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EIGHT SHADES OF GRIS

and Mayday!

and Mayday!

 

MayDay?  That heifer's birthday is in May!

Mayday!!!  Because May 1st I believe. 

Happy B-day, 8shades!

Mayday!!!  Because May 1st I believe. 

 

Yes, but TODAY is April 2!  There are better and more prominent people born on this day!

 

We don't care about anybody born on May 1 right now!  Save it for then!  :P

Oh my god!  Im so out of it....  (I guess I thought it was yesterday)  never mind.

!!!

Oh my god!  Im so out of it....  never mind.

 

Oh my god!  Im so out of it....  never mind.

 

Oooooh Honey, lay off the sauce!  ;)  ;)    Step away from the bottle and put the crack pipe down!  Lawd!

Happy b-day, MTS!  Are you going to have to change your "40 and Fly" motto now?

Happy B-Day guys (not MayDay)!

Happy b-day, MTS!  Are you going to have to change your "40 and Fly" motto now?

 

Oh thank you!  No, I'm still in my 40's and fly!  OK!  You betta ask somebody!  lol

 

Although my deceitful ass staff bought a Herbert(family guy) medical walker for my birthday!

talk about deceitful, then it should be "40's and fly"!

(I put down the bottle and crack pipe to type this)

"40+ and fly"

talk about deceitful, then it should be "40's and fly"!

(I put down the bottle and crack pipe to type this)

 

HUSH!

"40+ and fly"

 

Laaaaaaaaaaawd!

 

LOL

Happy Birthday MTS and 8shades!!!

 

Happy b-day, MTS! Are you going to have to change your "40 and Fly" motto now?

 

Oh thank you! No, I'm still in my 40's and fly! OK! You betta ask somebody! lol

 

 

D@mn you're old! Between the viagra and prune juice you'll never know if you're coming or going.

 

Great.  I saw a picture of Andy Dick, now I'm depressed!  Thanks EVD!

 

you're welcome, but I certainly didn't mean to make this into a "let's-make-fun-of-old-people" thread, since I'm 10+ years older than you! Okay, people? lol (although I don't believe for a second that actor John C. Reilly is only 43!!)

Happy b-day, MTS!  Are you going to have to change your "40 and Fly" motto now?

 

Oh thank you!  No, I'm still in my 40's and fly!  OK!  You betta ask somebody!  lol

 

 

D@mn you're old! Between the viagra and prune juice you'll never know if you're coming or going.

 

Old?  Far from it, I'm in the prime of my life!

Viagra?  LMAO!  LMAO!  Trust I don't need that!

Prune Juice?  I'm more of an orange or pomegranate juice drinker

 

I hope you live to be my current age!

Thanks for the birthday wishes and Happy Belated Birthday, MTS. Sorry for the delay ... I was on a crazy-ass seminar in the Netherlands and Belgium ... I'm sure you'll forgive me ;)

Thanks for the birthday wishes and Happy Belated Birthday, MTS. Sorry for the delay ... I was on a crazy-ass seminar in the Netherlands and Belgium ... I'm sure you'll forgive me ;)

 

hummmmmm

 

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let me think about it.  lol

A belated Happy Birthday to our birthday kids! :clap:

 

The milestone birthdays, the ones ending in zero, always seem to provoke irreverence and gag gifts in the office, until you reach the one that begins with a six. I don't know if it's awe or pity, but you get respectful treatment on that one.

24 as of 5 April :|

24 as of 5 April :|

 

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!! 

 

I SWEAR YOU KIDS GROW UP SO FAST.

A belated Happy Birthday to our birthday kids! :clap:

 

The milestone birthdays, the ones ending in zero, always seem to provoke irreverence and gag gifts in the office, until you reach the one that begins with a six. I don't know if it's awe or pity, but you get respectful treatment on that one.

 

Yeah, but you get to say what you want and nobody thinks your crazy, just mean!  Thats a plus in my book!

24 as of 5 April :|

 

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!!

 

I SWEAR YOU KIDS GROW UP SO FAST.

A belated Happy Birthday to our birthday kids! :clap:

 

The milestone birthdays, the ones ending in zero, always seem to provoke irreverence and gag gifts in the office, until you reach the one that begins with a six. I don't know if it's awe or pity, but you get respectful treatment on that one.

 

Yeah, but you get to say what you want and nobody thinks your crazy, just mean! Thats a plus in my book!

 

Dream on! Just a couple of weeks ago a woman in my neighborhood implied that I had dementia.

 

Demented, sometimes, but dementia, NO!

24 as of 5 April :|

 

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!! 

 

I SWEAR YOU KIDS GROW UP SO FAST.

A belated Happy Birthday to our birthday kids! :clap:

 

The milestone birthdays, the ones ending in zero, always seem to provoke irreverence and gag gifts in the office, until you reach the one that begins with a six. I don't know if it's awe or pity, but you get respectful treatment on that one.

 

Yeah, but you get to say what you want and nobody thinks your crazy, just mean!  Thats a plus in my book!

 

Dream on! Just a couple of weeks ago a woman in my neighborhood implied that I had dementia.

 

Demented, sometimes, but dementia, NO!

 

Did you hit her?  If not, you should have, it might have knocked some sense into her!

 

Dream on! Just a couple of weeks ago a woman in my neighborhood implied that I had dementia.

 

Demented, sometimes, but dementia, NO!

 

People on the neighborhood council who don't agree with your input? lol

 

 

Happy Belated Birthday, Sherman!!

24 as of 5 April

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!! 

 

I SWEAR YOU KIDS GROW UP SO FAST.

A belated Happy Birthday to our birthday kids!

The milestone birthdays, the ones ending in zero, always seem to provoke irreverence and gag gifts in the office, until you reach the one that begins with a six. I don't know if it's awe or pity, but you get respectful treatment on that one.

Yeah, but you get to say what you want and nobody thinks your crazy, just mean!  Thats a plus in my book!

Dream on! Just a couple of weeks ago a woman in my neighborhood implied that I had dementia.

 

Demented, sometimes, but dementia, NO!

Did you hit her?  If not, you should have, it might have knocked some sense into her!

Insults and accusations run off me like water off a duck. I never hit a lady, and I always give the benefit of the doubt. If a woman hits me first, though, then she's no lady and all bets are off. :box:

  • 4 weeks later...

MayDay!

Yep, Happy Birthday MayDay.  I woke up this morning and actually thought, "Hey it's Mayday's Birthday today" haha.

Happy Birthday you Bitchin' Taurus!

 

You share your B-Day with my cranky/moody brother. 

 

Taureans are so emotional!  :P

 

Thank you everyone :)

 

Emotional? Not quite. We're fine as long as everything within our "pasture" is fine - but muck with the pasture (or anything or anyone in it) and you're toast.

 

Oh puh-lease.  My brother is the most emotional people.  Happy one minute, screaming at the top of your lungs the next.  And you Taureans can hold a grudge.

 

My brother is mad right now, because the kids and I gave him a gag gift of a box of depends.

Happy Birthday MayDay!

So HBIC what are you doing for your B-Day.  I'm sure it's something fantabulous.

He's gonna drink that case of Bruning River we're all pitching in for to buy him!

Happy Birthday, MayDay! Shows what a sick dependency on Urbanohio.com I've developed, that your birthday was one of the first things I thought of when I was awake enough to know the date.

 

Happy Birthday, MayDay! Shows what a sick dependency on Urbanohio.com I've developed, that your birthday was one of the first things I thought of when I was awake enough to know the date.

 

 

Yeah..... I was putting the date on something (while not at all on UO), and was like "Oh!  It's MayDay's birthday!!!" 

Happy belated birthday! Last night, I was laying in bed listening to helicopters trying to scope out May Day riots in my neighborhood, and then I remembered ... MayDay's birthday! Hope it was a good one!

He's gonna drink that case of Bruning River we're all pitching in for to buy him!

 

I'm still waiting ;-)

 

So what did you do for your B-day?

I visited my friend, Nunya and her friend Dam Bidness.

Cranky ass Taurus bitch!

 

 

 

  • 10 months later...

Happy Birthday 8 Shades!  Do it up Bitch!

 

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Haha. Thanks, M2S ... And a very happy birthday back atcha :)

Haha. Thanks, M2S ... And a very happy birthday back atcha :)

Thanks!

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