Posted December 22, 200816 yr Happy Hanukkah (Hanukka, Hanukkah, Chanuka, or Chanukah) to all who celebrate.
December 22, 200816 yr Likewise, Happy H(Ch)anu(k)kah from the goyim! http://www.mainstreetpainesville.org/
December 22, 200816 yr My cousin sent me this in honor of the holiday (NSFW) http://www.someecards.com/upload/hanukkah/lets_celebrate_an_eight.html Hilariously true. I also like this one http://www.someecards.com/upload/hanukkah/have_a_happy_hanukkah.html
December 22, 200816 yr I wish I were Jewish so that me drinking one of these would be totally legitamized. It's He'brew!! The chosen beer!! Happy Hanukkah to all who celebrate it! Even though you guys killed Jesus. Just kidding! I'm not even sure Jesus ever existed. :-D
December 22, 200816 yr My cousin sent me this in honor of the holiday (NSFW) http://www.someecards.com/upload/hanukkah/lets_celebrate_an_eight.html Hilariously true. I also like this one http://www.someecards.com/upload/hanukkah/have_a_happy_hanukkah.html I love "someecards". That second card is exactly why I wrote my initial message as I did. All of my neighbors spell it different.
December 22, 200816 yr I wish I were Jewish It's nothing that you can't remedy with a quick snip of the shmeckle..
December 22, 200816 yr I wish I were Jewish It's nothing that you can't remedy with a quick snip of the shmeckle..
December 22, 200816 yr I wish I were Jewish It's nothing that you can't remedy with a quick snip of the shmeckle.. Been there, done that a long time ago. Even though circumcision was only meant for the Jews. AJ are you a Hebrew? Can you make me an honorary Jew? I know there's a quick spark-notes version out there called Kabbalah but I really don't have time for that.
December 22, 200816 yr I wish I were Jewish It's nothing that you can't remedy with a quick snip of the shmeckle.. Been there, done that a long time ago. Even though circumcision was only meant for the Jews. AJ are you a Hebrew? Can you make me an honorary Jew? I know there's a quick spark-notes version out there called Kabbalah but I really don't have time for that. You can always buy "the Torah" or "judiasm" for Dummies!
December 22, 200816 yr I made some soup using Israeli coucous last night, and I absolutely LOVE "The Nanny" - does that count for something? : clevelandskyscrapers.com Cleveland Skyscrapers on Instagram
December 22, 200816 yr I made some soup using Israeli coucous last night, and I absolutely LOVE "The Nanny" - does that count for something? : Me too. Bubbe is kii-kii!
December 22, 200816 yr and I absolutely LOVE "The Nanny" - does that count for something? : lol! Everyone says Fran Drescher's voice is obnoxious; I think it's hot. I love nyc accents. Marisa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny for example! I don't think she's Jewish but Brooklyn has a lot of Jews.
December 22, 200816 yr and I absolutely LOVE "The Nanny" - does that count for something? : lol! Everyone says Fran Drescher's voice is obnoxious; I think it's hot. I love nyc accents. Marisa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny for example! I don't think she's Jewish but Brooklyn has a lot of Jews. No a real brooklyn accent is a hot mess. oooh. To say brooklyn has "a lot" of Jews is an understatement.
December 22, 200816 yr and I absolutely LOVE "The Nanny" - does that count for something? : lol! Everyone says Fran Drescher's voice is obnoxious; I think it's hot. I love nyc accents. Marisa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny for example! I don't think she's Jewish but Brooklyn has a lot of Jews. No a real brooklyn accent is a hot mess. oooh. To say brooklyn has "a lot" of Jews is an understatement. Yeah, NYC has the highest Jewish population in the world. Higher than Israel.
December 23, 200816 yr I wish I were Jewish It's nothing that you can't remedy with a quick snip of the shmeckle.. Been there, done that a long time ago. Even though circumcision was only meant for the Jews. AJ are you a Hebrew? Can you make me an honorary Jew? I know there's a quick spark-notes version out there called Kabbalah but I really don't have time for that. I'm a convert, so I am not vested with the power of assigning honorarium. You'll just have to be content with your "new" testament, and your Matthews and Marks and such and such. I'm down with the old school, wrath filled, smitey lord. The one with the irrational malevolence toward the penis.
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