Posted April 8, 200916 yr Prostitution in Cincinnati While attending the University of Kentucky, I majored in Information Science. More specifically, I had a fond love for data mining and analysis. While I do not have a ton of data on prostitution to pull from, I was able to come up with several telling features that will be expanded upon in future releases on the series regarding prostitution in Cincinnati. In the future, I'd like to examine other cities, but I'll need your help in locating where the prostitutes congregate! Where are they located at? While Avondale may take the credit for having the most prostitutes, Over-the-Rhine and downtown have a varied selection. I only profiled a specific locale for one night at the end of a work week, so I suspect that during the average workday, Avondale may produce more prostitutes. A lively scene on a Friday night will draw a larger clientèle to downtown and Over-the-Rhine (e.g. Main Street), rather than Avondale, so the data may be skewed towards that. I was straining to find prostitutes in some neighborhoods, such as some of the fringe, more suburban neighborhoods. Likewise, prostitutes in the more expensive, affluent neighborhoods were all but impossible to find. In the more wealthy neighborhoods, they may be classified more as escorts that command higher prices. Average hotness by price? While you can find the hottest females (and males) at very high prices, you can find decent values with median hotness by paying far less. What is the best bang for your buck? Queensgate and Sedamsville have the best value, in terms of averaging out hotness and price. Avondale and Camp Washington both score very low on the price, but the hotness also suffered. On the flip side, Mt. Adams and Oakley both score very high on the hotness, but the price was outrageous. Total and average price by locale vary widely. While I only found one prostitute in Oakley and Mt. Adams each, they commanded high prices in comparison to Avondale and Over-the-Rhine. More details on this soon! Stay tuned.
April 8, 200916 yr Normally I would just Laaaaaaaaaaawd, but this deserves a Laaaaaaaaaaawd have mercy! Only you Seicer, only you!
April 8, 200916 yr yea, I am officially disturbed. Honey, you were "officially" disturbed before reading this thread.
April 8, 200916 yr so you drove around the city soliciting prostitutes making notes about their attractiveness and cost? and for a next step you'd like to do the same thing in other cities? this seems like more than a research project to me.
April 8, 200916 yr How many prostitutes looked like women but were men? How many were male prositutes? What services did you pay? Next time include pictures from the scene! I'd like to see you try this in Hunt's Point. LOL
April 8, 200916 yr Hottness of a prostitute... hmm In the Mt. Healthy/Colerain area 2 asked me for a ride to walmart in colerain from the self car wash at gailbrath/pippin. They gave me a sapp story about being from indiana and car broke down . I said sure.. so they got in... and the chunky one with a missing front tooth asked me if I was a cop and if I wanted to have fun. the better looking one sat in the back and said nothing. They think just becuase a guy drive a sports car he wants to pay for "fun"..
April 8, 200916 yr yea, I am officially disturbed. Honey, you were "officially" disturbed before reading this thread. wow, talk about an off handed slap in the face. im gonna bitch slap you shitbaaaaagg.
April 8, 200916 yr Ten bucks says Lawrenceburg gives Avondale a run for it's money!!!! .....that is if you wanted to include old Whiskey Town! Haha, ah Hoosiers!
April 8, 200916 yr They are everywhere.. Ijust got a question.. where exactly are the numbers coming from? Personal observance (trial and error) or figuratively?
April 9, 200916 yr Average hotness by price *dies* "You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers
April 9, 200916 yr No, I actually went out late at night, on Friday to keep it consistent, and asked prostitutes what they charged. No money was ever exchanged, and I revealed what I was doing (e.g. a school project), and didn't get a bit of grief from the ~100 recipients that I asked. Hotness factor is my personal opinion. Missing limbs (thank you ColDayMan) and teeth knock it down a lot; meth face and cracked out knock it down some (unless they are that deranged); massively fake bits knock it down some (there is some excessive traits that are quite bad). Part two comes tomorrow!
April 9, 200916 yr What did the Mount Adams one look like? And where did you find someone in Mt. Adams and Oakley.
April 9, 200916 yr Not all that bad looking. I really don't want to disclose the locations, but Mt. Adams was in a very unexpected area and Oakley was by a railroad (!).
April 9, 200916 yr Average price by ethnicity: Whites often commanded higher prices than blacks in nearly all locales, sans Sedamsville and downtown. Queensgate, both ethnicities were tied. Asians commanded far higher values, but I only encountered a handful, so there was not enough data to make a true comparison. Ethnicity by neighborhood: Blacks were more typically found in Over-the-Rhine, Evanston and Avondale, whereas whites were more typically found in downtown and Lower Price Hill, where a large Appalachian community exists. Hotness index: A hotness index determines the hotness of a particular ethnicity based on the hot factor. Whites were typically hotter in Walnut Hills than Camp Washington, for example. Blacks had a higher hotness factor in Over-the-Rhine and Avondale than in Lower Price Hill. Note that the hotness index is not indicative of overall hotness. Over-the-Rhine had larger cumulations of hotter blacks, but lagged in comparison to blacks in other neighborhoods.
April 9, 200916 yr How hot were the hot chicks? Like, actual hot chicks, or hot for a street whore but not all that hot, really?
April 9, 200916 yr Well, I suspect that the super-hot individuals were cops, so I passed. I also suspect that if you are super-hot, then you'll generally have more money and would upgrade to an escort service - not prostitution. I should do Craigslist next!
April 9, 200916 yr Well, I suspect that the super-hot individuals were cops, so I passed. I also suspect that if you are super-hot, then you'll generally have more money and would upgrade to an escort service - not prostitution. I should do Craigslist next! lol ... Sherman, this is probably the most unscientific data on UO.
April 9, 200916 yr Yeah :) Appearantly, Norwood has a prostitution/hooker issue now too. It seems to congregate around the Dana Avenue corridor, and along Montgomery Road between Dana and Surrey Square.
April 9, 200916 yr lol ... Sherman, this is probably the most unscientific data on UO. I highly doubt that :) it is by far one of the most entertaining threads though. Hottness factor that cracks me up.
April 9, 200916 yr This is probably the most outrageous combination of posts I've ever seen on UO. Only you Sherman.
April 9, 200916 yr I can't figure out whether you actually went out and gathered this data or are just making it up. This will go down as an epic thread.
April 9, 200916 yr No, I actually went out late at night, on Friday to keep it consistent, and asked prostitutes what they charged. No money was ever exchanged, and I revealed what I was doing (e.g. a school project), and didn't get a bit of grief from the ~100 recipients that I asked. I hope I don't sound like a mom, but be careful! :)
April 9, 200916 yr It's amazing what you can get a degree in at UK!!! Reminds me of an old joke: 1st Guy: Only people in Kentucky are basketball players and hookers. 2nd Guy: My wife's from Kentucky. 1st Guy: Oh? What position does she play?
April 9, 200916 yr It's amazing what you can get a degree in at UK!!! Reminds me of an old joke: 1st Guy: Only people in Kentucky are basketball players and hookers. 2nd Guy: My wife's from Kentucky. 1st Guy: Oh? What position does she play? LMAO!
April 9, 200916 yr Distribution of average price by drug features: One can easily discern an individual by the drugs they use. This graph presents the average price for those on meth, crack or on no discoverable drugs. Taking away the externalities of Mt. Adams and Oakley, the highest drug users seem to come from downtown, followed by Walnut Hills and Queensgate. Distribution of drug features: Another view of a distribution of drug features, separated by crack, meth and none -- although the latter may not include more hidden drug usage, such as heroin. And finally... a view of the average price for those on crack, meth or on neither, separated by locale.
April 9, 200916 yr Sherman is probably the first person to solicite a prostitute on a bicycle! I doubt that. I've seen "walk ups" approach prostitutes.
April 9, 200916 yr I have seen a pimp making his rounds to his girls on a bicycle before, sadly though not a Segway. There is something with endless photoshopping possibility though, The pimp on a Segway.... Edit:Not in Cincy though...
April 9, 200916 yr Mt. Echo!??!!?!? "You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers
April 9, 200916 yr Going off of my recalled knowledge, here are the approximate locations. What's the deal with the handicap icon on this map?
April 10, 200916 yr No, I actually went out late at night, on Friday to keep it consistent, and asked prostitutes what they charged. No money was ever exchanged, and I revealed what I was doing (e.g. a school project), and didn't get a bit of grief from the ~100 recipients that I asked. I hope I don't sound like a mom, but be careful! :) Yeah, if this is real you could wind up in the slammer, easy. Jail is not fun -- er, not that I know of course.
April 10, 200916 yr I know this is really creepy, but there is this forum I found TOTALLY by accident while researching prostitution concentrations in Cincinnati (my boyfriend lives very close to McMicken in north OTR) that is a disucssion within the community of people who actively patronize streetwalkers in Cincinnati. Really good info about locations, prices, law enforcement (and avoiding them) etc. REALLY interesting to read, but definitely creepy because these are all places I pas by on a regular basis. NSFW obviously. http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=3979&page=1&pp=15
April 10, 200916 yr Oh wow! Uh, some of those replies are a little disturbing! I can't believe there is a forum on this. -- "I use to find girls on 12th and Walnut and even further south by the Library. Not anymore." Gawd. That's at my building! I pass by that corner daily, at all hours of the night, and do not see any... a good sign, of course.
April 10, 200916 yr Well, not to bust on anyone's balls here... This whole thread was a ... belated April Fools satire! I had planned on doing it for April 1, but I was so busy with work that week that I had totally forgot. I tried to hint at it being a satire with the whole rediclousness of the bit (hotness index, inconsistencies in my stories that I've told people, the handicapped icon on the map). Of course, stumbling on the site linked above... I guess it goes to note that this was entirely satire, and in no way is meant to degrade any one subset or component of a population, and is actually a fairly accurate representation of prostitutes. I do not suggest that anyone actually study prostitution because it is risky and you don't know what to expect!
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