia Jackson) and a parade-like procession with a horse-drawn hearse."

 

Hey....I'm consistent!  Although I want to be cremated.

 

I can just see it; a monument in Lake View Cemetery overshadowing Garfield's but more contemporary, designed by a prestigious architectural firm. Maybe SOM? Owners, managers, and clerks from Manhattan's finest stores will take part in the funeral procession, truly grief-stricken at the passing of the man who kept their businesses afloat through the recession of '09.  :cry:

I can just see it; a monument in Lake View Cemetery overshadowing Garfield's but more contemporary, designed by a prestigious architectural firm. Maybe SOM? Owners, managers, and clerks from Manhattan's finest stores will take part in the funeral procession, truly grief-stricken at the passing of the man who kept their businesses afloat through the recession of '09. :cry:

 

Perhaps with some sort of light or spotlight beaming upwards on the top of it, a beacon on the hill that could be seen from downtown? Maybe we should shut up and not give him ideas

I still maintain the way to go is to be stuffed and mounted on the front porch, so as to be an effective deterrent for any would be suitors to my wife or daughters. Like a scarecrow!

 

Which brings me to my next pet peeve....the little boy in my daughter's preschool class who has decided he likes to hold her hand and kiss her on the cheek. Don't make me put my foot up your three year old @ss, son.  :x

Another pet peeve: orange girls.  I was reminded of this from another post I just made, but fake tans on a woman are disgusting.  Everytime I see a girl with a horrible fake tan (and make no mistake, ALL fake tans look horrible) I want to sit her down and explain to her that she looks like an Oompa-Loompa.

I can just see it; a monument in Lake View Cemetery overshadowing Garfield's but more contemporary, designed by a prestigious architectural firm. Maybe SOM? Owners, managers, and clerks from Manhattan's finest stores will take part in the funeral procession, truly grief-stricken at the passing of the man who kept their businesses afloat through the recession of '09.  :cry:

 

OH my God.  I'm rolling.  I probably have put a couple of kids who's parents work at Prada & Barney's kids thru college!

 

Perhaps with some sort of light or spotlight beaming upwards on the top of it, a beacon on the hill that could be seen from downtown? Maybe we should shut up and not give him ideas

 

I like!

I still maintain the way to go is to be stuffed and mounted on the front porch, so as to be an effective deterrent for any would be suitors to my wife or daughters. Like a scarecrow!

 

Which brings me to my next pet peeve....the little boy in my daughter's preschool class who has decided he likes to hold her hand and kiss her on the cheek. Don't make me put my foot up your three year old @ss, son.  :x

You are worse than my brother. 

 

The sad part about fathers being over protective of their daughters is that those very fathers were sneaky, sex craved boys!  All this is coming back to you because as a youth...you were a dog.

 

Another pet peeve: orange girls.  I was reminded of this from another post I just made, but fake tans on a woman are disgusting.  Everytime I see a girl with a horrible fake tan (and make no mistake, ALL fake tans look horrible) I want to sit her down and explain to her that she looks like an Oompa-Loompa.

 

 

 

Another pet peeve: orange girls.  I was reminded of this from another post I just made, but fake tans on a woman are disgusting.  Everytime I see a girl with a horrible fake tan (and make no mistake, ALL fake tans look horrible) I want to sit her down and explain to her that she looks like an Oompa-Loompa.

Not to mention she drastically increased her likelihood of skin cancer.  Not something you wish on anyone.

You know who else has an orange fake tan?  House Minority Leader John Boehner. Nothing political about it he just looks orange.

Didn't Obama poke fun at his fake tan at a dinner recently?  The press dinner, maybe?