If I ever become a politician (which I probably won't) I will shove the fact that I scrubbed carpet in a warehouse on Winchell Ave. for a living after finishing my second Master's degree up everybody's ass.

 

I can loan you my CIB if that helps.

Being politics, 40% of people would believe it was actually mine as long as I kept saying it was over and over

Being politics, 40% of people would believe it was actually mine as long as I kept saying it was over and over

 

Yeah I was a sniper in Vietnam and I was driving the jeep that toppled that Saddam statue.  And I swept floors. 

 

 

Being politics, 40% of people would believe it was actually mine as long as I kept saying it was over and over

 

Yeah I was a sniper in Vietnam and I was driving the jeep that toppled that Saddam statue.  And I swept floors. 

 

 

 

I call shenanigans. We all know Brian Williams was driving that jeep.

Now former Speaker Boehner makes his farewell address to Congress:

 

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/john-boehner-makes-exit-congress/story?id=34817895

I never thought I'd be posting to a five-and-a-half year dead thread about former Speaker John Boehner - but this tweet about the audiobook recordings of his memoir were too good not to. 

 

Warning: NSFW language at the end of the recording below: